-...well they sure wrapped up Snivy VS Pawniard quick. I don't think it got more than a minute of time before Ash won!
-Dento, was it necessary to break into more blathering about compatibility when Kenyan commented on Ash's battl...wait, are you dancing? Why are you dancing?! Look, you even freaked Kenyan out!
-...oh wait, he was just getting annoyed that his name was pronounced wrong. Again.
-Langley can hear Iris quietly calling her a kid from several yards away!
-Blah blah some nobody wins a round against another nobody blah blah Dento talks about how awesome his Pokemon food is blah bl-oh hey, it's Cabernet! Mocking Dento again, of course.
-And then Snivy just Vine Whips Cabernet away! God I love that grass snake.
-Jesus christ Bianca, GIVE UP on Zorua already.
-She spies Luke interviewing Langley, but...Langley's voice seems different. Almost Iris-like.
-Watching Langley and Iris hate on each other is never going to get old.
-It's finally time for Dento VS Luke, and...Luke trusts ASH to do the camerawork? Oh boy.
-Dento gives Luke advice on relaxing and stuff, and...the commentators are just confused. Not that I blame them.
-It's Larvesta VS Stunfisk. Yep.
-Larvesta ties up Stunfisk with String Shot, which somehow blocks electric attacks from working. Don't even question this ****.
-Larvesta goes for a Flamethrower, which...Dento seems to think is a good thing, for reasons that are obvious if you think for even half a second.
-Yup, it burnt away the string shot. WAY TO GO, LUKE.
-Seriously Bianca, shut the **** up about Zorua.
-...is today "Dento acts kind of weird during his tasting times" day or what?
-Did he just say "non, non!"? I'm pretty sure he did.
-And then Dento says something about gym challengers.
-FLYING STUNFISK (sort of)
-Luke cleverly has Larvesta shield itself from Water Gun by...wrapping itself in string shot!
-Larvesta can float by spouting flames like it's some sort of insectoid jetpack?!
-Mmm, roasted Stunfisk. Oh wait, that means Dento loses.
-Of course Cabernet is all smug about Dento losing. And...I have no idea what Langley just said to her, but it sounded exasperated.
-Now it's Iris VS Kenyan, and...I think that was the worst mispronounciation of his name yet!
-It's Sawk VS Emolga, and Emolga seems willing to listen to Iris. But just how well will that pan out?
-Using Close Combat to stop Attract? Dang.
-...Bulk Up looks kind of creepy.
-Kenya brings up something about Emolga's type, which makes Iris flinch a bit. I have no idea WHAT he said, though.
-Sawk gets paralyzed by Static, but that doesn't stop it from fighting!
-Emolga wears Sawk down by repeatedly using Attract(with Sawk wearing itself out by repeated Close Combats...which makes sense if you remember that Close Combat also lowers stats in the games!).
-Iris wins.
-Ahahaha at Cabernet & Langley's *****ing.
-Next round is Iris VS Luke, and Ash VS Some Nobody Called Dino Or Something Who Looks Kind Of Like Lance. Exciting!
-Looks like next time is going to start with Ash's Palpitoad VS Some Nobody's Darumaka.
Overall, a pretty decent pair of battles(moreso on Iris' side of things; Dento seemed more focused on giving Luke a pep talk than on actually fighting). I find it slightly annoying that they only made the "omg will Snivy evade Guillotine?!" cliffhanger for the sake of having a cliffhanger, since the end of the battle was wrapped up in less than a minute. My patience is also wearing thin for Bianca's Zorua obsession; hopefully the writers ease up on that for the final episode of this arc. At least the Zorua-obsessed people on this forum know when to quit.