Super Smash Bros. RPG! *craziness starts here*

[Latias_tamer_3]

Okay, for all of you who have signed up for this RPG, do not waste any time posting! Enjoy and let the force be with you! Wait....

And now to kick this baby off the ground!

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It was dark.

Exceedingly dark.

And quiet-

"FEAR ME PATHETIC HUMANS FOR I AM PICHU- huh?!" Pichu exclaimed.

Well, maybe not quiet.

Instead of being in the Viridian Forest and about to electricute two boys, he was in a dark place with no sign of the boys around. The yellow mouse sat up for he had been currently lying on the ground.

"What's all this then?" Pichu asked to specifically nobody. His paw touched something that was just next to him. Struggling, Pichu finally managed to pick the object up. It was quite heavy (to a Pichu) and strange. Sparking his cheeks, Pichu saw it to be a strange metal stick with a large and shiny red button.

Now we all know it's cliche to have a character push a shiny red button, but what the heck.

"Ooooh, SHINY!" Pichu squealed, his small yellow paw zoomed out and pushed the button. In an instant, a long purple transparent light burst from the opposite end of the 'metal stick' surprising and delighting Pichu.

He gasped, "A Light-Saber?! Are all my Star Wars based dreams coming true?" Pichu waved the Beam Sword around a couple of times before swinging around and whacking an object behind him. It made sparks fly off and bounce on the black ground. Pichu gave no attention and just said, "Use the Force, Pichu!"

After a long moment of enjoying his new Beam Sword, Pichu finally turned around to see what he hit. The combined light of both the yellow mouse and the Beam Sword showed it to be a tube or pipe if you will. It was wide and green with a large yawning hole on the top.

"Stupid humans and their snooty pipes." Pichu growled, "This probably goes to the sewer."

Grumbling, Pichu leaned against the pipe and continued to play with his Beam Sword.




....Meanwhile



"Oh joy, the rat is up first." Master Hand snapped to Crazy. Both were floating in front of a high-definition plasma screen T.V at the Final Destination. Crazy was holding some popcorn with his pinky finger. Wait, do hands even eat?

"This is gunna be good." Crazy reverbarated. Both Hands laughed as Pichu swung his Beam Sword around.

 

[^^Yoshinichi^^]

The cave or room he was in, it was too...black. Everything splattered in black. From the black interior to the realistic black floor to that wonderful decor over there. This place made Kirby want to toss his body on the ground and call it a year. Kirby didn't like black much.

"Well,that was fun..." Kirby indignantly complained. "Wait, I don't think your in Kansas any more,Kirby.." he whispered to himself. God, he wanted to shoot that little Dorothy residing on his brain's leftside. He then stepped back, took another look of disgust at his situation then shivered. "Oww! What was.." he then turned around, the flash of light from a star shaped scepter, blinding him. Poor guy...

"Wowzy! A popsicle!" he cheered as he began to lick it. But,it didn't taste right. "This doesn't....wait. I know what this is. It's a weapon..of JUSTICE! And with it's power, I shall slay evil from wherever it shall tread ! Like that ugly shadow there!" Kirby exlaimed as he was getting power hungry. Funny how he could see his shadow in this light.

Charging up a blast of star from his "Justice weapon",he was ready to oppose the enemy! Don't you love opposing non existant enemie's? I sure do. Good target practice. "In the name of the star's, I shall punish you! Star.. magic...power!!" The blast was dead on, but it sent Kirby flying straight toward's a big,green tube. Kirby's first intinction was to swallow it, but he failed,which resulted in a painful round concusion, and a big heap of pink.

 

[Scar]

Samus Aran pointed her arm cannon at her arch enemy, the space dragon known as Ridley. He seemed to be extremely weak, because he was lying on the ground with one claw torn off and a missile lodged in one eye-socket. The bounty hunter got ready to launch the final Super Missile at him that would do him in...well...for all of three days before he was cloned/respawned/fitted with new metal armor. Either way, he'd be out of Samus's hair for the time-being.

Then, BOOM! In a bright flash of light, Samus Aran was nowhere to be seen. Ridley stood up, and used his remaining claw to pry the missile out of his eyeball.

"OW! OW...GOD, WHY?! HAVE MERCEY, SHE-DEVIL OF HADES!" He screeched as the missile went flying out of his eye, preparing himself for the worst of Samus's wrath. "W-wait...no pain...no missile going through my heart...no waking up to Space Pirates ripping me apart and fitting me with armor...I'm FREE! SAMUS ARAN IS GONE! PH33R ME, FOR I AM THE ALMIGHTY RIIIIDLEY! RAAA!"

Ridley threw his remaining claw into the air out of excitement, but it fell off and hit the ground, crushing a wandering Space Pirate.

"Ow..." Ridley sighed.

"Speak for your own friggin' self, retard..." The crushed Space Pirate moaned as he died and turned into a purple health capsule that would revive 10 whole energy units.

Meanwhile...

Samus landed on the ground in a black void of nothingness. She was flat on the ground for a second, but as soon as she got up...she began firing missiles in different directions at random.

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIEEEEE!" She screamed, drowning out even the sound of her missiles.

Suddenly, something fell from the sky and nailed her in the head. Of course it didn't hurt her because her helmet was more than strong enough to protect her. It only made her realize that there could possibly be something for her to shoot at in this wierd void of eternal blackness. So, pointing her arm cannon into the air she began firing missiles into the black life-deprived sky...until, that is, she realized she was firing missiles at nothing at all and thusly wasting them.

Then, looking at the black ground that didn't even look solid, Samus saw the small silver handle of what appeared to be a sword. Reaching down silently, she picked it up and pressed a red button on the handle. Out of nowhere, a pink blade shot from the handle, though Samus wasn't at all shocked. Pit-falls, dragons phasing through walls without even breaking them, and fake blocks made Samus immune to getting surprised.

<Laser swords...laser swords cause death! This could help me destroy things! > Samus thought excitedly, swinging the sword through the air.

As she did this, she realized that the harder she swung the sword, the longer and more powerful it got. Just to test it out, she swung it at thin air a few more times, and each time it got longer.

<Great. That means the longer it gets... > Samus pondered, in deep thought for quite a while. <YES! I've got it! The longer it gets, the more things I get to kill! So...let's see what happens when I use the full extent of my enhanced Chozo-Blood-Induced Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Steroids physical strength! >

She swung her arm back, and then flung it forward using her maximum strength. However, she was apparently over-excited at being able to destroy things with a sword, which was something she'd always wanted to do. You see, she was a huge Darth Vader fan...she greatly admired how he was able to kill all of the Jedi in the course of one movie...ANYWAY, in her over-excitedness, she lost her grip on the beam sword and threw it through the air. She just stood there for a moment, angered, as she watched what could be a potentially dangerous weapon flying away from her. One of her eyes twitched for a moment though it was hard to see through her visor.

Then, out of shear anger at having LOST a weapon (something she'd swore she'd never do again after...THAT incident on the Space Pirate Firgate), Samus burst forward in a sprint, going at her top Chozo-blood-induced Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Steroids speed, giving chase to the sword...

 

[Latias_tamer_3]

Pichu sat up and twitched his ears, in a cute manner. He heard somebody or something talking about popsicles and justice-

WHAMMO!

A large pink thing crashed into the green pipe and crashed to the ground. Pichu stared at it for a second...

"AHHHH! ATTACKING BUBBLE-GUM WITH POPSICLES!" Pichu shouted. The yellow electric mouse ran back and forth, sparking up the place with the small electrical charge that came from his pink cheeks. He would gladly attack the 'pink thing' but unfortunately there is only one thing Pichu is afraid of.........Bubble Gum. Unfortunately, Pichu was thick enough to not see his Beam Sword that was lying on the ground.

He tripped over his Beam Sword and face-planted next to Kirby.

 

[Cenodoxus]

Slowly, Marth came to his senses.

A cool breeze was passing by his cheeks as his eyes opened gradually and his mouth pronounced the usual unconscious morning mumbling. Except that, of course, it wasn´t morning. No drama there. No sir.

But suddenly, he jumped into action as his mind gave him the heads-up on what was going on. Marth was about to defeat the ultimate lord of evil (EVIL!). Well, had that lord been there that would´ve been the story. The scenery had changed completely. Marth was alone in an infinite darkness, a starless night.

"Guh...?" Simple and inarticulate, yet it made the point that Marth was alive. He stood up, taking a moment to balance himself, when he felt an unusual weight on his hip. Withdrawing the metallic tube from its sheath, the young lord accidentally pressed the bright red "PRESSMEPRESSMEPRESSME" button on it, and a violet, blade-shaped beam materialized on the tube.

"GYAAH!"

Marth instantly dropped the thing and backed off, which resulting in his tripping with a rock, falling over and continuous twitching.

Just what was that? How did it get to him? How did he get here? Since when did he think in English?

"Since when do I think in E--" Marth stopped himself right there, realizing he had spoken in English as well. Oookay. Maybe if he just went to sleep for a moment...

No. That really wasn´t an option. Valiantly, the lordling stood up, determined, and walked up to the lighted Beam Sword, which had already charred the grass it had fallen on. He picked it up and raised it triumphantly above his head.

"Now with this new sword and my mad English-speaking skills, I shall fight my way to the truth and discover where I am!" And with that decision, Marth ran forward into adventure.

Or more precisely the edge of the cliff he was standing on.

"GACK!" For the third time today, Marth exclaimed an inarticulate gesture and clinged to the edge of the cliff for dear life. "Right...I should perhaps wait until it´s not as...dark..." He sweatdropped, and pulled himself up.

 

[Scar]

Samus ran across the black void, though the beam sword was traveling much faster than she was. Finally, she started flashing bright blue and her speed dramatically increased. This signified that her Speed Booster was kicking in. She caught up to the beam sword, and caught it. Then, skidding to a stop, and held it in her hand and nodded once, silently.

<Wait a minute...Are those... > She thought, looking forward.

About thirty or so yards in front of her were a yellow rat and a pink ball of...what looked like bubble gum. They were both holding beam swords, but either way it didn't matter to Samus. To her, everything no matter how big was just a potential target for her missiles.

<LIVING BEINGS FOR ME TO SHOOT AT! > She thought excitedly, aiming her arm cannon.

Samus fired a Super Missile at the little yellow rat, and it hit its mark even though it was a good distance away. The rat was knocked off its feet, and then stood up again. It looked pretty mad, and ready to attack at any moment. It started yelling something out, but Samus couldn't hear it. The pink wad of bubble gum looked confused, merely staring at the rat as it raged around aimlessly, swinging its beam sword at nothing in particular.

<I've never seen anything like that on Zebes... > Samus thought. <I wonder if it's as strong as Ridley...Nah. >

Samus ran forward quickly, shooting another couple of missiles at the rat. A few homed in on the pink wad of gum instead, but most of them were aimed toward the rat. Either way, Samus could honestly care less. As long as there were things for her missiles to target she was content...

 

[Zerodius]

Red glowing eyes in the darkness...

Bowser was here and he saw no point in leaving the Void yet. In this quiet emptiness, he was safe from harm that would be caused by those pesky heroes... but as the heroes fought... he couldn't help but notice that the heroes seemed rather... dumb... as if someone had removed their intelligence or as if they were part of a stupid, retarded joke RPG.

But well, breaking the fourth wall is not a good thing to do... especially when you happen to be the sole serious character of a RPG and a villain at that!... so Bowser decided to forget about that RPG stuff.

Bowser stood in the Void and let the dark winds blow... he let the flow of Darkness invade his body... he felt the way the dark energies flowed in this world...

... good. This world seems sufficiently stable for him to gain dominance over the souls of beings the heroes will destroy. All he will have to do is alter the flow of souls to bring them to him and then, it will be a piece of cake to corrupt them and use them for his own goals...

... but first... he must determine where Mewtwo and Ganondorf have appeared for although his powers are great, having the powers of the two other villains would help.

As such, Bowser closed his eyes and became one with the Darkness, attempting to make his magical powers surface.

Mario... why must Mario and his brother be immune to his awesome magic? He has power to defeat any foe... but Mario. How humiliating... but revenge shall be achieved in time... and that moment isn't too far-off...

 

[FlygonFirefly]

Dark, moist, noisy, confusing. All these words described the room that Falco had found himself in. "Where's my arwing," he muttered continuously to himself as he began to rock back and forth in a fetal position. Falco looked around throughout the dark room. He saw a man in a metal suit, a drug addicted electric mouse, a twitchy swordsman, a talking pink ball, and a large fire turtle. His observations baffled Falco giving him no idea what to do. He began to rock faster and he couldn't stop spazzing.

Finally Falco calmed himself down, but this calm was short lived. As he found the cmoposure to stand up he fell the the wet, cold floor face down while screaming, "Peppy! How could you do this to me? I can't do a barrel roll! You sick Donkey-Bunny! You deserved your death! You will realize the folly of your follies! Teehehehehehehehe," Falco finishes in a very feminine laugh that could pierce the loudest of surroundings.

Quickly, in an atempt to divert attention Falco quickly draws his ray gun and announces to all the fellow odd people in the room "He went that way," as he points in the direction he runs. Because he is still turned around when he began to run he hit the fall and his ray gun flew a few yards from his side. He was knocked out. A few feathers were also left suspended in mid air. "Hold me," he said in a muffled voice as he fell into what could have been as serious as a comatose state.

OOC: sorry if its kinda much to make Falco fall into a coma already but I was bored... if you want me to edit I will... It's also not the longest of posts and I know and if I need to it will be lengthened. I was also wondering if someone could post a discussion thread so we wouldn't have to talk Out of Character while rping. W/e you wanna do latias...

 

[Latias_tamer_3]

OOC: *Sweat-drops* Yeah, I'll go and make the discussion board now...

BIC:

"WHYYOUMOTHER*BLEEP**BLEEP*"Pichu shouted as he swung his Beam Sword around crazily. He was seriously ticked, the pink bubble-gum stared confusedly at Pichu, but he didn't care anymore.

In Viridian Forest, Pichu had lived in dark places for all his life. A level 20 sumthing Pichu with a ThunderBOLT attack. And Flash, but Pichu forgot abot that. Angrily, the yellow rat surveyed the sky and saw a dark figure floating in the black abyss.

"YAHAAA!" Pichu yelled, "I'll get you! THUNDERBOLT!"

A large Thunderbolt erupted from Pichu's body and sped towards Samus. Striking dead-on.

Meanwhile, Pichu sat there, his fur was smoking. "Ow." He forgot his attacks came back to haunt him.

 

[^^Yoshinichi^^]

All that was happening here struck Kirby like a missile. Actually,it was a missile. *Pop**Pop* Went Kirby's ear's. He still wasn't used to his place. If Kirby could choose between a nice plate of waffle's and rolling around in a fetus position. He would probably go for the second opt.

Kirby thought of all the great heroe's who struggled. Strong Bad..Sailor Moon... Martin Luther King junior.
But, it just was the fact,Kirby did not know what to do.He was being shot at by what looked like an orange robot and was being mistaken for bubble-gum. He only thought of one awnser, what the butter scotch is wrong with this picture.

"Okay dokey, then. Let's see. I'm not in Popstar, I'm about to be murdalized any second now and I've made friend's with a blind electro-rodent. Oy vey. Better make the best of it." he told himself as he faced the yellow mouse. "First of all uhh.." Kirby stammered as he glanced at a name tag that read "Pichu".aren't plot devices convenient? "Pichu. I am not a gumball. I am an extra terrestrial being that could swallow you if I felt like it. But do not fret! I am tame. Secondly, what do you think our first impulse should be,now that there are more of those missile's heading..STRAIGHT TOWARD US!?!" he asked as he handed Pichu a Maixmum Tomato while picking up his own Star Rod.

 

[Latias_tamer_3]

Pichu coughed, "Thanx, Bubble-Gum that is not Bubble-Gum," he said. His brain was fried from the Thunderbolt. "But I don't like Tomato Berries." He smiled sheepishly, "I prefer Pecha."

The electro-mouse twitched his ears, he could hear the missile coming. But he was afraid to use another Thunderbolt. "Where's my Light-Saber?!" the rat yelled frantically. He pawed the ground blindly, STILL forgetting about Flash.

 

[Cenodoxus]

Suddenly, a light flashed behind Marth.

Gasp! Marth quickly spun 180 degrees to look at the place that has previously lighted up. Now, it was all darkness once more. Of course that the young lord didn´t care about that. Something had caused the light, and that something was probably alive and would probably give him clues as to what the heck was going on! Cheers to his superior intellect!

Thus, the swordsman ran the opposite way of the cliff, now managing to not fall off anything, hands holding the hilts of both his swords in case that the need to fight arose.

Marth entered an even darker cave. For some strange reason this world just really, really hated Mr. Sun. Peering into the blackness, trying to catch some glint of light, he walked forward. Suddenly, sources of light began to appear, not to mention quite insane-sounding voices.

Before he knew it, Marth had come across a rather large blob of sentient bubblegum and an extremely disturbed yellow rodent, who were combatting a humanoid with armor like he had never seen before, currently enjoying the fact that she could hurt someone else. Would he be cursed to simply see stranger and stranger things in his attempt to understand an impossible freakish dimension?

Sigh.

...Twitch.

 

[Music Dragon]

"...Manji-Manji-Manji-WOO!" Jigglypuff shouted frantically. "Now, you must obey me and foll - hang on..." He blinked with his left eye. "Oh, damn. It appears that I have pronounced the wrong spell. Instead of corrupting the mind of the pathetic, caterpillar-like creature, I have teleported myself to a location that is not the same place as my former location... How very troubling."

Jigglypuff scratched his head. Perhaps he had been knocked out cold by another falling Pineco, and was having that dream again. But no, that dream had involved Jirachi getting Angelina Jolie's autograph. In this dream, there was no Angelina Jolie, and no Jirachi. In fact, there was nothing at all, with the exception of an oddly coloured magical wand. Perhaps this was the powerful tool of destruction that Jigglypuff had searched for for so long? He picked it up - on closer inspection, it was a parasol, and not a magical wand. Not that there is much of a difference, of course, but Jigglypuff knew these kinds of things. He shrugged, and began to walk, waving his newly found parasol in a silly manner.

"There are three valid ways to explain this compact darkness. It is either very early in the morning, very late in the evening, or I have died." Jigglypuff punched himself in the face. It hurt. He was probably still alive.
"Ah! Signs of unintelligent life!" he exclaimed excitedly, having noticed a few flashing lights and the sound of voices from far away. He started to run, as he was very curious. What kinds of Pokémon would he find? Or would it be a real fantastic and magical artifact?

But no, as he closed in on the source of the noises and flashes, he saw that only one of them was a Pokémon, and that was a Pichu. The other two were completely unknown to him, although that bubble gum had a striking resemblance to himself. But much uglier, of course. The Pichu was looking for something on the ground (perhaps the parasol?) while the bubble gum was seemingly not doing much except waving a candy cane. The other one was an orange human, frantically firing some sorts of projectiles. Jigglypuff couldn't see exactly what it was, at this distance. If there was one thing that Jigglypuff knew, it was to stay out of battles between maniacs and Pokémon that he hated, so he remained at a safe distance, watching the "fight" (there wasn't much resistance coming from the Pichu and bubble gum) with growing interest.

 

[Mawile XD]

Mewtwo opened his eyes. He was surrounded in darkness, and was floating slightly above the ground. I like this place. Mewtwo thought. I can live here and...

A smile crossed his face. He began to float slightly over the floor, looking for signs of life. He then saw flashes out in the distance. As he floated towards them, a metallic tube scraped his foot. Being wary of tubes, Mewtwo looked at it closely before picking it up. He saw that it had a silver design, and so stopped, and picked it up. He pressed a red button and a long, maroon blade appeared on the end closest to him. Mewtwo growled, and reversed the Beam Sword. "Wow, a lightsaber!" He yelled, "Maybe I'm on the Death Star! Ohhh, Luke-Luke, where are you?" As he approached the flashes, he could see one fluffy pink ball of bubble gum, one near an extremely distressed yellow mouse, and the creature standing by them was probably a Jigglypuff. An orange robot was shoting missles at the bubble gum and the mouse.

"Ha, it is Star Wars! That's an orange clone trooper!" Mewtwo cried as he grew even closer. "I want Darth Vader to rule, so I should destroy this clone trooper! Or didn't they go to his side? Anyway, DIE fiend!" Mewtwo yelled as he hit the robot in the backside with his Beam Sword. He then pranced off.

 

[E-102 Gamma]

Dr.Mario
In a Black Area

Dr.Mario looked around, he wasin't in the wards anymore,

"Where am I?" He asked no-one in particular, and turned to see a strange tube on the floor, he picked it up, and a blade materialized.

"WOW! This must be some sort of lightsaber, Darth Vader rules all!!!" And he randomly swung it around, until his veiw came to a purple creature, he didin't reconise, but he joined in the fun,

"FOR DARTH VADER!!!!!" He swung it at the pink, fluffy thing with big eyes.

 

[Music Dragon]

"Hmm... This is most - " Jigglypuff began, but was abruptly interrupted as something shouted 'FOR DARK WEATHER!' and hit him from behind, sending him flying a few yards. He moaned, but quickly got to his feet and turned around - there was a short and stubby human with a nose like an Iapapa and funny clothes, like those Blissey usually wore.
"Hey! What have I ever done to you?" he shouted angrily. "Have I ever actually met you in the past? No! I did not think so! Very well, you asked for it!"

Jigglypuff opened his mouth, quickly testing his soprano voice; he was proud to say that he had won several awards for his excellent singing, among those the Best Lullaby, the Second Best Lullaby, the Third Best Lullaby and of course the Second Best Imitation of Marvin Gaye. Unfortunately his Ditto rival had won the Best Imitation of Marvin Gaye, and second place was never enough for Jigglypuff. On top of it all, some Altaria diva had won the Best Imitation of Gwen Stefani...

So Jigglypuff started singing, already devising nasty plans about what he would do when everyone had fallen asleep. Perhaps he'd have some time to improve his Gloria Gaynor impersonation? As a matter of fact, "I Will Survive" was one of his favourite songs, which he kept among many other tunes on his iPod, but this is beginning to become very irrelevant, and we wouldn't want THAT, now would we?

Jigglypuff's singing had reached his climax now, making him look like a Marshmallow about to explode. It seemed likely that at least SOMEONE would have fallen asleep by now, but just to be on the safe side, Jigglypuff kept singing. After all, he quite enjoyed it.

 

[E-102 Gamma]

Dr.Mario
STILL In a Black Void

Dr.Mario noticed that the creature had begun to sing, his vision began to get all blurry, he began to mumble random things like:

"Down with Mario" and "Will you marry me, Princess Peach?" As he slumped down onto the floor, a drug bounced out of his pocket with the original fireball sound from SSB, it bounced along the floor, and hit the marshmallow... thing.

 

[Music Dragon]

"...at the skies, they have stars in their eyes, on this lovely bella not - OW!" Something small hit Jigglypuff in his right eye, immediately causing searing, burning pain. "Aargh! My beautiful face has been covered with highly corrosive liquid!" He ran around maniacally, not really caring about the fact that his singing had been interrupted. He was, after all, more worried about whether he would be able to live the rest of his life without covering his head with a paper bag or not. "Why, oh why? Why have the gods forsaken me? Will I live forever in the darkness of a paper bag or nifty iron mask? Can I ever reveal my face? Oh, my face, my beautiful face!" he whined to himself, swinging his parasol around.

 

[Bulk]

Luigi was curled up in the corner of the dark room, sharking with fear. Something about this room gave him the creeps. Maybe it was because it was pitch black. Maybe it was because he was all alone (or so he thought). Or maybe it was because every one else had beam swords whilst he was stuck with a Lip's Stick. Luigi held he "weapon" close to his chest, a look of tremendous fear on his face. He could see the outline of figures around him. Some close, some far, some big, some small. Luigi was petrified, worse than when he had been all alone in the mansion he had "won". And this time, he didn't have his vacuum cleaner. *shock*

 

[E-102 Gamma]

Dr.Mario
Out of Sleep Mode

Dr.Mario awoke, to find the little marshmallow running around, screaming his head off, he turned to the screen and said to all of the RPGers,

"Kids, this is why you shouldin't abuse drugs, or you'll end up like marshmallow over there!" He pointed to Jigglypuff and then turned to a rather petrified guy in green dungarees, holding a Lip's Stick,

"No way, isin't that--" He paused to make things dramatic,

"-- LUIGI?!?" He was suprized to see him like that, so he decided to see what was going on, Dr.Mario walked up to him and said,

"Hey, Luigi, what are you doing here?" Hoping that there would be no petrified screaming in the next few seconds.