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"So yeah! I have always had a problem with my Bulky Offense teams being stall weak. Blue Harvest always thrashed me so hard when I played against her Stall when running something not called Heavy Offense. I have tested and tweaked my Bulky Offense team and I feel it has hit its peak. I started with a team which couldn't break Blissey, which is really sad.
I am honestly convinced this is one of the most reliable teams I ever created, and I am very happy with it. Sure, I cannot counter LO Starmie/Offensive Cune with this team, but I can reliably check them. All teams have their quirks, and I seem to be able to play around the aforementioned quirks. In a matter of fact, I feel it is quite hard to counter Life Orb Starmie without a Blissey or something like Scarftar. Does every single team run those? No, so I think I am fine in that department. Take note:This is not Earthworm running stall against me, so its not like I am playing against the strongest player in the world.
So I give you a warstory vs a stall team on the ladder! =)
My team:
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
lotzz better sent out Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
MC_LizardMan sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Metagross used Explosion.
Swampert lost 100% of its health.
lotzz better's Swampert fainted.
MC_LizardMan's Metagross fainted.
Okay, I saw a Pert lead. That hinted to me he isn't running offense, but a balanced/defensive team. I also knew I had Rockless Metagross, which meant I don't care if I blow up straight onto his Swampert. So I went for it, knowing it will help Dragonite in the long run just in case he ran stallish pokemon. Pert got blown up into pancake mix, and the battle continues! Metagross:Im afraid to blow up, LizardMan is so mean =(
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lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
MC_LizardMan switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Forretress used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
It was a blind switch, so the safe thing to do was to go into Pert and try and get Stealth Rock. He sent in Forry. I was debating if going for the rocks was a good idea or not, but if he spinned them away it would give me a free turn regardless. I also knew it was likely he was running a Rest/Talk Gyara, which rocks will seriously neuter. Going for the Stealth Rocks seemed like the best option.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom was poisoned!
Breloom was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Forretress used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Okay, I know he laid Toxic Spikes, so I felt it would be a good opprotunity to poison Breloom. I also feel most Stall teams have alot of trouble playing against Breloom, so I bailed right into Breloom since I know Forry cannot harm me hold Explosion. He most likely would have spinned/set more hazards regardless. Breloom decided to spread his gametes on the opposing team... intriguing. Just to think this is how Mushrooms usually reproduce. Breloom:This is how I jizz
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RespectTheShine has entered the room.
lotzz better switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's Intimidate cut Breloom's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Breloom used Spore.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
I called it. I knew he would have brought in a status absorber, and it just so happened to be the Gyara I predicted earlier. Even if I was Intimidated, Seed Bomb from Breloom should do a fairly decent amount. I didn't even bother going for the Sub since he could Roar me away.
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Breloom used Seed Bomb.
Gyarados lost 24% of its health.
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Roar.
MC_LizardMan switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Heatran was hurt by Spikes!
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
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Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Roar.
MC_LizardMan switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Heatran was roared in, and I have no idea why I went for the Fire Blast. But yeah, I Fire Blasted it and got Roared again. Gyara also ate a Seed Bomb better than I thought it would. Also Mushrooms don't have Seeds. Another weird thing is pokemon like Raticate/Arbok etc can get Seed Bomb. A mystery in the pokemon world? =\ Gyarados:**** YOU!
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lotzz better switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Dragonite used Draco Meteor.
Snorlax lost 39% of its health.
Dragonite's special attack was harshly lowered.
Dragonite lost 10% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
I went for the Draco Meteor in an attempt to finish Gyara, and I knew anything switching in would take a shitload. He happened to switch in a Snorlax, so I decided to go for the Superpower. Snorlax:Ohohoho, I can take these all day. Just try me, my fat is an excellent shield! Dragonite:I am going to beat your *** if you stay in. Snorlax:Oshi *runs away.*
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lotzz better switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
Dragonite used Superpower.
It doesn't affect Rotom-h...
As you can see, I got outpredicted here. Rotom:Nahahaha, I wall you now! Dragonite:Oh yeah? Lets see you take Meteors from the gods to the face.
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roscoe has entered the room.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
Dragonite lost 44% of its health.
Dragonite used Draco Meteor.
Rotom-h lost 52% of its health.
Dragonite's special attack was harshly lowered.
Dragonite lost 10% of its health.
I was debating whether or not he would switch again, but going for another Draco Meteor would have been helpful regardless of who it hit so I went for it at the cost of some of Nite's health. If he Will o Wisped, that would have been... bad, but it didn't. So yeah.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Swampert was poisoned!
Swampert was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Swampert...
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
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lotzz better switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's Intimidate cut Swampert's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
MC_LizardMan switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
At this point I was willing to sacrifice Nite, since I was a fool and let it get beat up. However, I knew he had Rest/Talk Gyara, and I knew he had Scarfed Rotom as well. So I predicted the switch into Gyarados, and figured it would be a good opprotunity to heal Dragonite for late game. Dragonite:Zzzzz, now I can fight for a longer amount of time. Ahh, I love a good Meteor shower.
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lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Dragonite used Roost.
Dragonite restored 50% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Swampert...
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Swampert counters most Jirachi, nuff said. Swampert:If you touch me, you rust. Jirachi:But im not made of Iron, stupid Bogfish! I am a god, a legendary, while you are a peon. I will send my minion Forretress after you!
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lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Roar.
lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
I knew he would probably switch, so I was spamming Roar in an attempt to weaken his Gyara with Rocks.
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lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Roar.
lotzz better switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's Intimidate cut Swampert's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
I managed to hit Gyara! Although... it the Toxic is really taking a toll on Pert, I feel the team reveiling and risidual damage from rocks made it worth while.
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Gyarados is fast asleep!
Swampert used Ice Beam.
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
lotzz better's Gyarados fainted.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Okay, he was really low on health at this point, so I went for the Ice Beam hoping he wouldn't wake up to Rest. Snorlax:Too tired to fight, just kill me. Idc anymore.
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lotzz better switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
Snorlax lost 23% of its health.
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax restored 81% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
I went for the EQ to put a small dent into Snorlax, but he rested. **** happens. I probably should have went into Breloom, but decided to hold my ground just in case he predicted me going into Breloom
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lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
MC_LizardMan switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom was hurt by Spikes!
Breloom lost 12% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
I went into Breloom, hoping he would keep Snorlax in, but he switched Snorlax out. Smart move on his part, mistake on mine.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Jirachi used Psychic.
Swampert lost 25% of its health.
MC_LizardMan's Swampert fainted.
I foddered Pert, since it was too low to do anything else, and switched in Heatran. I figured he would switch into Snorlax to take a Fire Blast, which was a good opprotunity for me to double switch into Breloom, get a Sub, and finish him off.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Heatran was hurt by Spikes!
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
lotzz better switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
MC_LizardMan switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom was hurt by Spikes!
Breloom lost 12% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
Bingo, I managed to call this one. I actually did something right for once. Now I decided it was time for Breloom to have a party as his check in Gyarados was out of the way.
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lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Breloom used Substitute.
Breloom lost 25% of its health.
Breloom made a substitute!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
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roscoe has left the room.
lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Breloom used Spore.
Forretress fell asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little!
Forretress restored 6% of its health.
The game was simplified to such an extent, Spore is honestly broken. Imagine having two pokemon, one is asleep, and the other gets punched behind a sub and sleep clause means you can Spore his last guy if neccesary. Blah blah blah, LizardMan is ranting about stupid ******** again!
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Breloom is tightening its focus!
lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Breloom used Focus Punch.
Jirachi lost 58% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
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Breloom is tightening its focus!
Jirachi used Psychic.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Breloom!
Breloom's substitute faded!
Breloom used Focus Punch.
Jirachi lost 42% of its health.
lotzz better's Jirachi fainted.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
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lotzz better switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
MC_LizardMan switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Heatran was hurt by Spikes!
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
Heatran lost 48% of its health.
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Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
Heatran lost 14% of its health.
MC_LizardMan's Heatran fainted.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom was hurt by Spikes!
Breloom lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Breloom lost 41% of its health.
Breloom used Seed Bomb.
Rotom-h lost 23% of its health.
lotzz better's Rotom-h fainted.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
I expected a Shadow Ball, but it didn't matter at this point. If he is locked into Thunderbolt, that means Breloom can do its job.
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lotzz better switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Breloom used Substitute.
Breloom lost 25% of its health.
Breloom made a substitute!
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
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Breloom is tightening its focus!
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Breloom used Focus Punch.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 87% of its health.
lotzz better's Snorlax fainted.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
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lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Breloom is tightening its focus!
Forretress is fast asleep!
Breloom used Focus Punch.
Forretress lost 56% of its health.
lotzz better's Forretress fainted.
MC_LizardMan wins!
lotzz better: gg
MC_LizardMan: gg
lotzz better: i gotta question
MC_LizardMan: kk
lotzz better: would u be interested in joining a clan on irc?
lotzz better: ur pretty good
MC_LizardMan: What would that clan be called?
lotzz better: Knights of Valor
MC_LizardMan: oic
lotzz better: yupp so u interested?
MC_LizardMan: What do you guys do?
lotzz better: Hang out, chat, battle other ppl in the clan, have tourneys, war other clans, ect.
roscoe has entered the room.
MC_LizardMan: Sure I guess I can join.
lotzz better: alright let me get the link
Breloom tricks, and he invited me to join one of his sites. I figured why not not check out their site? I have nothing to lose.
I also saw a famous youtube battler at their clan, so perhaps if I become friends with her, she can advertise MC for us and get people to join us. Breloom:FALCON PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH!
Lottzz better's team -
So there you have it, my first warstory! Its not the greatest warstory in the world, so please be gentle. >_<"
"So yeah! I have always had a problem with my Bulky Offense teams being stall weak. Blue Harvest always thrashed me so hard when I played against her Stall when running something not called Heavy Offense. I have tested and tweaked my Bulky Offense team and I feel it has hit its peak. I started with a team which couldn't break Blissey, which is really sad.
I am honestly convinced this is one of the most reliable teams I ever created, and I am very happy with it. Sure, I cannot counter LO Starmie/Offensive Cune with this team, but I can reliably check them. All teams have their quirks, and I seem to be able to play around the aforementioned quirks. In a matter of fact, I feel it is quite hard to counter Life Orb Starmie without a Blissey or something like Scarftar. Does every single team run those? No, so I think I am fine in that department. Take note:This is not Earthworm running stall against me, so its not like I am playing against the strongest player in the world.
So I give you a warstory vs a stall team on the ladder! =)
My team:
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
lotzz better sent out Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
MC_LizardMan sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Metagross used Explosion.
Swampert lost 100% of its health.
lotzz better's Swampert fainted.
MC_LizardMan's Metagross fainted.
Okay, I saw a Pert lead. That hinted to me he isn't running offense, but a balanced/defensive team. I also knew I had Rockless Metagross, which meant I don't care if I blow up straight onto his Swampert. So I went for it, knowing it will help Dragonite in the long run just in case he ran stallish pokemon. Pert got blown up into pancake mix, and the battle continues! Metagross:Im afraid to blow up, LizardMan is so mean =(
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lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
MC_LizardMan switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Forretress used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
It was a blind switch, so the safe thing to do was to go into Pert and try and get Stealth Rock. He sent in Forry. I was debating if going for the rocks was a good idea or not, but if he spinned them away it would give me a free turn regardless. I also knew it was likely he was running a Rest/Talk Gyara, which rocks will seriously neuter. Going for the Stealth Rocks seemed like the best option.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom was poisoned!
Breloom was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Forretress used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Okay, I know he laid Toxic Spikes, so I felt it would be a good opprotunity to poison Breloom. I also feel most Stall teams have alot of trouble playing against Breloom, so I bailed right into Breloom since I know Forry cannot harm me hold Explosion. He most likely would have spinned/set more hazards regardless. Breloom decided to spread his gametes on the opposing team... intriguing. Just to think this is how Mushrooms usually reproduce. Breloom:This is how I jizz
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RespectTheShine has entered the room.
lotzz better switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's Intimidate cut Breloom's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Breloom used Spore.
Gyarados fell asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
I called it. I knew he would have brought in a status absorber, and it just so happened to be the Gyara I predicted earlier. Even if I was Intimidated, Seed Bomb from Breloom should do a fairly decent amount. I didn't even bother going for the Sub since he could Roar me away.
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Breloom used Seed Bomb.
Gyarados lost 24% of its health.
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Roar.
MC_LizardMan switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Heatran was hurt by Spikes!
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
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Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados is fast asleep!
Gyarados used Sleep Talk.
Gyarados used Roar.
MC_LizardMan switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Heatran was roared in, and I have no idea why I went for the Fire Blast. But yeah, I Fire Blasted it and got Roared again. Gyara also ate a Seed Bomb better than I thought it would. Also Mushrooms don't have Seeds. Another weird thing is pokemon like Raticate/Arbok etc can get Seed Bomb. A mystery in the pokemon world? =\ Gyarados:**** YOU!
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lotzz better switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Dragonite used Draco Meteor.
Snorlax lost 39% of its health.
Dragonite's special attack was harshly lowered.
Dragonite lost 10% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
I went for the Draco Meteor in an attempt to finish Gyara, and I knew anything switching in would take a shitload. He happened to switch in a Snorlax, so I decided to go for the Superpower. Snorlax:Ohohoho, I can take these all day. Just try me, my fat is an excellent shield! Dragonite:I am going to beat your *** if you stay in. Snorlax:Oshi *runs away.*
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lotzz better switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
Dragonite used Superpower.
It doesn't affect Rotom-h...
As you can see, I got outpredicted here. Rotom:Nahahaha, I wall you now! Dragonite:Oh yeah? Lets see you take Meteors from the gods to the face.
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roscoe has entered the room.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
Dragonite lost 44% of its health.
Dragonite used Draco Meteor.
Rotom-h lost 52% of its health.
Dragonite's special attack was harshly lowered.
Dragonite lost 10% of its health.
I was debating whether or not he would switch again, but going for another Draco Meteor would have been helpful regardless of who it hit so I went for it at the cost of some of Nite's health. If he Will o Wisped, that would have been... bad, but it didn't. So yeah.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Swampert was poisoned!
Swampert was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Swampert...
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
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lotzz better switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's Intimidate cut Swampert's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
MC_LizardMan switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
At this point I was willing to sacrifice Nite, since I was a fool and let it get beat up. However, I knew he had Rest/Talk Gyara, and I knew he had Scarfed Rotom as well. So I predicted the switch into Gyarados, and figured it would be a good opprotunity to heal Dragonite for late game. Dragonite:Zzzzz, now I can fight for a longer amount of time. Ahh, I love a good Meteor shower.
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lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Dragonite used Roost.
Dragonite restored 50% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Swampert...
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Swampert counters most Jirachi, nuff said. Swampert:If you touch me, you rust. Jirachi:But im not made of Iron, stupid Bogfish! I am a god, a legendary, while you are a peon. I will send my minion Forretress after you!
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lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Roar.
lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
I knew he would probably switch, so I was spamming Roar in an attempt to weaken his Gyara with Rocks.
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lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Roar.
lotzz better switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's Intimidate cut Swampert's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
I managed to hit Gyara! Although... it the Toxic is really taking a toll on Pert, I feel the team reveiling and risidual damage from rocks made it worth while.
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Gyarados is fast asleep!
Swampert used Ice Beam.
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
lotzz better's Gyarados fainted.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Okay, he was really low on health at this point, so I went for the Ice Beam hoping he wouldn't wake up to Rest. Snorlax:Too tired to fight, just kill me. Idc anymore.
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lotzz better switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
Snorlax lost 23% of its health.
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax restored 81% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Swampert is hurt by poison!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
I went for the EQ to put a small dent into Snorlax, but he rested. **** happens. I probably should have went into Breloom, but decided to hold my ground just in case he predicted me going into Breloom
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lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
MC_LizardMan switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom was hurt by Spikes!
Breloom lost 12% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
I went into Breloom, hoping he would keep Snorlax in, but he switched Snorlax out. Smart move on his part, mistake on mine.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Swampert was hurt by Spikes!
Swampert lost 12% of its health.
Jirachi used Psychic.
Swampert lost 25% of its health.
MC_LizardMan's Swampert fainted.
I foddered Pert, since it was too low to do anything else, and switched in Heatran. I figured he would switch into Snorlax to take a Fire Blast, which was a good opprotunity for me to double switch into Breloom, get a Sub, and finish him off.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Heatran was hurt by Spikes!
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
lotzz better switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
MC_LizardMan switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom was hurt by Spikes!
Breloom lost 12% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
Bingo, I managed to call this one. I actually did something right for once. Now I decided it was time for Breloom to have a party as his check in Gyarados was out of the way.
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lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Breloom used Substitute.
Breloom lost 25% of its health.
Breloom made a substitute!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
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roscoe has left the room.
lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Breloom used Spore.
Forretress fell asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little!
Forretress restored 6% of its health.
The game was simplified to such an extent, Spore is honestly broken. Imagine having two pokemon, one is asleep, and the other gets punched behind a sub and sleep clause means you can Spore his last guy if neccesary. Blah blah blah, LizardMan is ranting about stupid ******** again!
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Breloom is tightening its focus!
lotzz better switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Breloom used Focus Punch.
Jirachi lost 58% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
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Breloom is tightening its focus!
Jirachi used Psychic.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Breloom!
Breloom's substitute faded!
Breloom used Focus Punch.
Jirachi lost 42% of its health.
lotzz better's Jirachi fainted.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
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lotzz better switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
MC_LizardMan switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Heatran was hurt by Spikes!
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
Heatran lost 48% of its health.
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Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
Heatran lost 14% of its health.
MC_LizardMan's Heatran fainted.
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MC_LizardMan switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom was hurt by Spikes!
Breloom lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Breloom lost 41% of its health.
Breloom used Seed Bomb.
Rotom-h lost 23% of its health.
lotzz better's Rotom-h fainted.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
I expected a Shadow Ball, but it didn't matter at this point. If he is locked into Thunderbolt, that means Breloom can do its job.
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lotzz better switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Breloom used Substitute.
Breloom lost 25% of its health.
Breloom made a substitute!
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
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Breloom is tightening its focus!
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Breloom used Focus Punch.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 87% of its health.
lotzz better's Snorlax fainted.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 13% of its health.
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lotzz better switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Breloom is tightening its focus!
Forretress is fast asleep!
Breloom used Focus Punch.
Forretress lost 56% of its health.
lotzz better's Forretress fainted.
MC_LizardMan wins!
lotzz better: gg
MC_LizardMan: gg
lotzz better: i gotta question
MC_LizardMan: kk
lotzz better: would u be interested in joining a clan on irc?
lotzz better: ur pretty good
MC_LizardMan: What would that clan be called?
lotzz better: Knights of Valor
MC_LizardMan: oic
lotzz better: yupp so u interested?
MC_LizardMan: What do you guys do?
lotzz better: Hang out, chat, battle other ppl in the clan, have tourneys, war other clans, ect.
roscoe has entered the room.
MC_LizardMan: Sure I guess I can join.
lotzz better: alright let me get the link
Breloom tricks, and he invited me to join one of his sites. I figured why not not check out their site? I have nothing to lose.
I also saw a famous youtube battler at their clan, so perhaps if I become friends with her, she can advertise MC for us and get people to join us. Breloom:FALCON PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH!Lottzz better's team -
So there you have it, my first warstory! Its not the greatest warstory in the world, so please be gentle. >_<"