Here's what happened:
The pure awesomeness of your thread caused the server to lag spontaneously. This led to some of its awesomeness to spill out, perverting reality itself by its very existence. Your thread spawned an impossible creature, something beyond description, a being om immense power which caused reality to shatter and fracture, and time itself to unravel, causing everything to happen simultaneously. As the being ascended to the heavens, mad cultists shouted its name, Hrugon-Shryl in praise of its power. Black ichor rained from the heavens corroding everything. And then, it opened one of its endless, gaping maws and was about to devour the Earth.
But just before that happened, Earth's only savior, Profesco, flew up to destroy the vile abomination. With a swing of his mighty b&hammer, the Elder Thing was vanquished and sent screaming back into the Void. And all of humanity rejoiced.