Hey guys, welcome to the first game that I made all by myself, no help. Go me!
This is one of those neverending games. See, there's been a joke going around for over 70 years about a man going into a talent agent's office and introuducing this act that's so leud and disgusting that you're shocked. Then the punchline makes it funny. It doesn't make sense, but whatever.
Anybody can make this joke. Just come up with as many gross things as possible. I wanted an SPPF version to go on forever, everyone just adding on a line. So that's what we'll do. Add on as many violent, gross things as possible.
Rules
1. Keep it tasteful. Due to kids coming and joining this forum, nothing the swear filter blocks out, and everything must be kept at MOST PG-13.
2. If it's impossible, you can't post the action. (aka he licks his elbow, he gets beamed up into space)
3. To talk to someone playing the game, put what you wanna say in ()s.
3. Normal SPPF rules.
4. Have fun!
P.S. If you came up with a version all your own, I'd love to hear it. PM me it.
Kid-friendly, VERY SHORT example:
A man walks into a talent agent's office and says to him, "I have the newest and best act ever. It's a family act. My wife, my boy, and me go out on stage; my wife in a wedding gown, my son in a brown tux, and me in a raincoat. My wife pulls out a hammer and hits my son with it, then I pick him up and teach him about the birds and the bees. And a kind of Gallagher thing happens where he gets a nosebleed and I collect it in a bucket. Then I chuck it at the auidence and we all go "Ta-da!"
The agent goes, "Wow...that's quite an act. What do you call yourselves?" The man snaps his fingers and goes, "The Aristocrats!"
Okay, let's start. Remember, it NEVER ENDS.
A man walks into a talent agent's office and goes, "Do I have an act for you! Well, my wife, my 4 kids, two boys, two girls, and me come out on stage, my wife in a cooking hat and a dress, my kids all holding an elephant tusk, and me in a Yogi Bear costume...
This is one of those neverending games. See, there's been a joke going around for over 70 years about a man going into a talent agent's office and introuducing this act that's so leud and disgusting that you're shocked. Then the punchline makes it funny. It doesn't make sense, but whatever.
Anybody can make this joke. Just come up with as many gross things as possible. I wanted an SPPF version to go on forever, everyone just adding on a line. So that's what we'll do. Add on as many violent, gross things as possible.
Rules
1. Keep it tasteful. Due to kids coming and joining this forum, nothing the swear filter blocks out, and everything must be kept at MOST PG-13.
2. If it's impossible, you can't post the action. (aka he licks his elbow, he gets beamed up into space)
3. To talk to someone playing the game, put what you wanna say in ()s.
3. Normal SPPF rules.
4. Have fun!
P.S. If you came up with a version all your own, I'd love to hear it. PM me it.
Kid-friendly, VERY SHORT example:
A man walks into a talent agent's office and says to him, "I have the newest and best act ever. It's a family act. My wife, my boy, and me go out on stage; my wife in a wedding gown, my son in a brown tux, and me in a raincoat. My wife pulls out a hammer and hits my son with it, then I pick him up and teach him about the birds and the bees. And a kind of Gallagher thing happens where he gets a nosebleed and I collect it in a bucket. Then I chuck it at the auidence and we all go "Ta-da!"
The agent goes, "Wow...that's quite an act. What do you call yourselves?" The man snaps his fingers and goes, "The Aristocrats!"
Okay, let's start. Remember, it NEVER ENDS.
A man walks into a talent agent's office and goes, "Do I have an act for you! Well, my wife, my 4 kids, two boys, two girls, and me come out on stage, my wife in a cooking hat and a dress, my kids all holding an elephant tusk, and me in a Yogi Bear costume...