SPPF CONFESSIONS SUBMISSION THREAD: reveal your inner secrets to us

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #41:

I cry for no reason all the time but only when I'm on my period.

[img139]http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/cry/grand/cry-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1061.gif[/img139]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #42:

22 & still no GF.:/ I like how I saved ALOT of money but I need a WOMAN.... I also have a thing for girls who wear pink.0__0 I go crazy!

[img200]http://hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/02/PINK-CLOTHES.jpg[/img200]



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ANNOUNCEMENT: Kirby and Ellie are also taking confessions, so if you have confessions, you can send them to any of us. Happy confessing, and keep them coming!

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #43:

I am 27 and have never had sex and I keep an exact day count of the last time I was "played with."

[img139]http://tinkerbelle86.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/127251060397.jpg[/img139]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #44:

I pushed my 2 year old neighbor into a fish pond and made up the excuse that she tripped.

 

[ellie]

SPPF Confession #45:

I once duct-taped some one to a wall in a summer camp. I enjoyed it immensely and was rather glad that it involved duct-tape and taping people to walls. It was a planned activity, so it wasn't something wrong, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit despite the fact that it was required.

[img200]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6h77nOzFf1rwcc6bo1_250.gif[/img200]

 

[ellie]

SPPF Confession #46:

One morning I woke up and I was duct taped to a wall. I don't know how I got there =[

[img200]http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Dwight-Schrute-Shakes-Head-and-Rolls-Eyes.gif[/img200]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #47:

Real talk. The woman in the .gif used for Confession #38 has this gleam in her eye that is really turning me on. She's just got a really sexy and flirtatious energy about her.

probably bc of the death of her irl bf.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #48:

A couple of years ago, I befriended someone one here. He's not here anymore, and I'm not dropping names. We became close, and he became...weirdly clingy and such. He would fuss at me for smoking, and be entirely too nosy towards me (like, wanting to know where I live exactly, what I was doing at any given time--even weird things like what razor I use to shave my legs). Eventually, he sent me a picture of his penis. I stopped talking to him after that, and he was banned shortly after. I still have trouble allowing myself to befriend people online.

[img139]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110509184706/glee/images/5/58/Blaine-disgusted.gif[/img139]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #49:

One time I was ****ing someone and I pooped on them a little bit.

Let us have a moment of silence.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #50:

A guy came on my forehead once and it got in my eye and really hurt.

[img139]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5r579Hfde1r9uyl8o1_500.gif[/img139]

 

[ellie]

SPPF Confession #51:

I sharted when I was with my friend and had to waddle away to a bathroom.

[img200]http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec286f4377bef604c75ea9cb03bf0c31/tumblr_mldkpkEMQm1rcqyvgo1_500.png[/img200]

 

[Kreis]

ANNOUNCEMENT: first post updated. Please submit real confessions, if you find that your posts aren't being submitted, it's because we're looking for authentic posts. We were including some obviously fake/troll ones before to humor you, but this will be more interesting if people submit real confessions! We promise that your confessions are between you and the mod you submit it to! Have fun, and keep submitting.

Remember, confessions can be sent to: Ellie, Kirby, and me (Kreis).

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #52:

I have a stuffed animal cat I named Stripy, and I stll have her after 17 years.

I hope you wash it.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #53:

I met someone here in person and I regret it.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #54:

I was...or rather still am in love with one particular celebrity. She was supposed to be my fairy tale ending, and I believed so much she was my soul-mate, because I didn't intentionally fall in love with, but I did, and the love I felt for her was so strong, I was willing to sacrifice my life just so she could be with someone she was meant to be with, even if that person wasn't me.

Then I found out in June she was pregnant and getting married. And despite the thought of being with her, is now never going to happen (as if it was going to ever happen period) I still want to be with her.

The pain I feel knowing that I will never be with her, makes me believe I will never find anyone special. Because if I loved her as I did, unintentionally, and it hurt more than any other girl that I've ever loved due to what happened. I don't even want to imagine the pain I will suffer for the next girl/woman I fall in love with that's going to end up not going the way I hoped.

Oh well, right? It's not like I have anything to offer women anyway. I'll just sit in my room, go on the forums for hours on end, maybe have a minimum wage job, and that'll be life.

 

[Kirby]

SPPF Confession #55:

I am an avid fan of salt

SPPF Confession #56:

For a while now, I have begun to think that love isn't what a lot of people make it out to be and is more selfish than what I thought it was before.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #57:

I used to have an out of control rage when I received the slightest insult

SPPF Confession #58:

My cat rarely enjoys it when I pet him. The only way I can get a purr out of him is if I sit next to my mom; his eyes are closed so he thinks I'm someone else.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #59:

I used to cry on a regular basis whenever I saw any sad movie, even if the sadness was very mild.

SPPF Confession #60:

I think I have become slightly cold over the years, I guess that's what life does to you.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #61:

I know that I like males, and I accept that. My family is homophobic, though. I can get hard from girls, but am not sure if i truly like them or if it's society shaping my mind. I want to come out, but am afraid that my family will shun me and I might get kicked out, and I cannot survive on my own because I rely on my mom.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #62:

I had a girlfriend once before I got married who was really into pain. She talked me into it and I let her whip me and put out cigarettes on me during sex. That was during my wasteful youth days but I still fantasize about it. It's weird because I'm not a person that likes being physically hurt, but as time goes on I miss it and have daydreams about women beating the **** out of me during sex.