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The Caption Contest - Can it get any more new?

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cybermew

A la lune!
Yes. Yes it can.

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Yeah, we’ve had to open a new thread due to the fact that DieChavsDie seems to have spontaneously exploded.

Right, welcome to the Caption Contest. This is a complete waste of time fantastic competition, and one of Serebii’s oldest games.

I’m one of the owners, Cybermew, sadly responsible for closing the contests and updating the first post. My partner (No, not in that way) is Deoxys911, who designs your simply fantastic pictures and will judge the complete load of crap captions that you guys post for the picture.

And trust me, you’ll know when the contest is closed.

Current Picture (Seriously, can’t you lot just look at the recent posts?)


DeoxyssUsedCenterCenter.png



This contest ends on April 17, 2010.


So, thanks for coming.

I guess.

Cm and D911.
 
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cybermew

A la lune!
Right, the new thread is up.

Contest is closed on Saturday, then I will give a week for each one after that.

Cm.
 

Chibi_Muffin

Smart Cookie
Okay then.
...
There's a lot in that picture. @-@
Here goes...

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This is what happens when Deoxys gets drunk.

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Mew: Haven't you heard of HG/SS sprites you moron? PMD is so last year!

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Sunglasses guy: I'm a celebrity! Why does that guy get his face on a balloon but not me?!
Deoxys: Because I am the strongest & fastest Pokemon ever.
Sunglasses guy: So what?! I have cool sunglasses!

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Rayquaza: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Deoxys: Um, why are you wearing a Sunkern mask?
Rayquaza: Because the local costume shop had no outfits that fit me.
Deoxys: Anyway, it's February. Halloween was ages ago!
Rayquaza: Can I still have a free lollipop?
 
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Will-powered Spriter

Pokédex Complete!
The Unofficial Caption Contest Archive:
Because Cybermew can't be bothered.


Contests:
1. Image - Judging
pikalax said:
D911: Finally, a thread large enough to fit my ego!
2nd Place: CyberBlastoise - Most Creative: HookShot - Most Random: Plat. Frontier

2. Image - Judging
Will-Powered Spriter said:
D911: Of course it is safe to watch the gladiator frogs from behind this tiny picket fence. Why wouldn't it be?
2nd Place: pikalax - Most Creative: growlith_master - Most Random: CyberBlastoise

3. Image - Judging
CyberBlastoise said:
pikalax said:
*writes KICK ME on Manlykarp's back*
*kicks Manlykarp on the back*
Manlykarp:
/_/__________________________________
l_l BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!
\_\
2nd Place: Chibi_Muffin - Most Creative: HookShot - Most Random: Kutie Pie

4. Image - Judging
Kutie Pie said:
D911: So, peasant, what is the problem?

May: I'm not a peasant.

D911: DO NOT QUESTION YOUR CREATOR!

May: No you're not.

D911: WHAT DO YOU WANT, GIRL?!

May: T_T I want a pony.

D911: That's why you're up here?! For a freakin' pony?!

May: No! I'm here to complain about my fanboys!

D911: About your silicon breasts?

May: My breasts aren't fake!

Everyone: Ri-i-i-ight!

Lugia: I don't believe you!

D911: Well, I was close, right?

May: ...Somewhat. Can you make it so I won't have these stupid erotic pictures and fics of me with D cups or more?

D911: What's the point? Every single girl has that happen to them. What makes you any different?

May: But--

D911: NEXT! *tosses off Tin Tower*

Drifloon: *carries May away* ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

*Slowbro comes forward*

D911: Now, peasant, what's the problem?

Slowbro: ...

D911: T_T

Slowbro: ...

D911: ...Well?

Slowbro: ...

D911: >_< I don't have time for this! *tosses off Tin Tower*

Slowbro: ...Well, sir... no one wants to be my friend...

Drifloon: *struggling to carry away* ONE... OF... US... ONE... OF... Screw this, we're not taking him home! *drops*
2nd Place: surfer treecko - Most Creative: pokemon special - Most Random: Gladys

1. Image-Judging
HookShot said:
Oak: Want to learn how to be a winner is you?
Gary: Not now, Gramps, I'm busy.
Oak: Hey, why so serious?
Gary: Cause I'm in the middle of a fight, Gramps! Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Oak: Not until four.
Gary: Really?
Oak: Yep. That's when I work on my radio show!
2nd Place: pikalax - Most Creative: Will-Powered Spriter - Most Random: Lucario Wish123

Rankings:
pikalax: 1st place: 1.5 - 2nd place: 2 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 0
CyberBlastoise: 1st place: 1 - 2nd place: 1 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1
HookShot: 1st place: 1 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 2 - Most Random: 0
Will-Powered Spriter: 1st place: 1 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 1 - Most Random: 0
Kutie Pie: 1st place: 1 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1
Chibi_Muffin: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 1 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 0
surfer treecko: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 1 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 0
growlith_master: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 1 - Most Random: 0
pokemon special: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 1 - Most Random: 0
Plat. Frontier: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1
Gladys: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1
Lucario Wish123: 1st place: 0 - 2nd place: 0 - Most Creative: 0 - Most Random: 1​
-Original post:
Slowbro: All right, the all new caption contest is open!

Edit:
Wait, why are mecha-me's legs transparent? Am I made of anti-matter now?
 
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HookShot

Shiny get!
D911: Prepare for trouble!
cm: Make it double!
D911: To create pictures that are fun!
cm: To close the contests when they're done!
D911: To judge the contest with skill and style!
cm: To update the front page all the while!
D911: Deoxys911!
cm: Cybermew!
D911: The Caption Contest, blast off at the speed of light!
cm: Caption now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
Slowbro: Slowbro, that's right!
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Left DS kid: So, the new Caption Contest is open now.
Right DS kid: YES!
Left DS kid: What are you doing?
Right DS kid: Using DSi internet to go to Serebii.Net Forums and make a caption for the contest, duh! *looks at screen* That's the picture? That's us! But when does all that other stuff happen?
Left DS kid: Now. You're looking at now.
Right DS kid: Ok, then what happened to then?
Left DS kid: We passed it.
Right DS kid: When?
Left DS kid: Just now.
Right DS kid: When will then be now?
Left DS kid: Soon.
Painter: Will you two quit yelling in my ear!
Right DS kid: Where?
Left DS kid: There.
Right Ds kid: Who?
Left DS kid: You. Now hurry up and post.
Right DS kid: Where?!
Left DS kid: The Caption Contest. Now post or we won't win.
Right DS kid: When will we win?!
Left DS kid: This weekend. By high noon Saturday we will be the winners!
Right DS kid: WHO?! *DSi battery dies* ... Dang.
 

pikalax

Back in the OLDEN days...
Apparently Longchu has gone emo...?
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Sunkwaza (Sunkern + Rayquaza): Look at me, I'm a Fusionmon! A featured Fusionmon!
Pikalax: Yeah, they had plenty of room to fit you in the picture, but they couldn't find space for me? Bloody tarts.
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D911: Who knows where this balloon goes? Even I don't know, I can't control this thing!
cybermew: *taps heels together* There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...
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Blue: Hey, down in front! I can't see the main event!!
Brendan: Why, oh, why did Nintendo have to make our sprites so small? -_-
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GlalieGuy: Hey, cybermew! Is it time for my cameo yet?
w00t21: Yes, it was. Three months ago in the last contest.
GlalieGuy: O RL-
w00t21: Don't... even think... about making that joke.
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PLAGIARISM NO JUTSU!!!
DS guy 1: Hey, DS guy 2! Earth to DS guy 2!! Hey, are you in there? It's your move!
DS guy 2: Sorry, DS guy 1. Being a throwaway character makes it difficult to concentrate on playing a turnbased game on a handheld system.
Blue: I know what you mean, my game is pretty crazy too. I'm thinking about changing it. From now on, you can call me Lyra because I'm moving to New Bark Town!
DS guy 1: ... Lyra? *snicker* That's three times as dumb as Ethan!
Blue/Lyra: *sniff* I know...
 
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Deleted member 133172

Guest
Guy in shades: it's time...

Machoke/magikarp:I'MA FIRIN' MA EMPLOYEE!

Employees:No you can! we quit! (run awa) to the escape baloon!

Mew:I'MA BLASTIN' Of AGAIN!!!

Deoxyes:Touche...

Mew:not really...

Shiny Magikarp:ROFLMAO!
 

rosso1111

Active Member
CM: Damn D911, you managed to do something right for a change.
D911: You do realise that the balloon has a mind of its own...
CM: Crap.
~~~~~~~Insert craapy transition music here~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now you see, I ain't even going to say what I think Jasmine's doing behind Sunquaza. All I'll say is that it involves a long object, a blender and spherical chickens in a vacuum!
~~~~~~~Insert victory music here~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Manlykarp: It's raping time!!!
~~~~~~~Insert more crappy transition music~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Luigi: Luigi time!
D911: And that's the obligitory Mario reference. Good night everyone!
~~~~~~~Insert shotgun sounds here~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Golden magikarp used Splash!
Blastoise evolved into a rock!
Golden Magikarp leveled up!
~~~~~~~Insert clapping here~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CM: Why are we using the balloon again?
D911: Because you left the rocket with Glalieguy and Luigi, you idiot.
~~~~~~Insert random music here~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you haven't yet realised, the line that Archie is in are actually just doing the Conga.
~~~~~~Insert more random music~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CM: Let's start with rollcall. D911?
D911: Here.
CM: Glalieguy?
Glalieguy: Where else am I going to be?
CM: Manlykarp?
Manlykarp: *Makes illegible noise*
CM: OK then.... WPS?
WPS: *busy raping Manlykarp* Yeah?
CM: Doesn't matter. That's everyone then *Balloon pops*
D911: Words cannot describe how annoying this is.
CM: Words cannot describe how annoying you are.
~~~~~Insert shooting noises~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Glalieguy: Why can't I be a top-tier character?
Luigi: Silly Glalieguy! Tiers are for queers!
 

ThousandMaster

Magic School Dropout
Mew: ... I wasn't blue last night, was I?

Deoxys: I honestly can't remember how everything turned out this way, but I can say that this was the most awesome party ever, and that's the last time I'm drinking tequila.
 

Killer_Squirtle

Follow my lead!
*perched on a building next to the road the parade is on*
KS: *holding a sniper* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING ME OUT OF THE PICTURE! BOOM! *shot the balloon* ...Headshot?
 
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Will-powered Spriter

Pokédex Complete!
I must admit, I find some of rosso1111s captions rather vulgar.
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Sunglasses guy: Are sure we're safe? What if there are assasins about...
Me: Don't worry, MANLYKARP can stop bullets.
*gunshot, gargling noise, sunglasses guy hits floor*
Me: Uh, assuming they're aimed at him...
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Is it just me, or does MANLYKARP appear to be driving the float. That can't be a good idea.
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IM IN UR PIC, STEALING YOUR MATTERS
 

cybermew

A la lune!
Mew: ... I wasn't blue last night, was I?

Deoxys: I honestly can't remember how everything turned out this way, but I can say that this was the most awesome party ever, and that's the last time I'm drinking tequila.

You haven't been here before, have you?

Do you not know who Mew and Deoxys are?

Tch. And I thought it was at least relatively obvious.

*Rolls eyes*

I must admit, I find some of rosso1111s captions rather vulgar.

Okay. I understand.

Rosso, cut down on the rape thing. It isn't smart, nor funny like half of the captions on this thread
 

rosso1111

Active Member

ThousandMaster

Magic School Dropout
You haven't been here before, have you?

Do you not know who Mew and Deoxys are?

Tch. And I thought it was at least relatively obvious.

*Rolls eyes*

*Points to post count* Clearly I haven't. However, I can assume that the Mew and Deoxys are supposed to represent you and Deoxys911. But for the sake of the caption, I chose to portray them differently. If you don't like it, fine, it's your contest, it just means that I won't win. But a rude response to a legitimate caption is, in my opinion, rather uncalled for.

Good day, sir.
 

cybermew

A la lune!
*Points to post count* Clearly I haven't. However, I can assume that the Mew and Deoxys are supposed to represent you and Deoxys911. But for the sake of the caption, I chose to portray them differently. If you don't like it, fine, it's your contest, it just means that I won't win. But a rude response to a legitimate caption is, in my opinion, rather uncalled for.

Good day, sir.

Woah, man, I've dropped you a message, okay?


Look at the first post.

Look at my subsequent responses.

Anyway, guys, picture is back up, drop me a VM if it fails again.
 

Plat. Frontier

Epic Mustache
*Bagon is on the stairs*
*Bagon thinks he can fly*
*Bagon jumps*
Bagon: "Ba...GON!!"
*Bagon is hurt*
 
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