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SPPF's Vending Machine, Coolest forum game ever...

john stewart

Well-Known Member
you get.................a pokeball!

*inserts coin*

inventory list:
soda
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
You get a frappucino.

*inserts a chicken horn*
 

john stewart

Well-Known Member
you get......................nothing

*inserts coin*

inventory list:
soda
a ton of snow cones
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
You get... *drumroll* a hypernova. It burns.

*inserts chicken horn*

Inventory:
Chicken horns
 

Shadow_ninjask

Or is it the bagel?
(Inspired by shadow Ninjask's inventory)

You have Dan the poke man to thank.

Anywho, PokeLegend gets Crying Wolf's railgun. (MGS4 reference)

(inserts coin)

Inventory:
Soda
Another soda
Half-off coupon for soda (is anyone noticing a pattern?)
Jackhammer (all that remains is concrete)
Crystal soda (I expected the gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, or emerald soda next, but...)
Stadium soda (it's the minor-major-world curse all over again.)
Emerald soda (complete with green Rayquaza prints on the can)
Pika soda (taking energy drinks to the extreme)
HGSS soda (part pure, part enriching, all epic)
a video game called "Kingdom Soda" (why do I have a feeling this is for the PSoda2?)
a PSoda2 (wewt wewt)
Soda V2 (just when you thought the soda madness was over...)
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
You get 10 Scorpions and 5 Wraiths (from Halo)

*inserts Monster Energy Drink, fries, and hamburger from a steakhouse, the same place I got the buffalo wings from*
 

Shadow_ninjask

Or is it the bagel?
You get a stone football (heavy enough to kill if thrown at someone).

(inserts coin)

Inventory:
Soda
Another soda
Half-off coupon for soda (is anyone noticing a pattern?)
Jackhammer (all that remains is concrete)
Crystal soda (I expected the gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, or emerald soda next, but...)
Stadium soda (it's the minor-major-world curse all over again.)
Emerald soda (complete with green Rayquaza prints on the can)
Pika soda (taking energy drinks to the extreme)
HGSS soda (part pure, part enriching, all epic)
a video game called "Kingdom Soda" (why do I have a feeling this is for the PSoda2?)
a PSoda2 (wewt wewt)
Soda V2 (just when you thought the soda madness was over...)
10 scorpions & 5 wraiths (o_O Okay then.)
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
You got a stick!

*inserts coin*
 

Shadow_ninjask

Or is it the bagel?
You get boxing gloves made out of steel.

(inserts coin)

Inventory:
Soda
Another soda
Half-off coupon for soda (is anyone noticing a pattern?)
Jackhammer (all that remains is concrete)
Crystal soda (I expected the gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, or emerald soda next, but...)
Stadium soda (it's the minor-major-world curse all over again.)
Emerald soda (complete with green Rayquaza prints on the can)
Pika soda (taking energy drinks to the extreme)
HGSS soda (part pure, part enriching, all epic)
a video game called "Kingdom Soda" (why do I have a feeling this is for the PSoda2?)
a PSoda2 (wewt wewt)
Soda V2 (just when you thought the soda madness was over...)
10 scorpions & 5 wraiths (o_O Okay then.)
a stick (the original multi-purpose tool)
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
You got a Platinum soda!

*inserts steel boxing glove, 10 tons of Monster Energy Drink, 1,000,000 coins, all chicken horns, stone football, an arm, and a leg*
 
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Shadow_ninjask

Or is it the bagel?
You get a bathtub attached to a dozen electric appliances.

(inserts coin)

Inventory:
Soda
Another soda
Half-off coupon for soda (is anyone noticing a pattern?)
Jackhammer (all that remains is concrete)
Crystal soda (I expected the gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, or emerald soda next, but...)
Stadium soda (it's the minor-major-world curse all over again.)
Emerald soda (complete with green Rayquaza prints on the can)
Pika soda (taking energy drinks to the extreme)
HGSS soda (part pure, part enriching, all epic)
a video game called "Kingdom Soda" (why do I have a feeling this is for the PSoda2?)
a PSoda2 (wewt wewt)
Soda V2 (just when you thought the soda madness was over...)
10 scorpions & 5 wraiths (o_O Okay then.)
a stick (the original multi-purpose tool)
Platinum soda (now with bright gray Giratina prints on the can)
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
You get Kingdom soda II: Final Mix *rimshot* and Kingdom soda Re(mix): Chain of Amnesia

*inserts 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Monster Energy Drinks*
 

Shadow_ninjask

Or is it the bagel?
You get all 493 pokemon, albeit with Insomnia and hyperactivity.

(inserts coin)

Inventory:
Soda
Another soda
Half-off coupon for soda (is anyone noticing a pattern?)
Jackhammer (all that remains is concrete)
Crystal soda (I expected the gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, or emerald soda next, but...)
Stadium soda (it's the minor-major-world curse all over again.)
Emerald soda (complete with green Rayquaza prints on the can)
Pika soda (taking energy drinks to the extreme)
HGSS soda (part pure, part enriching, all epic)
a video game called "Kingdom Soda" (why do I have a feeling this is for the PSoda2?)
a PSoda2 (wewt wewt)
Soda V2 (just when you thought the soda madness was over...)
10 scorpions & 5 wraiths (o_O Okay then.)
a stick (the original multi-purpose tool)
Platinum soda (now with bright gray Giratina prints on the can)
"Kingdom soda II: Final Mix" (now with all 13 different mushrooms!)
"Kingdom soda Re(mix): Chain of Amnesia" (the remake of the remake? I'll take it.)
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
You got God the soda! The fourth part of the Holy Trinity!

*inserts soda from steakhouse*
 
u get beef soda!

*inserts hippopotas*
 

Shadow_ninjask

Or is it the bagel?
You get a sniper rifle made from a hair curler and food processor.

(inserts coin)

Inventory:
Soda
Another soda
Half-off coupon for soda (is anyone noticing a pattern?)
Jackhammer (all that remains is concrete)
Crystal soda (I expected the gold, silver, ruby, sapphire, or emerald soda next, but...)
Stadium soda (it's the minor-major-world curse all over again.)
Emerald soda (complete with green Rayquaza prints on the can)
Pika soda (taking energy drinks to the extreme)
HGSS soda (part pure, part enriching, all epic)
a video game called "Kingdom Soda" (why do I have a feeling this is for the PSoda2?)
a PSoda2 (wewt wewt)
Soda V2 (just when you thought the soda madness was over...)
10 scorpions & 5 wraiths (o_O Okay then.)
a stick (the original multi-purpose tool)
Platinum soda (now with bright gray Giratina prints on the can)
"Kingdom soda II: Final Mix" (now with all 13 different mushrooms!)
"Kingdom soda Re(mix): Chain of Amnesia" (the remake of the remake? I'll take it.)
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
You got Drug soda!

*inserts even MORE Monster Energy Drink, a lot of Red Bull, even more coins, and even $1,000!*

Didn't you also get God the soda?
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
Erm... I did insert a lot of stuff last post. Could you give me something in return? Once you do, I'll erase this post.
 
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