SPPF CONFESSIONS SUBMISSION THREAD: reveal your inner secrets to us

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #83:

My confession:

I've always thought of the Christian Bible as a fictional book. When I learned about fanfictions, I thought it was the most continued fanfiction because of all of the authors and segments.
Whenever I write essays that pertain to content from the Bible, I write, "In the book called 'The Bible"...' rather than just "In the Bible...".
I also secretly wish to write a fanfic as famous as the book known as the Bible.

 

[ellie]

SPPF Confession #84:

I think that people on Serebii are really depressing, based one some of these confessions.

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[ellie]

SPPF Confession #85:

I hate Pokémon. I believe the games are just endless endurance tests of spamming your strongest attacks over and over while healing for free. Any attempts at clever innovation died after the second generation as the franchise regressed, unnoticed by most due to its already feeble nature. Multiplayer revolves around hours upon hours of menial tasks to stand a chance in what ultimately stems down to luck and a select few useful critters out of the potential hundreds. Gamefreak's most reliable cash cow must not be bothered by changes no matter how vital, and only the spinoffs are allowed to have a good story and gameplay. The anime is even more a travesty, being even more formulaic than the games and shamelessly removing all notion of progress while forcing status quo in what I assume was originally intended to be an actual adventure.

Why am I here? Why can I name every Pokémon? You see, what bothers me has nothing to do with Pokémon's concept or unwarranted success, far from it. What I cannot accept is how much it could be, and rightfully should be. The world of Pokémon is a very rich universe filled with a diverse cast of characters… That NEVER SPEAK and are basically treated as glorified tools. Frightening monsters with untold powers to forever change nature… That NEVER DO ANYTHING unless a plucky boy and his pet rat are nearby to fix it. Brave humans taking them on like the days of our hunter/gatherer ancestors and actually subjugating even god… Humans shallow enough that they seem even less realistic than levitating hieroglyph with hidden powers.

I'm here for the fanbase. The people who treat Pokémon with respect. The people that make Pokémon into everything it should be. A salute to you all, and a courteous bow to anyone wanting to rip my guts out for this overly verbose post. Let's have more fun together, and let me give you something to read just one more time!

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[ellie]

SPPF Confession #86:

When I find out that somebody is a stereotypical 90's kid, I instantaneously hate them. This goes for anyone who says any variation of, "What happened to *blank*? I remember they used to have *blank*."

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[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #87:

I fap more than once a day, and I don't watch porn.

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[ellie]

SPPF Confession #88:

Something tells me deep down inside I am a terrible misogynist, even though I deny such a thing exists. I'm starting to think my fedora and beard, my encyclopaedic knowledge of My Little Pony and Doctor Who, my unrequited manners and eagerness to listen even at things women say about their ******* boyfriends, get me nowhere with the females I have my sights on. I'm the boyfriend she deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So go ahead and friendzone me, because I can take it.

Then I remember the world is rudderless. Nice guys really do finish last, and it's because god doesn't exist.

Back to Pokemon I guess~ At least my furry friend Sentret will always stick by me. *sentret growls and nips at me* BAD SENTRET! *hits sentret playfully* :3

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[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #89:

My parents kept me from getting my driverse licence until I was almost 18. I was the oldest kid in my class and everyone thought I was psycho.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #90:

I get very angry at people who have legendary Pokémon on RP teams. Oh, and Alicorns FTW!

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #91:

I love my cat more than my own family members.

(pls see my comment for confession #35)

 

[ellie]

SPPF Confession #92:

One day in recess back in Elementary School, I was playing around the forest area, and I had to use the washroom really bad. Were I was playing, it would be too far to reach the school, so instead I ****ed on a tree near a path that people take when they go home from school. The next day, a random girl in my class got in trouble for doing it instead of me and she got a phone call home plus a day suspension. To this day, I feel no regret, and nobody but those select few people know.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #93:

I'm terrified of the the TV show Hey Arnold. I can't even watch a portion of an episode without having nightmares of the characters stabbing me to death or whatnot. Even looking at pictures or gifs involving Hey Arnold make me extremely uncomfortable. I don't know how or when this fear started. All I know is I've been freaked out by the show ever since I was a little kid. I've only told this to a few people.

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[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #94:

I hear voices in my head. Many, many voices. And the voices all belong to my best friends. And they all tell me I'm worth nothing. I'm useless. I can't do anything right. I try too hard. I can't shut up. Things like that. And no matter how hard I try to stop them, to silence them, they just come back. I'm afraid that I'm coming to believe them. And that's what the people I love most really think of me. And I'm afraid that if I tell anyone in person, they'll just laugh at me.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #95:

When I was young, my mom told me God can hear my thoughts. And then a voice inside my head kept on repeating 'God is stupid' and all that, and I always try to repress these thoughts which is very hard to do. And not to mention, whenever I hear a prayer or the word God, I always repress my imagination for a minute. And not to mention, I always beg for God to stop reading my mind. And I've been doing these since I was five, and ended this year. Yep, you could say that I ended up a bit crazy with all this repression...

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #96:

I'm a puppeteer in real life, and I am also unable to have children. For the past four months or so, I've been treating my favorite marionette as if he were a real child--feeding him, talking to him, caring for him. The thing is, I am happy this way.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #97:

A while back me and my gf were fooling around in my car parked near a park surrounded by a neighborhood. I guess we were pretty loud because a Park Ranger came knocking on my windshield, he flashed his light in but couldn't see anything due how fogged up we got the windows and the fact they were tinted. I quickly dressed myself and got out of the car pretending to be drunk off my ***. Lucky for us we got away with it.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #98:

I'm gay and my family really hates it

Also, I wish Pokemon were real :X Jynx is a drag queen Pokemon by the way. *anime Pokedex voice: Jynx; the drag queen pokemon*

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #99:

* No one knows the real me, not even my mother who raised me alone my whole 19 years of life, I have 2 people in my brain, one normal the other so psychotic I get headaches from suppressing it every day and keeping my mind intact, the voice of that psychi are repeatedly trying to break me down, I'm not sure if I actually do have 2 psychies or just have a REALLY over active imagination


* I used to have 12+ inch long hair for 3 years, was cool at first but I looked stupid with it fast

* I don't beleive in any religion cause I've never had a reason to

* I have trust issues with a lot of people, I only trust 3 people in all, my mother, uncle and 1 cousin, I can't trust any others, or so I feel....

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #100:

I have some extended family members on my aunt's side who I think don't like me. But they do. And after a family trip, I feel like I've been missing out these years just playing with my baby cousins.

 

[Kirby]

SPPF Confession #101:

When I was a teenager my girlfriend at the time got pregnant, I was really happy and all but knew it was problematic because I was gay. So a few weeks afterwards I built up the courage and told her. We tried to make it work but couldn't so we went our separate ways. Shortly after I heard from a friend that she had an abortion without talking to me or anything. I was devastated and lately I cry when I see babies now.

SPPF Confession #102:

I want to slap around at least 35% of the forum member base with Tuna for being stupid or unnecessarily dramatic.

SPPF Confession #103:

This one time I was sleepwalking, I went to the kitchen, opened the garbage can and took a piss. I woke up my whole family.

 

[ellie]

SPPF Confession #104:

Nicki Minaj's butt alarms and frightens me for some odd reason. I don't usually care about buttocks other than my own, but the first time I saw her turn around on camera I was like "Holy mother****ing ****!"

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