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Oooooo. The return of Dean. The gym battle was hilarious
As Miror B. stuffed his bicycles back into his afro,
"Rayquaza," said Jack sternly, "What have I told you about causing wanton destruction in populated areas?"
Consider yourself added. As for the afro thing, you may have given me an idea...I wonder what would happen if miror b. stood on his head and disappeared into his afro? and could you add me to your pm list?
You're added.This was a hilarious chapter! Hooray for the return of Dean! May I be put on the PM List?
Thanks. Sometimes when ideas for this fic come to me, some of them make me laugh out loud. What Jack did to win against Koga, that was one of those.Now, for this chapter itself... It didn't seem quite as funny to me as some of the others, but Jack's way of handling the Gym battle was pretty funny.
Well, not everything. He doesn't have the last three badges in there.The afro of unlimited storage. Traveling with Miror B. must be fun. He's got everything you could possibly need for anything in there.
The Pokedex has its off days.Also, it's good that Jack had the Pokedex change the chapter title, because this chapter had nothing to do with the Cycling Road. Even if they hadn't missed narrating it because of arguing about said chapter title, riding on bikes down a hill is not important in the scheme of things.
Don't forget who else you bump into in Silph Co....Anyway, I'll be eagerly waiting for the next chapter! (More Team Rocket. That's going to be interesting...)
Missingno. Master said:Don't forget who else you bump into in Silph Co....
When is the next chapter coming up?
Chapter 30: Bad Guys, Badly Named Rivals, And Even Worse Chapter Titles- Oh My!
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!"
"Hello, Jack," hissed Cheeseball, his hair dripping with vomit. Jack found him self fighting the urge to laugh.
"Yeah, worst timing ever," said Jack. "In case you haven't noticed, Team Rocket's taken over this entire building."
Uh oh...Consider yourself added. As for the afro thing, you may have given me an idea...
Chapter 30: Bad Guys, Badly Named Rivals, And Even Worse Chapter Titles- Oh My!
"Now use Sludge!" called Jack. Weezing launched twin streams of rancid black gunk from its mouths. The Sludge ricocheted off of Blastoise's shell, made an arc in midair, and landed squarely on Cheeseball's hair.
Wordlessly, Cheesball, whose hair was now dripping with Weezing's Sludge in addition to Jack's vomit, withdrew Blastoise and walked towards the warp tile with as much dignity as he could muster. Which, in Jack's opinion, was not much. As he stepped on the tile, he spun around violently, causing globs of puke and sludge to fly off his hair and strike the walls. As Cheeseball finally vanished, Jack withdrew Weezing and nonchalantly brushed a glob of his own puke off of his shirt.
"Well, that was messy," said Miror B., as he proceeded to close up a large umbrella and shove it back into his afro.
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!" roared Jack, as his fist connected with the grunt's gut. The trio observed the unfortunate Team Rocket grunt crash through multiple walls before falling onto the roof of what appeared to be Mr. Psybeam's house.
with deans bad breath i think he would have needed it"Yeah," continued Dean, "it was pretty easy. Warped around the building until I could find a grunt I was sure held a Card Key. Tailed him to a deserted corridor, then let him have it. The fool thought I was one of his coworkers at first, offered me a Tic-Tac."
ouch, thats about 4 grunts since i started counting"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!" roared Jack, as his fist connected with the grunt's gut. The trio observed the unfortunate Team Rocket grunt crash through multiple walls before falling onto the roof of what appeared to be Mr. Psybeam's house.
It took a moment for Jack to recover, at which point he decided to look around the new room. There was a wooden table, a few bookshelves, a scared looking scientist holding a Poké Ball in his hand, and his rival Cheeseball, covered in barf, staring angrily at Jack- wait, what?!"
double dose! by the way, did cheeseballs blastoise faint or did cheesball just walk out?"Now use Sludge!" called Jack. Weezing launched twin streams of rancid black gunk from its mouths. The Sludge ricocheted off of Blastoise's shell, made an arc in midair, and landed squarely on Cheeseball's hair.
Wordlessly, Cheesball, whose hair was now dripping with Weezing's Sludge in addition to Jack's vomit, withdrew Blastoise and walked towards the warp tile with as much dignity as he could muster. Which, in Jack's opinion, was not much. As he stepped on the tile, he spun around violently, causing globs of puke and sludge to fly off his hair and strike the walls. As Cheeseball finally vanished, Jack withdrew Weezing and nonchalantly brushed a glob of his own puke off of his shirt
lol! can i put this in my sig?"Hey," said the scientist previously mentioned in the narration. "You're not with Team Rocket, are you?"
"I'm insulted," said Jack. "To think that I, a person with an IQ that goes beyond the single digits and Pokémon that can actually fight, would be a part of Team Rocket."
well i guess we'l have to prepare for trouble next chapter!"Aw, crap," moaned Jack at the sight of Jessie, James, and Meowth.
Blastoise was still capable of battling, albeit only barely. Cheeseball forfeited the match to clean the barf and sludge out of his hair.double dose! by the way, did cheeseballs blastoise faint or did cheesball just walk out?
Feel free! I love it when people quote my story in their sigs!lol! can i put this in my sig?
well i guess we'l have to prepare for trouble next chapter!
good chapter. id kinda like to here whats going on with Missingno. Master if that dosent mess with the story too much.
Yeah, it really doesn't lol. And:"Son of a-"
"Jack, the rating!"
"LIKE IT MATTERS!"
Wow lol. you never fail to entertain. By always failing lol. Keep the gags coming!The president's eyes darted left to right. "Who said anything about it being a lie?" he asked. Jack, Roy, and Miror B. exchanged slightly nauseated looks before quietly backing out of the room, then running like hell to the warp panel.
"Not again," groaned Giovanni."
As for me, I am in my office in the Cyber Town prison, spinning the Wheel Of Execution Methods, deciding on the best way to off the narrator.
"The Unova region?" Miror B. thought to himself. "But that's impossible... I would've known..."
But I'm thinking maybe the sign someone hung on the door that reads 'Do not disturb! Boss Rocket is in here.' may have something to do with it."
"That leaves us with one option. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWNCH!!1!"
"If you call extortion and death threats a vital business discussion,"
"Who said anything about it being a lie?" he asked. Jack, Roy, and Miror B. exchanged slightly nauseated looks before quietly backing out of the room, then running like hell to the warp panel.
I think so.New chapter! Awesome!
Heh heh heh....How many execution methods do you have? Actually, on second thought, don't answer that.
I can assure you, Miror B. is definitely on their side. However, that's not to say that betrayal of some sort won't play a part in the story.What the heck was Miror B. doing in Unova? Wait, I have a theory.
When you said "Or does he?" in response to saying that Miror B. didn't have everything in his afro, the "everything" in question being the last three Gym Badges, it made me think... If he does have the badges and is holding out on Jack and Roy, it means that he's actually not on their side and is instead working with Missingno. Master and will betray Jack at a crucial moment, and he was in Unova on business for Missingno. Master. It all makes sense!
...No, I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Why do you ask?
Not at all.Subtly is not a strong point of Giovanni's, is it?
I've already thought of maybe three more things that can top that, all of which will be seen in this story, as well as the third story. Yes, there will be a third one. I already have a title, and I know what it'll be about....He can punch down doors. I have officially seen everything -- wait, no, you'll find a way to top that, won't you? I'm counting on it.
That's what business discussions are for Team Rocket. That's all the business that they actually want to deal with. Killing and... yeah.
Wouldn't anyone?Yeah, I'd definitely run, too. XD
So, all in all, great chapter, and I can't wait to see more and figure out just what the heck is going on with everything..
"The Unova region?" Miror B. thought to himself. "But that's impossible... I would've known..."
Ah, gotcha.Thoughts should have only italics, not both italics and quotations. Italics and quotations together would probably be for whispering.
Well, the grunts are just stupid like that, they never think to use Mist Stones beforehand. As for Giovanni, he prefers a more cruel approach. He lets opponents believe they have a chance against his Pokemon, then evolves them mid-battle and crushes them.The chapter was good overall, but one thing;
This "PokeGod" thing with the Mist Stones just doesn't make sense, because the grunts and leaders alike always end up using their Mist Stones in battle, and not being able to make PokeGods. Why don't they simply use the Mist Stones earlier, and then already have PokeGods in battle? I don't know if you have an answer to this question planned, but make sure to do something that makes more sense.
Well, explaining right now how they get to and from Unova so quickly would involve a fairly major spoiler being revealed a bit early, so trust me when I say that I have it all figured out.Also, its a continuation issue that Jessie and James now have their Unova persona. If every anime change happens to them, that would mean they are going from Kanto to the other regions and back again many times. I know that the fanfic is supposed to be strange, but sometimes nonsensicalness overloads the strange mechanic.
...Nope, just a three semi-average Team Rocket members.Unless... maybe they are secretly ultimate powers who have the ability to teleport, and they are the true enemy, one that everyone in the whole Pokemon Universe must defeat! That would be a little chaotic.