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>>>The Closed Thread Container<<<

Magikarp is...


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pokemon player

Sylveon, tho.
***** you know that you better step back
I'll blast your *** with a fire attack
You better get your super potions on the double
My charmander gonna make some trouble

Charmander, are you serious?
I got a Blastoise, it'll make you delirious.
You use magikarps, I use Gyarados.
so **** off, i'm always one step ahead,
Go cry to your mom, she's in my bed!
 

RAIN/BOWS

Banned
Charmander, are you serious?
I got a Blastoise, it'll make you delirious.
You use magikarps, I use Gyarados.
so **** off, i'm always one step ahead,
Go cry to your mom, she's in my bed!

If its a battle you want, then lets take it to Shoddy.
I'll hit yo ass hard with my Stallrein's Ice Body.
I could even use magikarp's epic FLAIL
Bitch, yo suckin so hard that yo still gonna fail.
The names Bronzong, I'll make it rain when I enter.
All dem Bitches I owned is in the Pokemon Center.
Yeah that's right I'm playin my Rain Team.
They say its broken cause its better than sand stream.
Hmm bitch, I think this round is done.
Ya got fucked up, it was six ta NONE.
 
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Ethan

Banned
Yo playas the real the real star is me
You all about as worthless as Caterpie
I know it's sad but prepare to loose
Bitch it won't matter what pokemon you choose
I'm here to fuck yo shit up clown
No codes will work, not even up, left, left, down.
truf is you don't got nothin on me
I might sell you a magikarp though
for a small fee.
 

Kakujitsu

Well-Known Member
My favorite is probably Johto.
I disliked Sinnoh and Hoenn,
but I like Unova. ^_^
 

RAIN/BOWS

Banned
Yo playas the real the real star is me
You all about as worthless as Caterpie
I know it's sad but prepare to loose
Bitch it won't matter what pokemon you choose
I'm here to fuck yo shit up clown
No codes will work, not even up, left, left, down.
truf is you don't got nothin on me
I might sell you a magikarp though
for a small fee.

fools try to rap like its rby classic
this b/w not that ****in jurassic
new rules new players
beat all you fuckin haters
unova underground
6-0 you're down
garchomp just swept
baby please dont feel down
because im just the best
ima pokemon master

uu for chumps
uber for hacks
ou be playin like krispie treat snacks
little cup is where its at
givin all the poke*****s the smack
diglett attack
shout your mouth
this is little cup south

cyndaquil sweeping
tangela behind
diglett and murkrow
gearing their grinds
top sweeper in the game
may be rhyhorn
ima pokemon masta
and you're a dickhorn
 
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pokemon player

Sylveon, tho.
Yo playas the real the real star is me
You all about as worthless as Caterpie
I know it's sad but prepare to loose
Bitch it won't matter what pokemon you choose
I'm here to fuck yo shit up clown
No codes will work, not even up, left, left, down.
truf is you don't got nothin on me
I might sell you a magikarp though
for a small fee.

Sell me a magikarp? just for me?
It'll have a perfect IV spread, and EV
No matter what Pokemon you choose,
*****, you better know you gonna lose,
because I have ubers, every one
the only one you have is the derp Pokemon!
 

Ethan

Banned
fools try to rap like its rby classic
this b/w not that ****in jurassic
new rules new players
beat all you fuckin haters
unova underground
6-0 you're down
garchomp just swept
baby please dont feel down
because im just the best
ima pokemon master

uu for chumps
uber for hacks
ou be playin like krispie treat snacks
little cup is where its at
givin all the poke*****s the smack
diglett attack
shout your mouth
this is little cup south

cyndaquil sweeping
tangela behind
diglett and murkrow
gearing their grinds
top sweeper in the game
may be rhyhorn
ima pokemon masta
and you're a dickhorn


Excuse me Princess,
But little cup is for twats,
It's just an excuse
To use garbage like patrat.
If you wanna play in the big leagues
Ubers is where it's at
Too bad you can't,
Because what you got packing underneath
Ain't all that.
Face it little cup is for queens
I ain't talk'n about royalty
If you know what I mean.
Welcome to Ubers nig
Where we don't play around
We live for the sound
Of your white *** blacking out.
 
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RAIN/BOWS

Banned
Excuse me Princess,
But little cup is for twats,
It's just an excuse
To use garbage like patrat.
If you wanna play in the big leagues
Ubers is where it's at
Too bad you can't,
Because what you got packing underneath
Ain't all that.


Cruisin Cycle Road on my Acro Bike
Bustin niggas up when I get on the mic
Throwing off sparks like Electrike
Ladies come to see me 'cos I know what they like

I been with Erica, I took her flower
Down in Olivine I lit up Jasmine's tower
I get bitches comin on the half hour
Fellas wanna be me, I got Pure Power
 

Psycho Cut

Well-Known Member
Hoenn's my favourite :D I just like it for some reason, it has the best sounding name imo as well.
 

Psycho Cut

Well-Known Member
Particularly with its abundance of water.
Yeah, it was great going back and surfing where you had been past with Mr. Briney, the Abandoned Ship was really cool too :D
 

Barbeller

Scatter Brained
Hoenn, it's so interesting to explore, has the coolest pokemon and the towns are unique. It has the best towns and cities by far.
 

T100

T100
You think you big you think you tough?
take a crack at my Jigglypuff
She'll put you to sleep and proceed to rape,
Then ill light you ablaze with my infernape
that monkey be like a living fire
hes tougher than mewtwo like a gigolo for hire

Ubers is for fags theye might pack a punch, but magikarps a beast
he willl cap all u Kents.

So suck my pokeballs and get a life,
cos you aint got no ekans so
Go have a cry


If you were a pokemon you wud be gothita
a homo little emo with nothing to show for
i would be like slowbro, kickin with dem
hoes you would be like probopass sucking
abra's hose
 
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