The "=" game

[octoboy]

This is a game from a while back that I played a lot of and thought it would be nice to revive. The premise is simple: Post with the last phrase used by the previous post, and another phrase which can describe the previous one, with an equals sign between the two. For example:

Poster 1: Fish
Poster 2: Fish = Magikarp
Poster 3: Magikarp = Pokémon

etc.

Rules:
- Make the phrase you choose make sense in relation to the previous one - nothing ludicrously random
- Don't make your phrase something that amounts to "I don't know what the previous poster is talking about" - if you don't know a term, look it up or keep from posting
- Try to refrain from submitting phrases that are value judgements like "bad" or "awesome" and the like - the more objective the better.

I'll start with the first phrase of the game:

Star

 

[keepitsimple]

star = space

 

[Dragalge]

space = exoplanets

 

[octoboy]

Exoplanets = distant

 

[GiddyupGal]

distant = faraway

 

[AmericanPi]

faraway = Europe

 

[Ascended Dialga]

Europe = continent

 

[octoboy]

Continent = Groudon

 

[Monster Guy]

Groudon = Drought

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Drought = Ability

 

[Monster Guy]

Ability = Pixelate

 

[AmericanPi]

Pixelate = Sylveon

 

[octoboy]

Sylveon = Bearer of Ribbons

 

[Monster Guy]

Bearer of Ribbons = Ribbon bear

 

[Dragalge]

Ribbon bear = punches Buznut the Neighborhood Clown like everyone else

 

[octoboy]

punches Buznut the Neighborhood Clown like everyone else = violent

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

violent = vicious

 

[octoboy]

Vicious = Dangerous

 

[Monster Guy]

Dangerous = Woman

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Woman = black