PokeProphet
Still believing!
Background story:
These are the adventures of the U.S.S. Pokeship. Adventures that started out with just a signature. My signature.
Well, let’s start with the very beginning. My name is PokeProphet, and I am a Pokeshipper. I named myself PokeProphet because of the little stories I told in my signature. Stories called ‘The Pokemon Prophecies’. In those stories, I told about how much I love Pokeshipping , and how it would in the end ‘prevail over all opposing ships’.
Hey, what can I say? Militant shippers need a hobby too.
However, the idea of the Pokemon Prophecies got stale, and I wanted to try something new. Somewhere I picked up the idea of creating a kind of Startrek Scene, replacing the crew with various Pokeshippers I met on the Pokeshipping general discussion. After some thinking, it came out like this;
The reactions of the other Pokeshippers where overwhelming. Well, okay, not overwhelming, but they were positive, which was progress in my case. All the people in it liked the idea and Flygonboy69, a friend from the Leagueshipping thread, even created a spin off:
However, nobody reacted as enthusiastic as Kojho. He suggested making a second part, to tell whatever happened to the U.S.S. Pokeship, and wrote a chapter on it all by himself. Needless to say, I was honoured.
Two days later, I got a PM from Water Spirit. She told me, and some other Pokeshippers, to write a fanfic about us Pokeshippers, instead of the usual stuff about Pokeshipping. This idea gave me the inspiration to work out my signature, and the chapter created by Kojho, into a fic. This fic.
I’m gonna try making it a kind of ‘Star Trek’ parody, replacing the crew with the Pokeshippers and the different parts of the galaxy with parts of this forum. It’s also going to be a ‘switching-author-fic’ meaning Kojho and I are each gonna write a chapter by the turn. In the first chapters, every character in the story will be a Pokeshipper. If you find yourself in the story while you really don’t want to be, PM me and I’ll remove your name from the story. Off course, some bad guys are going to appear in the story as it furthers, but I’m going to ask their permission first.
Before we start, I’d like to thank Kojho, Water Spirit, and all other people appearing in the story for helping me with it and giving me the inspiration to write it. Comments are appreciated. Enjoy!
Chapter one
Captain’s log, stardate 125.534. We’ve just re-entered the conflict zone of the Serebii forums. We’ve been gone for about a month, after Dragonmaster13 had that little cola accident, that warped us right trough seven quadrants. Although it feels good to be home, I can clearly see the crew is tensed.
PokeProphet: Keep your eyes open people. We don’t want to be getting stuck in an altoshipping fanfic or something.
gladdecease: Don’t worry captain. I’ve just completed a long-range sensor check. No enemy ships in a million mile radius. I guess we’re safe, as long as DM13 can keep his glass of cola straight that is.
Dragonmaster13: Very funny.
General Solcray: Actually, being stuck in the alternative anime sections gave me a whole new perspective on things. I think I’m gonna watch Sailor Moon from now on. That show really has a high artistical value.
Pokeplayer984: That, and beautiful teenage girls jumping around in short skirts,
General Solcray: *sweatdrops* Heheh…
gladdecease: *Sigh*
PokeProphet: How are the warp systems doing?
Pokeplayer984: It’s a bit overheated. But it’s doing fine, considering the long distance we’ve gone so far.
PokeProphet: Weapon systems?
Dragonmaster13: Ready to kick hiny!
gladdecease: Hiny?
Dragonmaster13: I’ll get censored if I say ***.
PokeProphet: Well, guess we’re fine then.
*Bleep*
gladdecease: Looks like we spoke to soon, captain. Enemy ships on 500.000 miles and closing! Warp 5!
PokeProphet: I don’t want to get stuck in another flamewar just yet! Can we outrun them?
Pokeplayer984: Negative! Like I said, the engine is overheated. Going to warp 5 now could blow us all to pieces.
*Bleep*
PokeProphet: Any idea’s what kind of ships we’re talking about?
gladdecease: All the kinds that really don’t like us captain. I sense about five ships.
PokeProphet: Hail them!
General Solcray: No response.
gladdecease: Enemy is raising shields and charging weapons captain. They’re on screen now.
Dragonmaster13: Well, looks like we can give those hints we found in the Hoso’s a try. How ‘bout it, captain?
PokeProphet:…
Dragonmaster13: Captain?
PokeProphet: Are the Pokeshipping hints loaded?
Dragonmaster13: Yes captain!
PokeProphet: Okay then. Fire at will!
(Silence)
Dragonmaster13: Captain! Our hints have no effect on the other shippers!
PokeProphet: What the...? gladdecease, report!
gladdecease: They appear to have some thick shield of ignorance around their heads! Our hints can't get through!
Pokeplayer984: Enemy fire!!! They're shooting irrational arguments and wild theories at us!
General Solcray: Flamers on decks 6, 7, 8 and 9!
PokeProphet: Brace yourselves people. This is going to be bad!
Is this the end of the U.S.S. Pokeship? Will our heroes become slaves for the other ships? Join us next time for the answers! Same Pokeshipping time, same Pokeshipping channel.
These are the adventures of the U.S.S. Pokeship. Adventures that started out with just a signature. My signature.
Well, let’s start with the very beginning. My name is PokeProphet, and I am a Pokeshipper. I named myself PokeProphet because of the little stories I told in my signature. Stories called ‘The Pokemon Prophecies’. In those stories, I told about how much I love Pokeshipping , and how it would in the end ‘prevail over all opposing ships’.
Hey, what can I say? Militant shippers need a hobby too.
However, the idea of the Pokemon Prophecies got stale, and I wanted to try something new. Somewhere I picked up the idea of creating a kind of Startrek Scene, replacing the crew with various Pokeshippers I met on the Pokeshipping general discussion. After some thinking, it came out like this;
The reactions of the other Pokeshippers where overwhelming. Well, okay, not overwhelming, but they were positive, which was progress in my case. All the people in it liked the idea and Flygonboy69, a friend from the Leagueshipping thread, even created a spin off:
However, nobody reacted as enthusiastic as Kojho. He suggested making a second part, to tell whatever happened to the U.S.S. Pokeship, and wrote a chapter on it all by himself. Needless to say, I was honoured.
Two days later, I got a PM from Water Spirit. She told me, and some other Pokeshippers, to write a fanfic about us Pokeshippers, instead of the usual stuff about Pokeshipping. This idea gave me the inspiration to work out my signature, and the chapter created by Kojho, into a fic. This fic.
I’m gonna try making it a kind of ‘Star Trek’ parody, replacing the crew with the Pokeshippers and the different parts of the galaxy with parts of this forum. It’s also going to be a ‘switching-author-fic’ meaning Kojho and I are each gonna write a chapter by the turn. In the first chapters, every character in the story will be a Pokeshipper. If you find yourself in the story while you really don’t want to be, PM me and I’ll remove your name from the story. Off course, some bad guys are going to appear in the story as it furthers, but I’m going to ask their permission first.
Before we start, I’d like to thank Kojho, Water Spirit, and all other people appearing in the story for helping me with it and giving me the inspiration to write it. Comments are appreciated. Enjoy!
Chapter one
Captain’s log, stardate 125.534. We’ve just re-entered the conflict zone of the Serebii forums. We’ve been gone for about a month, after Dragonmaster13 had that little cola accident, that warped us right trough seven quadrants. Although it feels good to be home, I can clearly see the crew is tensed.
PokeProphet: Keep your eyes open people. We don’t want to be getting stuck in an altoshipping fanfic or something.
gladdecease: Don’t worry captain. I’ve just completed a long-range sensor check. No enemy ships in a million mile radius. I guess we’re safe, as long as DM13 can keep his glass of cola straight that is.
Dragonmaster13: Very funny.
General Solcray: Actually, being stuck in the alternative anime sections gave me a whole new perspective on things. I think I’m gonna watch Sailor Moon from now on. That show really has a high artistical value.
Pokeplayer984: That, and beautiful teenage girls jumping around in short skirts,
General Solcray: *sweatdrops* Heheh…
gladdecease: *Sigh*
PokeProphet: How are the warp systems doing?
Pokeplayer984: It’s a bit overheated. But it’s doing fine, considering the long distance we’ve gone so far.
PokeProphet: Weapon systems?
Dragonmaster13: Ready to kick hiny!
gladdecease: Hiny?
Dragonmaster13: I’ll get censored if I say ***.
PokeProphet: Well, guess we’re fine then.
*Bleep*
gladdecease: Looks like we spoke to soon, captain. Enemy ships on 500.000 miles and closing! Warp 5!
PokeProphet: I don’t want to get stuck in another flamewar just yet! Can we outrun them?
Pokeplayer984: Negative! Like I said, the engine is overheated. Going to warp 5 now could blow us all to pieces.
*Bleep*
PokeProphet: Any idea’s what kind of ships we’re talking about?
gladdecease: All the kinds that really don’t like us captain. I sense about five ships.
PokeProphet: Hail them!
General Solcray: No response.
gladdecease: Enemy is raising shields and charging weapons captain. They’re on screen now.
Dragonmaster13: Well, looks like we can give those hints we found in the Hoso’s a try. How ‘bout it, captain?
PokeProphet:…
Dragonmaster13: Captain?
PokeProphet: Are the Pokeshipping hints loaded?
Dragonmaster13: Yes captain!
PokeProphet: Okay then. Fire at will!
(Silence)
Dragonmaster13: Captain! Our hints have no effect on the other shippers!
PokeProphet: What the...? gladdecease, report!
gladdecease: They appear to have some thick shield of ignorance around their heads! Our hints can't get through!
Pokeplayer984: Enemy fire!!! They're shooting irrational arguments and wild theories at us!
General Solcray: Flamers on decks 6, 7, 8 and 9!
PokeProphet: Brace yourselves people. This is going to be bad!
Is this the end of the U.S.S. Pokeship? Will our heroes become slaves for the other ships? Join us next time for the answers! Same Pokeshipping time, same Pokeshipping channel.
I see you've put in my sarcasism. Is there a PM list for this? Sign me up! ;371;