The Corrupted Wish Game: Version 2.0

[KingRaichu]

Granted but the Allies shoot you Mr. Hitler LOL

I wish that humans were extinct...

 

[Dattebayo]

Granted, but the population is now ruled by apes.

I wish I had a drivers license.

 

[KingRaichu]

Granted but you get into a car crash immediately after

i wish i had a soda...

 

[Dattebayo]

Granted, but it was already dranked up by Soda Popinski.

I wish for a glass jaw.

 

[KingRaichu]

Granted but it shatters imbedding glass powder inside your gumline...

I wish i had a stick of dynamite

 

[Fire_Pokemon_Master_271]

Granted.The robot gets you a pepsi and then kills you after you drink it

Well, at least I got to drink it. ^.^

Granted, but its a cheap rip-off of the real game.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Dattebayo]

Granted, but it was corrupted.

I wish Godzilla appeared in the Little Mermaid.

 

[Qmaz246]

Granted, but Godzilla gets struck by lightning and dies in the begining of the movie.

I wish for a lego set.

 

[Dattebayo]

Granted, but your baby relative ate all the legos in the lego set.

I wish for a Mario hat.

 

[Qmaz246]

Granted, but your when you put you mario hat down and you 7year old cousin took it home with him.
I wish for a Luigi hat.

 

[Dattebayo]

Granted, but it got on fire.

I wish to fight like Mike Tyson.

 

[KingRaichu]

Granted but your arrested for copyright infringement due to overusing references from Punch OUT!

I wish life tasted like pie...

 

[Hakumei]

Wish granted, but life is not a matter and cant be eaten.

I wish for my games to be glitched up.

 

[Dattebayo]

Granted, but the glitches didn't last long.

I wish my next trip to Disneyland has no closed down areas for refurbishment.

 

[pokeluvr382]

no we cant do this bcos i like metroid : <

 

[Skiyomi]

This got bumped, so I'm closing it.