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The bishie battle thread

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Zykor gets knocked down, but gets back up. He blows a black horn, and ten aeralfos come and charge at Mimitchi from all directions, and slash her.
 
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Er... Um...

The Beatles rock out loud, knocking back Mimitchi and Zykor.
 
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Noooooooo! Ringoooooooooooooo!

John Lennon hippies his way up to Zykor and hits him over the head with a guitar.

(While Lennon does this, Ringo gets his drums replaced as part of his contract)
 
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Zykor grabs the guitar and rips it in half. (Oh and a darknut's level of difficulty would be the strongest non-boss enemy. They're very hard to hurt.) Three darknuts head towards The Beatles. Link finally kills one of the darknuts.
 
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Lennon the awesome hippy runs to hide behind his endless material possessions.

George Harrison ups the frequency on his model OS 360/12 FG electric 12-string Rickenbacker guitar and lets loose a powerful sonic boom towards one of the Darknuts.

Oh, and Paul McCartney steps on Mimitchi.

Might as well say that Ringo 'll flatten a Darknut with a certain Yellow Submarine...
 
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The darknut ignores the high-frequency sound and keeps going. (If you haven't noticed, a few new people to this thread have tried to kill with food or music.)
 
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Wait up! It's not the high frequency! It's the resulting pulses.

Have you ever noticed that some speakers that specialize in bass make the ground vibrate?

Multiply that many times over.

OT: George Harrison then sends wave after wave of fast cars to ram the Darknuts or at least form a wall slowing them.
 
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Hey Cleansing Shape Shifter is back. *Turns into a tornado* *Gets everyone in there*
 
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One deku nut smashes a car with his sword. The deku nuts are eventually knocked away from them, but not dead. Above the middle of the swarm of aeralfos black clouds are forming. Someone is floating down in the middle.
 
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Could it be Vladimir Lenin? Or Karl Marx? Or Stalin? Or even Yuri Gagarin?

John Lennon asks us to give peace a chance.
 
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Is it a good old commie? Can we be friends?

Is it an evil capitalist? Can I kill it with fire?
 
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When it gets close enough, they can see that it's Ganondorf. He has the sword stolen from the Sage of Water (the one he wields in Twilight Princess).
 
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So he's not a commie?? :(

John Lennon wields a Lennon RM 1996 Rickenbacker made of a mixture of Adamantine, Unobtainium and Vibranium as he prepares to duel Ganondorf.

Paul McCartney kind of waltzes up wielding a left-handed 1962 500/1 model Höfner bass made of the same material as Lennon's Lennon RM 1996 Rickenbacker to aid Lennon in his quest against Ganondorf.
 
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Ringo bashes Robotboy repetitively with Adamantine-Unobtainium-Vibranium drumsticks breaking off an arm.
 
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