Bay
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Hi everyone! It's me Bay, the writer of "Heart of the Sea"! (waves)
Okay, here is the fic that made me delayed my drama story for a while. This is my first comedy fic, so I am not sure how I fared in this one. Well, at least this fic got fifth place in the Laughingstock Comedy One Shot Contest! ^^
Now, some things I am going to say before you guys get to read this fic.
First, this fic WAS orignally going to be longer then it is now, with about ten short chapters. When the Laughingstock contest came, I decided to edit the plot a lot so that the story won't be long.
Second, I had actually post this story on Pokemon Community Forums and Pokemon Elite 2000 Forums. (Reason for that was IceKing first used the one I posted on PC, but then it shut down for a while. IceKing later used the one on Pokemon Elite 2000. Yes, I will post the story in its orignal form, since I did post the orignal form in those forums also.
Third, this fic will actually be in three parts. It is a very long story. (Twenty pages in twelve size font, singled space). The first part will be posted now. The second part will be posted probably after I get back from my college orientation. The third part will be posted after I get the last chapter of "Heart of the Sea" posted. (Yes, I am finished with "Heart of the Sea", but had not posted the last two chapters yet. <_>).
Okay, presented by this forum and written from my word processor on my cheap laptop, may I present to you "Take Fifty Five!".
Table of Contents
Part One: Overated History (posted 7/23/2006)
Part Two: Revenge is not sweet (which includes apples)
Part Three: Mollywood Nights
The sun was burned very bright in Mollywood, looked as if many of the buildings were engulfed in flames. Many of the Pokemon were sweating a lot, some sweating as much as a Snorlax. Even a few Pidgey and Tailow started to hit some buildings because of their sweat flowing through their small eyes. One hit Lancelot Studios.
Lancelot Studios was where all the movie magic happens. Actually, all movie production studios were where all the movie magic happens. The three-story building was where most Mollywood visitors came to see because they always wanted to break in the building and get a glimpse of future movie productions. Whenever the Pokemon broke in the building, they were chased away by Arcanine guards.
While the big heat wave of Mollywood was going on, a Swellow and a Pidgeotto were sweating themselves while staying inside at Lancelot Studios.
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Pidge and Mell were inside the third floor of Lancelot Studios. While Pidge was drinking his water, he saw that Mell’s blue feathers were all wet. In addition, he saw that Mell’s top part of his head was all wet too. Pidge was not sure how long Mell had been sweating like that. He took a wild guess and believed that Mell had been sweating ever since they got in here two hours ago. Wanted to make sure the sweat drops were not from nervousness, Pidge decided to talk to Mell.
“Mell, are you nervous about this interview?” asked Pidge in a girly voice.
“Me? No! I really want to do this interview right now!” said Mell in a girly voice also. Actually, both of those voices almost sounded the same.
“Um, your feathers are all wet,” said Pidge dryly.
Mell looked at his feathers and indeed saw his feathers were all wet. He closed his eyes and then soft pink blushes were coming from his red cheeks.
“Yeah, you got me,” said Mell, embarrassed to admit that.
“Why are you so nervous?”
“You want to know why I am nervous. For the past year, we cannot put our next idea put up on the big screen! I do know about you, but I am tired of rejection after rejection after rejection …”
Pidge suddenly slapped Mell with his tan wings before hearing “after rejection” the third time.
“All right, I get it.”
“How about you? You seemed to be relaxed and all.”
Pidge was about to answer until he heard a Delcatty’s voice.
“Pidge, Mell? Mr. Basta…, I mean, Mr. Dastard would like to see you…aw!”
Both Pidge and Mell flew into Mr. Dastard’s office before the poor Delcatty finished her sentence. After the two went in the office, they bumped their heads on the wall, close to where Mr. Dastard was. Pidge and Mell then slowly got up and sat on their seats. Both of their eyes then turn to see Mr. Dastard, a skinny Fearow. He was giving a short chuckle.
“So you must be Pidge and Mell, correct?”
“Correct!” said both Pidge and Mell happily.
Mr. Dastard took a deep breath before he began talking again. “Now, I have been reading over the script the two of you had co-write together. Kingdom of Pokemon was it called?”
Pidge and Mell nodded quickly.
“Well, the problem is it’s a historic movie. Historic movies are overrated now these days. Also, those kinds of movies are usually made to get the Pokescars more easily.”
“But I thought Lancelot Studios would always accept movies of Pokeoscar caliber,” said Pidge nervously.
“True, but have you look at the last couple of historic movies the studio had released? Many of those movies had plot holes and inaccurate information in them. Those movies were just utter garbage. Right now the studio is looking for movies that dealt with more modern issues like race, depression, and politics.”
“I hate politics because it can get nasty at times. One time in second grade, I was running for class president with this Hoothoot named Candy. When elections came, the results were that it was a tie. When the children ask the teacher whom she wanted to vote for, she said Candy. The reason Mrs. Keelson chose Candy because she would always volunteer to clean the classroom!” said Mell nonstop. After finished talking, he was catching his breath for a little bit. “Dang,..I…need…to…get…more…exercise!”
Pidge rolled his eyes after Mell made that comment. Even talking was too much for him, Pidge thought to himself.
“Anyways, what I have been trying to say was that I am going to have to reject doing this project.”
Mr. Dastard was about to rip the script, but luckily Pidge had an idea that can save both his and Mell’s career.
“Wait! Mr. Dastard, please do this project! We really need the money and I bet your studio needs the money too! You see, all of the other studios had rejected our movie idea because of how both Mell and I lived our lifestyle.”
“Flying? I fly all the time!” gasped the skinny bird Pokemon.
“Actually, Mell and I are…a couple.”
Mr. Dastard’s mouth suddenly dropped open. Mell was also quite surprised at the statement. His eyes grew very large, shining as bright as grease from a hamburger.
“Pidge, what are you doing?” whispered Mell, not wanting Mr. Dastard to hear him.
“Just play along, all right,” answered Pidge softly, not wanting Mr. Dastard to hear him also.
“So you two are life long partners? How long have you two been together?”
“We had been seeing each other in our teens. Did you know how hard it was for Mell and me to live a normal life without being harassed and made fun of, twenty-four seven? All the time we asked to ourselves, ‘why we cannot love the female species liked all the other male Pokemon?
“Um…What he had just said,” mumbled Mell.
Pidge then broke down to a sob. The tears were flowing down through the brown bird’s cheeks and then his white chest. While Pidge was faking his crying, Mr. Dastard cannot help it but let out a tear. He was very touched at Pidge’s story.
“Wow, I did not knew you two had gone through a lot together. You know what, because you two are very nice people, I will let my movie studio host your movie!”
“Really?” asked both Pidge and Mell, sounding as if they had choked on a fly.
“Correct.”
Mell and Pidge were so happy of the news, that the two started doing a little song and dance. While they were singing, Mell and Pidge were moving their wings left to right a few times.
“All right! Our movie is going to be made after all, oh yeah!”
Mr. Dastard chuckled a bit before he spoke again.
“All right you two. You had better leave now because I have to meet some of the others waiting for me. Before you go, this movie better be worth it or else I will not accept any more movies from you Pokemon. Got that?”
Mell and Pidge stop doing their little dance. The two nodded very quickly.
“Good. Well, hope you two will have fun doing that project.”
“Don’t worry, we will!” said Mell in a happy tone.
“Okay, we better get started on this movie! Let’s go Mell!”
Mell and Pidge got out of their seats and then flew out quickly from Mr. Dastard’s office. While the two were flying, they suddenly saw the Delcatty again.
“All right Bianaca, Mr. Dastard would like to see…Oh no, not those stupid birds again!” screamed the Delcatty in a screech tone.
Mell, Pidge, and the Delcatty were all screaming wildly. The screams were so wild, it might just hurt your ears. Mell and Pidge were trying to stop flying, but their wings were faster then their very bony chicken legs. They bumped into the Delcatty, with all three of them piled together on the green carpet.
“Ow,” said the three slowly.
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After the interview with Mr. Dastard, Mell and Pidge were eating hamburgers at a fast food restaurant called Mr. Mime Burgers. While the two were eating, they were discussing on some possible locations for where Kingdom of Pokemon can be film.
“So the place where we can do the battle scenes will be at the desert on Route 111, close to where Rustrobro City is?” asked Pidge while eating the fries with his mouth full. After a little bit, he suddenly spit out the French fries. “Yuk, the French fries here taste like air!”
“Yep, that’s the place.”
“I don’t know. We might get third degree burns! Why we cannot just film at a forest or somewhere in the artic? Oh, we can see those cute little Delibird! Last night I went to see The March of the Delibird and those baby Delibirds are just adorable”
“We can’t do that for two reasons. One, the battle at Tenfort City took place at a desert. Not at a forest. Not at an artic. THE DESERT!”
After Mell said “the desert” very loud, he bang the table very hard. Luckily, everyone else was busy stuffing his or her mouths with those very greasy hamburgers.
“Second, we are flying Pokemon. You know flying Pokemon is weak against ice! Plus, who would be stupid enough to film in the artic?”
Mel later started to hit the table very hard again. This time, Pidgin’s French fires suddenly fell to the floor. That made Pidgin a little mad.
“Hey, you made my French fries fell! You made me waste my two dollars.”
“Not my money, so I don’t care.”
Pidgin was about to get out of his seat and strangle Mel but then he heard a sweet child voice.
Suddenly, Mel and Pidge were hearing something outside from the window.
“Hoothoot, don’t pollute! Hoothoot, don’t pollute!”
“Hoothoot, don’t pollute? Is it Friday Night Pokemon Poetry Slam already?” asked Mell sheepishly.
“I don’t think so. Let’s go outside and see what is going on.”
The two got out of their seats and went to see what was happening outside.
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Outside the sky changed from light blue to a fusion of orange and purple. The sun was less bright now then before. Despite night coming soon, many of the Pokemon are still sweating from the heat wave.
When Mell and Pidge got out of the fast food place, they saw many other Pokemon already circled to see what was going on.
Apparently, about thirty Hoothoot were protesting on pollution. Some of them were holding up signs that said things like “Pollution needs to be stop!”, and “We’re the pollution police! Pollution patrol!”
“Hoothoot, don’t pollute! Hoothoot, don’t pollute!”
While the Hoothoot were still protesting, Mell was asking an Arbok on what was going on.
“Can you tell me what is going on?”
“Oh, there was this news of global warming more badly then ever, so the Hoothoot started protesting over pollution a few minutes ago.”
After the Arbok answered his question, Mell turned around and saw that one of the Hoothoot was talking.
“Everyone, pollution is a serious subject. Did you know that one out of every three Pokemon dies from pollution?”
“What pollution? I don’t see the sky turned black or green!” said a Swalot.
“Actually, you are the problem!” said the Hoothoot, pointing at the Swalot. “Pokemon, have you ever took the time to think that maybe it’s the poison Pokemon’s fault that global warming is more serious then ever? I do not think so. If you do not want to die from pollution, then let’s get rid of all poison Pokemon right now!”
Suddenly all of the poison Pokemon was looking nervous.
“Aw oh!” said all of the poison Pokemon!
All of the Hoothoot then went to chase all of the poison Pokemon that they can see. Most of them cannot seem to get away from the psychic attacks the Hoothoots were using.
“Why do I have to be both poison and grass?” said an Ivysaur while a Hoothoot was using Psychic on it.
While all of that was happening, Pidge and Mell had flown away from all of the commotion.
“Wow, getting rid of all of the poison Pokemon? Glad we are flying Pokemon!” shouted Mell.
“Same here Mell, same here.”
The two then flew up towards where the sunset was. The light of the sun had turned Mell and Pidge into black figures that are flying high.
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For the next few days, Mell and Pidge were holding acting tryouts for their movie at an auditorium in Mollywood High School. They could have held the tryouts at one of the theaters, but all of them were playing their shows. The auditorium had many blue seats, enough for the three thousand Pokemon students enrolled in Mollywood High. The stage inside the auditorium was quite big too, enough to hold one hundred Pokemon students.
So far, all they could find were many extras to be the soldiers. Most of the people that had showed up for the tryouts either were bad actors or just came to get free food.
The morning before the fifth day of the tryouts, Mell was on the stage and then took a Mollywood Times newspaper and some apple juice on a blue table. Mell then went to sit down on one of the empty seats in the auditorium. As soon as he got comfortable, Mell started reading the newspaper.
Fifteen minutes later, he went to go see Pidge, who was inside a small office. When Mell came inside the office, he saw Pidge talking on the phone.
“Yes Mr. Dastard, we started doing auditions for a couple of weeks now. Yes, I will let you know who will be in the cast. Okay, bye.”
After Pidge finished talking with on the phone, he saw Mell’s face turned from red to maroon.
“Hi Mell! Your red face seemed to be a little pale today. Are you sick?”
Mell quickly pecked Pidge with its light yellow beak. While Mell was doing that, Pidge kept saying “Ow!” a few times. A minute passed by and the next thing Pidge knew he was rubbing his damaged cheeks with his left wing.
“Read this. It has to do something with us.”
Mell threw the paper right at Pidge’s face. Once again, Pidge was rubbing his damaged cheeks. A little later Pidge picked up the newspaper and started reading at the article entitled PRODUCERS MELL AND PIDGE SEEING EACH OTHER? in bold black words.
“There were rumors that Pidge and Mell were actually seeing each other…as a couple. Pidge and Mell had been working together as producers for a lot of Pokemon movies, with most nominated for numerous awards at the Pokeoscars. Their most famous produced works were the Lord of the Pokeballs and Trainer. Both of those movies won Best Picture at the awards ceremony. No one knew for sure how the rumor got started, but there were speculations that Mr. Dastard was the one that started this rumor. Another speculation was that either Mell or Pidge had broken the news to their closest friends and family members and then eventually they started telling the about their assumed relationship. So far, there was no more information on the relationship between Mell and Pidge. More information will come as this unfolds.”
Pidge became silent for a couple of minutes, recollecting his thoughts. He then folded the newspaper, put it on the ground, and turned around to see Mell.
“Now everyone believed that we are a couple, and it’s all thanks to you! I don’t know about you, but I am going to do something about it.”
Mell then snatched the phone and started pushing some buttons.
“Mell, what the hell are you doing?”
“I am calling Mr. Dastard and telling him the truth.”
Pidge was about to say something but then he heard Mr. Dastard’s voice on his cell phone already.
“For the last time, I am not interested in buying your cosmetics!”
“Um…Mr. Dastard?”
“Oh, sorry Mell! I thought you were someone else. So why were you calling me?”
“Mr. Dastard, had you told anyone about how Pidge and I were seeing each other?”
“No, I had not. Wait, I did tell it to someone. Last night my sister called and asked how I was doing. We talked for a few minutes and then without thinking about it, I told her about you two. So why you wanted to know whom I had talked to about your guys’ relationship?”
“Well Mr. Dastard, to tell you the truth…”
“Oh sorry Mell can’t talk right now. I have to take this next call. Maybe we could talk again soon. Talk to you sooner or later!”
After Mr. Dastard had hung up, Mell gave out a huge sigh.
“Not so good huh?” said Pidge nervously.
Mell then pecked on Pidge again.
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Well, that's part one. Part two will be with the tryouts and also a few new characters will be introduced. Hope you guys liked it so far.
;134;~Good night, and good luck~
Okay, here is the fic that made me delayed my drama story for a while. This is my first comedy fic, so I am not sure how I fared in this one. Well, at least this fic got fifth place in the Laughingstock Comedy One Shot Contest! ^^
Now, some things I am going to say before you guys get to read this fic.
First, this fic WAS orignally going to be longer then it is now, with about ten short chapters. When the Laughingstock contest came, I decided to edit the plot a lot so that the story won't be long.
Second, I had actually post this story on Pokemon Community Forums and Pokemon Elite 2000 Forums. (Reason for that was IceKing first used the one I posted on PC, but then it shut down for a while. IceKing later used the one on Pokemon Elite 2000. Yes, I will post the story in its orignal form, since I did post the orignal form in those forums also.
Third, this fic will actually be in three parts. It is a very long story. (Twenty pages in twelve size font, singled space). The first part will be posted now. The second part will be posted probably after I get back from my college orientation. The third part will be posted after I get the last chapter of "Heart of the Sea" posted. (Yes, I am finished with "Heart of the Sea", but had not posted the last two chapters yet. <_>).
Okay, presented by this forum and written from my word processor on my cheap laptop, may I present to you "Take Fifty Five!".
Table of Contents
Part One: Overated History (posted 7/23/2006)
Part Two: Revenge is not sweet (which includes apples)
Part Three: Mollywood Nights
Take Fifty Five!
+Part One: Overated History+
+Part One: Overated History+
The sun was burned very bright in Mollywood, looked as if many of the buildings were engulfed in flames. Many of the Pokemon were sweating a lot, some sweating as much as a Snorlax. Even a few Pidgey and Tailow started to hit some buildings because of their sweat flowing through their small eyes. One hit Lancelot Studios.
Lancelot Studios was where all the movie magic happens. Actually, all movie production studios were where all the movie magic happens. The three-story building was where most Mollywood visitors came to see because they always wanted to break in the building and get a glimpse of future movie productions. Whenever the Pokemon broke in the building, they were chased away by Arcanine guards.
While the big heat wave of Mollywood was going on, a Swellow and a Pidgeotto were sweating themselves while staying inside at Lancelot Studios.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pidge and Mell were inside the third floor of Lancelot Studios. While Pidge was drinking his water, he saw that Mell’s blue feathers were all wet. In addition, he saw that Mell’s top part of his head was all wet too. Pidge was not sure how long Mell had been sweating like that. He took a wild guess and believed that Mell had been sweating ever since they got in here two hours ago. Wanted to make sure the sweat drops were not from nervousness, Pidge decided to talk to Mell.
“Mell, are you nervous about this interview?” asked Pidge in a girly voice.
“Me? No! I really want to do this interview right now!” said Mell in a girly voice also. Actually, both of those voices almost sounded the same.
“Um, your feathers are all wet,” said Pidge dryly.
Mell looked at his feathers and indeed saw his feathers were all wet. He closed his eyes and then soft pink blushes were coming from his red cheeks.
“Yeah, you got me,” said Mell, embarrassed to admit that.
“Why are you so nervous?”
“You want to know why I am nervous. For the past year, we cannot put our next idea put up on the big screen! I do know about you, but I am tired of rejection after rejection after rejection …”
Pidge suddenly slapped Mell with his tan wings before hearing “after rejection” the third time.
“All right, I get it.”
“How about you? You seemed to be relaxed and all.”
Pidge was about to answer until he heard a Delcatty’s voice.
“Pidge, Mell? Mr. Basta…, I mean, Mr. Dastard would like to see you…aw!”
Both Pidge and Mell flew into Mr. Dastard’s office before the poor Delcatty finished her sentence. After the two went in the office, they bumped their heads on the wall, close to where Mr. Dastard was. Pidge and Mell then slowly got up and sat on their seats. Both of their eyes then turn to see Mr. Dastard, a skinny Fearow. He was giving a short chuckle.
“So you must be Pidge and Mell, correct?”
“Correct!” said both Pidge and Mell happily.
Mr. Dastard took a deep breath before he began talking again. “Now, I have been reading over the script the two of you had co-write together. Kingdom of Pokemon was it called?”
Pidge and Mell nodded quickly.
“Well, the problem is it’s a historic movie. Historic movies are overrated now these days. Also, those kinds of movies are usually made to get the Pokescars more easily.”
“But I thought Lancelot Studios would always accept movies of Pokeoscar caliber,” said Pidge nervously.
“True, but have you look at the last couple of historic movies the studio had released? Many of those movies had plot holes and inaccurate information in them. Those movies were just utter garbage. Right now the studio is looking for movies that dealt with more modern issues like race, depression, and politics.”
“I hate politics because it can get nasty at times. One time in second grade, I was running for class president with this Hoothoot named Candy. When elections came, the results were that it was a tie. When the children ask the teacher whom she wanted to vote for, she said Candy. The reason Mrs. Keelson chose Candy because she would always volunteer to clean the classroom!” said Mell nonstop. After finished talking, he was catching his breath for a little bit. “Dang,..I…need…to…get…more…exercise!”
Pidge rolled his eyes after Mell made that comment. Even talking was too much for him, Pidge thought to himself.
“Anyways, what I have been trying to say was that I am going to have to reject doing this project.”
Mr. Dastard was about to rip the script, but luckily Pidge had an idea that can save both his and Mell’s career.
“Wait! Mr. Dastard, please do this project! We really need the money and I bet your studio needs the money too! You see, all of the other studios had rejected our movie idea because of how both Mell and I lived our lifestyle.”
“Flying? I fly all the time!” gasped the skinny bird Pokemon.
“Actually, Mell and I are…a couple.”
Mr. Dastard’s mouth suddenly dropped open. Mell was also quite surprised at the statement. His eyes grew very large, shining as bright as grease from a hamburger.
“Pidge, what are you doing?” whispered Mell, not wanting Mr. Dastard to hear him.
“Just play along, all right,” answered Pidge softly, not wanting Mr. Dastard to hear him also.
“So you two are life long partners? How long have you two been together?”
“We had been seeing each other in our teens. Did you know how hard it was for Mell and me to live a normal life without being harassed and made fun of, twenty-four seven? All the time we asked to ourselves, ‘why we cannot love the female species liked all the other male Pokemon?
“Um…What he had just said,” mumbled Mell.
Pidge then broke down to a sob. The tears were flowing down through the brown bird’s cheeks and then his white chest. While Pidge was faking his crying, Mr. Dastard cannot help it but let out a tear. He was very touched at Pidge’s story.
“Wow, I did not knew you two had gone through a lot together. You know what, because you two are very nice people, I will let my movie studio host your movie!”
“Really?” asked both Pidge and Mell, sounding as if they had choked on a fly.
“Correct.”
Mell and Pidge were so happy of the news, that the two started doing a little song and dance. While they were singing, Mell and Pidge were moving their wings left to right a few times.
“All right! Our movie is going to be made after all, oh yeah!”
Mr. Dastard chuckled a bit before he spoke again.
“All right you two. You had better leave now because I have to meet some of the others waiting for me. Before you go, this movie better be worth it or else I will not accept any more movies from you Pokemon. Got that?”
Mell and Pidge stop doing their little dance. The two nodded very quickly.
“Good. Well, hope you two will have fun doing that project.”
“Don’t worry, we will!” said Mell in a happy tone.
“Okay, we better get started on this movie! Let’s go Mell!”
Mell and Pidge got out of their seats and then flew out quickly from Mr. Dastard’s office. While the two were flying, they suddenly saw the Delcatty again.
“All right Bianaca, Mr. Dastard would like to see…Oh no, not those stupid birds again!” screamed the Delcatty in a screech tone.
Mell, Pidge, and the Delcatty were all screaming wildly. The screams were so wild, it might just hurt your ears. Mell and Pidge were trying to stop flying, but their wings were faster then their very bony chicken legs. They bumped into the Delcatty, with all three of them piled together on the green carpet.
“Ow,” said the three slowly.
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After the interview with Mr. Dastard, Mell and Pidge were eating hamburgers at a fast food restaurant called Mr. Mime Burgers. While the two were eating, they were discussing on some possible locations for where Kingdom of Pokemon can be film.
“So the place where we can do the battle scenes will be at the desert on Route 111, close to where Rustrobro City is?” asked Pidge while eating the fries with his mouth full. After a little bit, he suddenly spit out the French fries. “Yuk, the French fries here taste like air!”
“Yep, that’s the place.”
“I don’t know. We might get third degree burns! Why we cannot just film at a forest or somewhere in the artic? Oh, we can see those cute little Delibird! Last night I went to see The March of the Delibird and those baby Delibirds are just adorable”
“We can’t do that for two reasons. One, the battle at Tenfort City took place at a desert. Not at a forest. Not at an artic. THE DESERT!”
After Mell said “the desert” very loud, he bang the table very hard. Luckily, everyone else was busy stuffing his or her mouths with those very greasy hamburgers.
“Second, we are flying Pokemon. You know flying Pokemon is weak against ice! Plus, who would be stupid enough to film in the artic?”
Mel later started to hit the table very hard again. This time, Pidgin’s French fires suddenly fell to the floor. That made Pidgin a little mad.
“Hey, you made my French fries fell! You made me waste my two dollars.”
“Not my money, so I don’t care.”
Pidgin was about to get out of his seat and strangle Mel but then he heard a sweet child voice.
Suddenly, Mel and Pidge were hearing something outside from the window.
“Hoothoot, don’t pollute! Hoothoot, don’t pollute!”
“Hoothoot, don’t pollute? Is it Friday Night Pokemon Poetry Slam already?” asked Mell sheepishly.
“I don’t think so. Let’s go outside and see what is going on.”
The two got out of their seats and went to see what was happening outside.
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Outside the sky changed from light blue to a fusion of orange and purple. The sun was less bright now then before. Despite night coming soon, many of the Pokemon are still sweating from the heat wave.
When Mell and Pidge got out of the fast food place, they saw many other Pokemon already circled to see what was going on.
Apparently, about thirty Hoothoot were protesting on pollution. Some of them were holding up signs that said things like “Pollution needs to be stop!”, and “We’re the pollution police! Pollution patrol!”
“Hoothoot, don’t pollute! Hoothoot, don’t pollute!”
While the Hoothoot were still protesting, Mell was asking an Arbok on what was going on.
“Can you tell me what is going on?”
“Oh, there was this news of global warming more badly then ever, so the Hoothoot started protesting over pollution a few minutes ago.”
After the Arbok answered his question, Mell turned around and saw that one of the Hoothoot was talking.
“Everyone, pollution is a serious subject. Did you know that one out of every three Pokemon dies from pollution?”
“What pollution? I don’t see the sky turned black or green!” said a Swalot.
“Actually, you are the problem!” said the Hoothoot, pointing at the Swalot. “Pokemon, have you ever took the time to think that maybe it’s the poison Pokemon’s fault that global warming is more serious then ever? I do not think so. If you do not want to die from pollution, then let’s get rid of all poison Pokemon right now!”
Suddenly all of the poison Pokemon was looking nervous.
“Aw oh!” said all of the poison Pokemon!
All of the Hoothoot then went to chase all of the poison Pokemon that they can see. Most of them cannot seem to get away from the psychic attacks the Hoothoots were using.
“Why do I have to be both poison and grass?” said an Ivysaur while a Hoothoot was using Psychic on it.
While all of that was happening, Pidge and Mell had flown away from all of the commotion.
“Wow, getting rid of all of the poison Pokemon? Glad we are flying Pokemon!” shouted Mell.
“Same here Mell, same here.”
The two then flew up towards where the sunset was. The light of the sun had turned Mell and Pidge into black figures that are flying high.
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For the next few days, Mell and Pidge were holding acting tryouts for their movie at an auditorium in Mollywood High School. They could have held the tryouts at one of the theaters, but all of them were playing their shows. The auditorium had many blue seats, enough for the three thousand Pokemon students enrolled in Mollywood High. The stage inside the auditorium was quite big too, enough to hold one hundred Pokemon students.
So far, all they could find were many extras to be the soldiers. Most of the people that had showed up for the tryouts either were bad actors or just came to get free food.
The morning before the fifth day of the tryouts, Mell was on the stage and then took a Mollywood Times newspaper and some apple juice on a blue table. Mell then went to sit down on one of the empty seats in the auditorium. As soon as he got comfortable, Mell started reading the newspaper.
Fifteen minutes later, he went to go see Pidge, who was inside a small office. When Mell came inside the office, he saw Pidge talking on the phone.
“Yes Mr. Dastard, we started doing auditions for a couple of weeks now. Yes, I will let you know who will be in the cast. Okay, bye.”
After Pidge finished talking with on the phone, he saw Mell’s face turned from red to maroon.
“Hi Mell! Your red face seemed to be a little pale today. Are you sick?”
Mell quickly pecked Pidge with its light yellow beak. While Mell was doing that, Pidge kept saying “Ow!” a few times. A minute passed by and the next thing Pidge knew he was rubbing his damaged cheeks with his left wing.
“Read this. It has to do something with us.”
Mell threw the paper right at Pidge’s face. Once again, Pidge was rubbing his damaged cheeks. A little later Pidge picked up the newspaper and started reading at the article entitled PRODUCERS MELL AND PIDGE SEEING EACH OTHER? in bold black words.
“There were rumors that Pidge and Mell were actually seeing each other…as a couple. Pidge and Mell had been working together as producers for a lot of Pokemon movies, with most nominated for numerous awards at the Pokeoscars. Their most famous produced works were the Lord of the Pokeballs and Trainer. Both of those movies won Best Picture at the awards ceremony. No one knew for sure how the rumor got started, but there were speculations that Mr. Dastard was the one that started this rumor. Another speculation was that either Mell or Pidge had broken the news to their closest friends and family members and then eventually they started telling the about their assumed relationship. So far, there was no more information on the relationship between Mell and Pidge. More information will come as this unfolds.”
Pidge became silent for a couple of minutes, recollecting his thoughts. He then folded the newspaper, put it on the ground, and turned around to see Mell.
“Now everyone believed that we are a couple, and it’s all thanks to you! I don’t know about you, but I am going to do something about it.”
Mell then snatched the phone and started pushing some buttons.
“Mell, what the hell are you doing?”
“I am calling Mr. Dastard and telling him the truth.”
Pidge was about to say something but then he heard Mr. Dastard’s voice on his cell phone already.
“For the last time, I am not interested in buying your cosmetics!”
“Um…Mr. Dastard?”
“Oh, sorry Mell! I thought you were someone else. So why were you calling me?”
“Mr. Dastard, had you told anyone about how Pidge and I were seeing each other?”
“No, I had not. Wait, I did tell it to someone. Last night my sister called and asked how I was doing. We talked for a few minutes and then without thinking about it, I told her about you two. So why you wanted to know whom I had talked to about your guys’ relationship?”
“Well Mr. Dastard, to tell you the truth…”
“Oh sorry Mell can’t talk right now. I have to take this next call. Maybe we could talk again soon. Talk to you sooner or later!”
After Mr. Dastard had hung up, Mell gave out a huge sigh.
“Not so good huh?” said Pidge nervously.
Mell then pecked on Pidge again.
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Well, that's part one. Part two will be with the tryouts and also a few new characters will be introduced. Hope you guys liked it so far.
;134;~Good night, and good luck~
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Here are them "crack-me-up" lines that I really liked!