-Ah, the frozen tundra! Just in time for all the snow and ice to start melting in the real world! (unless you're in that
other hemisphere, you freak)
-Team Rocket is lost and will probably die a cold death since they have no winter clothes. Oh well, they had a good run while they lasted.

-A random ghostly Pokemon is beckoning? That's a sign that it's either luring you into the bowels of hell or off a cliff. DON'T DO IT, TR!
-AshnCo are wearing highly sensible snow gear, what with their winter coats and scarves and heavier pants and snow boots and mittern and winter hats and...oh, wait, no, they're just wearing ponchos over their usual clothes. Maybe they like hypothermia. And Dawn is BLATENTLY carrying Piplup around for no reason! Seriously, just look at it. It's being carried in her arms like Pikachu is in Ash's arms for NO GODDAMN REASON. Maybe she's hoping the tiny amount of body heat it provides will stave off the hypothermia just a little bit longer. (and the censors wouldn't allow her to hold it in front of where she needs extra heat the most)
-And now Dawn has Buneary out too. PUT ON SOME PANTS IF YOU'RE THAT COLD. Seriously, do it. Now.
-Ash wisely has his fire monkey start a fire so they can get some warmth...instead of, you know, putting on some weather-appropriate garb.
-And some snow conveniently puts out the fire. Well, the monkey already has a flaming butt, I'm sure that'll do for now.
-How did Ash know what Froslass was without looking at his Pokedex? Or did I just mishear what he said?
-And AshnCo is about to be lead to the bowels of hell/over a cliff too.
-Or into a house that appears out of nowhere. I'm guessing that's where the gateway to hell is located.
-The gang sees nothing wrong with a house appearing from the ether.
-FIRE! I KNEW THEY WOULD END UP IN HELL...oh wait, Froslass is just cooking for them. I guess this thing is the Housewife Pokemon.
-A hot bath too? Maybe it's going to drown them and CAST THEIR SOULS TO HELL?
-Piplup volunteers to be the first to join Satan's Army, and...becomes encased in ice?
-And the house is vanishing! And AshnCo was eating some sort of ice dish! Apparently Froslass lead them to one of the icy circles of hell.
(there really are circles of hell with lots of ice. Just ask Dante.)
-Dawn? Is something stopping you from recalling Piplup to its Pokeball instead of keeping it encased in ice as it goes towards a sad, freezing, death?
-So Froslass is forcing people to look for a Snorunt under threat of killing hostages? Awesome!
-Is this going to be another Pokemon that goes "I CAN'T TRUST HUMANS" until AshnCo does something heroic that makes it change its mind and save their asses at the last minute? Probably.
-And TR finds the Snorunt first. But MukuBIRD sees it shortly afterwards! DRAMA!
-Naturally, AshnCo and TR crash into each other and get ready to argue.
-Demon hockey mask appears!
-Demon hockey mash spirits Snorunt away to do terrible things to it!
-Why does Mr. Poacher want a Snorunt so bad? Who knows!
-Fighting, fighting, fighting.
-Momma's found her baby in a cage...and she's not happy. But for now she just watches since there are so many scaaaary humans over there.
-Cue montage of Chimchar failing at fighting as Froslass realizes that some humans actually care about the welfare of Pokemon.
-And after a mini-speech by Ash, Froslass jumps into the fray. Called it.
-Mandatory heartwarming reuniting scene of mother and child:Check.
-And AshnCo leave the pocher locked in a cage out in the frozen wilderness. EVERYBODY loves hypothermia, so they're just sharing the love.
-Blah blah adorable ending scenes blah. Have I mentioned how much I love it when the writers use Meowth as a translator? I guess it's because it's really the only way they go HEY MEOWTH CAN DOES SOMETHING BASICALLY UNIQUE TO HIM AND A FEW TELEPATHIC LEGENDARIES anymore.
-Wait, the snow's melting already? I DEMAND A FINE!