The Caption Contest - Can it get any more new?

[Cyber Robert]

GAH! WE'RE LOOKING AT THE BACK OF A SHEDINJA! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

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Looker: I know that Unown, Omanyte, Mewtwo, Ho-oh, Celebi, and Deoxys are around here somewhere...but the question is 'where?'.

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Burmy: I'm sorry, I didn't mean saying 1st gen sucked.
Pinsir: Too bad, you're getting what's comin' to ya noob.
Raichu and Omanyte: Yeah, noob.
Burmy: Please, please, please, don't. I meant to say 2nd gen sucked.
Ho-oh: (in distance) WHHHHHAAAAAAT!?

 

[themightydoof]

Looker: Now where is that naughty Unown?
Audience: He's behind you!
*Looker looks behind him just as Unown ducks out of sight*
Looker: Oh, no he isn't!
Audience: Oh, yes he is!
D911: And I thought I was desperate for ideas...

 

[HookShot]

Like any good police officer, Looker is looking completely away from any and all action. Let's get his reaction to the situation.
Looker: NOPE. There's clearly no unlawful action taking place! What? What Burmy being attack by a Pinsir? I have no idea what you're talking about! Nope, not listening! LA LA LA LA LA LA!
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Ho-Oh: So why are you always stuck to me anyway?
Sacred Ash: Cause.
Ho-Oh: Oh. Dude! Guess what I just figured out! Did you know that if you spelled my name backwards it would be exactly the same?
Sacred Ash: ... Wow.
Ho-Oh: I know right! Oh, and Articuno, Zados, and Moltres! They've got uno, dos, and tres in their names! You know like Spanish!
Sacred Ash: *groan*
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Looker: This is not a windmill behind my head. It is in fact, a super hi-tech headset, which I can use to communicate with other officers in the field. Or to check my fantasy football. Whichever seems more important.

 

[pikalax]

Looker: Screw Sinnoh, I'm a 5th Generation kind of guy!

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Looker: Now that Team Galactic is behind bars, time to find some other worthless gang to track down.
Unown: How about Team Rocket?
Looker: Nah, too cliché.

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Charon: GOLDEEN need log!
Scientist: Yes, nah, CHANSEY!
Raichu: Red Namrah, CHARMANDER!
Looker: Now what were those passwords again?

 

[Mystery Dragon Fang]

Looker: All these Pokemon have gathered here in the field, around these bad-guys. Guess I'll just look around and see what they're up to.
*badum tschh*

 

[Pika22]

Looker: WHERE THE HECK AM I???????

Serebii: SPPf, stupid.

Looker: Really?

Serebii: Yea. I own the site.

Looker: Cool!

Serebii: Oh, by the way, You're banned.

Looker: WHATT!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
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3 hours later

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Looker: WHY AM I BANNED!?!?!?!?!

Serebii: Cause I said so

D911: Break it up! *erases Serebii's and Looker's sprites*

 

[VampirateMace]

*Points* Unknown Z broke the fourth wall!

 

[FireTypeLover]

Charon: Hahahaha, that idiot cop doesn't know the bad guys known as TEAM GALACTIC are right behind him! Hahahahaha!
*Looker turns around.*
Looker: Holy cow, it's Team Galactic! How long have you been here and what did you just say?
Charon: Oh, an hour or so. And I said...uh...that epic cop doesn't know...the donut guys known as Team...Donuts are right behind him!
Looker: Oooh, donuts! Can I have one?
Charon: Sure. *Charon hands Looker a donut.*
Looker: Mmm, this is a good donut. Okay, carry on.
*Looker turns around again*
Charon: Hahahaha! Our plan is actually to steal the Heatran and conquer Sinnoh! Mwahahahahahaha!
*Looker turns around once again*
Looker: You should really speak more quietly in case a good cop comes and arrests you.

 

[woot21]

Looked: Now why can't I find my lawn mower? Or my Rotom for that matter.

 

[chihaya01]

Looker: I must be quite the looker if all these pokemon are following me!

Celebi: *re loops time to make it happen for ever, trapping everyone forever but also trapping herself*

 

[Deoxys911]

I think you messed up a bit on the most creative for the first judging, the quote from below is leaking into it.

Oh! I didn't catch that! Sorry for the confusion. It's fixed now.

By the way, if anyone knows anything about the future of TCC, please let me know on my profile. I haven't heard anything in a while, and I want to know whether or not our Captioners will have to suffer a delay between threads. Any info would be nice!

Anyway, contest closed! Here's the results for last week's contest:

First Place:

Ho-oh: Where's ash? I need to fly around him and make rare appearances to give him delusions of grandeur!

Second Place:

Looked: Now why can't I find my lawn mower? Or my Rotom for that matter.

Most Creative:

Looker: This is not a windmill behind my head. It is in fact, a super hi-tech headset, which I can use to communicate with other officers in the field. Or to check my fantasy football. Whichever seems more important.

Most Random:

Looker: Now where is that naughty Unown?
Audience: He's behind you!
*Looker looks behind him just as Unown ducks out of sight*
Looker: Oh, no he isn't!
Audience: Oh, yes he is!
D911: And I thought I was desperate for ideas...

Congratulations, this picture's winners! Here is the next picture:

This contest ends February 12, 2011. Now let's get captioning before this thread dies and joins these Brawlers!

 

[Cyber Robert]

Lucario: AURA BEAM!
*beam hits bomb and blows up stage*
D911: ....at least he used bombs wisely.
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Super Wario: I'mma gonna profit off of this. I'll-a be a super hero from a small town who-a goes to a big city and-a saves-a the reporter. I'mma so original.
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Wobuffet: HIIIIIII!
Motocross man: For the last time, you cannot replace Kirby, Wobuffet.

 

[Will-powered Spriter]

Olimar: Tis the End of the Day, and the End of an Era!
*Wario Farts*
Olimar: Do you mind? I'm trying to be profound here!
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D911: I must go now, my planet needs me!

D911: Also, you guys are weirdos.

 

[woot21]

Lucario: KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Deoxys: And yet another unoriginal joke from woot21. He needs to retire soon.
woot21: Hey, at least I didn't make an SSJ Sonic joke to go along with it. Something about "I am a Sayian, raised on Earth, and my name is Son-Sonic. And I wil be the one to defeat you! ... because you're too slow!"
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Wario: All this chaos reminds me of something on SPPf that is no longer there.
Ho-oh: Old misc.?
Wario: No, even more chaotic than that, and even more filled with stupidity.
Lucario: Last Poster Wins?
Wario: No, something slightly more structured than that, but not really.
D911: The Brawl and SSB4 threads?
Wario: No, those were way more chaotic than this.
D911: I'm going have to disagree there.
Wario: Well you're wrong.
D911: No! You! ARE!
*D911 used Hyper Beam*
Wario: Go Wobuffet! Use Mirror Coat!
Wobuffet used Mirror Coat! Wobuffet countered Hyper Beam!
D911: Well fu-*hit by attack*
Wario: Now this reminds me of the Brawl thread.

 

[HookShot]

Wario: Heh heh... Pull my finger. It'll only be a cute little poot, I promise.
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D911: This picture was supposed to be released months ago, but it was delayed.
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D911: There's a number of Brawl-related jokes I could make right now. But I won't. Why? Cause I don't want to, and I'm a cool customer who likes doing things his own way.

 

[9dragonbreed]

Lucario: ALL OF THEM PISSED ME OFF AND MUST DIE
D911: I knew thes non-pokemon sprites would ri-olu (rile) him up
DEAD SILENCE
D911: No rimshot... awkard

 

[pikalax]

(I'm sensing a pattern here...)

Deoxys911 joins the Brawl!!

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Wobbuffet: Two final smashes? But why?
Wynaut: (off-screen) Why not?

 

[VampirateMace]

Wobuffet: Wobaaa-Fffet!
Lucario: Super-Sayin!!!
D911: I don't know what the hell is going on anymore...
Me: That make about 35 of us...

 

[Ditto123]

Wario: Pull my finger. It's not gunna hurt. I only ate 20 thousand bean burritos.
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Olimar: T-5,T-4,T-3,T-2,T-1, Blast---
Lucario: AURA BEAM
*Hits rocket
Olimar: Olimar is blasting off again!
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*Everyone fighting
*D911 comes in
D911: Um...wrong room. Sorry
*D911 leaves
*Fighting continues
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This is what happens when Justin Beiber sings
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*Everyone fights
*They kill everyone, including themselves
*Ho-oh's sacred ash revives everyone
*Fighting starts again

 

[themightydoof]

D911: Heh heh heh, my evil plan is going perfectly... Now! Finish them all off and then move on to ridding me of those pesky captioners!

Wobbuffet: Sir, yes sir!