The Evil Game

[Truly Deceptive]

Are you evil? Are you upset or angry, and trying to calm yourself down? Or do you just have an inner demon, whether a pyromaniac, emo, or necrophile, or anything else? Then play this game. In this game, Everyone has the sadist objective of having as much wrath, making life the most not worth living, and making as much injury with what the previous poster gives to you as possible.

Example:
Poster: *gives next poster a potted plant*
Next Poster: *uses potted plant to raise AIDS and infect the world, mutates potted plant into parthenogenating poisonous mobile monster plant*

*gives np (next poster) a pitchfork*
Next Poster: *pokes someone in the eye with pitchfork*

*gives np hydrochloric acid*





And so on, and so forth.

I'll start.

*gives np 500 tons of petroleum and 350 tons of trinitrotoluene (TNT)*

 

[robincool98]

*ties up hobos with TNT then soak them with petroleum then light a matchstick*
Oops I dropped it

*gives np a hydrogen bomb*

 

[Shiny hunter Reece]

*blows up a town*

*gives atomic bomb to the next poster*

 

[Katipunero]

*Straps all of it to himself and commits suicide in the world's most populated city causing a atomic explosion*
Heaven,here i come!

*gives pie to next poster*

 

[fango pango]

*cooks pie and throws it into some guys face*
*gives NP the no life til leather demo tape*

 

[Truly Deceptive]

*thinks "WTF is this", slams into innocent civilian's face*

*gives np a Covenant fleet (Halo)*

 

[pikalax]

*sends them to fight the Persian Army (300)*

*gives the NP a teddy bear. Yes, I'm that evil.*

 

[Empoleon Bonaparte]

*rapes the teddy bear*

* gives np a box of chocolates for valentines day < *

 

[surfer treecko]

Aww, for a second I thought that someone had brought back the EVILLL Game.

*Fills the box with the remains of a dead body, and gives to someone else*

*gives np a cake-in-a-pie*

 

[pokemon special]

*Fills it fulla poison and then give it to all my ex-teachers*
*Gives NP a Grammar Nazi*

 

[j-master]

*Eats Grammar Nazi*

*Gives NP a poisoned chocolate cookie*

 

[pikalax]

I feed it to Barack Obama. (no, not really, that's too evil. i'll do it to GWB instead)

*gives the NP a candy cane spear*

 

[rosso1111]

*sharpens the end of the candy canes, before stabbing people with them*

*gives np a piece of cheese*

 

[john stewart]

*Cuts the cheese*

*gives np a calvin and hobbes book*

 

[Truly Deceptive]

*thinks "WTF f***ing kid's book?!", electroplates, sharpens, puts saline on tip, and forces it through the spleens of everyone I find*

*gives np Cactuar and Tonberry (Youtube) *cougholsentwinscough**

 

[robincool98]

Never heard of it. Oh well
*throws it and smashes it at a poor baby in Africa*

*gives hidden blades (Assassins Creed) to np*

 

[sabatadjango]

*uses blades to kill and cut up somone and marinates them*

*gives dish to np*

 

[pikalax]

I ditch the dish in your dish hole.

*gives the NP la SIDA*

 

[Truly Deceptive]

*breaks dish, mass-produces steel replicas of shards, poisons, and uses to injure everyone I possibly can, make their lives not worth living, and leave them on the ground to live with the pain unto death, Edit: AW CRAP! - thinks WTF and goes on an injuring rampage and exposes Cactuar to Mary-Kate and Ashley*

Cactuar: Olsen Twins?! KILL!!! *injures everything*

*gives np 60 tons of sulfuric acid*

 

[pikalax]

I put you on it. Now you're on acid.

*gives the NP a gallon of crude*