;475; Hello everyone to Season 1 of the Amazing Poke-Race! We are currently in Iccirus City, where we will assign each racer into 9 Teams of 2. After, the teams will be taken to the starting line, where they will begin the race of a lifetime around the world, with the grand prize of 1,000,000 (fake) pokedollars on the line. But first, let’s meet our contestants. Hello Kagemushi, how are you?
;123; Kagemushi is great! Kagemushi is getting ready for the race! *Goes off to run around the area*
;475; Okay then! Well let’s go see someone else, shall we? Hello Miss Lilly!
:549: Why hello there, Phil! How are you doing?
;475; I’m doing just fine, Lilly! Now, do you have any strategies for the race?
:549: Not really. I’m just going to enjoy the game, see the sights and go with the flow, you know?
;475; Okay, thank you for your time!
:549: It’s my pleasure.
;475; Moving on, here we have Mofo Jojo!
;392; no her we haz yo momma in yo houz getin redy for dis awzum rac.
;475; That was probably the worst grammar I’ve ever seen in my life.
;392; U HAZ A *Bleep*ING PROBLEM WIH MA *Bleep*ING GRAMER U *Bleep*!!!!!11!!!1!
;475; No, I don’t, but-
;249; You! Fire monkey! Learn how to use proper grammar! Now! *Throws a dictionary at Mofo Jojo’s face*
;475; Yeah, Miss ~SilverLugia~ kind of has a problem with it…
;392; ugh ur telin me…
:570: Hey, what happened here?
;392; u dun wana no
;475; Hello Zoro! How have you been?
:570: You have no idea! The car ride here was so long and uncomfortable and I was so bored! It isn’t even exciting here. The only thing that has been keeping me alive is the excitement for the competition and food. *Makes an illusion hotdog and eats it*
;475; A lot of complaints coming out of you… so, why did you join the Amazing Poke-Race?
:570: For the prize, of course! With $1,00,000, I would buy-
*Random music comes on*
;272; AWW YEAH! This is my jam! *Starts dancing in front of Zoro*
:570: SALSAAAA! GET OUT OF THE WAAAAY! ;_;
;272; *Pays no attention to Zoro and keeps dancing*
;475; Hey Salsa!
;272; *Pays no attention to Phil either*
;475; Okay… *Walks away* Next, we have Crystal!
;196; Why hello Phil. It’s nice to see- *Steps in small mud puddle* EWW, WHAT IS THIS PREPOSTEROUS SUBSTANCE ON MY PAW?!?! GET IT OFF ME!
;475; It’s just a little bit of mud…
;196; Well, this MUD is getting in the way of my beauty!
;475; *Rolls eyes, pulls a rag out of nowhere, and cleans Crystal’s paw* There, is that better?
;196; Much better, thank you.
;475; So, what do you do for a living?
;196; Well, I have a shop back at home where I design only the most beautiful clothes and dresses, especially for my friends.
;475; Oh? And who would they be?
;196; Well, there’s Moonlight Glimmer the Umbreon, Thunder Bolt the Jolteon, Leafwhisper the Leafeon, Blue Brownie the Vaporeon, and Orange Martini the Flareon.
;475; And my little eeveelutions they are!
;196; What?
;475; Nevermind. Next up is Rico!
:560: That’s Twist to you.
;475; Okay then, Twist! I’ve heard that you’re a good dancer. Can you show us some of your moves?
:560: No problem, dude! *Shows off some of his break dancing*
;475; Those are some fine dance skills you-
;040; YOMTAAAAAAH!!!
;475; Woah! Hey Amanda!
;040; Hi host Phil! How’s it going? I’m doing so well, but this Emolga took my Perfect Apple… *sob sob*
;475; It’s okay, it’s just an apple…
;040; Just an apple? JUST AN APPLE?!?! THAT WAS A HIGH QUALITY PERFECT APPLE THAT THAT EMOLGA TOOK FROM RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE! AND- Oh look! The Emolga with my Perfect Apple! YOMTAH! *Runs off*
;475; That was odd…
;373; RRROOOOOAAAARRR!
;475; I’m guessing that must Godzilla flying around in the sky…
;425; Did I just hear a roar?
;475; Don’t worry. That’s just one of our contestants.
;425; Oh, phew!
;475; So, what have you been up to, Trixie?
;425; Oh, I’ve just be exercising my brain with crossword puzzles and the likes.
;153; NOOOO, why can’t I figure this darn puzzle out?
;425; Hey there, would you like my help?
;153; Oh thank you so much! You see… *Goes off with Trixie to get some help with her puzzle*
;475; Well, with that taken care of, here we have the next racer: Beetee!
;474; BZZT! HELLO PHIL, I AM BEETEE THE COMPUTER GENERATED POKEMON!
;475; Well Beetee, what is it like being a computer-generated Pokemon?
;474; BZZT! I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PERSONALITY, AND I HAVE THIS WEIRD GLITCH THAT GUFRRSHIPAJO;L;FH;WUIRGHASGGUZUMISSINGNOHAZLBGHL 404 ERROR *Glows for a second, then a random Miltank appears beside Beetee*
;475; Something like… that?
;474; YES, BZZT! BUT I AM VERY INTELLIGENT AND WILL HELP MY TEAM THROUGH THE THICK AND THIN.
;475; That’s great!
;477; *Runs into Phil*
;475; Hello Kimono!
;477; Hey Phil! Have you seen any girls wearing kimonos around anywhere?
;475; No, sorry dude, and I don’t really want to know why.
;196; *A few feet away* There you go, darling!
;407; *Is wearing a kimono* How many times do I have to tell you that I’m not a –
;477; KIMONOOOOO *Crashes into Aromalia* Hey sexy lady, would you [Insert Perverted Pickup Line Here]
;407; *Uses Poison Jab on Kimono and rips off his kimono* First, that was REALLY perverted. Secondly, I’m a guy!
;477; Oh, that was awkward. Sorry dude, it’s just that whenever I see someone wearing a kimono, I…
;475; That was… strange…
:609: Yes… very…
;475; Hello Chandler! I’ve heard of your works as a Fanfiction writer! Are you working on any new stories?
:609: Actually, I’ve been hoping to get some inspiration for my new story from this game! The story will be called
Total Pokemon Island.
;475; Great! I can’t wait to read it!
:609: You won’t be disappointed!
;197; Hey, I heard a crash over here. What’s going on?
;475; You don’t want to know Amy… anyhow, Amy, how’s it going?
;197; Not bad! Just can’t decide on what I should take with me on the trip…
;475; Most people are getting really anxious to start the game. Are you?
;197; Nope! I preferred that you set this game up carefully and not rush it.
;475; I agree.
:625: *Walks past*
;475; Katniss! May I have a word with you?
:625: If it doesn’t involve you telling me that I will be paired up with Beetee, I don’t want to know.
;197; Beetee? The glitched-up Porygon-Z?
:625: Yes. No one else will suffice. *Walks off*
:632: Well, she’s a picky Bisharp, isn’t she?
;475; Hello Prometheus! What are your plans for the Amazing Poke-Race?
:632: I just want to win and get it over with.
;475; You’re not going to enjoy the travelling, or see the sights, or anything?
:632: Nope.
;475; Okay…
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I went over the Maximum Number of images for a post, so I need to make this in 2 parts. Filler please?