Team, with 2 lesser used pokes

[Alphatron]

Snorlax (F) @ Leftovers ** Road Block
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 176 Atk / 80 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Double-Edge
- Rest
- Shadow Ball
- Sleep Talk

Standard STlax and makes a good lead.
SB > EQ, since otherwise I'd have a huge Giga Drain Gengar weak.

Swampert (F) @ Leftovers ** Abyssal Zone
Trait: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Atk / 156 Def / 84 SAtk
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Earthquake
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Protect

Mixpert; 'nuff said.

Jynx (F) @ Leftovers ** Luna
Trait: Oblivious
EVs: 68 HP / 204 Spd / 236 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Ice Beam
- Lovely Kiss
- Substitute

I really don't see why people don't use this; it is an awesome late-game sweeper, and what's especially cool about it, is that it can beat Blissey and Regice one on one if Lovely Kiss hits consistently. STlax stops it dead cold however, but this team can take out Snorlax, and after that, it's usually gg.

Starmie @ Leftovers ** Constellation
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Def / 44 Spd / 156 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Surf
- Thunderbolt

Standard utility Starmie. Using a more defensive spread, since opponent Mixperts have started to cause problems.

Weezing (F) @ Leftovers ** Toxicity
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 60 Atk / 196 Def
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Flamethrower
- Haze
- Pain Split
- Sludge Bomb

This doesn't really seem to do much for the team tbh, other than of course stopping Heracross, Curselax and hazing away stat-ups, but I guess I can't really replace it either, since those are needed for any team.

Regirock @ Leftovers ** Trainer of C's
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 144 Atk / 112 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Counter
- Explosion
- Rock Slide
- Thunder Wave

Regirock has proven to be a really awesome pokemon; I seriously don't see why it's not used. It takes Normal and Flying hits like a pro, and can even survive easily and counter back Metagross Meteor Mashes, Swampert Earthquakes, etc.
T-wave, since my team is rather slow, and Explosion, because exploding is always cool.

 

[Guy]

Snorlax (F) @ Leftovers ** Road Block
Trait: Immunity
EVs: 252 HP / 176 Atk / 80 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Body Slam
- Rest
- Shadow Ball
- Curse

Standard STlax and makes a good lead.
SB > EQ, since otherwise I'd have a huge Giga Drain Gengar weak.
Obviously you've never seen really good Snorlax sets. It also needs more EVs in SDef, to work with my set

Swampert (F) @ Leftovers ** Abyssal Zone
Trait: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Atk / 156 Def / 84 SAtk
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Earthquake
- Curse
- Ice Beam
- Surf

Mixpert; 'nuff said.
Holy shoot, no experience with Swampert sets either. Hydro Pump sux, and so does Protect.

Jynx (F) @ Leftovers ** Luna
Trait: Oblivious
EVs: 68 HP / 204 Spd / 236 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Ice Beam
- Lovely Kiss
- Substitute

I really don't see why people don't use this; it is an awesome late-game sweeper, and what's especially cool about it, is that it can beat Blissey and Regice one on one if Lovely Kiss hits consistently. STlax stops it dead cold however, but this team can take out Snorlax, and after that, it's usually gg.
I myself don't have any experience with Jynx sets, so to me I guess this looks OK

Starmie @ Leftovers ** Constellation
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Def / 44 Spd / 156 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Surf
- Thunderbolt

Standard utility Starmie. Using a more defensive spread, since opponent Mixperts have started to cause problems.
OK, some experience with Starmie sets, I see. In todays metagame I guess spin over Ice Beam works

Weezing (F) @ Leftovers ** Toxicity
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 60 Atk / 196 Def
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Flamethrower
- Haze
- Pain Split
- Sludge Bomb

This doesn't really seem to do much for the team tbh, other than of course stopping Heracross, Curselax and hazing away stat-ups, but I guess I can't really replace it either, since those are needed for any team.
I'd go with WoW instead of Pain Split. Flamethrower isn't reliable enough for burning (75% over 10% anyday)

Regirock @ Leftovers ** Trainer of C's
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 144 Atk / 112 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Counter
- Explosion
- Rock Slide
- Thunder Wave

Regirock has proven to be a really awesome pokemon; I seriously don't see why it's not used. It takes Normal and Flying hits like a pro, and can even survive easily and counter back Metagross Meteor Mashes, Swampert Earthquakes, etc.
T-wave, since my team is rather slow, and Explosion, because exploding is always cool.
Like anyone would say, Hp Rock could replace rock slide, but with thunder wave, i guess not

;194; Look! A Wooper!

 

[aipomkong]

Guy, you are an idiot with little competitive experience at all, please stop rating as your rates are useless

Sleep Talk lax, is basically becoming the new standard, and is a solid sleep counter

and you obviously have no idea what a 'mixpert' is

 

[Fluorescent Adolescent]

Speaking of lax, I prefer the STalk lax>curselax. Find it's harder to counter if the opponent has it as well.