VampirateMace
Internet Overlord
If you do not head to your cell block right away (or try to go to the wrong one), a guard will come to escort you, yes. And they might not be very nice about it.
No, that seems pretty Gizmo-ish to me. xD
And now you're free to do other things.
Super-bonding-time in the cell after Jeanie Lou moves me foreward?