The Fourth Wall Game REMADE

[~SilverLugia~]

I decided to remake this game, as this was a fun game that I liked, and the fact that it was inactive.

In this game, someone posts that they open the Fourth Wall, and find something. The next poster than has to post what happens to them afterward. That person also states that they open the Fourth Wall and find something, next poster posts what happens, and it goes on and on.

Here's an example:

I Open the Fourth Wall and find Missingno.

You attempt to catch it, and it glitches your favourite Pokemon Game.
I Open the Fourth Wall and find Cookie Monster.

He eats you. Bad day to wear your Cookie Costume...
I Open the Fourth Wall and find an Elephant.

See? Simple.
And remember that all SPPF rules apply, nothing inappropriate, don't spam, or anything along those lines.

I'll go first.

I Open the Fourth Wall and find Scooby Doo

 

[Ioneos]

Scooby Doo solves the mystery of a crime in the past and frames you.

I open the fourth wall and find a katana

 

[lawmaster]

It has been in contact with radiation so it turns into a giant monster that falls on you slicing you in half

I open the fourth wall and find a dime

 

[~SilverLugia~]

The dime turns into Arceus as soon as you pick it up. And he's mad.

I open the Fourth Wall and find a Wailord

 

[lawmaster]

Wailord then gives you a kiss...he licks you...he licks his lips....and you got crushed by giant teeth

I open the fourth wall and find a worm

 

[Phoopes]

It's a gummy worm. I eat it.

I open the Fourth Wall and find a Fifth Wall.

 

[lawmaster]

It falls on you

I open the fourth wall and find a paper with my name on it

 

[~SilverLugia~]

You then open the Fifth Wall, finding the Fourth Wall again. PARADOX! Ninja'd

It also says that the paper will explode in 1 second. BOOM!

I Open the Fourth wall and find a chainsaw

 

[lawmaster]

It has me a ninja holding it I do the obvious

I open the fourth wall and find that I ninjad Sl

 

[~SilverLugia~]

I get extremely mad. And I have a chainsaw. *Manically Laughs*

I Open the Fourth Wall and find George Washington

 

[lawmaster]

He pulls out the chainsaw he used on that cherry tree

I open the fourth wall and find a history book that says other wise

 

[ChaosMudkip]

Your mind is blown by the contradiction and physically explodes.

I open the fourth wall and find very inappropriate internet content.

 

[~SilverLugia~]

You die out of complete inappropriateness.

I open the Fourth Wall and find Georgia (Langley)

 

[ChaosMudkip]

I step out of the opening in the wall and FALCON PAWNCH her.

I open the fourth wall and find an angry writer whose property I have defiled.

 

[Power464646]

The writer stabs you with a razor sharp ballpoint.
I open the 4th wall and find Domo.

 

[lawmaster]

Domo throws you into space

I open the fourth wall and find a itouch

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

The iTouch gets murdered by an iPhone, which proceeds to murder you with 100 phone calls from some kids.

I open the fourth wall and find my long-lost Pokemon Sapphire.

 

[Sir Spacebar]

You trip and your Sapphire falls off a Building.
I open the Fourth Wall and find my Baby Lugia

 

[The Imposter]

Yay, it's been reopened.

The baby Lugia grows up and sits on you.

IOTFW and find the fourth wall.

 

[ChaosMudkip]

I smash it into pieces, as I think that characters should not be kept in the dark about the circumstances of their birth.

I open the fourth wall and find a bunch of crazed, psychotic, badly-written characters.