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The Caption Contest - Can it get any more new?

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Cyber Robert

Shockingly Lovely
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D911: You...SHALL NOT PASS!
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Slowpokes *in a zombie like fashion*: Rocks......rocks......
Burger King: Why can't we just let them have the King's Rock?
Blonde Man: Because if we do, Elvis cannot go through the 15th dimension after collecting the Ticket of Neveeoom.
D911: That and the King's Rock is my dinner.
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Burger King: My A1 Steaksauce is inside the stone.
Blonde Man: Then why are they attacking us?
Steven: Because A1 steaksauce is that important.
 

Pika22

A Relic of The Past
Ok, I have another caption, if it is not allowed, ignore this.

King-Hey! Why was there a Slowpoke right were that Poliwhirl was just a second ago? and Steven is where another Slowpoke was, and that Archeologist too! Anybody have any idea what is going on here!?!?...........wait.........
*Everyone turns and glares at D911*
D911- Well, I always have resprited you all into Magikarps!
 

FireTypeLover

Mr. Soul Stealer
Burger King: What is thy strange land I have landed in, thy horrible creature?
Deoxys911: He's talking to you, guy with shades.
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Poliwag: Hahahahahahah! I have finally transformed into this awesome creature that I am now!
Slowbro: You're weak.
Poliwag: Hah! I may be weak, but I am stronger than a stupid Slowbro! Prepare to see my wrath!
Suddenly, all of the Slowbro turn into Slowking.
Poliwag: Aw crap.
All the Slowking attack Poliwag and blast him into the air.
 

Deoxys911

SSBB: 5069-4586-5573
Contest closed! Here are our newest results:
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First Place:
Boulder: All Hail the King's Rock!!
Slowpoke: ...
Boulder: I said ALL Hail.
Slowpoke: But I can't learn Hail...?
Boulder: *geologic equivalent of a facepalm*
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Second Place:
Guy in the bottom-middle of the pic: Yes, my minions, close in slowly, Gloating-speed....
D911 Is guilty of making bad caption pictures, and not letting the deserving winners win!

Slowpoke: We..............want.......................food!

Guy in the bottom-middle of the pic: Kill D911 then you get your food!

Slowpoke: We................want.....................food... ..NOW!

Guy in the bottom-middle of the pic: No....Don't look at me like that....No....No...NO...NO! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

D911: My birthday present in action. A hypno-wheel. Works every time.
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Most Creative:
Slowpoke epic dance number.
Slowpoke- Cos I just can't wait!!!!!!!!!
They circle the kings rock.
Poliwhirl jumps up and touches the kings rock.
Poliwhirl- To be king!!!!!!!!!!
Evolves into Politoad.
King catches him in a pokeball.
King- Theres only one king!
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Most Random:
Slowpokes *in a zombie like fashion*: Rocks......rocks......
Burger King: Why can't we just let them have the King's Rock?
Blonde Man: Because if we do, Elvis cannot go through the 15th dimension after collecting the Ticket of Neveeoom.
D911: That and the King's Rock is my dinner.
Congratulations, winning entrants of the week! Here's our new picture:
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This contest ends on December 19, 2010. Now get to that captioning stuff you guys do best!
 

Devastator2000

Are you high...?
Prof. Oak: Well, would you look at that, a Ho-oh and some unknown flying over this part of Unova. The only way this day could get better is if a shaymin comes up and we catch it.
Shaymin: Helloooo? Hellllllooooo? I'm right HERE! ....Hellooooo? Ah, F*** it, I'ma go bother Mr. Mime.
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Absol: That Manaphy's going down. Manaphy, or Zoziack, has commited 50 Gazillion crimes against Pokemon kind. Sniping...Sniping....Sniping...BANG! And he falls. Finally, the Criminal, Zoziack, is dead. Team rocket, move in!
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Meowth: Is team rocket always doomed to be stranded on sea, then somehow showing back up again Spontaneously 6 minutes into the episode?
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D911: Ugh, this rock is absoulute strain on the Hamstrings, Buttstrings, and Funnybone. I need a drink.
 
Ho-Oh: And so, Wailmer, you have been found guilty of first-degree murder by this jury of peers...

Shaymin: OBJECTION! I have evidence that contradicts your...

*themightydoof is shot*
 

Houndude619

Like a BadLuck Absol
D911- Ohhhhh yeah. See you later itch!!!
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Wailmer- Ladies and gentlemen. In the sky corner. Weighing in at 438.7 lbs. From the Johto region. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OH!!!!!!!!
Crowd boos.
Ho-oh- RAHHHHHHH!!!
Wailmer- And in the sea corner. Weighing in at 518.1 lbs. From the Kanto region. GYARADOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Crowd cheers.
Gyarados- RAHHHHH!!!
Wailmer- Ladies and gentlemen. Lets get ready to POKEMON RUMBLE!!!!
Prof. Oak- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Prof Oak wakes up in bed.

Prof.Oak- Oh. It was just a nightmare. I dreamed that Nintendo were so money hungry they shamelessly created a spin off pokemon game for the wii.
D911- Yeah about that.

OFFSCREEN
Oak- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Skymin- Hey Metang I cant see. I wanna see. I thought we were a team!
Metang- We are.
Skymin- It seems like theres just a you in team.
Metang- Well you can't spell team without Metang.
Skymin- DAMMIT HE GOT ME THERE!!!

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Joy- I hope my pussy doesn't get wet.
Everyone in the caption looks at her!
Joy- My Meowth.
Meowth is stuck in the water.
Meowth- AHHHHHHHHH!
 
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VampirateMace

Internet Overlord
Wailmer: ****
Random Person: That pokemon just cursed!
*Crowd gathers*
Oak: No, no, that's impossible. Wailmer can't learn curse.
Second Person: No grandpa, she said it cursed, as in it spoke.
Oak: Curse doesn't cause smoke.
Third Person: At some point you're just too old to be a professor...
Wailmer: ******
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Oak: Ah... I get it now...
 

Lucario Wish123

Mechanics Lover
People: They're going to invade us all!
Little Boy: They're going to have sm*x with us!
Prof. Oak and Nurse Joy: Yays!
Everyone Else: O_0
Unown: *gets burned* How did that happen?
Ho-Oh: Sorry, I ate a ton of really spicy chili with extra beans...
Unown: 0_o
 

Killer_Squirtle

Follow my lead!
Legendaries left and right, but they choose to look at a morbidly obese whale!
 

Pika22

A Relic of The Past
Everyone- All Hail King Wailmer!!!
Wailmer- Thank You! Thank You!
D911- Wait, Why is this stupid wailer our king?
 
All right, my first time doing this thing...so here goes nothing...

Manaphy: OKAY! I am now going to perform CPR!!
*Starts chest compressions*
Manaphy: Snorlax can you hear me! Wake up!...Shoot, it's not working, I need to give him breaths!
*gives mouth-to-mouth breathes*
*Snorlax starts to breathe*
Manaphy: Snorlax, you're --
Snorlax: *Eats Manaphy*...Mmmmm...Salty!!

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D911: Ummm...Ho-Oh, I don't mean to bother you but could you just move you're left wing just a little bit, it's kinda blocking my field of vision...
Ho-Oh: Oh! Being picky are we? What if I don't feel like moving it? Seriously, like what are you looking at anyway...There's nothing across from you!
D911: Well, there is the ocean...and that red Gyarados.
Ho-Oh: WTH... what are you, in love with that Gyarados? My wing tip is like 0.0000000000001 mm on you're eye, which makes it barley on your face!
D911: What do you mean! It’s still blocking my vision! Could you just move your wing, please!
Ho-Oh: Has it ever crossed your mind that maybe you could move yourself to see, dummy.
D911: I’ll ask you once more, spiked-ribbon butt, move your wing!!
Ho-Oh: I don’t see why you can’t move yourself. And there’s nothing to see anyway!!
* 30 minutes later*
(* Arguing circle continues…will it ever end?…*)
D911:You’re killing me! You’re killing me! In the name of the Gods, move your wing!!
Ho-Oh: NEVER!! “There will be no white flag above my door”!!
(* …I reckon not.*)
 

MugoUrth

Bibarel's adorable.
Whailmer: Alright, let's get serious for a moment. What am I sitting in? The water. And what are you standing on? Land. And what is it apart of? The universe. And what is the universe made of? Hit it, Ho-oh!
Ho-oh: I thought the Meowth on that island was the DJ.
Meowth: Did we even hire a DJ?
Whailmer: Nevermind, here we go. Theeeeeere's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, and nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium. EVERYBODY! And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium. JUST THE ASIANS! And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium!
LandDwellers: Boooooooo!
 

Deoxys911

SSBB: 5069-4586-5573
Contest closed! The latest results are as follows:
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First Place:
Wailmer- Ladies and gentlemen. In the sky corner. Weighing in at 438.7 lbs. From the Johto region. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OH!!!!!!!!
Crowd boos.
Ho-oh- RAHHHHHHH!!!
Wailmer- And in the sea corner. Weighing in at 518.1 lbs. From the Kanto region. GYARADOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Crowd cheers.
Gyarados- RAHHHHH!!!
Wailmer- Ladies and gentlemen. Lets get ready to POKEMON RUMBLE!!!!
Prof. Oak- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Prof Oak wakes up in bed.

Prof.Oak- Oh. It was just a nightmare. I dreamed that Nintendo were so money hungry they shamelessly created a spin off pokemon game for the wii.
D911- Yeah about that.

OFFSCREEN
Oak- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Second Place:
Manaphy: OKAY! I am now going to perform CPR!!
*Starts chest compressions*
Manaphy: Snorlax can you hear me! Wake up!...Shoot, it's not working, I need to give him breaths!
*gives mouth-to-mouth breathes*
*Snorlax starts to breathe*
Manaphy: Snorlax, you're --
Snorlax: *Eats Manaphy*...Mmmmm...Salty!!
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Most Creative:
Absol: I was right... This caption contest is a disaster.
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Most Random:
Whailmer: Alright, let's get serious for a moment. What am I sitting in? The water. And what are you standing on? Land. And what is it apart of? The universe. And what is the universe made of? Hit it, Ho-oh!
Ho-oh: I thought the Meowth on that island was the DJ.
Meowth: Did we even hire a DJ?
Whailmer: Nevermind, here we go. Theeeeeere's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, and nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium. EVERYBODY! And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium. JUST THE ASIANS! And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium!
LandDwellers: Boooooooo!
Congratulations, winning peeps! Here's the new picture:
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This contest ends on December 26, 2010. Now let's all get captioning before I completely ignore another mainstream holiday's occurrence!
 

Pika22

A Relic of The Past
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Aron:*Monotone*OK BUG POKEMON. CLOSE IN ON THE CRIMINAL.
Bug Pokemon: *Buggish Noises*
Red:*Monotone* DIE VILLAN DIE.
Brandon:*Monotone* I AM NOT THE VILLAN.
D911: Good Job on the clones Professor!
 

MugoUrth

Bibarel's adorable.
Blue Hat Lady: Hey, YOU'RE not Santa Clause!
 
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