Yeah, I should star in the next Hitman movie.Coming and going eh? Well, survival training sounds fun. Probably learn more about killing.
It suits my style.
Naturally, lol.
Yeah, I should star in the next Hitman movie.Coming and going eh? Well, survival training sounds fun. Probably learn more about killing.
It suits my style.
Yeah, I should star in the next Hitman movie.
I can probably be like those sexy clown-like guys in those SAW movies I've been hearing about.
We can make a killing by doing so.
Introduce them to Dattebayo. Cruel, slow, and unusual painful death.
Shoot them once in the head, too easy?
Shoot needle coated with deadly poison that can kill immediately(not sure if there is such a thing but) without the person noticing you before you shoot it.
There's no fun in instant kills. It's better to draw out that pain.
Lethal lobotomy. Gradually take out parts of their brain surgically.
:O! A thread about what I love best, awesome.
Easy way: Hold someone in a headlock to where your back is touching their shoulder and you are reaching behind you to keep them inclosed in the headlock. Slowly, bring your hand down in a fist towards your waist. Whilst still keeping the victim in a headlock, twist the fist and the waist (at the same time) together and pull it as far as you can out in front of you. If done correctly, this will rip the spine from the back of the skull, instantly killing the person in the headlock. It'll also keep everything together so it looks like they just got knocked out.
Too lazy to list the 5 billion other ways I know how to kill someone, meh. D: