Attention mortals!
My secret take over of TEG will begin in just an hour, at the Dawn of April First (GMT -7), and will end at midnight of that day. If I do not succeed by that time, then you in, FairyWitch...but I will not lose so easily.
When I take over, there will be a few changes. First of of, TEG will not longer stand for Team Enchanted Garden, but will instead stand for Team Enchanted Cheese Grater. Likewise, the Fairy, Water, and grass divisions will be replaced with Chedder, Swiss, and American.
It's not to late to join my cause, however. You can still join by following 3 simple, completely reasonable request. First, change your avatar to a Rattata. All of my followers must be in the top percent! After that, sacrifice your starter to Lord Flareon by releasing it into the wild. And finally, give up all faith in Bird Jesus and the Helix Fossil, and give your soul to the Dome.
If we are to succeed, today will be forever known as April Fuel's Day, in honor of Lord Flareon's fire typing!