The Caption Contest

Koubagia · Jan 8, 2006

Approved by t3h PsiUmbreon.

Welcome to the Caption Contest version 3. I had the old one closed after the change of ownership; it now belongs to me. You come up with a short-but-funny quote. Simple! You get 4 days to put up captions, a change from before to allow for more entries, more time captioning and less time waiting for the results and the next contest. I post the official winners, but Volteon and Golde, the co-owners, also post favourites.

The categories I judge by are:

~ Dead Last
~ Most Random
~ Most Creative
~ Second Place
~ First Place

The first place caption gets added to the picture, as you can see in the ‘previous winning images’ section below.

Rules
1. Standard forum rules apply.
2. 4 days. No exceptions.
3. Don't PM staff about the contest.
4. We have more than enough staff, quit asking.
5. I'll ban rule breakers from the thread.

Current pic:

Kanadian Kyuubi · Jan 8, 2006

I am not in Hoenn anymore...

~*Myuu the Ryuu*~ · Jan 8, 2006

i'm going to get that celebi if it takes me my whole life...

~*Mudkip Fantastic*~ · Jan 9, 2006

Will our old posts still count?

~;258;LordLugia;258;~

Kaimorse · Jan 9, 2006

Brendon: This isn't the Sacred Realm!

MetaKnight · Jan 9, 2006

Brendan: Hoenn is History! Kanto here i come!

MaskedManAbsolkid · Jan 9, 2006

Edit: Sorry for over-reacting in the previous post.

Since you've got the others, I'll post two:

Brendan: Is this paint-by-numbers?
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Brendan: There's the numbers for paint-by-numbers, and it's called Missingno.

They're different, BTW.

Luxuria · Jan 9, 2006

Brendan: I hope Oak doesn't mind I spray painted here......

Koubagia · Jan 9, 2006

Will our old posts still count?

Yup, got copies of them.

Leon · Jan 9, 2006

Brendan: From one overused starter to another!!!

~*Mudkip Fantastic*~ · Jan 10, 2006

AAAAH the sky is falling!

~;258;LordLugia;258;~

Koubagia · Jan 10, 2006

~*Mudkip Fantastic*~ · Jan 13, 2006

For gods sake man POST THE BLOODY RESULTS!

~;258;Lugia1521;258;~

zeppelin · Jan 13, 2006

Why does it take so long?

Koubagia · Jan 13, 2006

Sorry, sorry!

Okay, here are all the entries:

Wooper the glooper
Brendan: Stupid gamefreak trying to make a retro pokemon game

Katiekitten
Brendan: We're all going on a, summer holiday...

Kitty girl
Brendan: Red is the new Sapphire!
Brendan: Time to go look under the Vermillion city truck!
Brendan: Time traveling, what wonderful thing.
Brendan: To the poke-mobile!

Medea
Brendan: Stupid machine! I wanted to go back 10 minutes, not 10 years

lugia1521
Ash's mum: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH COLOUR
Brendan: Damn you Time Team!
Brendan:So this was what life was ten years ago.
Brendan: RUN AWAY!
Brendan:So this is Kanto's Golden age? It seems more white to me!
Brendan: So this is what Team Colourblind wanted.
Brendan:OH an ant.
Ash:Stop turning my mother on! *! over brendan's head.*
Brendan: AAAAH I'm colourblind!
Brendan: I told you to PAINT Kanto Ninty!
AAAAH the sky is falling!

fuzzyquilfish
Random guy: Ash why are you dressed up as a future freak?
Brendan: oh, you take a left at Vermillion!

Water Flower
Bring on the technicolor!
Brendan: I hope Oak doesn't mind I spray painted here......

hurricane of light
Brendan:well, at least the text box is still in color

pikapete
Brendan: You would NOT BELIEVE how many Rattata there are out there

pok*e
Brendan: I don't think were in Hoenn any more.

Mewtwo's Guardian Demon
Brendan: I think we are experiencing technical difficulties...
Brendan: Can someone lend me some pencil crayons?
Brendan: I think I should not play Sonic CD...

johnrock
Brendan: I knew that when Ash said he would show his house something was wrong
Brendan: so this is what happens when the Smeargles go on vacation

Rukario639
Brendan: Great, the time machine's broken!
Brendan: Cool! I'm in the 50's!

chuboy
To his horror, Brendan suddenly realised he had been sucked into a Pensieve.

Former Absolkid
Brendan: Great, first May gets sucked into Final Fantasy, now I'm in R/B/Y!
Brendan: Is this where you do the Missingno. cheat?
Brendan: Where am I? London, Paris, maybe Tokyo?
Brendan:...PAINTING TIME!
Brendan: Who painted this, the original gameboy crew? Oh, wait...
Brendan: Argh! The sprites, they suck!
Brendan: Egads! What has Prof. E Gadd done?
Brendan: I knew something was wrong when the Battle Frontier disappeared...
Brendan: Yay! I'm finally half as tall as houses!
Brendan: Is this paint-by-numbers?
Brendan: There's the numbers for paint-by-numbers, and it's called Missingno.

PokeKing
Brendan: Littleroot did some serious remodeling.

Missingno. Master
Brendan; Great. After months of searching, I FINALLY find Celebi, and it sends me here.
Brendan; OK, Abra, you were WAAAY off that time.
Brendan; MUAHAHA! I will catch a Missingno., bring it back to Hoenn, and take over the world!
Brendan; Woah. I just remember Celebi glowing bright as hell, then I passed out.
Brendan; That's the last time I ever eat a whole box of Oreos before bed.
Brendan; Nobody here has ever heard of Celebi? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Brendan; ....Stupid programmer's strike.....
Brendan; Why didn't anyone get my joke about the Rayquaza and the Sudowoodo?
Brendan; As soon as Professor Birch mentioned an "expiramental time machine", I knew it was a bad idea.
Brendan; Great. I land here, and the time machine's somewhere in Johto.
Brendan; Where am I and why can my Magneton be poisoned?!
Brendan; I TOLD them to make a game with better graphics, but no, retro's where it's at now.... Idiots....
Brendan; The next time Game Freak pulls a stunt like this, I quit!
Brendan; OK, so maybe being Red's stuntman isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Brendan; Never wish for the ability to find Missingno. around a Jirachi....
Brendan; These people don't know anything beyond the first 150 Pokemon! Unown is unknown to them!

The General of Terror
Brendan:Oh snap,I forgot to get May in the new version.
Brendan:I said Retro Party not Retro Version!
Brendan:Where`s my soda?
Brendan:This Caption Contest is Closing?Aw snap.
House:Brendan......I want May to be in the new version too.
Prof. Oaks Lab:All you do is sign up for a version and they put you on the Retro one.

hi 5
Brendan:Everyone hates me!!Even the color ran away!?!!

Kanadian Kyuubi
I am not in Hoenn anymore...

Haru
Brendan: From one overused starter to another!!!

ZachiDude
Brendan: Hoenn is History! Kanto here i come!

Bandana Guy Dale
Brendan: This isn't the Sacred Realm!

XD001emerald
Brendan: I'm going to get that celebi if it takes me my whole life...

Okay, and the results!

With Last Place:

Kanadian Kyuubi said:
I am not in Hoenn anymore...

With Most Random:

Kitty girl said:
Brendan: To the poke-mobile!

With Most Creative:

chuboy said:
To his horror, Brendan suddenly realised he had been sucked into a Pensieve.

In Second:

Missingno. Master said:
Brendan: These people don't know anything beyond the first 150 Pokemon! Unown is unknown to them!

And In First:

Missingno. Master said:
Brendan: OK, Abra, you were WAAAY off that time.

I'll post the new contest as soon as it is finished, in about tennish minutes time.

zeppelin · Jan 13, 2006

woot i cant wait for the next

Koubagia · Jan 13, 2006

That would be Missingno. Master's winning entry.

That would be the next contest. This one is closing at 7pm Tuesday GMT.

PokeManiac1522 · Jan 13, 2006

Brendon: Good plan. Where do I come in though?

PokeManiac1522 · Jan 13, 2006

Brendon: And I thought I was lucky already.

P.S. Am I allowed to double-post(if anynoe hasn't already posted by the time I finish this reply)?

~*Mudkip Fantastic*~ · Jan 13, 2006

Ash: Wow this shop is popular.
or
Ash:*whispers*then you Registeel go in there with the gun
or
Ash:Great party guys!
or
Groudon:Would you like to buy some cookies
more later^_^

~;258;Lugia1521;258;~

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