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The best way to kill someone?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Discussion' started by Ethan, Jan 16, 2008.

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  1. Ethan

    Ethan Banned

    Hello! Before I start:

    I think this topic is pretty broad, I mean there are loads of different ways to kill someone! Not to mention if your going to let a poorly disquised poll about about damn cats pass the radar might as well let this one stay. So keep your hands off of this Kirby:(!

    So if you were to kill a person(If you had to.) how would you do it? What would be the best way to get the deed done? Murder weapon?

  2. Munchy.42

    Munchy.42 Well-Known Member

    I'd kill them with someone else, then eat the murder weapon. No evidence! Perfect crime. I suppose...
  3. Freya

    Freya Noam Chompsky

    Most effective: Headshot to the back of the head with a shotgun.
    Most satisfying: Depends on the person, me I would like to kill someone with some elaborate plan that includes sharks and laser beams.
  4. Munchy.42

    Munchy.42 Well-Known Member

    Sharks and laser beams work for me too. *imagines Shoop Da Whooping sharks*
  5. lamp of meow

    lamp of meow Well-Known Member

    Alpha Ray Radiation in food.
    I didn't take the idea from the Russian spy ¬¬
    Alright, I did.

    Cover up would be near impossible, but that's where the dressing up as a Turtle comes in.
  6. sedrtis

    sedrtis ...

    most satisfying would be to shove a flaming chainsaw up the ***
    but the best way would be a single gunshot to the head, no mess, no fuss.
  7. mrdurp4


    impailment by a sharp rusted spike. or beating them with their own cut off arm.
  8. Rave

    Rave Banned

    Making them suffer a slow and painful death.

    By cutting them all over, hang them on a tree and watch them bleed, wash them with vinegar or acid, and lighting them on fire for 5 seconds.
  9. lamp of meow

    lamp of meow Well-Known Member

    I suppose this way is efficient.

    Make them watch The American Office.
  10. Icicle

    Icicle Well-Known Member

    I would use a really sharp icicle. Then it melts away :x
  11. DarkLegend

    DarkLegend The Grand Draconian

    Believe it or not.... really awesome way to kill someone....
    inject an empty syringe into a vein... air enter's the blood vessels and the rest as they say... is history....
  12. Because its really gory, I'd find my enemy, grab them by the throat and stick their head down my garbage grinder. That'll learn em.

    Or force them to watch The Da Vinci Code.
  13. Rave

    Rave Banned

    No, thats a terrible idea.

    Make them watch High School Musical.
  14. lamp of meow

    lamp of meow Well-Known Member

    Rave, that could also work. That'd force them to suicide, meaning you wouldn't go to jail..

    Smart thinking.
  15. mrdurp4


    i thought the idea was to kill them... not make them suffer for the rest of their lives
  16. bobjr

    bobjr It's Fusion, I don't have to expalin it. Staff Member Moderator

    Even worse, make them do the dances.

    Slit their throat when they're sleeping and leave no evidence. I'm not going to prison again.
  17. Munchy.42

    Munchy.42 Well-Known Member

    You win this thread. There can't be anyway worse than that.
  18. Rave

    Rave Banned

    Like I said, I prefer making people suffer in the most horrible way before killing them, and High School Musical is one thing that can surely add more hell into the mixture.
  19. Munchy.42

    Munchy.42 Well-Known Member

    It makes them suffer, then commit suicide. Its a good plan.
  20. lamp of meow

    lamp of meow Well-Known Member

    Another way to make them commit suicide...

    Make them listen to all of Cliff Richard's songs (including covers) for a week.
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