6th grade band director: he was fresh out of college and had no clule how to teach middle school kids. we (which excludes me) drove him insane. he cussed us out so many times. last i heard of him he became the manager of an Arby's a mile from the school.
6th grade math teacher: he was a good teacher, but unusually grumpy. he hated having knocks on the door for something important amongst the teachers or something like that. i understand when he was giving a lesson, but when he wasnt, he still got agitated. feshman year i learned that he was grump cuz he was in a fire some years back and had most of his face severly burned (which explained why his face was wrinkled at age ~45-55)
7th/8th grade lit: the 1st semester of 7th grade wasnt bad cuz we had the awesomest sub ever. but then the teacher comse back from back surgery for 2nd semester and shes was a *****. on a monday, she would give us a project that was due on friday. not that bad, except i never did all project. in the middle of the week she would give us one more project due the same friday. she also wouldnt let me read what i wanted to read. i wanted to read the Star Wars Republic Commando books, and she wouldnt let me.
7th math teacher: not a bad teacher, but at the start of the school year she was 7 months pregnant, making her real edgy. in october, she goes into labor (not in class thank God) and we get a Pakinstani sub with very poor English and horrendous math skills. sometime before Christmas, we are watching a movie and out of nowhere, she yells "i have a gun". everyone says wow and are amazed but i get nervous. i tell my parents, who tell the principal who tells the school board who tells the courts who place the sub in jail.
9th grade honors biology teacher: crazy 30 year old woman with a limp. she looked like she was atleast 45. she was a good teacher, but i was the teacher's pet for 2 reasons: 1) i was the smartest in the class (i passed with a 95, everybody else 90 or below). 2)the lab aides (which were also in marching band with me) forced her to be nice to me.
9th grade health/PEI teacher: girls softball coach. all he did was throw the book at us and tell us to write out of it while he just sat up front, watched baseball clips online an chewed dip.
9th grade algebra teachers: that year the county had this thing going on where you had to make a 80 or higher to pass the class. if you made below,, you failed and had to take the course again. every 4 1/2 weeks we would get our class grades and be placed in another class (be it mod 1 or 2). i failed mod 1 twice. the 1st time i was with this wierd middle aged Florida woman who always had a cold, put way too much make up on, was in a dispute over her children with her husband and didnt teach us a thing. i failed so i was placed with one of the football coaches who loved the cold. he always had the ac on (just like the school building itself did). he seemed to be a sexist also. for punishment he would make the guys do 25 pushups while the girls would clean out the desks in the row that they were sitting in. he didnt let us have a choice in it. 3rd rotation im back with the Florida lady. but this time she gives us all the tests at once and the ones that we fail, we can take again when we want. i ended up passing mod 1 and got into mod 2. that teacher just gave up on all of us so everyone failed.
9th grade honors American government teacher: she was hot. the hottest real life teacher i have ever seen. but she didnt treat everyone equally. i had a friend in that class who was blonde, so one would naturally trhink that she is dumb. but she was actually smart. whenever said friend would ask a question, the teacher would just look at my friend like she was the dumbest thing on the planet.
9th grade band director: this fat man was, and i qoute my bestfriend, "a big meanie pants". he threatened us by using the base drum head as an example. he said that he had enough strength to crush our skulls inward, but not enough to break a drum head. everything also had to be all fancy and formal for him. the band awards for that year were awful. aside from the chocolate fountain, the party was boring and had nothing that i would eat.
10th grade honors American lit teacher: the animal i would associate this woman with would be a pug. she also thought that she was abducted by aliens. we teased her about it once. she went to make a few more copies and when she came back, we said that the aliens came to visit her. she freaked out. she also had OCD. she wouldnt accept any wrinkled papers. the tiniest wrinkle on a paper would be the cause of the paper being thrown away.
10th honors American history teacher: this man was amazing. he actually made history intersting, by going into gruesome details about trech warfare etc. but the only things he said to me were "Shut up emo boy" and "McChicken". he apparently taught my cousin and hated him as a student and was forced to slam him to the ground.
10th grade algebra teacher: after putting away the before mentioned mod-system, the school went back to giving us a single teacher for algebra. i ended up with a man who was essentially Dr. Gregory House, only black and without a sense of humor. he was the best math teacher i ever had, but was just too grumpy.
10th grade technology teacher: this ***** couldnt teach ****. she just stood at the front of the class chewed gum and said "okay guys, you cant do that guys." the first assignment i had in that class was an autobiography on the computer. i did it with all of the requirements and beyond. it was an 85 or more worthy project. i got a 60. that time i did nothing about it. but three months later we were to make a powerpoint about our favorite artist/band. i did a powerpoint on, of course, Red. i went beyond the required criteria and made a 75. that ****** me off, so with my peaceful negotiation skills (i lack those skills) i ended up with a 95. a friend was also in that class. she did all of the work and still failed the class because the teacher said that my friend wasnt doing her work and was instead talking. same thing happened to me.
10th grade business ed teacher: i liked this class becuase it was on computers always. but there was nothing to do because all websites that i normally go to (including here) are blocked and the proxys used changed every day. but about the teacher: she didnt grade anything. we were told to email all our work to her. i did all of the work, emailed it all and still she only graded half of the work. plus she always called out my friend sitting next to me. she said that he was a disruption. sure he was, 75% of the time, but there were others that were more disruptive 100% of the time.
11th grade honors world lit teacher: i havent had this class yet (hell, the school year doesnt start for two more days) but the teacher im gonna end up with has a problem or two. all my older friends who ahd her said that shes awesome, but i could from the 10th grade lit room that she screamed for no apparent reason... a lot. ill update on this teacher and any other teachers from my junior year later.