Clearly one of the best ways to kill someone would be to:
All of the "best methods" stated so far are retarded. Use your imagination.
- Kidnap the victim, the victim's family and close friends;
- Keep your victim locked into a chair from one side of a cement room, their family/friends on the other in the same means. Both areas are separated by a glass wall;
- Use a chainsaw to cut off the genitalia of the victim's family and friends while he is forced to watch, then proceed onto the arms/legs;
- Unleash a herd of the most aggressive, ferocious pit bulls and rottweilers on the victim's family/friends while he is forced to watch them suffer and inevitably die;
- Collect the severed genitalia and other body parts of the victim's family and friends and launch them at him;
- After the emotional trauma has been inflicted, skin the victim alive, fully;
- Pour salt all over the victim's entire body to add insult to injury;
- Put the victim inside a burlap sack and toss them into a pool of lava (or nitric acid).
- You're done!
Gay.:O! A thread about what I love best, awesome.
Easy way: Hold someone in a headlock to where your back is touching their shoulder and you are reaching behind you to keep them inclosed in the headlock. Slowly, bring your hand down in a fist towards your waist. Whilst still keeping the victim in a headlock, twist the fist and the waist (at the same time) together and pull it as far as you can out in front of you. If done correctly, this will rip the spine from the back of the skull, instantly killing the person in the headlock. It'll also keep everything together so it looks like they just got knocked out.
Too lazy to list the 5 billion other ways I know how to kill someone, meh. D:
Maybe some of them would like to become hitmen when they grow up?Very good! Now some of the posts here leads me to believe that some of you have actually contemplated murder...which is creepy. Oh well everybody has their talent
Like a modern ninja.A good combination of torture and stealth is best
But anyone can say what Jay did. I said something that was easy and fun to do a lot. Like your Mom, Nny! <3 Also, long time no see!Gay.
Wow Jay, should give me some pointers.
Ironicly, I lost internet when you did, lol.Yeah, I missed you soooooooo much Swampykins. ;~~~~;
My God, that is brilliant! What do you call this combo of yours?Do a Fist of the North Star-esque set of punches while shouting "mudamudamudamuda!!!" then freeze time and say "ZA WARDO!" and drop a steamroller on the dude. Then I will jump on the roller and go "WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!".
I hear its quite pleasant there. Too bad you can't go.Congratulations, you all have won 1 (one) free lifetime tour in the Pound Me In The Arse Prison, the paradise of anal rape, sodomy, and other fun acts of forced rectal insertion. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Lost internet for a while. I'll be away again for quite some time as I have survival training to do, so lol. I heard it was boring here without me so I came to spice shit up a bit for the afternoon.@Swampy: Dude, where the hell have you been?
Haven't seen you since I got banned.
Coming and going eh? Well, survival training sounds fun. Probably learn more about killing.Lost internet for a while. I'll be away again for quite some time as I have survival training to do, so lol. I heard it was boring here without me so I came to spice shit up a bit for the afternoon.
It suits my style.Btw, Rave, I'm loving the kfc image.