Chapter 18: The Truth
Chapter 18: The Truth
By the time that I had finally found an appropriate spot on the rig's deck, my adrenaline high had long since ended. It was then that I was able to truly understand what I had done.
Once again, I had evaded certain death. However, unlike before, this time I had escaped completely unscathed: I had even managed to put on a little show for the ranger after I snuck out of the hornet's nest. For a moment I questioned the intelligence of flaunting my ability, but quickly pushed the minor doubts aside. I now had an excuse to get examined by real doctors, which I wouldn't have gotten otherwise.
I sat down upon the metal, and watched the clouds roll lazily by. My spot was just beside the water, and was kept cool by one of the stacks of crates which haphazardly littered the surrounding area. The ocean's waves crashed against the rig, slightly dampening my burned, torn pajamas. Nil done her best to sit down nearby, in the shade of a singular crate.
It was all perfect. Nothing had gone wrong, and the day was beautiful.
I wasn't used to that.
“Knowing my luck… Everyone downstairs is dead.”
*
Uhh… What?*
“Everything went perfect. Something always, ALWAYS goes wrong.”
*
Wait, so you’re telling me… That you can see patterns?*
“Nil, I even tried to warp you in from Pueltown, which is pretty much an entire continent away, and it worked fine.”
Nil paused for a moment, before going ballistic.
*
You’re telling me, that you tried to open a gate, an entire continent away, AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME? That could have very well ended me right there. I thought you were on a boat somewhere nearby!*
“I’m just saying, I’m not used to flawless victory.”
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Or even any victory, if your previous performances are of any indication.*
A flock of Wingull passed directly overhead. Moments later, I saw a white dot become larger and larger. Assuming that there was no escaping my constant, terrible luck, I simply closed my mouth, and talked to Nil telepathically instead.
*
Ahh… Here comes my luck now.*
*
What? What’s wrong? Please don't tell me somethings about to go wrong.*
The pellet quickly descended, before colliding with the ocean, where it was swallowed by the blue depths.
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Nothing, never mind.*
*
Don’t say that. It makes me nervous that something terrible is going to happen.*
I didn’t communicate it, but I could only assume that fate was just toying with me now.
I continued to watch the clouds roll lazily by, before the sound of footsteps drew my attention back towards the entryway. I wasn't sure whether they were friend or foe, but either way, going to check would be a good idea.
*
Nil, just for the record, right now are you able to take down a surprised human?*
*Probably, as long as they don’t get a weapon out in time.*
*Good to know.*
I slowly picked myself up off of the metal floor. I caught a glimpse at my arm as I did so: It was quite red and blotchy where I had scratched it. The burn, that I had acquired there three hours ago, was completely gone. Nil was also scratching herself, but could not reach many places: her leg still only bent very little. It itched like crazy, and I couldn't help but voice my annoyance.
*I’m not sure what I picked up, but it’s worse than poison ivy!*
*Rather than complaining, you could scratch me, instead. I can’t reach anything on my back.*.
I spent a minute or so scratching Nil’s itches, but kept my eyes focused on the door. Eventually, the people who had attracted my attention stepped out. It was one of the rangers. Moments later, my fellow prisoners flooded out after her, and were lead behind a large box. I lifted myself up, and went to go greet them.
*The scratching doesn’t help the itch, but it just seems to get worse when you don’t.* Nil complained as I turned away.
*Maybe they have creams or something at their base?*
*They better, otherwise I’ll have to go steal some myself.* Although there was a bit of a joking tone to that, I couldn’t help but agree.
I walked across the deck, with Nil slowly following me. I did my best to conceal the blotches; I wasn’t keen on being shooed off for appearing to be contagious.
Karen greeted me as we came within a stone's throw of the box.
“Good job getting us out!”
“Thanks. Did they say how the everyone was going to get off of here?”
“Well… They said that they were calling in a boat to get everyone here back onto the mainland, and another to bring the crooks they captured to an interrogation area.. However, I’m hitching a ride on a Staraptor with the rangers: my vacation’s been cut short, and I’m needed back at the Union. That anxious to leave, huh?”
“No, not really. They’ve asked for me to come with them to the Union. I’m not sure whether it’s for a reward, or for something else, but one of the rangers asked me to go get examined in one of the labs.”
Karen laughed as I told her the news.
“And it just so happens that I’m one of the main scientists over at the biolabs! I was just taking a vacation after making a major breakthrough with advanced prosthetics, before… well, you were there, you know what happened.”
"Well, I doubt we're going to head out before the rest of the people here get to safety. Now, I suppose all we can do is wait."
Soon enough, a pair of boats approached the base. They came to a halt several feet away from the rig, dropped anchor, and extended small bridges across the remaining gap. A sailor exited the left boat, crossed the walkway, and began leading everyone else towards safety. Several thanked me as they left, but I could tell that they were all simply glad for the ordeal to be over. As I watched the final captive reach safety, I turned back towards the entrance. I wasn't sure if they still required help, but it wouldn't hurt to ask.
The rangers were just finishing up as I approached the main entrance once more. The other ranger was leading a group of four of the thugs to the surface, all of whom had been handcuffed together. Maurice and Ged were notably absent from their ranks.
“Are you sure you got them all?”
“A few escaped. From what I could tell, their leader and second in command escaped through a submarine. We’ll be on the lookout for them, but they've escaped justice for now.”
The ranger led the criminals towards the second boat, where a pair of burly sailors emerged from within to throw them into a holding cell. Whistling heartily, the sailors blew the boat’s horn, raised the anchor, and disappeared off into the distance.
The two rangers assembled in front of Samuel, for debriefing.
“Good job you two. I assume you guys ran into no trouble?”
The rangers murmured in agreement, before striking silly poses.
I waited for several moments, before asking Samuel about what I had just seen.
“So. What’s with the poses?”
Samuel scratched the back of his neck as he replied, somewhat sheepishly.
“Oh, that? That’s good for morale. It’s a way to show the populace that we’re still people, and like to have fun just like the rest of them.”
He glanced eastward.
“Well, looks like our rides are here. Jake, go get the biologist. We’re headed back to the Union.”
Three dark shapes descended, revealing themselves as Staraptors. They landed before us. Jake and Karen mounted one and Samuel mounted another, leaving me and Kim to ride the last one.
We began lifting off, but I couldn’t help but feel I was forgetting something.
*You idiot! What about me?*
I glanced downwards. Nil was standing underneath us, hackles raised and teeth bared. Taking a page from her book, I sarcastically commented this to the ranger beside me.
“My partner might be a bit angry if we leave without her. Is there any way for her to be brought back too?”
With a nod, Kim directed the Staraptor to descend, before scooping Nil up in its talons. While obviously uncomfortable, at least Nil wasn’t being left behind.
Although the flight itself was far from boring, I paid little attention to what we passed. Instead, I turned my attention towards Nil, who had begun a conversation with the Staraptor. I couldn't understand the Staraptor, but I could get the gist of the conversation by what little Nil was letting slip. I kept silent, intent on listening to my partner dig herself deeper into a hole.
*What do you mean, you don’t get paid enough for this?*
*Oh boo hoo, you need to fly humans around every once in awhile, I need to keep mine from killing himself constantly!*
*No, you shut up, you stupid contractor!*
*Fine. I’ll shut up, just please don’t drop me.*
I didn’t even bother to tell Nil I could hear her. It wouldn’t have done any good.
Kim turned to me and asked a question.
“Have you flown on a Staraptor before? You seem pretty calm.”
“Where I come from, riding Pokemon is pretty much one of the most common methods of moving about.”
“Well, that’s good. If you were panicking, this Staraptor would probably not listen very well. Right now, it’s already pretty upset. I wonder why?”
“No clue.”
I turned away, and rolled my eyes. Of course I knew.
*Nil, stop antagonizing the thing we’re flying on.*
*Well he’s a moron.*
As expected, Nil didn't listen.
“How close are we to the Union? I’m really hoping to clean myself off… Something in the crates down there made me feel super itchy.”
“We should be able to see it, right… about… now!”
We descended rapidly, before stalling ten feet above the ground. Ahead of us was a massive structure, shaped like an ancient castle. Red accents highlighted a blue, plexiglass door, while solar panels coated the roof of the structure. There was a soft crunch below us.
*Ow.*
I turned downwards. Nil was on the ground now, teeth gritted in pain, and was glowering at the Staraptor.
“I think the Staraptor just dropped my Umbreon.”
“Oh… Oops! Is it alright?”
***** YOU, BIRD, **** YOU.*
“I think so... I hope that didn't open up any old injuries.”
*Dammit Nil! You better hope that didn’t open up any old injuries: that mistake could’ve cost us another month of recovery time!*
After a little bit of coaxing, we were both on the ground. The Staraptor flew away shortly afterwards, but not before kicking some sand towards Nil. Unable to hold myself back any longer, I had to ask.
*What the hell did you say to it?*
*I asked it if it was like the rest of the idiot birds I’ve run into.*
*Was that really necessary?*
*I really, really didn’t like being held in its talons.*
*Next time, please don’t do that, you’re lucky it only dropped you at our destination, rather than over a rock, or even worse, over the ocean.*
I sighed, prompting a response from the ranger.
“Are you alright?”
“I’m fine, but I get a feeling that my Umbreon doesn’t like flying.”
“Not many Pokemon do, so nowadays, when we do missions that require us to bring Pokemon with us, we have the Staraptors carry baskets for them to sit in. I personally have no clue how our retired rangers managed to transport a half-dozen Onyx on a single Staraptor.”
"I'm also pretty worried that my Umbreon could have gotten hurt by the fall, so I'm hoping to get inside as soon as we can."
Kim nodded her head.
“We should probably go inside, I get a feeling the others are waiting for me in the control room, and you need to go to the labs.”
“Fair enough.”
The inside of the building reminded me of a Pokemon Center, oddly enough: almost impossibly clean, with dormitories dotting the building’s interior. Nil limped behind us, determined to keep up.
My destination was on the second floor, a lab completely packed with computers and medical hardware. Karen looked up from the report she was reading as I opened the door.
“Oh, hey! While we do have other work to be doing right now, I think I owe you enough of a favor to get right down to it, yeah?”
She led me to a large, cylindrical machine which I identified as an x-ray machine. I had seen one of them before, at a human hospital, but this one had a much larger loading mouth than the ones designed for humans. I could only imagine that difficulty one would face trying to stuff an unwilling Pokemon into the machine.
“Well, might as well start with the basics. Let’s see if that device is implanted.”
I sat down inside the tray, and closed my eyes as the machine's scanner whirled around me. Moments later, the spinning stopped and the tray was ejected.
“Well, you’re in perfect condition. We can’t see any implanted devices, so that’s a bust.”
“Could you scan my Umbreon too?”
“Sure, why not.”
Nil was lifted onto the tray by an assistant, and the process was repeated. One of the scientists who was in charge of interpreting the readings spoke.
“What the…”
“Huh?” I was honestly curious about my partner’s condition.
“This Umbreon does NOT have any implants, but by judging from this scan, she’s got three fractured ribs, a torn hamstring, and three of her femurs are pretty badly cracked. However, she has absolutely no internal bleeding, and there is no cleanly broken bone anywhere.”
I blinked at them.
“Holy crap.”
“Holy crap, indeed. What is she now, two years into recovery?”
“Actually, she got flattened by a Steelix not a month ago. And about ten minutes ago, she got dropped ten feet by a Staraptor.”
“Really? If that were the case, she’d be in much worse shape. The fall alone would have broken one of the damaged bones, at the very least.”
“Would the medical supplies I used back in Sinnoh be a factor for her recovery?.”
“Those wouldn’t have done anything, they’re more for stopping bleeding and providing energy than for fixing deep injuries. They're actually mostly stimulants and stabilizers.”
*That’d certainly explain why everything hurts...*
Karen turned back towards me. “Well, normally I’d advocate bringing the Umbreon in for surgery, but if she’s healing that well, I think it might just be better to let her heal naturally.”
She continued, “If the x-rays didn’t bring anything up, might as well try a DNA test next. If anything, it’ll tell us who exactly you are.”
She retrieved two syringes from a nearby table, from a sealed container labelled “Sterile”.
“This might hurt a bit, but don’t worry.” I shook my head. A needle is nothing compared to a Pokemon attack.
“I’ve survived much, much worse.”
"I know that, but it's sort of standard procedure that we say that. It’s actually in our contracts, believe it or not."
One prick of a needle later, the syringe was full enough for their purposes. Nil had the process repeated on her, as well. Karen placed the now-filled syringes on a table, where they were quickly labelled by an assistant, and further shifted to within separate airtight containers.
“This’ll take a bit, why don’t you go clean yourself off while we analyse these results?”
“That’d be great, thanks.”
Forty minutes later, an assistant came to get me. I was still itchy, but noticeably less so. The staff had provided me with a change of clothes my size, which I had quickly discarded my burned and ripped pajamas in favor of. Together, Nil and I were led back to the lab, where the science team were awaiting me, concerned looks on their faces. Karen was the first to speak.
“First things first, I need to disprove my co-worker’s hypothesis.”
She retrieved a two-pronged metal rod from one of the side tables, and pressed a button, causing an electric current to jump from one side to the other.
“This device is more or less harmless, but if you’re a Ditto, it’ll force you back to your original form.”
She pressed it against me, causing a minor shock. I stood firm, waiting for the test to be over.
“There. Dennis: You’re an idiot.”
One of the other scientists groaned, “Well, there goes my answer.”
Another scientist chimed in, "You owe me fifty bucks, sucker."
I watched the two exchange a handful of coins as I stood still, confused.
“What were the results?” I asked
“Well, let’s start with the least surprising results and work our way from there.” Karen tapped her clipboard, and began to explain.
“Number one, your Umbreon has PokeRus, a parasitic organism that’s rather uncommon. It’s known to attach itself to the host’s immune system and feed off of lymphocytes. The only major problems you’ll run into are itchiness, and a much weaker immune system. Luckily, it tends to leave its host after about a week, after which the body throws itself into overdrive to repair the damage. You should just let it run its course, we’ve found that the replacement lymphocytes are much stronger than one in a pokemon who has never been infected with PokeRus. Also, since the new lymphocytes are much stronger than they were before, the host’s body is effectively immune to reinfection, along with being incredibly resistant to other kinds of disease.”
I saw one of the scientists pull Karen aside, and whisper to her. I couldn’t help but overhear.
“You sure that the kid even knows what a lymphocyte is? I think you might be using words that are too big for him.”
Shrugging slightly, Karen continued.
“Number two. You... also have PokeRus. We weren't sure how, since PokeRus only infects Pokemon. In fact, we've even run tests to see whether PokeRus is able to spread to humans, and every single test reported a invariant negative. Although we have decided that humans are ineligible for PokeRus, we think our third point is the exception."
“Number three… “
She paused for a moment, and took a deep breath.
“According to our scans, there's something strange going on with you. We're not sure what it is, but the sample we took from you was heavily charged with some sort of strange energy. This energy seems to be extremely similar to the energy readings from a place known as Chroma Ruins. Unfortunately, we haven't really taken a team down there to get an updated survey for at least a decade, so this data may be incorrect. Either way, we're not sure how you're even able to hold this energy, let alone how you even got it in the first place.”
She took another breath, before continuing.
“Your Umbreon is in a similar state, however she's much more stable, and easier to explain. Normally when an Eevee evolves, they absorb some sort of trait and integrate that, in this case, we think that the strange energy that we found is responsible for her being an Umbreon. Either way, your Umbreon's sample also contained quantities of the energy, with the exact same frequency and properties as the sample we've taken from you. We're completely stumped about how this could happen. There's also... another snag we ran into. We accidentally ran your sample through the test we use to gauge the power of wild Pokemon.”
Another pause.
"The first result was positive. The second, also positive. Of our sixty-five tests, over 80% of them were positive, meaning that whatever the energy is, you have some sort of control over it, just like how Pokemon have control of the energy that flows through them. Either way, something very strange is going on."
She gestured to her side, as an elderly man sporting dreadlocks walked into view.
“As we said, we had no clue how or why this had happened, so we started grasping at straws. Eventually, we gave up, and began trying wild guesses. Eventually, we reached the bottom of our list, and called up our spiritualist. His answer to our question was pretty outlandish, but it's the only one we have.”
The dreadlocked man appeared ancient, yet somehow still wise beyond his years. Well, either extremely wise, or extremely effective at APPEARING wise. He spoke quietly, but with a purpose.
“Science hasn’t accepted it fully, but there’s a belief about the nature of souls. A few specialists, like me, believe that Humans are simply just another type of Pokemon, except of a different type. However, since we lack the abilities of Pokemon, our theories state that whatever our type is, it has no powers of its own.”
He continued: “We know that types have something to do with personality, as most Pokemon which share types share a common personality from a narrow pool. We began theorizing that the broad range of Human personalities are caused by secondary types, in too low of a concentration to grant any power.”
“We began using spheres of fluid as a metaphor for souls, where every being has a particular main color, but can have several different impurities. We named this model the Hue Theory.”
"Using this theory, we tried to explain how two Pokemon are able to evolve in ways that seemed impossible to simple type theory: Azurill, and Eevee."
"Azurill is known for being a Normal type Pokemon, yet seemingly sheds this attribute as it ages, instead becoming Water type. Using our theory, we described the soul of an Azurill slowly becoming more and more tinted with the color, the type, of water. Eventually, it consumes the entirety of the soul's color, rendering the Azurill a pure water type."
“Similarly, we looked at Eevee, a pokemon known for evolving in more ways than any other. Our decision was that an Eevee’s soul is completely devoid of either hue or color, and thus, like a bucket of water, a single drop of color spreads through it like a wildfire.”
“What I think happened to you, is extremely similar to what happens to an Azurill: whatever this energy is, it's diluting your soul enough to allow you to control this power in ways beyond a regular human. Perhaps even enough to overpower the damping effect that human blood provides..”
“All of this is a theory, however. We've been unable to prove it, but so far it has withstood many attempts to disprove it. Please forgive me if it seems outlandish.”
I had to cut him off.
“So what you’re saying I’m a Pokemon?”
“For all purposes and intents, yes.”
I could only stare back at him blankly.