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The Game of Shoop

briguin

Dr. Geek
In this Lazer game, you may make any scenario in which a Lazer is fired. You also rate the Lazer Scenario above you. For Example:

Person one: Two kids are eating Mexican food. Everyone knows the consequences. When one of the kids thinks he's about to let loose, he FIRES HIS LAZER! BLAAAAARRRGH!

Person two: 6/10. Meh.
A kid is trying to click his pen open. But for some reason *wink, wink*, his pen doesn't work. He finally puts his eye to the pen, clicks it, and takes a Lazer to the face. Shoop da Whoop. Blargh.

Person 3: 8/10. That's funny. Not great, but funny.

And so on and so on.

Rules: 1) No spamming, flaming, etc.
2) Only rate the Lazer above you. If you get Ninja'd, everything is fine.
3) Only post one scenario. It will be too hard to rate three scenarios all at once.
4) Overused Lazers like "the back trunk" or Dr. Octagonapus are okay.
5) Enjoy. :).

So I'll start, and the Lazers will be Unleashed!


A kid is following a bunch of ants around, squashing them for fun. He finally makes it to the hill with one ant left. But before he can squash it, the final ant escapes. Then, a huge, 25-foot ant appears out of the hole! The kid, too scared to move, knew he couldn't squash this one, so instead he FIRES HIS LAZER!! BLAAAAARRRGGH!!
 
7/10. Made me laugh a bit at the thought.

A random wolf is chasing a deer. All of a sudden the deer stops, and the wolf thinks of a free meal, before he gets a LAZER TO THE FACE!
 

briguin

Dr. Geek
7/10 It made me smile.

A conductor is conducting a symphony orchestra. But during a rest in the song, a horn player gets up, but instead of playing a note out of his horn comes a LAZER! BLAAARGH!
 
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