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The Great? Clan?? of Slowpoke???? Followers?!?!

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WELCOME!
Welcome to the great? clan? of slowpoke?? followers?!!? Here you will find the ultimate peace of mind, which is lack of knowledge and confusion
We believe that everybody has the right to be confused and slow witted, as long as the source of confusion is the holy slowpoke
THE TRUTH
As said in the holy leaflet:
Thus the slowpoke descended on the earth
And thus he wrought confusion to the straight forward world
And behind him, his great underling, the might psyduck
Brought the carelesness and ignorance into this caring world
For he believed that it was righteous thing to do
And it was, for we are still alive
And their great companionship created the KINGler
His brute strength and sheer power brought the world war
And even still today the universe is calm
For his deeds undid any technology that was on this earth
That could've brought doom and destruction
And we shall thank him for that
And we shall beg for mercy of the great confusionists
And may they protect us from the wrath of unown

REPENT!
For you all are wrong
As even the slowpoke is wrong
However, his wrong is the right
And his right is the wrong
As his left is his wrong
And as it should make perfect sense once you achieve transcendence
As it shall make no sense at all
For the great slowpoke loves you all
For he will accept even the misguided lambs
Clear your hearts of the black plague
And accept the pink force into your shall
And you shall be confused forever
The mighty slowpoke does not distinguish between weak and strong
As he knows, that those who lose shall win
And those who win shall get their banana cream shaved
THE ORDER OF CONFUSION
The Rightly Misguided Soul
For he makes no sense whatsoever
For he shall be the one
To follow in the trail of confusion
Of the allmighty one
And he shall command the armies
And he shall confuse them with the orders
Because glorious days of defeat await him
As he marches on
He shall be victorious
His name's Mastadi, also known as idatsaM in some areas
As he leads the army on
He shall be greatly confused
The Mighty Slipper
For thy feet shall be warm
No matter the season
Is it the blizzards of the winter
Or the drought of the summer
Only honoured ones might confuse themselves for the mighty slippers.

You need 85% win percentage and 3/1 K/D ratio, or have great achievements for the clan

~Napkin~~~War General/Project Manager~

~Darkhonchcrow~~~Recruiter/Shop Clerk~

~Ima_Penguin~~~War General/Embassador~

~jonniewalkereal~

~OMN's_SkyNet18~

The Revengeful Pancake
For the great pancake doesn't like to be eaten
As it defends itself against all the disbelievers of true confusion
For they are confused wrongly
For they are right
So they are left
Which means absolutely nothing
Besides the fact that we're better

You need a win percentage of 70% and K/D ratio of 2/1 to become the revengeful pancake.
Current revengeful pancakes are on trial, and should they not achieve the win percentage or KD ratio, they will be demoted.

~Archy The Arcanine~ AKA Slysheen

~PieKid11~

~Pokewiz~

~MangoMan~

~PokeN3rd~

~Solid_Pokerock~

~MutantMango~

~Deoxysmatter~

~Icup~

The Great Bowlful
For their bowl shall never be empty
So the hunger may not strike their tummies
As the great slowpoke rises to the ground???
They shall be the feet and the ears of his army
As he walks through the legions
They shall cross their spoons
And hail the great confusion

You need a win percentage of 50% and K/D ratio of 1.5/1 to become the great bowlful.

~Smokybacon~

~Phop~

~Thombom~

The Comfy Shorts
As the shorts are the base
As they are comfy and easy to wear
They are ungiven thanks
Yet, what would cover our naked bodies in the cold winter
If not our dear shorts?
Often underrated, yet they serve the important purpose
Of protecting us from cold and indecency
THE FOLLOWERS
For their fight in the glory of slowpoke's light
Those brave enough, their names shall be enlisted here
Forever

Mastadi
PK
Pokewiz
Napkin
PokeN3rd
MangoMan
Ima_Penguin
Solid_Pokerock
Slysheen
MutantMango
OMN's_SkyNet18
Darkhonchcrow
Smokybacon
Jonniewalkerreal
Phop
Deoxysmatter
Thombom
Icup

THE BELIEVERS
For their hair is not fully grown
And their not ready to fight
But they believe in slowpoke
Truly and deeply
They shall not be forgotten
Unless they deny the right of spatula.

YOU SHALL NEVER BE CONFUSED ALONE
Those who can see the light
and those whose minds are pure
capable of clear thinking and swift decision making
have joined us in the holy crusade
to spread the confusion
all around the world
allied we stand, never defeated
allied we stand, strong and brave
allied we stand, and allied we fight
for the glory of the confused one

~The BlackFalcons~

~The Empire~

~Team Radiant Dawn~

NOW YOU FOUND THE RIGHT WAY, FOLLOW IT THROUGH TILL THE GLORIOUS END
In order to join, you need to post your Name and FC, if it's not in your signature or somewhere.
You then shall be tested, you will be tested by either me, one of the mighty slippers or revengeful pancakes
Depending on your performance, you'll be assinged a rank.

"I DO BELIEVE, BUT I'M TOO MUCH OF A CUPCAKE TO JOIN"
In that case, just post saying that you'd like to be enlisted as a believer.
As a believer, you aren't official member of a clan, but still show your support.
Believers are elgible to buy stuff in the soon to be created shop as well as participate in the clan events.

Feel free to use these userbars!
This one's reserved for official clan members

This one can be used by anyone


The Shop and SP system
You gain SPs by:
Battling against a clanmate (5 SPs)
Winning against a clanmate (15 SPs)
Winning against a clanmate 6-0 (35 SPs)
Winning in a war battle (30 SPs)
Winning in a friendly/training war battle (25 SPs)
Winning against a member of another clan (20 SPs)
Winning 6-0 against a member of other clan (40 SPs)
Winning 6-0 in a war battle (Friendly or normal war) (60 SPs)
Donating to the shop (Depends on the donation)
Spreading the word of the slowpoke (Depends on what exactly do you do :p)
Winning an in-clan tourney battle, no matter the score (30 SP)
Winning an in-clan tourney (10*N SP, where N is number of participants)

The Shop Items

Almost any item, TM or a berry: 5 SPs
Power items: First one free, all the other ones 10 SP each. If you buy them all in one go, you pay 40 SP.
If you buy a pokemon, you get an item of your choice free, or a power item for additional 5 SP.

Stunky(F) @ Lv1
Donated by: Mastadi
Adamant 31/31/31/16/31/31
Stench
~Pursuit
~Crunch
~Punishment
~Double Edge
Cost: 150 SP

Gligar(M) @ Lv1
Holding Razor Fang
Donated by: Mastadi
Impish 30/31/31/4/31/31
Sand Veil
~Baton Pass
~Agility
~Earthquake
~Double Edge
Cost: 130SP

Porygon(NA) @ Lv1
Donated by: Mastadi
Modest 29/19/31/31/31/31
Download
~Trick
~Thunderbolt
~Ice Beam
~Psychic
Cost: 130SP

Girafarig(F) @ Lv1
Donated by: Mastadi
Modest 30/10/31/31/31/31
Early Bird
~Wish
~Amnesia
~Magic Coat
~Mirror Coat
Cost: 130SP

Magby(F) @ Lv1
Holding Magmarizer
Donated by: Mastadi
Modest 6/3/22/31/31/31 (HP Ice 70)
~Cross Chop
~Smog
~Leer
~Screech
Cost: 60 SP

Riolu(M) @ Lv1
Donated by: Mastadi
Rash 31/27/31/31/31/31
Steadfast
~Bullet Punch
~Blaze Kick
~Vacuum Wave
~Agility
Cost: 140 SP

Metang(NA) @ Lv20
Donated by: Mastadi
Adamant 27/31/27/2/31/31
~Ice Punch
~Trick
~ThunderPunch
~Icy Wind
Cost: 100 SP

Napkin 4 - 0 Thombom
Napkin - Pokemon Killed: 6/Pokemon Lost: 2/Battles Won: 1/Battles Lost: 0/Battles Drawn: 0/Win Percentage: 100%/ K/D Ratio: 1.5
Thombom - Pokemon Killed: 2/Pokemon Lost: 6/Battles Won: 0/Battles Lost: 1/Battles Drawn: 0/Win Percentage:100%/ K/D Ratio: 0.33
Napkin: 15
Thombom: 5
 
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*rolls eyes* Parodyclans are in this season? I suppose the Great Church of Huh? needed a ******* cousin.

Also,

Haha i win regardless i vote we go to war

One real religious power against one little fake one? Prove your worth in the eyes of Unown ?, bring it on ;P
 

napkin23

Member
YES THEN YOU HAVE MY VOTE FOR WAR!!!! xD I hope we meet on the battle field femme xD
 

Noheart

The Abysswalker
Yay! My feet are warm!!!

Also, you can just put 11 next PK, so people know meh. Right? RIGHT?!
 

JamaHawk

Sophisticated Solace
Your slowpoke would have trouble at the hands oh seaking.
Except the r/b/y seaking who looks ugly.
But either way.
The amount of ? marks in your name... are you a follower of huh?

*Loses respect*
 

Connor™

Showstopper
You people believe in slowpoke
But does slowpoke believe in you?

Shut it. Your a spammer and an epic fail at rating teams. One of your comments on my friend DarkHonchcrows RMT thread had both me and him 'loling' for ages. Now stop it with your ignorant and idiotic spam and shove of to another thread.
Thank you in advance.

MAST !!
I though I was gonna be 'the mighty slippers'. You *** you lied *evil looks*.
Anyways Napkin, sorry to say this but your nuts. Head to head with Femme Fatale *shudders* your insane dude, insane.
 

Lion Demon

Fairy Type Champion
One things for sure your not enabled to join.
Really A Critizier like you? At least A Slowpoke is Kind unlike you.
Your so arrogant.
 

Noheart

The Abysswalker
My feet are cold now. Or are they warm?

X_X

I iz confusled.


Also, Mastadi, are we like.... going to war or anything?
 
The amount of ? marks in your name... are you a follower of huh?

*Loses respect*

The sly unown ? masked itself as the holy shape to attract those who can't see it's dark plan.

And be patient, my dear slippers and pancakes. We shall soon mark this land with our beliefs, after crusading throught the corrupted and twisted lands of Serebii's battle forum!
 

Pokewiz7o8

I know. I'm hot.
May the Great Slowpoke's feet forever be warm, as I am the Mighty Slipper.
 
Anyways Napkin, sorry to say this but your nuts. Head to head with Femme Fatale *shudders* your insane dude, insane.
Ahaha XD I should probably sig that ;P

Also, here on business. Any member of the Church found to be consorting with this false religion will be promptly expelled from the ranks of the Great One. You cannot fathom being dedicated to the real religion if you so openly flaunt this affront to Him.

Similarly, any member of this quasi-religion found to sport the badges of Huh? (Unown smilies) will be deemed a heretic and will be the target of swift and brutal reciprocity.
 
We believe that those who follow the wrong path don't deserve to be punished, but rather they should be shown the right way. We do not intend to hurt anybody, just because they are wrong.
We hope that you'll see how mistaken you are, but for now, we wish you a happy peanut.
 
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