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Star Wars Price Is Right

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(Come on down music starts)
Rich: Here it comes! And this audience is sparkling with excitement, because a fabulous fortune in prizes may be theirs if they know when the price is right.

Luke Skywalker, come on down!

Yoda, come on down!

Darth Vader, come on down!

Princess Leia, come on down!

You are the first four contestants on The Price Is Right! (Main theme starts) And now, here’s the star of The Price Is Right, Bob Barker! (Bob comes out through the big doors. Brandi hands him the microphone)

Bob: Welcome to The Price Is Right! (Audience applauds loudly) Thank you for that wonderful welcome. Here is the first item up for bids today, which Brandi is carrying out right now.

Rich: A charming gold bracelet. (Rich describes the bracelet)

Bob: Bid on that in dollars, because we round off our retail prices to the nearest dollar. Princess Leia, you get to go first.

Leia: $2,100.

Bob: $2,100 for Leia. Darth Vader, you bid next.

Vader: $845.

Bob: $845 for Darth Vader. Yoda, your turn.

Yoda: $1,350 I will bid.

Bob: Well, I don’t know why Yoda talks the way he does, but he has given me a bid of $1,350 and Luke will wrap it up for us.

Luke: $1.

Bob: $1 is Luke’s bid. Now, Yoda, in order to play this game well, you’ll have to speak comprehendible English. (Audience laughs) The actual retail price is: $1,876. Yoda, you’re going to play a pricing game up here with me. (Yoda follows Bob to door number one) Great to have you here, Yoda. Let’s open the door and see your game. (Door number one opens, revealing Safecrackers. Pink Panther music is played) Yoda, it’s Safecrackers for you. In that safe, I have a couple of nice prizes for you to win, beginning with what, Rich?

Rich: First, a handsome day bed. (Rich describes the bed) Second, elegant flatware. (Rich describes the flatware) It’s a Safecrackers prize package worth $6,495.

Bob: Lock that safe up, Brandi. (Brandi locks it up) Yoda, step over here near the door of the safe. (Yoda does so) I will tell you that there are three numbers in the price of the flatware. A 6, a 7, and a 0. The combination of the safe is the same as the price of the flatware. You can use each number only once. (Audience yells out suggestions. Yoda decides on 7 as the first number)

Bob: He’s going with seven as the first number in the price of the flatware. (Yoda puts the second dial on six) He wants a six as the next number. And that leaves the zero for the last digit. Very good. Yoda has settled on $760 as the price of the flatware. Now, spin the wheel and pull the handle to see if you win. (Yoda follows the instructions. However, upon pulling the handle, the buzzer sounds, followed by the losing horns) No, he didn’t get it. I will now show you the correct price. (Bob takes the price out of the envelope) $670 was the correct combination. Better luck next time, Yoda. (Main theme starts) We’ll try again after this. (Fade to commercial)
 

Yami Ryu

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What, Yoda can't use the force? D: or is it illegal?

Anyways I didn't find this humorus, and overall a bad, tacky, wrote up in the reply box script. And reporting this now :/
 

Mario Man

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You need to write a little more, but it was good.
 
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