The ALL New Caption Contest

[runka]

Lugia: Grrr! I want privacy! *uses Aeroblast*
Oh noes! Everyone flew around the world and returned... to this place!
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Biker: Imma biking on water! Wohooo!*bikes on Lugia and gets blasted away by Hyper Beam*
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Skitty: Wheee! Sexy ride!

 

[Fujitsu]

Biker: NO, mew, NO! Your supposed to be under the truck! Grrrr...

 

[The Lemonkraken]

Deoxys: Holy crud! It's a hot skitty, on a Wailord, now that's action!
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Red Gyrados: I'm too sexy for Johto.
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Biker: Stupid map! It said Route 18 was here. I blame Blaine.
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Brendan: I must do what Skitty's doing! Ride a pokemon...

 

[Ebil McClucky]

Biker:I hate water vanes...
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Tree: Welcome to the Gate!
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Tree:OMG,Hot Skitty on Wailord action!111111!!!!!

I have no chance of winning this...

 

[Zesqio]

Male Surfing Trainer: Which do we go for first? The Red Gyarados, the Lugia, or the Mew.
Female Surfing Trainer: There's a Deoxys over there...
Male Surfing Trainer: Eh, I got 12 of him.
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Skitty: Remember me Wailord! 5 years ago you very rudely rolled over my mother. Never was the same. Well I got you where I want you now!

Wailord used Dive!
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Seel: And when Dewgong left, I guess I just fell apart! <Sob!> <Sob!>
Lugia: *shut up... ugh... how am I gonna get that hot Mew if these pathetic losers keep talking to me...*

 

[V4LOVER]

Deoxys: Now that my whole head is cut off, I will search for the guy with the chainsaw.
Deoxys911: *holds out chainsaw* *snickers*
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Biker: Whoa, look at that Shuckola!
Mew: It's a glitched Magikarp. Missingno. got to it.
Biker: Hmm. Wait...I THOUGHT THE MEW AND TRUCK THING WAS FAKE!
Mew: Umm...this is a mirage! OOOOoooo!
Volkner: Idiot.
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Lugia: How did I ever get that Wailord to think that Skitty was its child?
Creator of place: Er, I did it. Not you.
Wailord: What? Serious!? *dumps Skitty*
Skitty: Help me Wailo-*drowns*
Wailord: *drags creator of place to court in the Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm region*

 

[DieChavsDie]

D911, is it my turn to judge this week, or your again? I cant remember.

Also, I have just remembered, I shall be gone between 5th and 20th of August, so I will be unable to do my week (if there is one, it might be that it goes my week, holiday for 2 weeks, my week again)

 

[Deoxys911]

Wailord: *drags creator of place to court in the Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm region*

(Looks both ways quickly, then erases Wailord.) Oops, my hand slipped!

D911, is it my turn to judge this week, or your again?

Mine again. Yours next time.

 

[Meta_Ridley]

Wailord: I didn't have those white spots on my back before Skitty came on....
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Deoxys: Haha! Indiana Jones couldn't stop me before I flooded the Battle Frontier!
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Gyarados: Where'd that shiny Lapras go....
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Gyarados: How ya doin' down there, Lapras?
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Volkner: Yup. I'mma pimp.
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Volkner's girlfriend: Teehee! No one knows who I am.
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Tree: I'm actually not a Sudowoodo.
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Tree: I've got wood!
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Deoxys: If you look closely, you can see that the building's tears flooded this caption.
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Wailord: Skitty, that's my blowhole, not my...ooh...that feels nice....
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Deoxys: I feel naughty after making this caption.

 

[Deoxys911]

Indiana Jones couldn't stop me before I flooded the Battle Frontier!

If you're referencing what Deoxys is standing on, that's the GTS, not the Battle Dome.

Volkner

That's Palmer, actually. But don't feel bad; V4LOVER made the same mistake.

P.S. That's Anabel, the Salon Maiden, next to Palmer. There's a reason why she's the one next to the Tower Tycoon. I would tell you what it is, but I'm sure you can figure it out.

 

[Cousin_Dan]

Palmer:So Mr shiny Gyarados, you are trapped from all sides by my evil minions, I believe you'll find escape quite impossible. But wait, what's tha-

Mew: weeeeeeeeeeeee

*runs over Palmer with a truck*

Mew: Quickly Gyarados come with me if you want to live. I has a getaway Wailord ready.

Skitty: while you get away I can destroy Palmer's evil minions using assist to copy one of Mew's mighty moves.

*Skitty uses splash and drowns in the sea* *due to the shock of loosing his close friend Wailord commits suicide by bashing his head against rocks on the sea floor*

Gyarados: Wow, that seemed awfully unnecesary seeing as I can swim and Mew already killed the minions with arsenic.

 

[woot21]

woot21: Yes, yes. Everything is going according to plan.
Deoxys911: What are you talking about?
woot21: It's all part of the plan, see. *insane Joker laugh*
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Skitty: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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Brendan: I love you.
LG Girl: Get away from me! The restraining order says 50 feet, not 50 nanometers.
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Mew: Help, there is no driver!
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Biker: Ummm, where'd Palkia go now?
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Brendan: I decided not to stop Team Aqua, since I was "busy" with my girlfriend.

 

[Will-powered Spriter]

Skitty: Oh grow up!
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Deoxys: I'm sinking kyledove's sprites. YAY!
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Mew: Ah, but I'm on top of the truck, so you need HM fly instead!-
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Biker: Darn Lugia! It's ruining my triathalon!

 

[theanime-dialgamazter]

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lol the name is "love is in the air"

Seel: Heey....
Lugia:Get the hell away and bother manaphy
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mew: Wtf.... some one released me.... well.... GOOD RIDDANCE TRUCK I HAVE BEEN IN 2 GENARATIONS too MANY!~!!!
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biker: GYRADOS RETURN...... RETURN.... I SAID FRIGGIN` RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Skitty: but this show is rated y-7......
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leaf: YAYZ A SEEL
Brendan: YAYZ A LUGIA.....
Leaf;: it isin't DarkLugia.
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[woot21]

Guy in Lighthouse: I wonder what would happen if I turned this light off? *does so*
*loud crash*
*at dawn*
Guy in Lighthouse: So, that's what would happen. The S.S. Anne would run into the dock, and then the S.S. Aqua would run into the lighthouse and kill me.

 

[woot21]

Guy in Lighthouse: I wonder what would happen if I turned this light off? *does so*
*loud crash*
*at dawn*
Guy in Lighthouse: So, that's what would happen. The S.S. Anne would run into the dock, and then the S.S. Aqua would run into the lighthouse and kill me.

 

[MaskedManAbsolkid]

Vicar: I now pronounce all of you man and wife.
Brendan: I love you, Green.
Seel: I go after older, bigger women!
Skitty: Same here! ...Wait, I'm a girl too...
Palmer: HAHA! I AM BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!
Tree: I love you, Slowbro. Umm...
Mew: This time, you get under the bed!
Deoxys: I AM OFFICIALLY MARRIED TO MURDER.

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Biker: Ooh, let's look at some shipping!
Brendan: This is Gen 3 Mixed Shipping!
Lugia: This is Water Shipping!
Skitty: This is HSOWA Shipping!
Palmer: This is Tower Shipping!
Slowbro: (At the finish line) Guh?
Mew: This is Let's Annoy The Hell Out Of Newbs Shipping!
Deoxys: THIS IS SPARTA! ...Shipping.

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Red Gyarados: SHOOP DA *shot*

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Biker: Let's all go to the lobby!
Deoxys: The lobby is no more.
Biker: NOOOO! HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT GOING TO THE LOBBY?

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Deoxys911: I'm going to drown you all for an interesting picture, OK?
Everyone: Umm...we can-
Deoxys911: *water fills the area*
Everyone: WE CAN SWIM!
Deoxys911: Oh. ****.

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*insert Slowbro-related caption here*

 

[woot21]

Lugia: I'm going to perform a magic trick. I'm going to make this pencil disappear!
Seel: *comes over to Lugia*
Lugia: *slams Seel's head into the pencil* Ta-da!

 

[Deoxys911]

Closed! Here are the winners:

First Place:

Biker: Ooh, let's look at some shipping!
Brendan: This is Gen 3 Mixed Shipping!
Lugia: This is Water Shipping!
Skitty: This is HSOWA Shipping!
Palmer: This is Tower Shipping!
Slowbro: (At the finish line) Guh?
Mew: This is Let's Annoy The Hell Out Of Newbs Shipping!
Deoxys: THIS IS SPARTA! ...Shipping.

Second Place:

Wailord: Skitty, that's my blowhole, not my...ooh...that feels nice....

Most Creative:

Deoxys: I'm sinking kyledove's sprites. YAY!

Most Random:

Lugia: How did I ever get that Wailord to think that Skitty was its child?
Creator of place: Er, I did it. Not you.
Wailord: What? Serious!? *dumps Skitty*
Skitty: Help me Wailo-*drowns*
Wailord: *drags creator of place to court in the Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm region*

Now, hee is the new picture:

This contest ends on August 2, 2008. DieChavsDie, it'll be your turn to judge. Now, let's caption!

 

[Cavan_II]

Deoxys: I want to be the "center" of attention!
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Sudowoodo: With my new 16-square mat, Dance Dance Revolution will be a breeze!
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Brock: Bleh! What makes Lui-may any different from May?
Blond Woman: For one thing, their side special moves are completely different.
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Poet Man: LIP ENTER SING
IF I DO WET GRAVELER
Decoration Trader: You're weird. This MUDKIP doll once belonged to MICKEY. Would you like to trade for it?
Poet Man: You're weird.
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The Simpsons Fan: This couch gag is not funny simply because the couch is not brown. This episode gets a 3 out of 10.
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Sudowoodo: Blah, blah blah blah, something something something, yadda yadda yadda, Caramelldansen!
Everyone else: Hey, give us a turn!
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Nintendo Staff: Now hiring! We need two identical-looking people to become our new mascot and second fiddle mascot!
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Slowbro: Pink shells are for fruits!
Gray Slowbro: Gray shells are for mentally disabled people!
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Sunkern: What are all those faces?
Drifloon: Those are the Faces of Evil...
Sunkern: Great! I can't wait to Seed Bomb some Dodongos... Drifloon, what's a Dodongo?