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The best way to kill someone?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Discussion' started by Ethan, Jan 16, 2008.

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  1. Swampy

    Swampy Crack the Skye

    Yeah, I should star in the next Hitman movie.

    Naturally, lol.
     
  2. Nomytaker

    Nomytaker The Deadman

    Powered glass in food, apparently works well. Shreds the stomach, which leaks the Acid in your stomach out. Nasty.
     
  3. Rave

    Rave Banned

    I can probably be like those sexy clown-like guys in those SAW movies I've been hearing about.

    We can make a killing by doing so.
     
  4. Swampy

    Swampy Crack the Skye

    Could you get Aegis to write the script out?
     
  5. nubinator

    nubinator Banned

    They wouldv'e killed themselves before they were there long enough to be driven insane ( so... about a day )
     
  6. Shuam

    Shuam righteous

    What a great thread.
    Anyways, to tell them you have a suprise for them, and you have them in a metal room (though would look normal), and you electrically charge in 10,000 volts.
     
  7. KetchupO

    KetchupO tωisted

    This thread is grose :(


    I'd rather kill myself then kil anyone else. :/
    If I did have to kill someone though and wasn't allowed to kill myself, i'd probably introduce that person to Pokemon. :) All of us are lifeless anyway -.-

    xD jokes people :p
     
  8. Eclipse

    Eclipse I AM GONE.

    Put them in a locked room with only an ice brick holding the widow up, shoot them though the gap of the window, take the iceblock away.
     
  9. Ikito

    Ikito Well-Known Member

    Shoot them once in the head, too easy?
     
  10. Property of Kirby

    Property of Kirby now belongs to...

    I'm not quite seeing where the fun factor comes into that one.
     
  11. The_Panda

    The_Panda 恭喜發財

    Lethal lobotomy. Gradually take out parts of their brain surgically.

    Did I mention the absence of an anaesthetic?
     
  12. PsychicsRox

    PsychicsRox Well-Known Member

    Shoot needle coated with deadly poison that can kill immediately(not sure if there is such a thing but) without the person noticing you before you shoot it.
     
  13. Swampy

    Swampy Crack the Skye

    There are far better poisons that have a much better effect (read: painful) on the nerves before death.
     
  14. The_Panda

    The_Panda 恭喜發財

    There's no fun in instant kills. It's better to draw out that pain.
     
  15. Swampy

    Swampy Crack the Skye

    is it can b bondage torture tiem nao?
     
  16. Conquistador

    Conquistador Vive la Revolution!

    Then eat the brain while they watch?

    *has seen too many movies*
     
  17. D-Boi

    D-Boi Bitter Twist

    Something that includes Rap music.
     
  18. Vantage

    Vantage I ain't witty, so no

    That, sir, sounds like fun. Reminds me of a Steven Segal film, though. And he sucks. :<

    But anyway, I'd probably intruduce them to Dattebayo as others have suggested. After their eardrums had exploded from his constant rambling and crap, I'd slash the achilles tendons. Assuming that would leave them incapacitated, I would don a suit and tie, and douse them with fuel while dancing to "Stuck In The Middle with You". Burning would follow.
     
  19. The_Panda

    The_Panda 恭喜發財

    Dattebayo deserves execution for being such an insecure teenager as to humiliate himself on a pokemon forum as a gimmick character. Someone that masochist is better removed from the gene pool.

    Perhaps the best way to kill him would be to let him be put in the same circumstances as his fictional character. Ya'know, force him to do what his character does. That'd certainly drive him to death. In addition, we could make it a reality television programme and earn a fat-load of cash out of it too.
     
  20. Senbonzakura

    Senbonzakura Katen Kyokotsu

    cut around the starting point on eack limb but so they still stay on [eg: shoulders and ...croth + hips] and tie eaach limb to a rope and the other end on a horse... make all 4 horsees run in a different direction....people used to do this in medieval times...

    btw this thread isnt suitable for little kids
     
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