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The Evil Game

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ShinySandshrew

†God Follower†
*Uses Ferret to charm everyone in the world give up all their donuts. Including the jelly-filled ones.*
*Gives NP 1,000,000,000 jelly-filled donuts.*
 

Lucario Wish123

Mechanics Lover
I give the little girl pieces to her family of wreslers and point to pokemon special's so they destroy him.

I give a Mirror Gate card to the NP.
 

ShinySandshrew

†God Follower†
*Uses Mirror Gate card to take control of my opponent's Arceus. Uses Judgement on PokemonSpecial for not giving the previous NP a weapon.*
*Gives NP the charred remains of PokemonSpecial.*
 

Lucario Wish123

Mechanics Lover
I give the remains to PokemonSpecial's Russian parents, so they blast ShinySandshrew with missles.
I give a tube of Dittodent Toothpaste to the NP.
 

ShinySandshrew

†God Follower†
*Gives Dittodent Toothpaste to my cat. Cat goes off foaming at the mouth.*
*Gives NP a cat that's foaming at the mouth.*
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
*augments tortured cat to be colossal, parthenogenate, swim, be rabid and angry, and in more pain than it was before, lets cat loose to torture the world for eternity*

*gives np cat spit*
 

Qmaz246

Disney Trainer
Turns Cat spit into acid and burns my sister.

Gives NP the carcus that she's in.
 

treeco123

Well-Known Member
throws the carcus into a river that people get water from.

gives NP a supernova bomb!
 

ShinySandshrew

†God Follower†
*Gets Wario to swallow the bomb. No more bomb! :D*
*Gives NP Wario.*
 
*beats Wario to his death with a baseball bat*

I give the next poster the baseball bat of pure evil.
 

ShinySandshrew

†God Follower†
*Turns the Baseball Bat of Pure Evil into a thousand Toothpicks of Partial Evil.*
*Gives NP 1000 toothpicks of Partial Evil.*
 

treeco123

Well-Known Member
*stabs cat with the toothpicks and eats it*

*gives NP the chainsaw of death!*
 

treeco123

Well-Known Member
*mixes Dittodent Toothpaste and sulphuric acid to create an ultra strong acid*
*gives NP the acid*
 

Truly Deceptive

It is I: ME!
*thinks "this isn't scientifically possible" then thinks "oh, we must be in a phucking stupid forum thread" before breaking the 4th wall and sending everything into total chaos, and pours acid on everyone's spleen areas*

*gives np the kraken*
 

sabatadjango

master of light
*deep fries the kraken and sells the bits for 2 dollars a piece*

* gives np some fired kraken*
 

sabatadjango

master of light
*deep fries the kraken and sells the bits for 2 dollars a piece*

* gives np some fired kraken*
 

treeco123

Well-Known Member
*clones DNA from fried kraken to create an army of 100 kraken to take over the world*

*gives NP a kraken*
 

Lucario Wish123

Mechanics Lover
I kill the kracken and turn it into 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 pieces of calamari and become a calamari tycoon, then become rich.

I give an googleplex year supply of Dittodent Toothpaste to the NP.
 
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