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The Caption Contest - Can it get any more new?

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Devastator2000

Are you high...?
Crowd of pokemon: RISE UP! RISE UP AGAINST THE TERRIBLE TRAINERS!
Arceus: *Zaps trainers on rooftops*
Quagsire: Carfeul, kids, A battle's coming. Cross the road fast.
Wooper #1: Mummy, why are those trainers spiraling towards the ground?
Quagsire: That's called revenge.
Wooper #2: Mummy, why is that Arceus looking at us and has a huge yellow orb in it's mouth?
Quagsire: RUN, DEAR, RUN!
 

Cyber Robert

Shockingly Lovely
Aaron: All my bug pokemon will attack!
Brendon: OBJECTION! Slowpoke is not a Big type pokemon.
Aaron: Fine...wait a minute...OBJECTION! It's a Slowbro not a Slowpoke.
D911: I'm afraid I'll have to penalize you Mr. Brendon.
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Claire: Now is my chance. I can capture this powerful Dragonite and no one can...
Quagsire: *Accidently pushes Dragonite off screen into the path of a steamroller*
Claire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 

Houndude619

Like a BadLuck Absol
Aaron- Hello! Welcome to the Pokémon League! I'm Aaron of the Elite Four. It's good to meet you. Oh, I should explain, I'm a huge fan of bug Pokémon. Bug Pokémon are nasty-mean, and yet they're beautiful, too... Would you like to know why I take on challengers here, in this room? It's because I want to become perfect, just like my bug Pokémon! Ok! Let me take you on!
Brendan- Ummmm. I just wanted to say hello, I don't wanna battle. I am just visiting from the Hoenn region.
Aaron- Oh my mistake. Hey wanna come watch A Bugs Life with me and my pokemon. Its our favourite movie.
Brendan- Yeah, I think I'll pass on that.
Aaron- Suit yourself, lets go guys.
Bug Pokemon- YAYY!!!
(offscreen)Arceus- I love Flik!
(offscreen)Ariados- Atta is pretty!
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Clair- My plan cannot fail, its foolproof!
Clair jumps off the building to get Dragonite. Dragonite turns around and walks offscreen and Clair faceplants.
Clair- Foolproof...
She faints.
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Fat guy- How did I get up here!
 

FireTypeLover

Mr. Soul Stealer
Aaron: My Bug-type Pokémon and I shall defeat you, Brendan!
Brendan: Well, right back at ya, ya fool!
Aaron: Oh, you have crossed the line! Prepare to die!
Brendan: Right back at-wait, what the crap.
A Quagsire and two Wooper pass through the middle of their insult fighting thing.
Quagsire: You shall all die for awakening my precious children!
Suddenly, Quagsire explodes and kills everyone there except for the two Wooper and itself since it just woke up after it exploded because it just fainted.
 

pikalax

Back in the OLDEN days...
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Brendon: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of Bug-type Pokemon in one turn?
Aaron: First of all, this is a Slowbro. Not a bug. Second of all, it's not called "summoning". To be honest, I'm not sure what the technical term is, but it's definitely not that. But yes, I did do it all at once.
Brendon: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Aaron: Okay, seriously, if you're trying to drag me into that joke, you're doing an awfully bad job at it. I mean, seriously... You're not supposed to sound British until episode 6!
Brendon: That's what you think, you bloody tosser.
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Buck: I watch restlessly from the shadows, awaiting Brendon's next move. Will he send out his entire party and everyone in his PC to counter Aaron's strike? Or will he chicken out like the giant pu$$y he is?
Brendon: You know I can hear you.
Buck: He shows sudden awareness of my presence! I must join the brawl on his side if I am to gain his trust. Hey Brendon, need some help?
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Carlos: Wait a minute... This isn't ShinyGold X!
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Everyone hates it when they have to wait at an intersection for a Quagsire and her family to cross.
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Female employee: Congratulations, you have won our special building top prize.
Fat guy: YEAHIKNOWNOWGIMMETHATRAGECANDYBARIMUSTHAVEITYOUDUMBT-
Female employee: To claim your prize, please fill out this 194-page survey and join in a 4-hour timeshare presentation downstairs.
Fat guy: AREYOUKIDDINGMEIJUSTCLIMBEDALLTHEWAYUPHEREFORASTUPIDTIMESHAREPRESENTATIONWHATTHEF-
Female employee: Finally, you must sign this statement that you know that no food will be provided to you until you have completed all the necessary tasks which I have just outlined for you.
Fat guy: SONOFAB-
Female employee: Beautiful!
 
Brendan: ...
The world in general: Hey! He just said what was actually being said in the picture! That's not a caption!
themightydoof: *runs*
 

chihaya01

Thank you my prince!
Oak: This tea is really good!
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Clair: Pedo Lady, we can leave on my Dragonite and start a new life!

PedoLady: Alright my child. *she flies away but forgets Clair*
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Fat guy: They left us alone and don't care anymore

his wife: Theres no reason to live!
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Slowbro: *making bug sounds*

Aaron: Your not even a bug type, but you welcomed to my army!
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Fisher man: Please wait for the happy wooper family to cross.

Brandon: ...*waits*

Wooper line: Woop!Woop!
 
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pikalax

Back in the OLDEN days...
Brendon: I thought this was a Christmas special.
Aaron: What made you think that?
Brendon: You did say, "Bah, humbug." Surely you must be Scrooge?
Aaron: Oh, heavens, no! I said "Mah hun bug!" I was talking to ol' Vespy, you see. But I see where you would be confused.
 

Deoxys911

SSBB: 5069-4586-5573
Contest closed! Now let's take a look at the results:
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First Place:
Crowd of pokemon: RISE UP! RISE UP AGAINST THE TERRIBLE TRAINERS!
Arceus: *Zaps trainers on rooftops*
Quagsire: Carfeul, kids, A battle's coming. Cross the road fast.
Wooper #1: Mummy, why are those trainers spiraling towards the ground?
Quagsire: That's called revenge.
Wooper #2: Mummy, why is that Arceus looking at us and has a huge yellow orb in it's mouth?
Quagsire: RUN, DEAR, RUN!
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Second Place:
Aaron: My Bug-type Pokémon and I shall defeat you, Brendan!
Brendan: Well, right back at ya, ya fool!
Aaron: Oh, you have crossed the line! Prepare to die!
Brendan: Right back at-wait, what the crap.
A Quagsire and two Wooper pass through the middle of their insult fighting thing.
Quagsire: You shall all die for awakening my precious children!
Suddenly, Quagsire explodes and kills everyone there except for the two Wooper and itself since it just woke up after it exploded because it just fainted.
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Most Creative:
Aaron- Hello! Welcome to the Pokémon League! I'm Aaron of the Elite Four. It's good to meet you. Oh, I should explain, I'm a huge fan of bug Pokémon. Bug Pokémon are nasty-mean, and yet they're beautiful, too... Would you like to know why I take on challengers here, in this room? It's because I want to become perfect, just like my bug Pokémon! Ok! Let me take you on!
Brendan- Ummmm. I just wanted to say hello, I don't wanna battle. I am just visiting from the Hoenn region.
Aaron- Oh my mistake. Hey wanna come watch A Bugs Life with me and my pokemon. Its our favourite movie.
Brendan- Yeah, I think I'll pass on that.
Aaron- Suit yourself, lets go guys.
Bug Pokemon- YAYY!!!
(offscreen)Arceus- I love Flik!
(offscreen)Ariados- Atta is pretty!
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Most Random:
Oak: This tea is really good!
Congratulations, final winners of 2010! Here is our next new picture:
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This contest ends January 2, 2011. Now let's get captioning before I announce my big news!
 
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chihaya01

Thank you my prince!
Luigi: MARIO!!!!

That namelss guy on lugia: Im not mario!

Luigi: Mario please!!!

Namelss guy in Lugia: *flies away*

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO~
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Oak: Where am I? OH NO I SPILLED MY TEA! Deoxys, be a good chap and make me some more.

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Wigglytuff: YOOMTAH!

*deoxys appears*

Wigglytuff: I wanted lapress =(

Snorlax appears and crushes that baby's mom, then his dad runs away.

Pedo guy in the woods: Ohh a baby! *about to get it but is scared of the Kraby with the coffe maker*
 
Treecko: Take this Luigi! Bullet seed!
* Fires bullet seed*
Luigi: What is that light? Oh no, it's like energy blasts and it's heading towards me!! Someone help!!
Everyone: ...
Luigi: *Panics* Please! Anyone...they’re coming closer!
Everyone: ...
Luigi: Why isn't anyone HELPING!!
Charmander: Yeah...no offence or anything...no one cares about you Luigi.
Luigi: That's mama Luigi to you, Charmander!!
* KABOOOOM!!*
* The bullet seed explodes Luigi*

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Poke Maniac: Fresh Krabby cake anyone?

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Luigi: Hmmmm...now where is that Slowbro?
*Looks around*
Luigi: Ah-Ha! That pink thing on those rocks looks like it!...Hey, you! Slowbro on the rocks, come here this instant!!
Slowbro: * Worries* Um... rock, rock...rock!
Luigi: Dang! I should have known it was just a rock. I guess I have to look elsewhere.
Slowbro: Hahahaaa!! No one will ever see through my disguise! Now that everyone thinks I'm just a helpless rock, I will now take over the world with paper clips!! BAWAHHAAHAAA!!
 

Devastator2000

Are you high...?
Charmander: Big news?? What is it?
Wigglytuff: You won the Lottery?
Loudred: You found a Penny?
Mutant with Shirt on and a Sign for a face: You're pregnant?
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Snorlax: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................
*Wakes up* Okay, that's it! I want a line other than 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Seriously, Us Snorlaxes are Actually Athelaxes! Especially in the Axe Field.
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Luigi: Okay, I am CERTIANLLY NOT in my world anymore....
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FireTypeLover

Mr. Soul Stealer
Luigi: Where am I...?
Charmander: Oh my gosh, it's Mario wearing a GREEN outfit!
Luigi: Wait what?
Loudred: I never thought this day would come...a Mario-Pokémon crossover! Thank you, Nintendo!
Chatot: I love you, Mario-wait for a second, that's not Mario, it's Luigi!
Luigi: That's Weegee to all of you jerks who thought I was Mario!
Luigi suddenly turns into Weegee, places a gigantic Pokéball, and disappears.
Chatot: Oh no, Weegee has placed a gigantic Pokéball that will either explode or suck all of us in!
A hideous laugh echoes.
Weegee: YOU WILL DIE!
The gigantic Pokéball sucks all of the Pokémon into it.
 
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Houndude619

Like a BadLuck Absol
Silver- Yeah can I have my meal to-go? And what do you have to drink?
Krabby- Krab Juice or Mountain Dew.
Silver- Ewwwwwwww, one Krab Juice please.
He flies off.
 

Lucario Wish123

Mechanics Lover
Treecko: Ahhh.... This beach water is a good place to take root!
Chatot: Watch out! The BP oil spill!
Treeko: Wha? *takes in oil and dies*
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Krabby holding metal head: Yes! I defeated the giant robot!
Baby: Okay, first of all, that thing was only 4 and a half feet. Second of all, it was a waiter robot. Last of all, it just tripped over you when it was trying to give Prof. Oak his tea.
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Slowbro: I always appear in these things. D911 should let me take a break. I turned pink for being in the sun too much!
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D911: Maybe I should leave Oak out of here for a while. Maybe I should leave Snorlax out too. As for Slowbro, he should stay.
 

Houndude619

Like a BadLuck Absol
D911- But, I'm a human not a pokemon!
Charmander and Loudred looked confused and shocked.
D911- Nah, I'm just messing with you, could you imagine something like that, a human turning into a pokemon somehow.
They all laugh.
 
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