Mystery Dragon Fang
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The Caption Contest - Can it get any more new?
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Devastator2000
Are you high...?
Wailmer: Why is my sprite so small? I'm huge.
Giratina: I want to be in the Distortion world. Can't D911 use 5th gen sprites or something? I'm outta here.
Snorlax: ZZZZzzzz....Way.....ZZZZZZ...Too....ZZZZzzz...Small....ZZZZzzz...A....ZZZzz....Sprite....ZZZZzzzz....
Galactic grunt: What is this, a march of some kind? These pictures seem to be getting less and less orginal by the minute.
Giratina: I want to be in the Distortion world. Can't D911 use 5th gen sprites or something? I'm outta here.
Snorlax: ZZZZzzzz....Way.....ZZZZZZ...Too....ZZZZzzz...Small....ZZZZzzz...A....ZZZzz....Sprite....ZZZZzzzz....
Galactic grunt: What is this, a march of some kind? These pictures seem to be getting less and less orginal by the minute.
pikalax
Back in the OLDEN days...
Regigigas: WE'RE HERE TO PROTEST THE NEW NAMES OF THE STARTER POKEMON.
Wailord: We requested Smugleaf, and you gave us Snivy.
Hippowdon: We requested Boarbecue, and you gave us Tepig.
Torterra: We requested Joey, and you gave us Oshawott.
Wailord: What? No, we wanted Hubert for the water starter, don't you remember?
Hippowdon: I thought we agreed that it was going to be Ralph.
Regigigas: SHUT UP YOU FOOLS, IT WAS JONAH.
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Through the Pokeshifter and what Deoxys911 Saw There. A novel novel by DieChavsDie. Available never; he disappeared before he could finish the book.
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Groudon: Hey DCD, did you evolve:
Hippowdon: I don't know what you're talking about. My name is hippowdon182. I'm visiting from the beach.
Groudon: Oh. My bad. But the sc-
hippowdon182: Skiing accident.
Groudon: Ah. *pause* Skiers have accidents?
Wailord: We requested Smugleaf, and you gave us Snivy.
Hippowdon: We requested Boarbecue, and you gave us Tepig.
Torterra: We requested Joey, and you gave us Oshawott.
Wailord: What? No, we wanted Hubert for the water starter, don't you remember?
Hippowdon: I thought we agreed that it was going to be Ralph.
Regigigas: SHUT UP YOU FOOLS, IT WAS JONAH.
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Through the Pokeshifter and what Deoxys911 Saw There. A novel novel by DieChavsDie. Available never; he disappeared before he could finish the book.
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Groudon: Hey DCD, did you evolve:
Hippowdon: I don't know what you're talking about. My name is hippowdon182. I'm visiting from the beach.
Groudon: Oh. My bad. But the sc-
hippowdon182: Skiing accident.
Groudon: Ah. *pause* Skiers have accidents?
Regigigas: CAPTION CONEST UNFAIR! D911 IS IN THERE, SITTING AT THE PC, PUTTING US IN DC!
Black Belt: What are you protesting?
Regigigas: I don't know. Slowbro just told me to yell it at people.
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Slowbro: Is this the line to pre-order a Wii?
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Aggron: Jeez, what's taking so long?!
Groudon: It's Lugia. He's so fat he's pulling us backwards with a gravitational force.
Lugia: You jerk, I'm not fat! I'm just well-rounded!
Black Belt: What are you protesting?
Regigigas: I don't know. Slowbro just told me to yell it at people.
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Slowbro: Is this the line to pre-order a Wii?
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Aggron: Jeez, what's taking so long?!
Groudon: It's Lugia. He's so fat he's pulling us backwards with a gravitational force.
Lugia: You jerk, I'm not fat! I'm just well-rounded!
FireTypeLover
Mr. Soul Stealer
Gyarados: Does anyone think of the terrible logic that's here because I'm walking on LAND when I'm supposed to be a dragon sea serpent fish monster thing in the sea?
Steelix: Of course not! After all, Lugia can walk on air.
Gyarados: It's flying, you idiot.
Lugia: Hey! Why does everyone think I'm genderless!
Gyarados: Fine. He's flying, you idiot.
Lugia: Hey! Why does everyone think I'm male!
Gyarados: This caption is getting really off topic, isn't it? Now, where was I again?
Steelix: Talking about how idiotic I am?
Gyarados: Yeah, talking about how idiotic you are.
Steelix: Of course not! After all, Lugia can walk on air.
Gyarados: It's flying, you idiot.
Lugia: Hey! Why does everyone think I'm genderless!
Gyarados: Fine. He's flying, you idiot.
Lugia: Hey! Why does everyone think I'm male!
Gyarados: This caption is getting really off topic, isn't it? Now, where was I again?
Steelix: Talking about how idiotic I am?
Gyarados: Yeah, talking about how idiotic you are.
VampirateMace
Internet Overlord
Yay! Macy's finally went with the all pokemon Thanksgiving Parade!
Gyarados: damn that Regigas! it keeps farting on me!
Little girl: you heard that grandpa?
Old man: Heard what?
Little girl: that Freakfish talked!
Old man: yes honey, it's part of the parade.
Litlle girl: Oh so all pokemon in this fatty parade talk?
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Groudon: hehe.. you heard that Gyarados? thay called you fat, huheh...
Gyarados: *Facepalm*
Regigas: *Fart*!!!
Little girl: you heard that grandpa?
Old man: Heard what?
Little girl: that Freakfish talked!
Old man: yes honey, it's part of the parade.
Litlle girl: Oh so all pokemon in this fatty parade talk?
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Groudon: hehe.. you heard that Gyarados? thay called you fat, huheh...
Gyarados: *Facepalm*
Regigas: *Fart*!!!
themightydoof
Dozy
Regigigas: Down with Cameron, Clegg and their tuition fees! Isn't that right, everyone?
Galactic Grunt: Actually, if everyone's uneducated, then you'll all be so much easier to destroy.
Giratina: Why should I care about the fate of a bunch kids when nobody's paid tribute to me in centuries?
Maylene: You don't need university to do the important things in life... like violence.
Old Man: You young whippersnappers have it easy! Why, in my day we had to raise money just to go to primary school! We worked our hands raw so that we could learn that 1+1=2! And we had to walk to school in the freezing cold while our feet fell off from frostbite because we couldn't afford any shoes! And another thing...
Regigigas: Well, you're on my side at least, right Snorlax?
Snorlax: ZZZ
Regigigas: *sigh*
Old Man: ...with our worn, beaten hands!
Galactic Grunt: Actually, if everyone's uneducated, then you'll all be so much easier to destroy.
Giratina: Why should I care about the fate of a bunch kids when nobody's paid tribute to me in centuries?
Maylene: You don't need university to do the important things in life... like violence.
Old Man: You young whippersnappers have it easy! Why, in my day we had to raise money just to go to primary school! We worked our hands raw so that we could learn that 1+1=2! And we had to walk to school in the freezing cold while our feet fell off from frostbite because we couldn't afford any shoes! And another thing...
Regigigas: Well, you're on my side at least, right Snorlax?
Snorlax: ZZZ
Regigigas: *sigh*
Old Man: ...with our worn, beaten hands!
Contest closed! Here are our newest results:
First Place:
Second Place:
Most Creative:
Most Random:
This contest ends on December 12, 2010. Now, let's all give me a happy birthday and get to captioning!
First Place:
Second Place:
Most Creative:
Most Random:
Congratulations, entrants! Here's the latest (but not necessarily "greatest") picture:
This contest ends on December 12, 2010. Now, let's all give me a happy birthday and get to captioning!
pikalax
Back in the OLDEN days...
Burger King: Hey, this is my rock. Hands off!
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Boulder: All Hail the King's Rock!!
Slowpoke: ...
Boulder: I said ALL Hail.
Slowpoke: But I can't learn Hail...?
Boulder: *geologic equivalent of a facepalm*
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Cloyster: They'll never see me in this pon- Wait, what? You're calling me a Cloyster? I am NOT a Cloyster. How insulting!
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Steven Stone: Must... have... in... collection!
Slowpoke 4: Dude, there are millions of fragments of this rock all over the world. Just use that.
Steven: No... This is.... original.... I MUST have it!
Slowpoke 52: Well, you can't. It belongs to the Slow Republic, under command of-
Steven: It shall be... mine!!
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Boulder: All Hail the King's Rock!!
Slowpoke: ...
Boulder: I said ALL Hail.
Slowpoke: But I can't learn Hail...?
Boulder: *geologic equivalent of a facepalm*
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Cloyster: They'll never see me in this pon- Wait, what? You're calling me a Cloyster? I am NOT a Cloyster. How insulting!
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Steven Stone: Must... have... in... collection!
Slowpoke 4: Dude, there are millions of fragments of this rock all over the world. Just use that.
Steven: No... This is.... original.... I MUST have it!
Slowpoke 52: Well, you can't. It belongs to the Slow Republic, under command of-
Steven: It shall be... mine!!
Devastator2000
Are you high...?
Guy in the bottom-middle of the pic: Yes, my minions, close in slowly, Gloating-speed....
D911 Is guilty of making bad caption pictures, and not letting the deserving winners win!
Slowpoke: We..............want.......................food!
Guy in the bottom-middle of the pic: Kill D911 then you get your food!
Slowpoke: We................want.....................food.....NOW!
Guy in the bottom-middle of the pic: No....Don't look at me like that....No....No...NO...NO! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
D911: My birthday present in action. A hypno-wheel. Works every time.
D911 Is guilty of making bad caption pictures, and not letting the deserving winners win!
Slowpoke: We..............want.......................food!
Guy in the bottom-middle of the pic: Kill D911 then you get your food!
Slowpoke: We................want.....................food.....NOW!
Guy in the bottom-middle of the pic: No....Don't look at me like that....No....No...NO...NO! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
D911: My birthday present in action. A hypno-wheel. Works every time.
CuriousHeartless
Well-Known Member
Archeologist: Deoxys you idiot. I said a slowpoke and two hundred master balls. Not one hundred slowpokes a master and an emo.
Deoxys: Sorry, its really hard to hear you over this guys bad poetry.
Deoxys: Sorry, its really hard to hear you over this guys bad poetry.
VampirateMace
Internet Overlord
Blondie: Only one Slowpoke can be SlowKing... The rest of you will just be slowpokes... which is ironic because your king will be faster than the rest of you.
Steven: What a sight to behold, and epic battle is about to take place...
D911: Um, is this really a good idea?
BurgerKing: I thought I was king...
Steven: ...on that very spot...
D911: To be standing here?
Steven: ...with the big rock...
D911: TO BE STANDING HERE!!!
Steven: What a sight to behold, and epic battle is about to take place...
D911: Um, is this really a good idea?
BurgerKing: I thought I was king...
Steven: ...on that very spot...
D911: To be standing here?
Steven: ...with the big rock...
D911: TO BE STANDING HERE!!!
Boulder: Finally! I've got all of the Slowpokes!
Slowpoke: Soo... Can we have the rock now?
Boulder: No! Now back off, you mentally disturbed pink guys! I am the guardian of the King's Rock! I shall never let you Slowpokes take this Rock from its sacred perch! It's my duty to protect this rock from invaders! This is WHO I AM!
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Burger King: Oh no, the Slowpoes are attacking! What are we gonna do?!
D911: I'm going to do my laundry! Can I have some change?
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Dan Slowpoke went from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated."
-Slowbro and 3 others "like this"
Slowbro - dude wat jappend???
John Slowpoke - "Dude, what happened?"
Slowbro - i ment to say dat there was a porpuse
John Slowpoke - "I meant to say that, there was a purpose."
Dan Slowpoke - GUYS GET OFF MY FACEBOOK!
Slowpoke: Soo... Can we have the rock now?
Boulder: No! Now back off, you mentally disturbed pink guys! I am the guardian of the King's Rock! I shall never let you Slowpokes take this Rock from its sacred perch! It's my duty to protect this rock from invaders! This is WHO I AM!
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Burger King: Oh no, the Slowpoes are attacking! What are we gonna do?!
D911: I'm going to do my laundry! Can I have some change?
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Dan Slowpoke went from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated."
-Slowbro and 3 others "like this"
Slowbro - dude wat jappend???
John Slowpoke - "Dude, what happened?"
Slowbro - i ment to say dat there was a porpuse
John Slowpoke - "I meant to say that, there was a purpose."
Dan Slowpoke - GUYS GET OFF MY FACEBOOK!
Steven: Uh, yeah. I'll take... 150 McDoubles, 40 with no cheese, and extra diced onions on 70 0f them. 15 of the cheese-less burgers should have extra diced onions. Also... 25 Pepsis, 30 Mountain Dews, 25 Sierra Mists, 20 Diet Pepsis, 30 Sunkists, and 20 MUG RootBeers. Supersize, please.
King: Sorry, wrong place.
Steven: In that case... 150 Double Butterburgers, 40 with no cheese, and extra onions on 70 0f them. 15 of the cheese-less burgers should have extra diced onions. Also... 25 Pepsis, 30 Mountain Dews, 25 Sierra Mists, 20 Diet Pepsis, 30 Sunkists, and 20 MUG RootBeers. Supersize, please. And I would also like 150 orders of Cheese Curds.
King: Wrong again.
Steven: Just give me 150 Double Burgers with the requested side options and drinks.
King: We serve Coke products.
Steven: Mother *BEEEEEEEP!*
(Actually, I like Coke better than Pepsi.)
King: Sorry, wrong place.
Steven: In that case... 150 Double Butterburgers, 40 with no cheese, and extra onions on 70 0f them. 15 of the cheese-less burgers should have extra diced onions. Also... 25 Pepsis, 30 Mountain Dews, 25 Sierra Mists, 20 Diet Pepsis, 30 Sunkists, and 20 MUG RootBeers. Supersize, please. And I would also like 150 orders of Cheese Curds.
King: Wrong again.
Steven: Just give me 150 Double Burgers with the requested side options and drinks.
King: We serve Coke products.
Steven: Mother *BEEEEEEEP!*
(Actually, I like Coke better than Pepsi.)
Houndude619
Like a BadLuck Absol
Slowpoke epic dance number.
Slowpoke- Cos I just can't wait!!!!!!!!!
They circle the kings rock.
Poliwhirl jumps up and touches the kings rock.
Poliwhirl- To be king!!!!!!!!!!
Evolves into Politoad.
King catches him in a pokeball.
King- Theres only one king!
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Slowbro- They call me Chuck Norris.
King- Why?
Slowbro- Cos I went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. And I got one.
King- But we don't sell big ma....
Before he can finish the sentance the king is roundhouse kicked so hard that he ends this caption contest round.
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Steven- DEOXYS IS GONNA TAKE ME TO THE MOON!!!!!
Slowbro- Uhhhhhhhhh...
Steven- Ohhhhh, so you have doubt in me. But watch this!
Picks up the kings rock.
Steven- This is a rock!
Slowbro- Hey guys does anybody else get the idea that this guy IS A FREAKING GENIUS!!!!
Slowpoke- Cos I just can't wait!!!!!!!!!
They circle the kings rock.
Poliwhirl jumps up and touches the kings rock.
Poliwhirl- To be king!!!!!!!!!!
Evolves into Politoad.
King catches him in a pokeball.
King- Theres only one king!
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Slowbro- They call me Chuck Norris.
King- Why?
Slowbro- Cos I went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. And I got one.
King- But we don't sell big ma....
Before he can finish the sentance the king is roundhouse kicked so hard that he ends this caption contest round.
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Steven- DEOXYS IS GONNA TAKE ME TO THE MOON!!!!!
Slowbro- Uhhhhhhhhh...
Steven- Ohhhhh, so you have doubt in me. But watch this!
Picks up the kings rock.
Steven- This is a rock!
Slowbro- Hey guys does anybody else get the idea that this guy IS A FREAKING GENIUS!!!!
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Will-powered Spriter
Pokédex Complete!
Poliwhirl: If I get that King's Rock, I can become a drizzletoed and maybe people will love me...
Slowpoke: If I get that King's Rock, I can become Slowking and bring my people to justice.
Slowbro: Isn't this the line for the release of the Wii?
Slowpoke: If I get that King's Rock, I can become Slowking and bring my people to justice.
Slowbro: Isn't this the line for the release of the Wii?
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