Morpher01
Bewear my power
Two things inspired this fic.
1. Typhlogirl's latest fic, "Soulless"
and 2. My obsession with Shadow the Hedgehog (game)
Oh, and the main character....is me! Ta-daaaa!!!
Anyway, here it is. A One-shot. Enjoy!
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Pokemon, as few may know, are special beings blessed with natural abilities that far surpass those of humans.
Sadly, many humans believe that, because of “superior intelligence”, they are superior to Pokemon, and treat them like complete garbage.
This is why HE became who he is now. This is why a young teen named Nate, who opposes Pokemon abuse in every way, did what he did.
He killed all who abused Pokemon.
Usually, his style is “brutally mutilate, maul, spindle and shoot first, then ask questions later.” In some cases, however, he is known to encourage stealth and secrecy in order to obtain his goals.
You see, Nate likes to vary in tactics. He thrills in being totally unpredictable. His lack of sanity (actually, he has enough sanity to be serious half the time; he just doesn’t use it much) causes him to do crazy things, such as using a sword as a pogo stick.
His escapades lead him to be wanted by the police for murder, theft, inappropriate use of weaponry, resisting arrest, and making goofy faces at cameras.
His latest escapade would DEFINITELY get the attention of a few arrest warrants.
He was at the Safari Zone in Hoenn. He had paid the entry fee, and had went inside. Everyone there, however, was COMPLETELY unaware of what he would do.
You see, Nate wasn’t there to catch Pokemon.
He was there to blow up the Safari Zone.
Nate was good with math and science, though it bored him beyond compare. He developed a bomb that, when set off, will only harm inorganic structures, as well as human genetics. Because of this, the Pokemon in the Safari Zone would remain completely unharmed.
Nate found a structure that uses Pokeblocks to bait Pokemon, and placed a bomb in it. A note was on it that said, “do not eat this device.” He had the control in his hand. The explosion’s range was large enough to blow up the whole Safari Zone, as well as a good chunk of the humans there. He leapt over the fence, ran about two yards away…
…then pressed the trigger.
The whole Safari Zone exploded, sending bits of shrapnel everywhere.
All the Pokemon inside were safe, but a bit bewildered. They kept looking around, looking for what had caused the explosion. A rocky-looking rhino known as a Rhyhorn immediately started attacking a nearby Electrode, blaming it for the explosion.
Nate let loose a little chuckle, then turned around to head somewhere else, only to be met with about forty police cars, officers everywhere.
“Surrender, Nate.” said a female officer with blue hair named Jenny. “Your reign of destruction ends here.”
“Destruction? You’re kidding, right?” said Nate. “I’m just making it so that no one abuses Pokemon. Is there a law against that, officer?”
A little emphasis was placed on the word “officer”, making it sound sarcastic.
“It’s not WHAT you’re doing, it’s the way you’re doing it.” replied Jenny, starting to get angry. “We’re taking you in. Men, get him!”
A bunch of blue-coated officers brought out their guns, and aimed them at Nate.
“Oh, no.” said Nate sarcastically. “How will I ever escape? Heeheeheehee!!”
Nate pulled out a samurai sword and chopped an officer’s head off with it. He then took the officer’s gun, and shot everyone except Jenny with it.
“Wha-why? Why are you doing this?” asked Jenny, stuttering with fear.
“You’re in my way. I’m getting you out of it.” replied Nate, who then repeatedly shot Jenny until he ran out of ammo. He then blew on the gun and said “One dead Jenny, hold the onions.”
He then pressed a button remote, summoning a black armored vehicle. He got in, then slammed on the gas, driving backward into Jenny’s corpse, the back wheels running it over.
“Oop. Heheh.” said Nate. “Had the silly thing in reverse.”
Nate shifted the gears, then drove forward, driving over Jenny’s corpse AGAIN. He then drove onto the main highway, smashing into many cars as he went. He stopped to get gas by driving at max speed, then turning, skidding right smack into a spot by a gas pump.
“Bond. James Bond.” Nate said.
******
After filling up, he drove off again, smashing into even MORE cars as he went.
*******
No, I’m not like that. I do have the sense of humor, though. And I'm only 13, so I can't drive at all, let alone like THAT. Read, review and rate!
1. Typhlogirl's latest fic, "Soulless"
and 2. My obsession with Shadow the Hedgehog (game)
Oh, and the main character....is me! Ta-daaaa!!!
Anyway, here it is. A One-shot. Enjoy!
********
Pokemon, as few may know, are special beings blessed with natural abilities that far surpass those of humans.
Sadly, many humans believe that, because of “superior intelligence”, they are superior to Pokemon, and treat them like complete garbage.
This is why HE became who he is now. This is why a young teen named Nate, who opposes Pokemon abuse in every way, did what he did.
He killed all who abused Pokemon.
Usually, his style is “brutally mutilate, maul, spindle and shoot first, then ask questions later.” In some cases, however, he is known to encourage stealth and secrecy in order to obtain his goals.
You see, Nate likes to vary in tactics. He thrills in being totally unpredictable. His lack of sanity (actually, he has enough sanity to be serious half the time; he just doesn’t use it much) causes him to do crazy things, such as using a sword as a pogo stick.
His escapades lead him to be wanted by the police for murder, theft, inappropriate use of weaponry, resisting arrest, and making goofy faces at cameras.
His latest escapade would DEFINITELY get the attention of a few arrest warrants.
He was at the Safari Zone in Hoenn. He had paid the entry fee, and had went inside. Everyone there, however, was COMPLETELY unaware of what he would do.
You see, Nate wasn’t there to catch Pokemon.
He was there to blow up the Safari Zone.
Nate was good with math and science, though it bored him beyond compare. He developed a bomb that, when set off, will only harm inorganic structures, as well as human genetics. Because of this, the Pokemon in the Safari Zone would remain completely unharmed.
Nate found a structure that uses Pokeblocks to bait Pokemon, and placed a bomb in it. A note was on it that said, “do not eat this device.” He had the control in his hand. The explosion’s range was large enough to blow up the whole Safari Zone, as well as a good chunk of the humans there. He leapt over the fence, ran about two yards away…
…then pressed the trigger.
The whole Safari Zone exploded, sending bits of shrapnel everywhere.
All the Pokemon inside were safe, but a bit bewildered. They kept looking around, looking for what had caused the explosion. A rocky-looking rhino known as a Rhyhorn immediately started attacking a nearby Electrode, blaming it for the explosion.
Nate let loose a little chuckle, then turned around to head somewhere else, only to be met with about forty police cars, officers everywhere.
“Surrender, Nate.” said a female officer with blue hair named Jenny. “Your reign of destruction ends here.”
“Destruction? You’re kidding, right?” said Nate. “I’m just making it so that no one abuses Pokemon. Is there a law against that, officer?”
A little emphasis was placed on the word “officer”, making it sound sarcastic.
“It’s not WHAT you’re doing, it’s the way you’re doing it.” replied Jenny, starting to get angry. “We’re taking you in. Men, get him!”
A bunch of blue-coated officers brought out their guns, and aimed them at Nate.
“Oh, no.” said Nate sarcastically. “How will I ever escape? Heeheeheehee!!”
Nate pulled out a samurai sword and chopped an officer’s head off with it. He then took the officer’s gun, and shot everyone except Jenny with it.
“Wha-why? Why are you doing this?” asked Jenny, stuttering with fear.
“You’re in my way. I’m getting you out of it.” replied Nate, who then repeatedly shot Jenny until he ran out of ammo. He then blew on the gun and said “One dead Jenny, hold the onions.”
He then pressed a button remote, summoning a black armored vehicle. He got in, then slammed on the gas, driving backward into Jenny’s corpse, the back wheels running it over.
“Oop. Heheh.” said Nate. “Had the silly thing in reverse.”
Nate shifted the gears, then drove forward, driving over Jenny’s corpse AGAIN. He then drove onto the main highway, smashing into many cars as he went. He stopped to get gas by driving at max speed, then turning, skidding right smack into a spot by a gas pump.
“Bond. James Bond.” Nate said.
******
After filling up, he drove off again, smashing into even MORE cars as he went.
*******
No, I’m not like that. I do have the sense of humor, though. And I'm only 13, so I can't drive at all, let alone like THAT. Read, review and rate!