Neko Godot
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Well, here it is. This story will be seperated into fourteen chapters, each one focusing on the Super Smash Melee Tournament. Since it does include Pokemon, I'll put it here for now, but mods, move it if needed. And with that, let the story begin!
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Chapter One: The Tournament Begins! Elimination Round!
It was a bright and sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom. The birds were chirping, the toads were happily walking around town, Bowser was nowhere in sight, you get the point. It was going to be a good day.
The famous Mario walked outside of his house and put on his trademark red cap. “Today’s going to be a great day!” Mario said as he walked to the mailbox and opened it. An envelope came out.
“Mama mia! Considering it is the beginning of the story, this letter must be very important!” Mario opened the envelope and the plot device… erm, letter, fell out. Mario read it out loud for no apparent reason.
“Dear Mario, you are cordially invited to participate in the Super Smash Melee Tournament. In it, you can win glory, honor, respect, and all that other good stuff. It’s taking place today at eight in the morning in the Nintendo Stadium, so get your butt over here now. Sincerely yours, Master Hand and Crazy Hand.”
“Mama mia! A tournament! I will participate and win honor, glory, respect, and all that other good stuff!” Mario looked at the letter again and noticed a postscript. “P.S. Invite Luigi too.”
*
All around the universe, able fighters were receiving similar letters. From the Mushroom Kingdom to Hyrule, people were preparing for perhaps the biggest event of their pathetic lives. I could tell you how they prepared, but does anyone really care? I thought so. Let’s get to the tournament.
*
The Nintendo Stadium was a marvelous piece of architecture. The main stadium itself was in the center of the building, with its dome roof, fan seats, hard wood flooring, and barkers who sold overpriced food to people. Surrounding the dome were the entrances, and above the entrances were rooms for the fighters to sleep and rest in.
In the domed stadium, the fighters paced through the arena, wondering when the tournament would begin. There was no sign of the tournament promoters, Master Hand and Crazy Hand, but Pikachu, one of the fighters, picked up its black and yellow ears. It heard something, something big, coming close.
From the entryway, two rockets blasted in. The audience looked in wonder as the rockets circled around the dome, until the audience realized that those were not rockets at all. On closer inspection, they were hands. It was Master and Crazy Hand.
The two hands landed on the arena. Master Hand took the left side and Crazy Hand took the right. “Welcome everyone!” boomed Master Hand.
“Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo!” screamed Crazy Hand. “Are you ready for a cra-a-azy time?” The audience went wild.
“Well then, let’s welcome the person who will officially begin the tournament The one, the only, King Toadstool!” The audience went crazy as King Toadstool, dressed in a royal purple robe, walked to the enter of the arena, carrying a jeweled staff.
“I’d like to personally welcome all of you to this tournament, but sadly, that is impossible. So instead, I have an announcement.” The audience grew silent as the king prepared to talk. “I declare the Super Smash Melee Tournament open!”
*
In a room adjacent to the stadium, Master Hand was talking to the competitors.
“Okay, it seems as if we have one more person than needed, which means we will have to have an elimination round. Basically, all you have to do is go to the arena and knock out as many fighting wireframes as you can during the time limit. We won’t be playing with stock or anything like that, just knock out as many wireframes as you can. The person who knocks out the least amount of wireframes will be eliminated. Any questions?”
The combatants shook their heads.
“Good. Then get out there and win!”
*
As the fighters marched to the arena, the announcer began to speak. “It’s time for the preliminary round. And you know what that means, one person will not be able to compete in the tournament. Time to introduce our combatants: Mario, Bowser, Peach, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Fox, Ness, the Ice Climbers, Kirby, Samus, Zelda, Link, Pikachu, Roy, Pichu, Mr. Game and Watch, Mewtwo, Young Link, Marth, Jigglypuff, Luigi, Ganondorf, Falco, and Dr. Mario!” The audience gave cheers when their favorite fighters were named. “And now it’s time to introduce who they will be fighting. Please welcome the fighting wireframes!” The audience jeered as the fighting wireframes walked to the arena. The wireframes far outnumbered the fighters, about ten wireframes for each contestant.
A referee walked over to the arena. “I want a nice clean match. After all, these hardwood floors are harder to clean than people think they are. So, ready! Set! Go!”
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Super Smash Bros. VS Fighting Wireframes
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Pikachu was the first to attack. He charged at a wireframe with skull bash, which sent it flying out of the arena. Mario and Link followed, Mario with a Mario tornado, and Link with a spin attack. Though these attacks didn’t knock out any wireframes, most of them were damaged.
After the first attacks, the arena became a mess. So much was going on, and I’m too lazy to tell you it all. Instead, I’ll just tell you the interesting parts.
A while after, Yoshi began to throw eggs at the wireframes. Of course, Yoshi’s aim was a little rusty, so the eggs hit some of the combatants. This resulted in the combatants, Peach and Ganondorf, to be exact, getting into a fight. Peach swung her umbrella at Yoshi, and Ganondorf used his sword to walk Yoshi. Yoshi was taken out of the fight, with six wireframes knocked out by him.
A little time after that incident, the wireframes started to strategize. Instead of attacking in a big mess, they attacked in a group. Slowly picking off combatants, the fighters themselves needed to team together to take out the wireframes. This resulted in most of the wireframes being knocked out.
Finally, Young Link was going in for a kill, when suddenly Ganondorf appeared. With his sword, he whacked Young Link out of the way and knocked out the final wireframe himself. And with that, the fight ended.
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The crowd cheered, happy to see the wireframes defeated. The announcer spoke. “Okay, now that it’s over, we can announce who is going home. The person who killed the least amount of wireframes was… drum roll, please… oh, no? Then buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh! It’s… cliffhanger!”
The audience was confused. So were the fighters. “Who is Cliff?” Bowser yelled to the announcer.
“No silly. Cliff isn’t a person. A cliffhanger is a story device used to get more readers to read the next chapter, wanting to see what comes next.”
“Fair enough,” said Bowser. With that, the elimination round ended.
End of Chapter One
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Chapter One: The Tournament Begins! Elimination Round!
It was a bright and sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom. The birds were chirping, the toads were happily walking around town, Bowser was nowhere in sight, you get the point. It was going to be a good day.
The famous Mario walked outside of his house and put on his trademark red cap. “Today’s going to be a great day!” Mario said as he walked to the mailbox and opened it. An envelope came out.
“Mama mia! Considering it is the beginning of the story, this letter must be very important!” Mario opened the envelope and the plot device… erm, letter, fell out. Mario read it out loud for no apparent reason.
“Dear Mario, you are cordially invited to participate in the Super Smash Melee Tournament. In it, you can win glory, honor, respect, and all that other good stuff. It’s taking place today at eight in the morning in the Nintendo Stadium, so get your butt over here now. Sincerely yours, Master Hand and Crazy Hand.”
“Mama mia! A tournament! I will participate and win honor, glory, respect, and all that other good stuff!” Mario looked at the letter again and noticed a postscript. “P.S. Invite Luigi too.”
*
All around the universe, able fighters were receiving similar letters. From the Mushroom Kingdom to Hyrule, people were preparing for perhaps the biggest event of their pathetic lives. I could tell you how they prepared, but does anyone really care? I thought so. Let’s get to the tournament.
*
The Nintendo Stadium was a marvelous piece of architecture. The main stadium itself was in the center of the building, with its dome roof, fan seats, hard wood flooring, and barkers who sold overpriced food to people. Surrounding the dome were the entrances, and above the entrances were rooms for the fighters to sleep and rest in.
In the domed stadium, the fighters paced through the arena, wondering when the tournament would begin. There was no sign of the tournament promoters, Master Hand and Crazy Hand, but Pikachu, one of the fighters, picked up its black and yellow ears. It heard something, something big, coming close.
From the entryway, two rockets blasted in. The audience looked in wonder as the rockets circled around the dome, until the audience realized that those were not rockets at all. On closer inspection, they were hands. It was Master and Crazy Hand.
The two hands landed on the arena. Master Hand took the left side and Crazy Hand took the right. “Welcome everyone!” boomed Master Hand.
“Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo!” screamed Crazy Hand. “Are you ready for a cra-a-azy time?” The audience went wild.
“Well then, let’s welcome the person who will officially begin the tournament The one, the only, King Toadstool!” The audience went crazy as King Toadstool, dressed in a royal purple robe, walked to the enter of the arena, carrying a jeweled staff.
“I’d like to personally welcome all of you to this tournament, but sadly, that is impossible. So instead, I have an announcement.” The audience grew silent as the king prepared to talk. “I declare the Super Smash Melee Tournament open!”
*
In a room adjacent to the stadium, Master Hand was talking to the competitors.
“Okay, it seems as if we have one more person than needed, which means we will have to have an elimination round. Basically, all you have to do is go to the arena and knock out as many fighting wireframes as you can during the time limit. We won’t be playing with stock or anything like that, just knock out as many wireframes as you can. The person who knocks out the least amount of wireframes will be eliminated. Any questions?”
The combatants shook their heads.
“Good. Then get out there and win!”
*
As the fighters marched to the arena, the announcer began to speak. “It’s time for the preliminary round. And you know what that means, one person will not be able to compete in the tournament. Time to introduce our combatants: Mario, Bowser, Peach, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Fox, Ness, the Ice Climbers, Kirby, Samus, Zelda, Link, Pikachu, Roy, Pichu, Mr. Game and Watch, Mewtwo, Young Link, Marth, Jigglypuff, Luigi, Ganondorf, Falco, and Dr. Mario!” The audience gave cheers when their favorite fighters were named. “And now it’s time to introduce who they will be fighting. Please welcome the fighting wireframes!” The audience jeered as the fighting wireframes walked to the arena. The wireframes far outnumbered the fighters, about ten wireframes for each contestant.
A referee walked over to the arena. “I want a nice clean match. After all, these hardwood floors are harder to clean than people think they are. So, ready! Set! Go!”
************************************
Super Smash Bros. VS Fighting Wireframes
************************************
Pikachu was the first to attack. He charged at a wireframe with skull bash, which sent it flying out of the arena. Mario and Link followed, Mario with a Mario tornado, and Link with a spin attack. Though these attacks didn’t knock out any wireframes, most of them were damaged.
After the first attacks, the arena became a mess. So much was going on, and I’m too lazy to tell you it all. Instead, I’ll just tell you the interesting parts.
A while after, Yoshi began to throw eggs at the wireframes. Of course, Yoshi’s aim was a little rusty, so the eggs hit some of the combatants. This resulted in the combatants, Peach and Ganondorf, to be exact, getting into a fight. Peach swung her umbrella at Yoshi, and Ganondorf used his sword to walk Yoshi. Yoshi was taken out of the fight, with six wireframes knocked out by him.
A little time after that incident, the wireframes started to strategize. Instead of attacking in a big mess, they attacked in a group. Slowly picking off combatants, the fighters themselves needed to team together to take out the wireframes. This resulted in most of the wireframes being knocked out.
Finally, Young Link was going in for a kill, when suddenly Ganondorf appeared. With his sword, he whacked Young Link out of the way and knocked out the final wireframe himself. And with that, the fight ended.
************************************
The crowd cheered, happy to see the wireframes defeated. The announcer spoke. “Okay, now that it’s over, we can announce who is going home. The person who killed the least amount of wireframes was… drum roll, please… oh, no? Then buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh! It’s… cliffhanger!”
The audience was confused. So were the fighters. “Who is Cliff?” Bowser yelled to the announcer.
“No silly. Cliff isn’t a person. A cliffhanger is a story device used to get more readers to read the next chapter, wanting to see what comes next.”
“Fair enough,” said Bowser. With that, the elimination round ended.
End of Chapter One
I loved that part. It was stupid and funny.