E-102 Gamma
MUHAHAH!!!!
[FONT="Comic Sans MS]“That’ll Teach Em‘!”- The first of the comedy chronicles. (PG)
By: E-102 Gamma
Starring: Scyther, Staryu, E-102 Gamma and Queenie the shiny Nidoqueen.
Co. Starring: Blaze the Blaziken, Scratch the Primeape, Lyoko the Ampharos, Brynx the Gothic Umbreon, Sara the normal Nidoqueen and Featherdance the military Pidgeot.
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It was a very hot, and sunny day in the small town of Serebeth, the Spearow were cawing out quite happily next to a sign that read: Welcome to Serebeth, population: more than we can count! Until they were thrown of the tree by a loud voice.
“Gamma, Staryu’s annoying me again!” A voice sounded the house, making the floor shake like an earthquake. Gamma sighed, her crimson frame glinted near the window. Her black hand tapping the glass.
“I have to get that fixed…” Gamma ignored Queenie’s complaint, and then fell to the brown floor as another shout shook the house.
“GAMMA?!?” The noise came from upstairs, Gamma groggily got up, and like as if nothing had happened, marched up the large stairs, and into a bedroom. It was a plain, wooden room, with three, white sheeted beds. Just as boring, there was a large window at the back.
As her green eyes scanned the area, Gamma saw a coal black creature. It had stars glinting above it. With a small horn on it’s head, and an angry look in it’s eyes.
“What is it now Queenie…?” Gamma sighed, the pokemon marched towards her with slow steps, pointing a podgy finger at someone in the shadows.
“Like I said, Staryu’s annoying me!” A female voice came out of the large mouth, this was none other than a shiny Nidoqueen. Typical, Staryu and Queenie never got along with each other, Gamma knew what would happen next.
“No way, she’s the one bothering me!” A male voice protested, Gamma pointed a laser blaster at the shadows.
“Staryu, come out of your hiding place…” On her word, a light-brownish pokemon came out, it had a ruby in the middle of it’s body and looked remarkably like the everyday starfish. With a tinge of yellow on the sides of the ruby.
“Staryu, don’t annoy Queenie, you know I hate it…” Gamma ordered, the yellow helmet on her head bobbed up and down slowly. Staryu drooped slightly.
“Aw… but Gamma--” He began to protest, but his owner stopped him.
“No, you can’t annoy your comrade, now OUT!!!!” She pointed her robotic finger to the door, grumbling, Staryu floated out, but when he did, he pressed one of his five points to the door.
“Now Queenie, I got a message from your friend, Lyoko…” He could hear Gamma’s voice, another earthquake made him fall to the floor.
“REALLY?!?, OH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED!!!” But then the earthquakes stopped, Staryu sweat dropped as Queenie said.
“Um… What is it?” Staryu sighed.
Stupid Nidoqueen, she can’t do anything right… Then he shoved the point back to the oaken door.
“Well, she said that you’re invited to a sleepover at her house, she also told me, to tell you, not to tell Staryu or Scyther, because it’s a girls only gig…” Staryu was very annoyed at this.
Darn!… He listened a little bit more.
“Anything else?”
“Yes, she wants you to bring some make-up!” He could hear metallic footsteps, but, Staryu didn’t get away in time. Gamma pushed the door open, and she did it hard. Staryu was slammed into the wall, he waited before the robot was out of hearing range before getting a point free, and muttering.
“Note: Don’t do this at home kids…” He pulled himself free, and then marched off, limping slightly, away from the large, earthquake making monster.
Later, Staryu decided to tell Scyther, the last pokemon of Gamma’s team what was going on, and he knew just where to find the overly large bug. Staryu came out of the Japanese-like house, and into a nice, clean and sweet smelling garden.
The smell of the bluebells make me sick every time… Staryu commented before turning around the bend, and into the fresh water swimming pool. He jetted towards the sound of a piece of metal, accompanied by a Spanish voice.
“Aha, it is complete!” Staryu jumped out of the pool, aware that he was dripping wet, and then into the shrubs. After a few moments of “OUCH!” and “OOCHIES!!!”. Staryu found a small bit of the garden. Little splinters went into his lower points. He turned to see a large, light green bug. It had a pair of giant scythes for hands. With a squared snout, it had fiery red eyes and a pair of bug-like wings on it’s back. The sharp scythes were cutting away at some wood.
“Now onto my next--” The Scyther had a Spanish accent, but his smooth voice was interrupted.
“Ahem…” He turned to see Staryu.
“Ah, what is it that you want, El splashyface?” Scyther asked the annoying little star.
“First, don’t call me El splashyface, and second, I have some news for you…” Staryu began.
“Fire away!” His green friend willingly said.
“Well, as you know I used to be a ninja at a top secret training school…” The stupid little fish began to blab on about his claimed to be “Ninja past”. Scyther listened, even though he knew Staryu was lying.
“… So, using my brilliant hearing, I heard about Queenie going to a sleepover, but, there were no boys allowed. So, I have decided to get our small group, and trash the party!” Scyther yelled at this.
“CRASH MY SWEETHEART’S PARTY?!?, NO WAY!!!!!” He ranted, Staryu put on a fiendish look, and then took out one of the flowerpots, with a lovely assortment of flowers in it. He pointed his head at it.
“Crash the party with me or the geraniums get it!” Staryu knew that Scyther had a weak spot for flowers. The bug pokemon squealed.
“EEK! NOT MY GERANIUMS, FINE!!!!!!!!” The bug pokemon, was tough, but he was nice on the inside, but it was what made him so pathetic, Staryu pushed the geraniums to Scyther and said.
“I knew you’d see things my way…“ Staryu watched as Scyther put the flowers away.
“But, I know this won’t work…” The bug muttered, Staryu responded to it.
“Why’s that?” Scyther turned to him.
“Remember the last time you tried to wreck a party?” Staryu suddenly froze, he’d tried to wreck a party Gamma had gone to, but the stink bomb detonated before he had time to drop it.
“I was smelling like rotten eggs for ten weeks…” He shivered at remembering the stench it gave off and then made his way back to the house, Scyther followed, aware that something was going to go VERY wrong.
He’ll fail, I know that… The Spanish bug thought.
Queenie began to get ready, she had a blanket, some beauty type poke blocks, and some turquoise nail polish in her bag. It was just an ordinary school bag to some, but to her, it was a gem.
This is going to be the best sleepover ever! She thought, unaware of the danger close at hand. Queenie’s coal black tail thumped happily as she marched down the stairs. As she walked through the hallway, a small cabinet shook. Inside, however, it had been carved, so the place looked really big, like a cavern. As soon as Queenie had left the area, Staryu darted to the cabinet, and closed it’s door behind him.
“Okay, is everyone here?” He asked, there were four others, one was Scyther. Another, was a large chicken-like creature, with fiery-red feathers and a beak that was curved down. It’s blue-grey eyes looked around the area. The Blaziken nodded.
“I’m here…” He answered, and then looked towards a hyperactive figure. It was a large monkey-like creature with cream fur all over it’s body, there were tan legs and arms to be seen, it wore some black bands on them.
“I’m here too, yeah, yeah, yeah!” It jumped slightly. Staryu sighed, Scratch the Primeape wasn’t as nice as Blaze. He’d been crazy since birth, Staryu then turned to a large bird. It had a pink and yellow crest on it’s head. With a large sandy coloured body and with a pair of large wings. It’s wise eyes blinked.
“Yes, Featherdance the Pidgeot, reporting for duty!” His soldier-like voice commanded, and saluted Staryu, the fish responded with saluting Featherdance back. Staryu knew the Pidgeot from a long time back. But, he snapped out of his memories and focused on his goal.
“Right, as you probably know from Scyther’s message, that Queenie is going to a girls only party. Like last time, we are going to go to that party…” He got out an image of the house she was going to, it was a lovely pagoda, owned by some rich snob. Staryu got out some crayons, and crudely drew himself and the rest putting the house on fire, he then drew Queenie and her friends saying: AHHH!, PLZ DON‘T HURT US, WE‘RE JUST SOME DUMB NOOOOBS!!!!!!!.
“… And trash it!” He turned to a small draw labelled “Equepmunt”. Featherdance spoke up.
“Uhh… sir? You spelled equipment wrong!” He pointed towards the sign, but Staryu held out one of his points.
“Who cares? Anyway, here’s our equipment…” He opened the door, the gang looked at the weapons. There was a trick Spinarak, some toilet paper, a bucket full of fake worms and…
“SWEET OMEGA, THAT’S THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD!” Scratch shouted. He jumped so high that he went through the ceiling. The others just stared at the hole made by the giant ape. Staryu grinned, he grabbed a pencil and paper, and wrote on: Operation: Kick the girls party in the rear!
The war has begun… Staryu thought evilly. He laughed silently, and then turned to the group.
“Troop, left march, move out!” On his word, the small group, without Scratch, moved out, military-like. A small, muffled voice muttered.
“Wait… for me… urgh…”
It was now dusk, but still very hot. Inside a large pagoda, some laughter could be heard. Queenie was inside the large building, inside a bedroom. It was pink, with a lot of girly stuff that makes boys go: AHHHH, IT BURNS!!!!!! The large Nidoqueen laughed with a small group of pokemon. She looked at what appeared to be a yellow creature. It had two, large, black-tipped ears. With beady eyes, it’s stomach was a white shade, and on it’s tail was a bright red orb.
“Lyoko, you hold the best sleepover parties!” Queenie complemented, and got out her turquoise nail-polish. The Ampharos giggled.
“Thank you, I do!” She bowed, and turned to another Nidoqueen, this one, was not black, instead, it was turquoise, and was putting on coal black nail-polish. Queenie was disgusted.
“Ew, you use that nail-polish?” The other Nidoqueen fought back.
“Well, you use that nail-polish!” She pointed towards Queenie’s now coloured turquoise claws.
“Now, now girls, don’t fight, all we have to do, is wait for Brynx!” Lyoko stepped in. Just as the door opened, the three turned to see a black, cat-like bodied creature. It had a rabbit-like head with yellow stripes on it’s ears. There were some yellow circles on it’s legs and another stripe on it’s tail. The Umbreon’s blood-red eyes looked at everyone.
“What are you staring at… ?” She asked rudely, the spiked, black, collar on her neck glistened slightly. The others laughed.
“You always say that at our sleepovers Brynx!”
“Aw c’mon Brynx, lighten up and stop being a Goth for once!” But Brynx shook her head.
“No way, being a Goth is my culture!” She sighed as the others just laughed. But then Brynx remembered something while she was heading over to the pagoda.
“Guys, I also saw some boys heading our way, they said something about trashing our sleepover--” Brynx stopped, Queenie froze, and then asked.
“Tell me something, were two of the boys a Staryu and a Scyther?” Brynx nodded. Outside the boys felt the ground shake as a voice shouted out.
“STARYU AND SCYTHER, YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!!!!!!!!!” Staryu gulped.
“This is going to be harder than I thought it would…” He got out the trick Spinarak. Okay, we all know that the girls hate bugs. That’s why I brought this.
“A toy Spinarak, how original…” Blaze sarcastically muttered, but was hit on the head by Scratch.
“So, we’re going to play a little trick on them!” Staryu laughed evilly… AGAIN! The others joined in, except Blaze who thought that the plan was stupid, I think so too, and this is the oldest trick in the book…
Meanwhile, back with the girls, Queenie paced back and forth thinking of a plan.
“So, somehow, my partners found out… maybe we can give them a taste of their own medicine!” She immediately whispered something in Brynx’s ear. She didn’t laugh, but nodded.
“Yes, I think that might do the trick…” She rushed to the kitchen, Lyoko followed. Queenie then turned to Sara.
“Sara, I want you to be my second in command, for you know what this means?” She asked the normal Nidoqueen, Sara gasped.
“Y-Y-You don’t mean--”
“War Sara, war…” Queenie finished the sentence for her friend. In the kitchen, Brynx and Lyoko got a large pot ready.
“So then, what do we need?” Lyoko asked the Gothic Umbreon, Brynx got out a list of things. Lyoko scanned them, and put on a fiendish look.
“Oh, I see what Queenie wants…” She went into the cabinet, and was about to get out the ingredients, but the narrator changes the scene back to the boys. Why? Because I’m the author and you’re NOT nyah! (blows raspberry). Anyway, Staryu jumped bravely onto Featherdance’s back. The huge pigeon-like creature’s wings beat hard, and Staryu felt himself in the night sky.
“Okay, to the kitchen Featherdance!” He pointed towards a window, two figures were in an urban-like area. On his word, the Pidgeot soared towards the window. Staryu jumped, and aimed at the window above, but he missed, and hit the wall instead. The fishy pokemon slid down. Featherdance sighed and using his talons, grabbed Staryu’s back.
“Man, two words for you: Diet time!” Featherdance muttered, Staryu hit him with the toy Spinarak and then, with a few words that cannot be printed on a PG story. Placed Staryu in the window above.
“Gee, someone hasn’t been here for ages…” Staryu said to himself, the room was very old, and the walls were very cracked. The floor had some holes in it, and right underneath, was the kitchen. Staryu grinned and put the fake Spinarak through the floor. A squeal could be heard, and Staryu snickered slightly.
Lyoko screamed, she had a fear of bugs, she froze as Brynx wasn’t affected. The Umbreon just simply went over to it, broke the string off, and stomped on the poor thing. It squeaked like a Houndoom’s toy.
“Relax, it’s just a squeaky toy…” She plainly said, and continued her work, before saying.
“… The war has started…”
Back up in the spooky room, Staryu cried.
“NOOO! BOB!!!!!” He mourned over the ‘supposedly dead’ squeaky toy. Unaware that there was a purple hand behind him. The scene changes to outside the room, with a sign saying: Please watch out, this is ghost pokemon habitat. Outside the pagoda, a scream could be heard. Scyther sighed.
“I knew it was going to go wrong…” Blaze agreed.
“I’m surprised that boats on the English Channel didn’t hear that…” He sighed, and slapped his forehead. Scratch got out the toilet paper.
“So then, what do we do with these?” Blaze took one from Scratch, and answered.
“Like this!” He got hold of one end, and tossed the thing upwards, it landed inside a window, and somehow, tied itself onto the bed. Pulling it to make sure the toilet paper was firm. Blaze began to climb up the pagoda. Scyther began to take flight using his wings, while Scratch did the same as Blaze.
Inside the bedroom, Queenie and Sara noticed that someone had managed to get toilet paper onto Lyoko’s bed. They looked out of the window to see Blaze climbing up. Sara began panicking.
“WHADDWE DO?!?, WHADDWE DO?!?, WERE DOOMED!!!!!!!!” Queenie hit her on the head. Making the Nidoqueen calm down, Queenie winked at Sara and got out some safety scissors.
“Oh, I see…” She smiled devilishly, and watched as Queenie looked out of the window.
Blaze was about halfway up the pagoda when he heard a voice.
“Oh Blaze…” He looked up to see Queenie, with a pair of scissors in her hand!
“Don’t you dare!” He ordered, but Queenie nodded, she put the scissors to the toilet paper and…
“AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” Blaze began to fall about a thousand feet above the ground. The falling toilet paper caught in Scyther’s wings and he fell down with Blaze too. Scratch, however, was still at the bottom, all tangled up in his toilet paper.
“I hate this stuff…” He muttered, but didn’t see Blaze coming down, and was squished by a Blaziken and a Scyther.
“DARN YOU!!!!!” Blaze gave Queenie and Sara a knuckle sandwich while the two laughed like no tomorrow.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, things were getting a bit frantic, Brynx was shouting at Lyoko.
“HOW MUCH DID YOU PUT IN?!?” She demanded, Lyoko became nervous and whispered.
“I didn’t know how much to put in so…” She brought out a bottle.
“… I put all of the sauce in…” Brynx screamed at this and shouted.
“YOU DO REALISE THAT FI YOU PUT TOO MUCH IN, THEN MIX IT WITH BRUSSEL SPROUTS WILL TURN IT INTO A NUCLEAR BOMB!!!!!!!!!!” She ran upstairs and told the news to Sara and Queenie, the two gasped.
“… We’re so toast…” Sara managed to say, before running downstairs. But, Queenie put on a fiendish look and said.
“I have an idea…” She ran downstairs too, and told the others her idea.
“Yeah, it just might work!” Sara agreed, the four decided to do what they must.
Staryu, had managed to escape the ghost pokemon habitat, he swooped down on Featherdance’s back. He saw the others, all lying down on the floor.
“Hey guys, what happened?” He asked them, Blaze got up weakly.
“Let’s just say we need to bring rope next time!” He answered, and then turned to a door opening. The boys gasped at what came out, it was the girls, and they were holding a white flag. Queenie looked very sad.
“I’m sorry, but we’ve decided to surrender…” She told them, the boys, except Scyther jumped for joy.
“… The pagoda is yours…” Lyoko said, and then allowed them to go inside. Scyther went up to Queenie.
“I’m sorry about what we did, Staryu threatened my flowers y’see, I was going to give them to you…” Queenie smiled.
“It’s okay, you’re forgiven…” She touched his scythe softly, but then all of a sudden, the love moment was interrupted by a loud…
“BOOM!!!!!!!”
The pagoda blew up in a mushroom formation, and Staryu, Featherdance, Scratch and Blaze, blew off into the sky. Staryu screamed.
“I’LL BE BACK, YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” But he was too far away to hear, and was ignored by the laughter of Queenie, Lyoko, Sara and Brynx. Scyther’s jaw dropped.
“What on earth did you do?” He was handed a list of ingredients, it read: Hot Sauce, Baking Powder, Pokecola and Nitrogen, WARNING: If you add Brussels sprouts to this mixture, then it will become a nuclear bomb. Scyther looked a little bit confused.
“… That was the last trap Staryu planned to use on you…”
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By: E-102 Gamma
Starring: Scyther, Staryu, E-102 Gamma and Queenie the shiny Nidoqueen.
Co. Starring: Blaze the Blaziken, Scratch the Primeape, Lyoko the Ampharos, Brynx the Gothic Umbreon, Sara the normal Nidoqueen and Featherdance the military Pidgeot.
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It was a very hot, and sunny day in the small town of Serebeth, the Spearow were cawing out quite happily next to a sign that read: Welcome to Serebeth, population: more than we can count! Until they were thrown of the tree by a loud voice.
“Gamma, Staryu’s annoying me again!” A voice sounded the house, making the floor shake like an earthquake. Gamma sighed, her crimson frame glinted near the window. Her black hand tapping the glass.
“I have to get that fixed…” Gamma ignored Queenie’s complaint, and then fell to the brown floor as another shout shook the house.
“GAMMA?!?” The noise came from upstairs, Gamma groggily got up, and like as if nothing had happened, marched up the large stairs, and into a bedroom. It was a plain, wooden room, with three, white sheeted beds. Just as boring, there was a large window at the back.
As her green eyes scanned the area, Gamma saw a coal black creature. It had stars glinting above it. With a small horn on it’s head, and an angry look in it’s eyes.
“What is it now Queenie…?” Gamma sighed, the pokemon marched towards her with slow steps, pointing a podgy finger at someone in the shadows.
“Like I said, Staryu’s annoying me!” A female voice came out of the large mouth, this was none other than a shiny Nidoqueen. Typical, Staryu and Queenie never got along with each other, Gamma knew what would happen next.
“No way, she’s the one bothering me!” A male voice protested, Gamma pointed a laser blaster at the shadows.
“Staryu, come out of your hiding place…” On her word, a light-brownish pokemon came out, it had a ruby in the middle of it’s body and looked remarkably like the everyday starfish. With a tinge of yellow on the sides of the ruby.
“Staryu, don’t annoy Queenie, you know I hate it…” Gamma ordered, the yellow helmet on her head bobbed up and down slowly. Staryu drooped slightly.
“Aw… but Gamma--” He began to protest, but his owner stopped him.
“No, you can’t annoy your comrade, now OUT!!!!” She pointed her robotic finger to the door, grumbling, Staryu floated out, but when he did, he pressed one of his five points to the door.
“Now Queenie, I got a message from your friend, Lyoko…” He could hear Gamma’s voice, another earthquake made him fall to the floor.
“REALLY?!?, OH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED!!!” But then the earthquakes stopped, Staryu sweat dropped as Queenie said.
“Um… What is it?” Staryu sighed.
Stupid Nidoqueen, she can’t do anything right… Then he shoved the point back to the oaken door.
“Well, she said that you’re invited to a sleepover at her house, she also told me, to tell you, not to tell Staryu or Scyther, because it’s a girls only gig…” Staryu was very annoyed at this.
Darn!… He listened a little bit more.
“Anything else?”
“Yes, she wants you to bring some make-up!” He could hear metallic footsteps, but, Staryu didn’t get away in time. Gamma pushed the door open, and she did it hard. Staryu was slammed into the wall, he waited before the robot was out of hearing range before getting a point free, and muttering.
“Note: Don’t do this at home kids…” He pulled himself free, and then marched off, limping slightly, away from the large, earthquake making monster.
Later, Staryu decided to tell Scyther, the last pokemon of Gamma’s team what was going on, and he knew just where to find the overly large bug. Staryu came out of the Japanese-like house, and into a nice, clean and sweet smelling garden.
The smell of the bluebells make me sick every time… Staryu commented before turning around the bend, and into the fresh water swimming pool. He jetted towards the sound of a piece of metal, accompanied by a Spanish voice.
“Aha, it is complete!” Staryu jumped out of the pool, aware that he was dripping wet, and then into the shrubs. After a few moments of “OUCH!” and “OOCHIES!!!”. Staryu found a small bit of the garden. Little splinters went into his lower points. He turned to see a large, light green bug. It had a pair of giant scythes for hands. With a squared snout, it had fiery red eyes and a pair of bug-like wings on it’s back. The sharp scythes were cutting away at some wood.
“Now onto my next--” The Scyther had a Spanish accent, but his smooth voice was interrupted.
“Ahem…” He turned to see Staryu.
“Ah, what is it that you want, El splashyface?” Scyther asked the annoying little star.
“First, don’t call me El splashyface, and second, I have some news for you…” Staryu began.
“Fire away!” His green friend willingly said.
“Well, as you know I used to be a ninja at a top secret training school…” The stupid little fish began to blab on about his claimed to be “Ninja past”. Scyther listened, even though he knew Staryu was lying.
“… So, using my brilliant hearing, I heard about Queenie going to a sleepover, but, there were no boys allowed. So, I have decided to get our small group, and trash the party!” Scyther yelled at this.
“CRASH MY SWEETHEART’S PARTY?!?, NO WAY!!!!!” He ranted, Staryu put on a fiendish look, and then took out one of the flowerpots, with a lovely assortment of flowers in it. He pointed his head at it.
“Crash the party with me or the geraniums get it!” Staryu knew that Scyther had a weak spot for flowers. The bug pokemon squealed.
“EEK! NOT MY GERANIUMS, FINE!!!!!!!!” The bug pokemon, was tough, but he was nice on the inside, but it was what made him so pathetic, Staryu pushed the geraniums to Scyther and said.
“I knew you’d see things my way…“ Staryu watched as Scyther put the flowers away.
“But, I know this won’t work…” The bug muttered, Staryu responded to it.
“Why’s that?” Scyther turned to him.
“Remember the last time you tried to wreck a party?” Staryu suddenly froze, he’d tried to wreck a party Gamma had gone to, but the stink bomb detonated before he had time to drop it.
“I was smelling like rotten eggs for ten weeks…” He shivered at remembering the stench it gave off and then made his way back to the house, Scyther followed, aware that something was going to go VERY wrong.
He’ll fail, I know that… The Spanish bug thought.
Queenie began to get ready, she had a blanket, some beauty type poke blocks, and some turquoise nail polish in her bag. It was just an ordinary school bag to some, but to her, it was a gem.
This is going to be the best sleepover ever! She thought, unaware of the danger close at hand. Queenie’s coal black tail thumped happily as she marched down the stairs. As she walked through the hallway, a small cabinet shook. Inside, however, it had been carved, so the place looked really big, like a cavern. As soon as Queenie had left the area, Staryu darted to the cabinet, and closed it’s door behind him.
“Okay, is everyone here?” He asked, there were four others, one was Scyther. Another, was a large chicken-like creature, with fiery-red feathers and a beak that was curved down. It’s blue-grey eyes looked around the area. The Blaziken nodded.
“I’m here…” He answered, and then looked towards a hyperactive figure. It was a large monkey-like creature with cream fur all over it’s body, there were tan legs and arms to be seen, it wore some black bands on them.
“I’m here too, yeah, yeah, yeah!” It jumped slightly. Staryu sighed, Scratch the Primeape wasn’t as nice as Blaze. He’d been crazy since birth, Staryu then turned to a large bird. It had a pink and yellow crest on it’s head. With a large sandy coloured body and with a pair of large wings. It’s wise eyes blinked.
“Yes, Featherdance the Pidgeot, reporting for duty!” His soldier-like voice commanded, and saluted Staryu, the fish responded with saluting Featherdance back. Staryu knew the Pidgeot from a long time back. But, he snapped out of his memories and focused on his goal.
“Right, as you probably know from Scyther’s message, that Queenie is going to a girls only party. Like last time, we are going to go to that party…” He got out an image of the house she was going to, it was a lovely pagoda, owned by some rich snob. Staryu got out some crayons, and crudely drew himself and the rest putting the house on fire, he then drew Queenie and her friends saying: AHHH!, PLZ DON‘T HURT US, WE‘RE JUST SOME DUMB NOOOOBS!!!!!!!.
“… And trash it!” He turned to a small draw labelled “Equepmunt”. Featherdance spoke up.
“Uhh… sir? You spelled equipment wrong!” He pointed towards the sign, but Staryu held out one of his points.
“Who cares? Anyway, here’s our equipment…” He opened the door, the gang looked at the weapons. There was a trick Spinarak, some toilet paper, a bucket full of fake worms and…
“SWEET OMEGA, THAT’S THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD!” Scratch shouted. He jumped so high that he went through the ceiling. The others just stared at the hole made by the giant ape. Staryu grinned, he grabbed a pencil and paper, and wrote on: Operation: Kick the girls party in the rear!
The war has begun… Staryu thought evilly. He laughed silently, and then turned to the group.
“Troop, left march, move out!” On his word, the small group, without Scratch, moved out, military-like. A small, muffled voice muttered.
“Wait… for me… urgh…”
It was now dusk, but still very hot. Inside a large pagoda, some laughter could be heard. Queenie was inside the large building, inside a bedroom. It was pink, with a lot of girly stuff that makes boys go: AHHHH, IT BURNS!!!!!! The large Nidoqueen laughed with a small group of pokemon. She looked at what appeared to be a yellow creature. It had two, large, black-tipped ears. With beady eyes, it’s stomach was a white shade, and on it’s tail was a bright red orb.
“Lyoko, you hold the best sleepover parties!” Queenie complemented, and got out her turquoise nail-polish. The Ampharos giggled.
“Thank you, I do!” She bowed, and turned to another Nidoqueen, this one, was not black, instead, it was turquoise, and was putting on coal black nail-polish. Queenie was disgusted.
“Ew, you use that nail-polish?” The other Nidoqueen fought back.
“Well, you use that nail-polish!” She pointed towards Queenie’s now coloured turquoise claws.
“Now, now girls, don’t fight, all we have to do, is wait for Brynx!” Lyoko stepped in. Just as the door opened, the three turned to see a black, cat-like bodied creature. It had a rabbit-like head with yellow stripes on it’s ears. There were some yellow circles on it’s legs and another stripe on it’s tail. The Umbreon’s blood-red eyes looked at everyone.
“What are you staring at… ?” She asked rudely, the spiked, black, collar on her neck glistened slightly. The others laughed.
“You always say that at our sleepovers Brynx!”
“Aw c’mon Brynx, lighten up and stop being a Goth for once!” But Brynx shook her head.
“No way, being a Goth is my culture!” She sighed as the others just laughed. But then Brynx remembered something while she was heading over to the pagoda.
“Guys, I also saw some boys heading our way, they said something about trashing our sleepover--” Brynx stopped, Queenie froze, and then asked.
“Tell me something, were two of the boys a Staryu and a Scyther?” Brynx nodded. Outside the boys felt the ground shake as a voice shouted out.
“STARYU AND SCYTHER, YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!!!!!!!!!” Staryu gulped.
“This is going to be harder than I thought it would…” He got out the trick Spinarak. Okay, we all know that the girls hate bugs. That’s why I brought this.
“A toy Spinarak, how original…” Blaze sarcastically muttered, but was hit on the head by Scratch.
“So, we’re going to play a little trick on them!” Staryu laughed evilly… AGAIN! The others joined in, except Blaze who thought that the plan was stupid, I think so too, and this is the oldest trick in the book…
Meanwhile, back with the girls, Queenie paced back and forth thinking of a plan.
“So, somehow, my partners found out… maybe we can give them a taste of their own medicine!” She immediately whispered something in Brynx’s ear. She didn’t laugh, but nodded.
“Yes, I think that might do the trick…” She rushed to the kitchen, Lyoko followed. Queenie then turned to Sara.
“Sara, I want you to be my second in command, for you know what this means?” She asked the normal Nidoqueen, Sara gasped.
“Y-Y-You don’t mean--”
“War Sara, war…” Queenie finished the sentence for her friend. In the kitchen, Brynx and Lyoko got a large pot ready.
“So then, what do we need?” Lyoko asked the Gothic Umbreon, Brynx got out a list of things. Lyoko scanned them, and put on a fiendish look.
“Oh, I see what Queenie wants…” She went into the cabinet, and was about to get out the ingredients, but the narrator changes the scene back to the boys. Why? Because I’m the author and you’re NOT nyah! (blows raspberry). Anyway, Staryu jumped bravely onto Featherdance’s back. The huge pigeon-like creature’s wings beat hard, and Staryu felt himself in the night sky.
“Okay, to the kitchen Featherdance!” He pointed towards a window, two figures were in an urban-like area. On his word, the Pidgeot soared towards the window. Staryu jumped, and aimed at the window above, but he missed, and hit the wall instead. The fishy pokemon slid down. Featherdance sighed and using his talons, grabbed Staryu’s back.
“Man, two words for you: Diet time!” Featherdance muttered, Staryu hit him with the toy Spinarak and then, with a few words that cannot be printed on a PG story. Placed Staryu in the window above.
“Gee, someone hasn’t been here for ages…” Staryu said to himself, the room was very old, and the walls were very cracked. The floor had some holes in it, and right underneath, was the kitchen. Staryu grinned and put the fake Spinarak through the floor. A squeal could be heard, and Staryu snickered slightly.
Lyoko screamed, she had a fear of bugs, she froze as Brynx wasn’t affected. The Umbreon just simply went over to it, broke the string off, and stomped on the poor thing. It squeaked like a Houndoom’s toy.
“Relax, it’s just a squeaky toy…” She plainly said, and continued her work, before saying.
“… The war has started…”
Back up in the spooky room, Staryu cried.
“NOOO! BOB!!!!!” He mourned over the ‘supposedly dead’ squeaky toy. Unaware that there was a purple hand behind him. The scene changes to outside the room, with a sign saying: Please watch out, this is ghost pokemon habitat. Outside the pagoda, a scream could be heard. Scyther sighed.
“I knew it was going to go wrong…” Blaze agreed.
“I’m surprised that boats on the English Channel didn’t hear that…” He sighed, and slapped his forehead. Scratch got out the toilet paper.
“So then, what do we do with these?” Blaze took one from Scratch, and answered.
“Like this!” He got hold of one end, and tossed the thing upwards, it landed inside a window, and somehow, tied itself onto the bed. Pulling it to make sure the toilet paper was firm. Blaze began to climb up the pagoda. Scyther began to take flight using his wings, while Scratch did the same as Blaze.
Inside the bedroom, Queenie and Sara noticed that someone had managed to get toilet paper onto Lyoko’s bed. They looked out of the window to see Blaze climbing up. Sara began panicking.
“WHADDWE DO?!?, WHADDWE DO?!?, WERE DOOMED!!!!!!!!” Queenie hit her on the head. Making the Nidoqueen calm down, Queenie winked at Sara and got out some safety scissors.
“Oh, I see…” She smiled devilishly, and watched as Queenie looked out of the window.
Blaze was about halfway up the pagoda when he heard a voice.
“Oh Blaze…” He looked up to see Queenie, with a pair of scissors in her hand!
“Don’t you dare!” He ordered, but Queenie nodded, she put the scissors to the toilet paper and…
“AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” Blaze began to fall about a thousand feet above the ground. The falling toilet paper caught in Scyther’s wings and he fell down with Blaze too. Scratch, however, was still at the bottom, all tangled up in his toilet paper.
“I hate this stuff…” He muttered, but didn’t see Blaze coming down, and was squished by a Blaziken and a Scyther.
“DARN YOU!!!!!” Blaze gave Queenie and Sara a knuckle sandwich while the two laughed like no tomorrow.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, things were getting a bit frantic, Brynx was shouting at Lyoko.
“HOW MUCH DID YOU PUT IN?!?” She demanded, Lyoko became nervous and whispered.
“I didn’t know how much to put in so…” She brought out a bottle.
“… I put all of the sauce in…” Brynx screamed at this and shouted.
“YOU DO REALISE THAT FI YOU PUT TOO MUCH IN, THEN MIX IT WITH BRUSSEL SPROUTS WILL TURN IT INTO A NUCLEAR BOMB!!!!!!!!!!” She ran upstairs and told the news to Sara and Queenie, the two gasped.
“… We’re so toast…” Sara managed to say, before running downstairs. But, Queenie put on a fiendish look and said.
“I have an idea…” She ran downstairs too, and told the others her idea.
“Yeah, it just might work!” Sara agreed, the four decided to do what they must.
Staryu, had managed to escape the ghost pokemon habitat, he swooped down on Featherdance’s back. He saw the others, all lying down on the floor.
“Hey guys, what happened?” He asked them, Blaze got up weakly.
“Let’s just say we need to bring rope next time!” He answered, and then turned to a door opening. The boys gasped at what came out, it was the girls, and they were holding a white flag. Queenie looked very sad.
“I’m sorry, but we’ve decided to surrender…” She told them, the boys, except Scyther jumped for joy.
“… The pagoda is yours…” Lyoko said, and then allowed them to go inside. Scyther went up to Queenie.
“I’m sorry about what we did, Staryu threatened my flowers y’see, I was going to give them to you…” Queenie smiled.
“It’s okay, you’re forgiven…” She touched his scythe softly, but then all of a sudden, the love moment was interrupted by a loud…
“BOOM!!!!!!!”
The pagoda blew up in a mushroom formation, and Staryu, Featherdance, Scratch and Blaze, blew off into the sky. Staryu screamed.
“I’LL BE BACK, YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” But he was too far away to hear, and was ignored by the laughter of Queenie, Lyoko, Sara and Brynx. Scyther’s jaw dropped.
“What on earth did you do?” He was handed a list of ingredients, it read: Hot Sauce, Baking Powder, Pokecola and Nitrogen, WARNING: If you add Brussels sprouts to this mixture, then it will become a nuclear bomb. Scyther looked a little bit confused.
“… That was the last trap Staryu planned to use on you…”
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