The Corrupted Wish Game: Version 2.0

[Wiimote]

Granted, but everyone is alive again.

I wish I had a Heatran.

 

[Djura]

Granted, but it is hacked.

I wish SP was in a room with a spiked ceiling ready to kill him.

 

[pikablue]

fine, but they are invisible.
I wish dawn was my girlfriend

 

[LonesomeDiamond]

how is them being invisible good for me?!

there are alot of lonely dudes her: granted. her stupid pocchama(piplup) wont get out of your face, so you kill it. she rejects you.

I wish all the lonely guys in this game werent so.

 

[pikablue]

granted, but they'd be running around throwing plushies at random people. I wish I had every yugioh card.

 

[LonesomeDiamond]

Granted. You only have one of each(hard to make a deck w/ that) and you run out of money. You are now, an alone loser, w/ nothing but yugioh cards and the scorn of women. congratulations you are alone!(FUNSIES)

I wish gainax would produce my anime!

 

[Cubed]

Wish granted. It gets cancelled before the commercial break!

I wish I was dead.

 

[pikablue]

granted, but 4kids uses black magic to make you a zombie and be their dubslave
I wish I was as strong as a super saiyan.

 

[O-r-e-o]

Wish granted, but everyone else in the world becomes twice as strong

Oh, I wish I had an Oscar Mayer Weiner!

 

[Dattebayo]

Wish granted, it goes bad and then blows up.

I wish 4kids was canceled.

 

[Cavan_II]

Wish granted, but it was going to show the meaning of life.

I wish that Mime Jr. died.

 

[Dattebayo]

Wish granted, Pokemon scientists found a way to bring Mr. Mime back to life.

I wish there was a Pokemon Battle Frontier episode featuring May in a swimsuit.

 

[Cavan_II]

Wish granted, but it was subject to censorship, because she wore a clear swimsuit.

I wish that May became a Pokemon.

 

[Dattebayo]

Wish granted, she gets caught by another trainer before you.

I wish everyone would stop being racist.

 

[jolteon]

Wish granted, me too. Is the world improving yet?

[I wish this wish would be quoted without the brackets.]

 

[Djura]

Granted, but you lay down on a spiked bed.

I wish everyone had a seizure.

 

[Alex]

Granted, but everyone includes you too. XD

I wish the old voice actors would come back in the Anime. :[

 

[jolteon]

Wish granted. Suddenly, in people's medical information, details about a seizure appear, but no one anywhere experiences any additional pain. Therefore, everyone had a seizure.

[[I really wish this wish would be quoted without the brackets.]]

 

[Cavan_II]

Wish granted.

I really wish this wish would be quoted without the brackets. Plus, I am an idiot.

I wish that... *dies*.

 

[Djura]

Granted, but your wish is to go to a nude beach and dance.

I wish everyone was dead.