Setsuna: Hello everyone and thank you for Reading, Bleach Club : The abridged series, I'm Setsuna, the Narrator and Main Character!
Golde: Screw that, I'm the main character!
Setsuna: *Glares* Anyway...as I was saying I'm a main character of this series-
Golde: No, only the most modest member can be the main character, me, cause i'm the most modest member EVER!
Setsuna: *CoughBULLCRAPcough* ...now where was I again, oh, the prolouge...oh darnnit, Golde made me forget...
Golde: See the main caharcter never forgets, so-IS THAT A CANDBAR!?!
Setsuna: Go fetch! *Throws candybar at Yammy*
Yammy: *Gets hit* hEy who threw-*Is tackled by Golde*
Golde: MINE!
Setsuna: ...before he comes back, I'm a male, 5 foot 10 and have light blue hair, I like Children's card games, swords, Demons from hell, and Bleach...it smells good. Oh I can also transform into a cat...or dog...depending on my mood.
Golde: Nobody cares! Now get on with the story already! *Bits the head off a chocolate bat*
Setsuna: ...I hate you...
Golde: *Runs* Gosh Darnnit! I'm late for school! They'll run out pizza if I don't hurry for for breakfast!
Setsuna(Cat) : ...*Stares at Golde with an eyepatch on his left eye*
Golde: A cat with an eyepatch? Hey that sorat rhymed!
Setsuna(Cat) : ...*Brushes against Golde's leg*
Golde: Sorry kitty I got pizza to get to...wonder whats under the eyepatch...*Removes it*
[Setsuna transforms into a human look young male.]
Setsuna: Yes Finally! I'm-
Golde: OHSHIT! ITs a naked dude!
Setsuna: Since you removed the eyepatch, you are a Capatin!
Golde: ...What the FUC-
{To be Continued...}
Setsuna: Now its time for Soul Reaper says!
Golde: What?
Setsuna: Fpor the 5 year-olds that read this, we need to have a meassage or moral after each episode!
Golde: ...but there aren't any five year-olds reading this...plus who the heck said to do this every episode?
Setsuna: 4Kids...
Golde: Wait...your telling me 4kids is censoring this?
Setsuna: yep.
Golde: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Here you go.
Lol, good first chapter MC.
I really luled at the joke at the end.
Isn't Setsuna a girl's name though. >.<
Well appearently there is a live-action English adaptation of Bleach that is in the works for the near future. I think it would be a fairly decent movie, if not a great one. They could do a worse job than those people who made that live-action DBZ English adaptation.
(I know it says they don't know if it'll be live-action or not, but I'm sure it will be.)
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