I have this polyester swim cap. It's black and has a red stripe running down it. A few days ago, I went to Jimmy John's with a friend from school (Jimmy John's is only like, a few blocks away) and I wore my swim cap over my face. I looked like a friggin Power Ranger, I swear.
So we were like a block away from JJ's, and I started to slip on some ice (I'm damn blind without my glasses, mind you, and it doesn't help that I was wearing a swim cap over my face). Of course, a cop drove by, and according to my friend, she was staring at us suspiciously.
My original plans were to just walk into Jimmy John's with the swim cap over my face and order my food, then just walk back to school surreptitiously. But eh.
That's actually about the extent of stupid things I've done in real life. I don't do many stupid things.