The Caption Contest - Can it get any more new?

[woot21]

woot21: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE!
D911: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I!
cm: A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF!
WPS: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY!
MANLYKARP: I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING!
Luigi: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND!
Everyone but Slowbro: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DESERT YOU!
Slowbro: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND!
Everyone but Slowbro: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE!
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
AND HURT YOU!
Slowbro (at same time): NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DESERT YOU!
woot21: STOP!!! What a surprise, Slowbro messed up a song we are all singing, again.

 

[pokemon special]

PS: I'm NOT IN IT AGAIN
Bluemew: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
MANLYKARP: I always in it!I'm so awesome!
PS: Thats it! ALL ARE YOU GOING DOWN WITH ME!
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MANLYKARP: *Eating*
D911: *Faceplam*
BlueMew: what is it?
D911: I hate this job.. I QUIT!
Bluemew: Do one last on.. with everyone apart from PS!
PS: SO IT'S YOUR FAULT
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Slowbro: Maho.

 

[growlithe_master]

Reporter: Welcome, to the new-and-improved Caption Contest! We've got a real all-star cast here. We have WPS, woot21, cybermew, D911, CyberBlastoise, glalieguy, Weegee, the guy with the sunglasses, the Slowbro, and MANLYKARP! So D911, as the creator of this hit-series, how do you feel about the direction it's headed?
D911: I hate my job.
Reporter: You heard it here folks! Stay tuned, for when we interview MANLYKARP! If we're lucky, he might not Bounce Punch us! So stay tuned!

 

[pikalax]

D911: Finally, a thread large enough to fit my ego!
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Milotic: I'm at the tail end of this image.
Battle Pike: You're one to speak; I have a stiff upper lip!
Rocket: Did you know Team Rocket actually used me as a prop?
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Shadow: I rise from the darkness to feast on your nightmares. Never will you know who hit you.
Who's that Pokemon? It's Darkrai!
Shadow: Darnit!

 

[Cyber Robert]

Coming, this year. Two men, 1,000 entries, and one winner. This summer, darkness shall rise, and only one can stand in their way. From the people that brought you Serebii II: Revenge of Teh n00b, starring Cybermew, Deoxys911, and the rest of the crew, Caption Contest: The Movie. Rated PG-13 for the use of Manlykarp, in Forums on June 31st.
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It was a happy day for every captioner on earth. D911 and Cybermew both had recreated the Caption Contest, until the evil Dr. Adminmoderoctionon decided to mess with it by hacking into the system and deleting everything. However, only thing that happened was the balloon became shaped like D911's head and took over the world.

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D911: Can things get any better than this? We have an entire parade behind us, celebrating everything
Cybermew: You do realize that that's actually an army trying to overthrow us right?
D911: Oh........

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Me: I missed the last contest, but no more, I shall stay here like stone!
Woot21: yeah well, we are already in a caption, we can't move regardless.
Me: I know, but I wanted to make it obvious
woot21: Argh...why did I have to be put next to this guy?

 

[VampirateMace]

Deoxys911 and CyberMew in Around the Pokeworld in 80 Days

 

[cybermew]

By the way, in future contests I will be entering. And destroying everyone's self-esteem. Thank you, and let's get on with it...

 

[pikalax]

Good luck to everyone.
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D911: I just have one more thing to-
cm: *blasts D911* Who's next?
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*has also been blasted by cybermew*

 

[Deoxys911]

That's kinda what I was going for.

Words of wisdom: Don't.

If you don't like it, fine, it's your contest, it just means that I won't win.

Not necessarily; Contrary to some conspiracy theories, we're not the same person. Unlike cybermew, I'm not a bitter little blue cat-like cyborg, and since I judge, you still have a chance! Isn't that exciting?!

PS: I'm NOT IN IT AGAIN

It would help if you were actually representable in some recognizable way. Same goes for Kutie Pie.

Reporter: Welcome, to the new-and-improved Caption Contest! We've got a real all-star cast here. We have WPS, woot21, cybermew, D911, CyberBlastoise, glalieguy, Weegee, the guy with the sunglasses, the Slowbro, and MANLYKARP!

You missed Mi10ticFan, PikaNoob, the baby, rocket, and sign, the scouts, Waldo, Cap'n Archie, Indiana Jones, Darkrai, the truck with the fang, the DeoxysShipping couple (Brendan and Leaf), The King, and Sunquaza. But close enough.

Now, enough replying (for now), here are the results:

First Place:

D911: Finally, a thread large enough to fit my ego!

Second Place:

Coming, this year. Two men, 1,000 entries, and one winner. This summer, darkness shall rise, and only one can stand in their way. From the people that brought you Serebii II: Revenge of Teh n00b, starring Cybermew, Deoxys911, and the rest of the crew, Caption Contest: The Movie. Rated PG-13 for the use of Manlykarp, in Forums on June 31st.

Most Creative:

D911: Prepare for trouble!
cm: Make it double!
D911: To create pictures that are fun!
cm: To close the contests when they're done!
D911: To judge the contest with skill and style!
cm: To update the front page all the while!
D911: Deoxys911!
cm: Cybermew!
D911: The Caption Contest, blast off at the speed of light!
cm: Caption now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
Slowbro: Slowbro, that's right!

Most Random:

*Bagon is on the stairs*
*Bagon thinks he can fly*
*Bagon jumps*
Bagon: "Ba...GON!!"
*Bagon is hurt*

Congratulations to all of the winners! Here is the new picture:

This contest ends on March 5, 2010. Now get to captioning before the Croagunk come for you!

 

[Chibi_Muffin]

Okay then. And I won't get the names wrong this time, either!

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Croagunk: Guuunk...
Pikalax: Can't look, they're so ugly!!!
Deoxys911: You see people, THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MIX SPRITES FROM DIFFERENT GAMES!!! Right, Nurse?
Nurse Joy: Right!
Deoxys911: (notices Chansey) Uh...nevermind.

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Pikalax: Good thing I'm not Brock...

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Chansey: That poor creature is going to get mauled! Aren't you going to help?
Hikerguy: Nah.
Karateguy: It'll be fun to watch.
Deoxys911: Yep. Pass the popcorn.
Chansey: Wh-what? So you're not concerned about the poor creature's health?
All: Stop whining!
(They throw Chansey in there)

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Pikalax: I went in the safari zone to find one Croagunk.That's all. When it fled, I called it chicken. Now I realise that was a very, VERY bad idea...

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Till guy: That will be £129.99 please.
Ace trainer: What?! That much for a Pikachu doll and two postcards?! That's a ripoff!?
Till guy: See that Pikachu-Munchlax hybrid over there?
Ace trainer: Yeah...
Till guy: He was the last person to call my products a ripoff. Pay up, or else!

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Minutes later, the parasol lady was arrested for abusing her Togepi. She had a £300 fine and 2 years in prison. The Togepi was given to the NSPCP and is in care. Remember kids, Pokemon abuse is a crime.

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It was time for a daytrip. Unfortunately, Deoxys911 was so cheap that they went to the world's wost Safari Zone. To pass the time, he amused himself by throwing Pikalax in the Croagunk enclosure. And that is why Deoxys911 and Cybermew never have daytrips any more.

 

[cybermew]

Not necessarily; Contrary to some conspiracy theories, we're not the same person. Unlike cybermew, I'm not a bitter little blue cat-like cyborg, and since I judge, you still have a chance! Isn't that exciting?!

There is also a conspiracy theory going that I'm Elvis and D911 is Osama Bin Laden.

To be honest, I would have though it the other way round, but oh well.

 

[Will-powered Spriter]

Little do the Croagunk know, not only does Pikalax have the ability Imunity, but also a craving for French cuisine.
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D911: Of course it is safe to watch the gladiator frogs from behind this tiny picket fence. Why wouldn't it be?
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Pikalax: please leave me alone, I only want to evolve my Eevee!
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This is like that incident with the killer whale all over again.
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Battletoads: your doin it rong

 

[Cyber Robert]

w00t! Second place...

Pikalax used Yawn
Croagunk used Shadow Clone Jutsu
Chansey: WhatisthisIdon'teven
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Togepi: Yay! I'm hiding! No one can see me!
D911: Did you hear something?
Hiker: Nope.
Togepi: That's because I'm also quiet!
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Announcer: It's one vs. 100 Pokemon style
Pikalax: This wasn't what I had in mind when I signed up.
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D911: Wait a minute. Did you just summon a bunch of Croagunks?
Camper: Yeah so?
D911: That's against the rules isn't it?
Camper: Screw the rules, it is funny!
Everyone: >_<

 

[pokemon special]

It would help if you were actually representable in some recognizable way. Same goes for Kutie Pie.

I'd prob be representable by one of my rubbish spites, like my mewteni or golpuff XD

Anyway, to the Captioning.

Togepi : And I don't even like having unbella spikes up my butt!
Lady: Shut up, and look CUTE!
Togepi: I wanna quit..
Lady: YOU ALREADY GOT PAID
Togepi: ^w^
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Pikalax: Am i sleeping, or am I not? That is the real query.
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Croagunks: Yummy .
Croagunks: Yummy in my tummy, oh so yummy~
Chansey: Yeah, not so yummy around the other end >_<
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D911: *Watching*
Pikalax: Oh noez. ZZZ.

 

[bones090]

okay, first time:

Croagunk: Who's this bystander?
Pikalax: Pika - lax *yawns*
Croagunk: Don't get bored with us, we're blue!
Other Croagunk: *whispers in ear* uh, blue means sad!
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Parasol lady: Lala alala
Togepi: Lalala
Parasol lady: What the hell?
Togepi: Waz de pi?
Parasol lady: Help, ghost!
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Nurse Joy: Uh oh, those croagunks look rowdy!
Deoxys911: Well, uh, this is awkward.
Nurse Joy: *Jumps into pen* Hey guys, break it up
Croagunk: Gunk-a-dunk!
Nurse Joy: Help. Me
Deoxys911: *Raises eyebrow (wait deoxys' don't have eyebrows!)* Um *starts whistling* lalala!

 

[growlithe_master]

Nurse Joy: Push, honey, push!
Chansey: AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Nurse Joy: You're almost there. Just keep going!
Chansey: HHHUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!
Nurse Joy: Aww, look at our baby! It's so cute!
D911: I hate my life.
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Moss Rock: Why didn't anybody notice me? ;_;
Riley: Hey at least your whole sprite is on the screen.
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Togepi: z Z z Z *wakes up* Whuh... how the hell did I get up here?
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Togepi: Hey lady, don't let me fall off, or I'll turn into scrambled eggs! *ba-dum-tish*
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Ranger Croagunk: Hah! I get to partner with a Pokemon Ranger!
DPPt Croagunk: Oh yeah? Well I'm the mascot of Pastoria City!
Mystery Dungeon Croagunk: Oh yeah? Well I own the Swap Cauldron!
Pikalax: OH YEAH? WELL I'M A REAL PERSON! PWNED!

 

[Killer_Squirtle]

The Croagunk family reunion; they play weird games
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So that's where Brock's Croagunk gets it!
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Chansey: ACHOOO *sneezes out moss rock*
Nurse Joy: ...Uh-
Chansey: Don't ask.

 

[pikalax]

Me: So this is the prize for first place? I should just stop trying.
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Croagunk: I had a perfectly good caption for last week's contest. Then you came in and took a page out of LittleKuriboh's book!
Me: Guys, I'm sure we can work this out.
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Me: Note to self: Never ignore cybermew's sign.
cybermew: I've disguised myself as one of the Croagunks. He'll never find me!
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Rock: I am a rock.
Tiny speck on the pond: I am an i~i~i~island...
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Me: Finally, an image large enough to fit my ego.
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Croagunk: Gotta catch us all, lol!
Me: Shoot, I only have 30 Safari Balls...
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Chansey: *straining* Must... hatch... Waldo egg...
Nurse Joy: And when you do, I'll be the first to find him.
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Me: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of Croagunks in one turn?
Deoxys911: Yeah, so?
Me: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Deoxys911: Screw the rules, I have cybermew!
cybermew: And ripping off LittleKuriboh's jokes is strictly illegal. Prepare to be uberblasted.
Me: But by citing LittleKuriboh, you satisfied the condition of your own rules.
cybermew: Screw the rules, I have a blaster!

EDIT: I just realized that CyberBlastoise made a very, very, VERY similar joke. And I would like to apologize for taking that joke and making it so much more AWESOME!

EDIT 2: I just realized what the D stands for in Pokemon DP. Don't watch it!

 

[Will-powered Spriter]

And then the avatar project went horrible wrong.

 

[pikalax]

Here's my Pikalax overworld/menu sprite from 2005:

Croagunk: Wanna know why D911 shows us attacking you?
Me: No. Why?
Croagunk: As far as SPPf is concerned, we are you!
Me: Suicidal.
Croagunk: *stammering* ... Well, we'll give you that one.
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Baldy: I don't like my name. It's derogatory and I ain't standing for it.
Elm: Speak for yourself, I was na-
Baldy: I am.
Elm: Erm, what?
Baldy: I am speaking for myself.
Elm: ... Okay... Anyway, as I was sayi-
Baldy: It wasn't my choice to live life with no hair! I was born bald and grew up bald because I had a genetic disorder caused from delivery in proximity to a nuclear power plant!
Elm: Can you let me finish speaking? I was tr-
Baldy: What's worse, I don't have hair anywhere on my body! It's embarassing!
Elm: I guess I should just gi-
Baldy: And to top it all off, I'm a genetic female!
Elm: Too much information.
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Ace Trainer: Pikalax Summoning Rite? I though this was going to be a Sausage Fest! I even brought my own sauerkraut!
Cashier: It is a sausage fest, but you won't need your sauerkraut.
Kirbopher: Brought to you by Mr. Gay Man Watch! As if Brawl tournaments weren't already big enough sausage fests!
Ace Trainer: Um, I'm not gay.
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Black Belt: I thought I was going to kick some Pikalax [beep]!
Elm: Patience, Miko. You'll have your chance.
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Ever heard the phrase "generation gap"? Well, we also have a "spinoff gap" that's twice as wide.