Zephyr Flare
/pose
I do also warn there is a few swears amongst randomness, my muse swears sometimes m'okay?
This was a collab between me and Nara_Shikamaru absolutely ages ago hence it refers to me as Feather Dancer. But while hunting for one of my fic files only on this computer, I found it, sorted the formatting and repost it for your benefit.
Was a daft idea we had in chat one day and well neither of us are humor writers xD
So anywho, on we go.
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Chapter 1 is about to start now (Well duh (note: DUH is copyright of Dani, aka Bluchu, to use this without her permission is punishable by death. I am using Duh since she doesn’t have a copyright on this one. Now you’re probably wondering why this title is so damn long well its because you won’t let me start, so shoot me *is shot* nice, you’re just prolonging the rant within this said title)
*note: The cable modem is currently ****ed up, please connect using other connection*
Connecting to AOL via 56k Dial up modem…….random crappy noises that sound like the mix of so random rapping crap with the sound of a cat screeching loudly….cough……this may take some time, please, take some time to get yourself a magazine, maybe some food, or maybe a two week trip to Barbados with the family, when you return you’ll still find this is trying to connect……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….fjkegfhg3kfjkfkjffwf</random gibberish noise produced by computer>……………………………………..
Welcome to A….O…HELL
YOU HAVE E-MAIL
E-mail one – Welcome to AOL, we own your soul now
E-mail two – Free laxatives if you sign up for disco bowling today
E-mail three – GET ON WITH THE DAMN FIC
Authors note: Please don’t kill me for the AOL comments; I’m just mentioning this due to my experience with AOL.
The scene: Sandra is currently away in her unknown location, probably her dungeon, with Knuckles the Echidna (poor bugger *gets stabbed by Sandra from hidden location “Very funny ).
Feather Dancer (I suggest you look up this creature, she is a creation by Sandra Dragoneye, aka Lady Dragoneye and funnily enough has the name Feather Dancer too) and Chargon (Pokemon, copyright of some dude, heck, I can’t remember his name at this point. Chargon however, is a creature created by Sandra, go check out her fic to find out more about this dragon).
</shameless plug GO READ HER DAMN FIC TOO>.
The main characters are Chikarma (Sandra’s Mewtwo, who seems to have loads of Fangirls running around) and Rai (Sandra’s Raichu, duh). Both of these pokemon have found, a wallet, not only is this wallet special, it happens to contain quite a bit of cash. Namely, Sandra’s money she earned while doing her…erm…’day job’ featuring killing for cash.
Now to end the insane rants of a fanfic writer and onto the actual fic </ends Insane Rant> Don’t worry, another one is about to start >:3
Scene 1: Couch in front of the TV: Chikarma is currently watching Blues Clues with the odd bouts of cheering and shouts of being-pleased-with-Mewtwoy self when questions are asked.
‘What ya watching’ Rai asks in a cheerful voice as she jumps from the door edge and onto sofa next to a still ever watchful of the TV Chikarma.
‘Uhmm, Blues…Clues, quiet’ Chikarma telepathized as he remains fixated at the TV, a little drool leaking out of his mouth.
‘So I was thinking, maybe we…’
‘Ungh, QUIET’ Chikarma bellows with his mind, well, what’s left of it anyway.
‘No need to yell!” Rai clicks her tongue in distain “But I was thinking, we maybe could go get some cheese since we’ve came into a bit of money. Sandra won’t be back for a few weeks and we have all of this money to spend. Lets go to Chedder’s Creative Colourful Cheese Check Out on the high street!’
“Maybe later” Chikarma whispers as he continues to stare at the TV in his zombie state too o__o to even bother to acknowledge correctly.
‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!’ Rai pleads with her most powerful weapon at the ready, huge watery puppy eyes. It was about this time Chikarma’s face begins to twitch slightly but still he refuses to respond directly.
‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ;;!’ still, Chikarma refuses to answer but this time the tick forced his eyelids to open and close within second intervals.
A low growl began to echo from the depths of his throat. Rai is now perched on his lap tugging at his ruff fur.
‘PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!’ She squeals yanking hard.
‘ALRIGHT, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR **** SAKE!!!’ Chikarma snarls angrily pulling the Chu off his fur.
‘YOSH!’ Rai cries, her Sonic playing in evidence as she’s shoved off the angry feline freak’s lap.
Her tail is flicks into the shape of victory and her paw is perfect salute to accompany. Chikarma however just looks extremely ****** and red as he quickly stuffs a tape in to record the rest of his beloved show as he deals with the house’s resident rodent.
The Cheese Shop: Chikarma and Rai the Raichu arrive in hopes to buy a ton of cheese, they just happen to love cheese (Come on who doesn’t?).
‘So what kind of cheese do you want?’ Chikarma casually asked Raichu as they stroll into the shop.
‘Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese’ Rai replies doing a perfect Homer impression.
Rai’s eyes quickly change to widen at the walls upon walls of cheese that seemed to tower forever on towards the great cheese in the sky (surely you know what THAT is). Chikarma ignores this, spoting the desk clerk staring into space. Upon her cheese vest was a cheese tag with the name Chedder engraved into this with some black ink (probably the reason it hadn’t been eaten yet).
‘Oh, customers!’ Cheddar exclaims sitting on the counter with tail still guarding the till.
Poor girl still has that solemn look on her face due to Sandra forgetting to add her mouth on recently. (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8611470/ go here for the stare, mystifying huh?)
‘May I serve you a question?’ she asks with the same stare of hypno mush.
‘Erm, sure’ Karma replies as he notices Rai trundle of into the corner and begin plotting some stuff, probably what to do with the cheese, the cheese oh glorious cheese God who created cheese…..
‘Have you seen a carrot coloured gecko outside? Its been following me ever since I showed sympathy for the poor thing.’ Cheddar sighs, not at the fact how her name is spelt keeps changing, but noticing the same carrot coloured gecko staring through the window and drooling at the sight of some cheese, probably cheddar since that reminded him of his love.
‘O_O;;;;;;’ this face came across Chikarma and Chedder as they notice the little lizard press his face up against the window.
Chikarma resistes the urge to shout “Open the door, damn it!” as Chedder just sweat drops at her local stalker.
‘So….how may I help you today?’ Cheddar smiles acting like nothing had happened previously, whoah time loop.
‘We would like muchos cheese, all different kinds for £1000, we have the money…Rai, bring the money!’ Chikarma snaps at the little orange/brown rat (Rai: INSULT!), which seems to change coloured from Ruby/Blue/Yellow/Gold/Silver/Crystal/Ruby/Sapphire/Firered/Leafgreen but gets no response from her.
Chikarma turns his head towards the outside of the shop and spys Rai talking to the carrot coloured reptile.
‘Damn it Rai, get in here, you’ll only encourage it to follow us!’ Karma scolds.
‘Alright, alright, I’m coming.’ The Chu responds using her large ears to, well, hear.
‘Look, I don’t appreciate the fact that you’re playing a practical joke on me. Would you please leave’ Cheddar sighed heavily thinking this whole thing was some kind of practical joke where she was the butt of it.
‘Look here lady, does it look like I’m joking? Now give us the damn cheese or else!’ Rai snarls angrily grabbing her by the cheese jacket and bringing her across the counter.
(Rule number 2 when handling Rodent pokemon: Never, EVER, withhold cheese from them or they will get ****** off about it. Rule number 1 you ask? Well, that’s never ever clean up their mess or they’ll clean up yours, but not in the way you’d like. Poor old man McGraw, he’s never been the same since the operation :3).
‘Ok ok! Just show me the money!’ (*Cough* RIPOFF *cough*) Chedder nervously replies.
‘There you go! :3’ Rai slams the large pile of cash upon the tail with a big smug smile that stretches across her face, cheeks glowing unusually.
‘Thank you, and how will you be taking your cheese home?’ Cheddar asks, but she gets a bewildered look from both Rai and Chikarma.
‘This is a dilemma and a half, is there anyway you can deliver it today?’ Chikarma replies, mind drifting back to TV already.
‘Sure, as long as you get that carrot coloured lizard away from the store!’ Cheddar groans taking the money and placing it in the till behind the desk.
‘Ok, Chikarma, here’s the plan, you’ll dress up as this Cheddar person’ Rai has an instant idea, light bulb not included.
‘But…But I’m a guy, and he’s not going to fall for it, why can’t you do it ;;?’
‘Because I’m too damn short aren’t I, knock knock, is your brain home?’ Rai answers back tapping on his head to see if anything but a hollow thud was heard, sadly nay, it was not meant to be.
‘Don’t touch me!’ Karmarama snaps, growling with his tail twitching.
‘Chill, we need to do this!’
‘Fine! But I won’t like it…’ Chikarma scowls
After a few minutes of getting dressed up in the outfit, Karma hardly looks too thrilled with his new look, and he especially didn’t like wearing a bra. The brown hair was annoying him too, it wouldn’t stay out of his eyes, it seemed like they were made for each other with the amount of time they spent together.
‘Really, this is ridiculous, all for some cheese!’ Chikarma snorted but was greeted by the evilest glare Rai could give; enough to send the hairs (or fur) on your back stand up.
Kitted up in the hat and apron, the most uncheetahy Karma looks like a super deformed version of the Cheetah girl though he did let it slip he liked the eye shadow. Going back into the main room where Chedder is, she looks at the reformed Chikarma with as grin of her own.
‘I put the blinds up so my little orange reptile didn’t see, I want you two to go out the front and I’ll take your cheese out the back way. Take the empty boxes on the counter and just make out you’re delivering, the idiot won’t have noticed its actually quitting time for me. Go as far as you want, anything just to buy me some time!’ The cheetah sighs taking off her apron and hat, sticking them on the counter collecting the various boxes of paid for cheesy delights.
She then passes the keys with her tail to the drooling Raichu by her feet whom is still staring at the cheeses.
‘Don’t forget to lock up you two
’. With that, she takes the boxes and slips into the backroom.
‘Man this thing’s unconformable…’ Chikarma mutters not happy about having to wear the bra as it is soooo Chargon, Rai however, now back on track, seems most amused.
‘Quit yer whining, they’ll be cheese when we get home!’
‘I’ll die before I look at cheese the same way…’ Chikarma mutters picking up the abandoned boxes.
The Chu grins back then proceeds to open the door with her tail and kicks it open.
‘Ladies first! ;D’
‘Remind me to kill you later…’ Chikarma growls down at the offering mouse that’s in mid bow trying to hold back her laughter.
He walks out though still muttering then waits in half stride for her to lock the door with her tail.
“CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAR!!!!!”
Rai: /oO_Oo\
Disguised Chikarma: ‘///.O’
Chikarma instantly gets grabbed by the previously seen lizard and hugged; luckily he manages to keep hold of the various boxes.
‘**** now know why she wanted the distraction! RUN FOR IT!!!’ Chikarma screams legging it with the empty boxes making the former attachment fall off. Rai, too shocked for a wise crack jumps onto all fours and legs it after him.
To make a long run short, (Chikarma: Thank God! >>) the two Pokemon have been legging it for a while now though are both running out of energy as the stalker continues to chase after an extremely deformed version of his ‘true love’ who has a Raichu in tow which isn’t normal but he fails to notice. *pant* As luck would have it… well just read it.
‘Oh my God look; it’s our house ahead! Oh and there’s that God damn Microsoft building, of all things to have for neighbours.’ Chikarma yells then mutters in said order.
The Gecko just happens to look across and see said Microsoft building and instantly stops as the two Pokemon continue to run back to their house. (Hey it’s a long building!)
Panic overcomes it, Microsoft is one of the carrot coloured ones most hated companies and in chasing what he believes is his love, he has runs straight in front of their main HQ!
Completely panic stricken about the turn of events and confusion over running further past the building to continue chasing, the gecko curls up into a tight ball, rocking backwards and forwards muttering song quotes and pieces of gibberish in his stricken state.
He actually ends up there all night till a cop car went past early the next morning which scared him back to his senses and sent him back to the cheese shop for his day job, Chedder watching.
‘Oh my ****ing God, HOME!’ Chikarma yells throwing the boxes onto the grass and legging it inside to get out of the costume.
Rai however holds back noticing the cheese boxes freshly laid on the doorstep. Exhausted however, she can’t summon the energy to open them and feast upon their golden goodness.
Chikarma comes out wearing a towel as well as being slightly damp and looks at the Raichu.
‘Rai, you coming in or what?’
‘No.’
‘No? What the **** do you mean no?!’
’I’m gonna sit out here and guard the cheese! >(‘ Rai yells perching herself on top of the boxes.
‘You can do that inside you know…’ Chikarma mutters rolling his eyes.
‘But its cold out here, that means they’ll be fresher in the morning!’ Her sanity obviously dripping away by the minute from her expression.
‘Oh ok fine! If you freeze to death out here it ain’t my fault got it?’ He then closes the door leaving the partly drooling Chu still on the doorstep.
Rai dons a bearskin hat, one she swiped off a London guard one time and sits proudly upon the boxes muttering my pressssioussss hoping to stay awake the entire time.
We regret to tell you that she doesn’t last half the night.
*clap clap* Ok fella’s that’s a wrap, someone for the love of God take a picture of that Chu then stick her inside, she’ll freeze out here before the next chapter’s finished. And Chikarma, take that Goddamn eye shadow off! Damn drag muse
End chapter 1
This was a collab between me and Nara_Shikamaru absolutely ages ago hence it refers to me as Feather Dancer. But while hunting for one of my fic files only on this computer, I found it, sorted the formatting and repost it for your benefit.
Was a daft idea we had in chat one day and well neither of us are humor writers xD
So anywho, on we go.
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Chapter 1 is about to start now (Well duh (note: DUH is copyright of Dani, aka Bluchu, to use this without her permission is punishable by death. I am using Duh since she doesn’t have a copyright on this one. Now you’re probably wondering why this title is so damn long well its because you won’t let me start, so shoot me *is shot* nice, you’re just prolonging the rant within this said title)
*note: The cable modem is currently ****ed up, please connect using other connection*
Connecting to AOL via 56k Dial up modem…….random crappy noises that sound like the mix of so random rapping crap with the sound of a cat screeching loudly….cough……this may take some time, please, take some time to get yourself a magazine, maybe some food, or maybe a two week trip to Barbados with the family, when you return you’ll still find this is trying to connect……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….fjkegfhg3kfjkfkjffwf</random gibberish noise produced by computer>……………………………………..
Welcome to A….O…HELL
YOU HAVE E-MAIL
E-mail one – Welcome to AOL, we own your soul now
E-mail two – Free laxatives if you sign up for disco bowling today
E-mail three – GET ON WITH THE DAMN FIC
Authors note: Please don’t kill me for the AOL comments; I’m just mentioning this due to my experience with AOL.
The scene: Sandra is currently away in her unknown location, probably her dungeon, with Knuckles the Echidna (poor bugger *gets stabbed by Sandra from hidden location “Very funny ).
Feather Dancer (I suggest you look up this creature, she is a creation by Sandra Dragoneye, aka Lady Dragoneye and funnily enough has the name Feather Dancer too) and Chargon (Pokemon, copyright of some dude, heck, I can’t remember his name at this point. Chargon however, is a creature created by Sandra, go check out her fic to find out more about this dragon).
</shameless plug GO READ HER DAMN FIC TOO>.
The main characters are Chikarma (Sandra’s Mewtwo, who seems to have loads of Fangirls running around) and Rai (Sandra’s Raichu, duh). Both of these pokemon have found, a wallet, not only is this wallet special, it happens to contain quite a bit of cash. Namely, Sandra’s money she earned while doing her…erm…’day job’ featuring killing for cash.
Now to end the insane rants of a fanfic writer and onto the actual fic </ends Insane Rant> Don’t worry, another one is about to start >:3
Scene 1: Couch in front of the TV: Chikarma is currently watching Blues Clues with the odd bouts of cheering and shouts of being-pleased-with-Mewtwoy self when questions are asked.
‘What ya watching’ Rai asks in a cheerful voice as she jumps from the door edge and onto sofa next to a still ever watchful of the TV Chikarma.
‘Uhmm, Blues…Clues, quiet’ Chikarma telepathized as he remains fixated at the TV, a little drool leaking out of his mouth.
‘So I was thinking, maybe we…’
‘Ungh, QUIET’ Chikarma bellows with his mind, well, what’s left of it anyway.
‘No need to yell!” Rai clicks her tongue in distain “But I was thinking, we maybe could go get some cheese since we’ve came into a bit of money. Sandra won’t be back for a few weeks and we have all of this money to spend. Lets go to Chedder’s Creative Colourful Cheese Check Out on the high street!’
“Maybe later” Chikarma whispers as he continues to stare at the TV in his zombie state too o__o to even bother to acknowledge correctly.
‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!’ Rai pleads with her most powerful weapon at the ready, huge watery puppy eyes. It was about this time Chikarma’s face begins to twitch slightly but still he refuses to respond directly.
‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ;;!’ still, Chikarma refuses to answer but this time the tick forced his eyelids to open and close within second intervals.
A low growl began to echo from the depths of his throat. Rai is now perched on his lap tugging at his ruff fur.
‘PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!’ She squeals yanking hard.
‘ALRIGHT, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR **** SAKE!!!’ Chikarma snarls angrily pulling the Chu off his fur.
‘YOSH!’ Rai cries, her Sonic playing in evidence as she’s shoved off the angry feline freak’s lap.
Her tail is flicks into the shape of victory and her paw is perfect salute to accompany. Chikarma however just looks extremely ****** and red as he quickly stuffs a tape in to record the rest of his beloved show as he deals with the house’s resident rodent.
The Cheese Shop: Chikarma and Rai the Raichu arrive in hopes to buy a ton of cheese, they just happen to love cheese (Come on who doesn’t?).
‘So what kind of cheese do you want?’ Chikarma casually asked Raichu as they stroll into the shop.
‘Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese’ Rai replies doing a perfect Homer impression.
Rai’s eyes quickly change to widen at the walls upon walls of cheese that seemed to tower forever on towards the great cheese in the sky (surely you know what THAT is). Chikarma ignores this, spoting the desk clerk staring into space. Upon her cheese vest was a cheese tag with the name Chedder engraved into this with some black ink (probably the reason it hadn’t been eaten yet).
‘Oh, customers!’ Cheddar exclaims sitting on the counter with tail still guarding the till.
Poor girl still has that solemn look on her face due to Sandra forgetting to add her mouth on recently. (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8611470/ go here for the stare, mystifying huh?)
‘May I serve you a question?’ she asks with the same stare of hypno mush.
‘Erm, sure’ Karma replies as he notices Rai trundle of into the corner and begin plotting some stuff, probably what to do with the cheese, the cheese oh glorious cheese God who created cheese…..
‘Have you seen a carrot coloured gecko outside? Its been following me ever since I showed sympathy for the poor thing.’ Cheddar sighs, not at the fact how her name is spelt keeps changing, but noticing the same carrot coloured gecko staring through the window and drooling at the sight of some cheese, probably cheddar since that reminded him of his love.
‘O_O;;;;;;’ this face came across Chikarma and Chedder as they notice the little lizard press his face up against the window.
Chikarma resistes the urge to shout “Open the door, damn it!” as Chedder just sweat drops at her local stalker.
‘So….how may I help you today?’ Cheddar smiles acting like nothing had happened previously, whoah time loop.
‘We would like muchos cheese, all different kinds for £1000, we have the money…Rai, bring the money!’ Chikarma snaps at the little orange/brown rat (Rai: INSULT!), which seems to change coloured from Ruby/Blue/Yellow/Gold/Silver/Crystal/Ruby/Sapphire/Firered/Leafgreen but gets no response from her.
Chikarma turns his head towards the outside of the shop and spys Rai talking to the carrot coloured reptile.
‘Damn it Rai, get in here, you’ll only encourage it to follow us!’ Karma scolds.
‘Alright, alright, I’m coming.’ The Chu responds using her large ears to, well, hear.
‘Look, I don’t appreciate the fact that you’re playing a practical joke on me. Would you please leave’ Cheddar sighed heavily thinking this whole thing was some kind of practical joke where she was the butt of it.
‘Look here lady, does it look like I’m joking? Now give us the damn cheese or else!’ Rai snarls angrily grabbing her by the cheese jacket and bringing her across the counter.
(Rule number 2 when handling Rodent pokemon: Never, EVER, withhold cheese from them or they will get ****** off about it. Rule number 1 you ask? Well, that’s never ever clean up their mess or they’ll clean up yours, but not in the way you’d like. Poor old man McGraw, he’s never been the same since the operation :3).
‘Ok ok! Just show me the money!’ (*Cough* RIPOFF *cough*) Chedder nervously replies.
‘There you go! :3’ Rai slams the large pile of cash upon the tail with a big smug smile that stretches across her face, cheeks glowing unusually.
‘Thank you, and how will you be taking your cheese home?’ Cheddar asks, but she gets a bewildered look from both Rai and Chikarma.
‘This is a dilemma and a half, is there anyway you can deliver it today?’ Chikarma replies, mind drifting back to TV already.
‘Sure, as long as you get that carrot coloured lizard away from the store!’ Cheddar groans taking the money and placing it in the till behind the desk.
‘Ok, Chikarma, here’s the plan, you’ll dress up as this Cheddar person’ Rai has an instant idea, light bulb not included.
‘But…But I’m a guy, and he’s not going to fall for it, why can’t you do it ;;?’
‘Because I’m too damn short aren’t I, knock knock, is your brain home?’ Rai answers back tapping on his head to see if anything but a hollow thud was heard, sadly nay, it was not meant to be.
‘Don’t touch me!’ Karmarama snaps, growling with his tail twitching.
‘Chill, we need to do this!’
‘Fine! But I won’t like it…’ Chikarma scowls
After a few minutes of getting dressed up in the outfit, Karma hardly looks too thrilled with his new look, and he especially didn’t like wearing a bra. The brown hair was annoying him too, it wouldn’t stay out of his eyes, it seemed like they were made for each other with the amount of time they spent together.
‘Really, this is ridiculous, all for some cheese!’ Chikarma snorted but was greeted by the evilest glare Rai could give; enough to send the hairs (or fur) on your back stand up.
Kitted up in the hat and apron, the most uncheetahy Karma looks like a super deformed version of the Cheetah girl though he did let it slip he liked the eye shadow. Going back into the main room where Chedder is, she looks at the reformed Chikarma with as grin of her own.
‘I put the blinds up so my little orange reptile didn’t see, I want you two to go out the front and I’ll take your cheese out the back way. Take the empty boxes on the counter and just make out you’re delivering, the idiot won’t have noticed its actually quitting time for me. Go as far as you want, anything just to buy me some time!’ The cheetah sighs taking off her apron and hat, sticking them on the counter collecting the various boxes of paid for cheesy delights.
She then passes the keys with her tail to the drooling Raichu by her feet whom is still staring at the cheeses.
‘Don’t forget to lock up you two
’. With that, she takes the boxes and slips into the backroom.‘Man this thing’s unconformable…’ Chikarma mutters not happy about having to wear the bra as it is soooo Chargon, Rai however, now back on track, seems most amused.
‘Quit yer whining, they’ll be cheese when we get home!’
‘I’ll die before I look at cheese the same way…’ Chikarma mutters picking up the abandoned boxes.
The Chu grins back then proceeds to open the door with her tail and kicks it open.
‘Ladies first! ;D’
‘Remind me to kill you later…’ Chikarma growls down at the offering mouse that’s in mid bow trying to hold back her laughter.
He walks out though still muttering then waits in half stride for her to lock the door with her tail.
“CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAR!!!!!”
Rai: /oO_Oo\
Disguised Chikarma: ‘///.O’
Chikarma instantly gets grabbed by the previously seen lizard and hugged; luckily he manages to keep hold of the various boxes.
‘**** now know why she wanted the distraction! RUN FOR IT!!!’ Chikarma screams legging it with the empty boxes making the former attachment fall off. Rai, too shocked for a wise crack jumps onto all fours and legs it after him.
To make a long run short, (Chikarma: Thank God! >>) the two Pokemon have been legging it for a while now though are both running out of energy as the stalker continues to chase after an extremely deformed version of his ‘true love’ who has a Raichu in tow which isn’t normal but he fails to notice. *pant* As luck would have it… well just read it.
‘Oh my God look; it’s our house ahead! Oh and there’s that God damn Microsoft building, of all things to have for neighbours.’ Chikarma yells then mutters in said order.
The Gecko just happens to look across and see said Microsoft building and instantly stops as the two Pokemon continue to run back to their house. (Hey it’s a long building!)
Panic overcomes it, Microsoft is one of the carrot coloured ones most hated companies and in chasing what he believes is his love, he has runs straight in front of their main HQ!
Completely panic stricken about the turn of events and confusion over running further past the building to continue chasing, the gecko curls up into a tight ball, rocking backwards and forwards muttering song quotes and pieces of gibberish in his stricken state.
He actually ends up there all night till a cop car went past early the next morning which scared him back to his senses and sent him back to the cheese shop for his day job, Chedder watching.
‘Oh my ****ing God, HOME!’ Chikarma yells throwing the boxes onto the grass and legging it inside to get out of the costume.
Rai however holds back noticing the cheese boxes freshly laid on the doorstep. Exhausted however, she can’t summon the energy to open them and feast upon their golden goodness.
Chikarma comes out wearing a towel as well as being slightly damp and looks at the Raichu.
‘Rai, you coming in or what?’
‘No.’
‘No? What the **** do you mean no?!’
’I’m gonna sit out here and guard the cheese! >(‘ Rai yells perching herself on top of the boxes.
‘You can do that inside you know…’ Chikarma mutters rolling his eyes.
‘But its cold out here, that means they’ll be fresher in the morning!’ Her sanity obviously dripping away by the minute from her expression.
‘Oh ok fine! If you freeze to death out here it ain’t my fault got it?’ He then closes the door leaving the partly drooling Chu still on the doorstep.
Rai dons a bearskin hat, one she swiped off a London guard one time and sits proudly upon the boxes muttering my pressssioussss hoping to stay awake the entire time.
We regret to tell you that she doesn’t last half the night.
*clap clap* Ok fella’s that’s a wrap, someone for the love of God take a picture of that Chu then stick her inside, she’ll freeze out here before the next chapter’s finished. And Chikarma, take that Goddamn eye shadow off! Damn drag muse
End chapter 1