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The "How to get rich quick" scam thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Polls' started by Raichu4u, Dec 13, 2009.

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  1. Raichu4u

    Raichu4u I'm not josh'n

    Post about how you can get rich quick, fantasies welcome here.

    My idea is to overthrow America at its weakest state with any weaponry that I could get my hands onto. Of course, I would get some rebels to come along with me. I would hold great leaders at hostage and thus getting the army of America to be at my services. Step two, pillage and burn small villages... Remember, these can be fantasies
     
  2. treespyro

    treespyro Vintage much?

    Gamble and gamble more.
     
  3. Mr. Joker

    Mr. Joker keep calm & carry on

  4. Lord Scalgon

    Lord Scalgon What title?

    Code:
    From: Martins Jide
    Date: Thursday, September 23, 2004 11:02 AM
    Subject: URGENT REPLY 
    
    It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
    suprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to
    sending you this email by the huge fund transfer opportunity that
    will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.
    
    However, I am Barrister Martins jide,the personal
    attorney to the late Engr. Suk Hun Wufei flody, a Citizen of
    Japan, who used to work with Nigerian National 
    Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC). 
    
    On the 26th of August 2003, my client,his wife and
    their three were involved in a fatal house explossion at
    Nigerian National Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC)
    quaters Lagos.
    
    Unfortunately they all lost their lives including
    other people in the premises.Since then I have made 
    several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any 
    of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved successful. 
    After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided 
    to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any
    member of his family but of no avail, hence I
    contacted you. 
    
    I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money 
    and property left behind by my client since I have no
    place to locate any of his relatives. I can easily
    convince the bank with my legal practice that you are 
    the only surviving relation of my client.Otherwise the Estate he 
    left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the 
    bank where this huge deposits were lodged.
    
    Particularly, My late client had an account with one
    of the banks in Republic of Ghana valued at about
    US$9.3Million (Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand
    United States Dollars) which I witness the
    documentations and the documents are with me.
    
    Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the
    next of kin to my client since I have been unsuccesfull in 
    locating the relatives.
    
    I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased 
    so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$9.3Million (Nine Million 
    Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) will be paid into 
    your account and then you and I can share the money. 55% to me and 40%
    to you,while 5% should be for expenses,tax as your government may require. 
    
    I have all necessary legal documents that can be used 
    to back up any claim we may make. All I require is 
    your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal 
    through. I guarantee that this will be executed under 
    a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from 
    any breach of the law. 
    
    Please get in touch with me by return email .
    
    Yours Faithfully, 
    
    Barrister Martins jide
    
    N.B. Please indicate your telephone and fax numbers 
    for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
    
    Constantly spamming random people with 419 e-mails (from a dummy account, obviously).

    Maybe...just maybe...
     
    Last edited: Dec 13, 2009
  5. 1.Brainstorm get rich quick schemes.
    2.????
    3.PROFIT!
     
  6. Tabs The Omnipotent Hamster

    Tabs The Omnipotent Hamster And yet, it moves!

    Buy cheap coat hangers, and sell them at nightclubs.
     
  7. kochoupink

    kochoupink butts lol

    Remake formerly awesome threads!
     
  8. Raichu4u

    Raichu4u I'm not josh'n

  9. Nny

    Nny Yeah, about that...

    Becoming a prostitute.
     
  10. Profesco

    Profesco gone gently

    The last time we did this, it was both not very funny and more suited to the Games forum. Let's not get too happy with the Misc Classics, shall we?
     
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