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The "How to get rich quick" scam thread

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Raichu4u

I'm not josh'n
Post about how you can get rich quick, fantasies welcome here.

My idea is to overthrow America at its weakest state with any weaponry that I could get my hands onto. Of course, I would get some rebels to come along with me. I would hold great leaders at hostage and thus getting the army of America to be at my services. Step two, pillage and burn small villages... Remember, these can be fantasies
 

treespyro

Vintage much?
Gamble and gamble more.
 

Lord Scalgon

What title?
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From: Martins Jide
Date: Thursday, September 23, 2004 11:02 AM
Subject: URGENT REPLY 

It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to
sending you this email by the huge fund transfer opportunity that
will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.

However, I am Barrister Martins jide,the personal
attorney to the late Engr. Suk Hun Wufei flody, a Citizen of
Japan, who used to work with Nigerian National 
Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC). 

On the 26th of August 2003, my client,his wife and
their three were involved in a fatal house explossion at
Nigerian National Petrolum Co-operatrion (NNPC)
quaters Lagos.

Unfortunately they all lost their lives including
other people in the premises.Since then I have made 
several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any 
of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved successful. 
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided 
to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any
member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you. 

I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money 
and property left behind by my client since I have no
place to locate any of his relatives. I can easily
convince the bank with my legal practice that you are 
the only surviving relation of my client.Otherwise the Estate he 
left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the 
bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, My late client had an account with one
of the banks in Republic of Ghana valued at about
US$9.3Million (Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars) which I witness the
documentations and the documents are with me.

Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin to my client since I have been unsuccesfull in 
locating the relatives.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased 
so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$9.3Million (Nine Million 
Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) will be paid into 
your account and then you and I can share the money. 55% to me and 40%
to you,while 5% should be for expenses,tax as your government may require. 

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used 
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is 
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal 
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under 
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from 
any breach of the law. 

Please get in touch with me by return email .

Yours Faithfully, 

Barrister Martins jide

N.B. Please indicate your telephone and fax numbers 
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.

Constantly spamming random people with 419 e-mails (from a dummy account, obviously).

Maybe...just maybe...
 
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kochoupink

butts lol
Remake formerly awesome threads!
 

Raichu4u

I'm not josh'n

Profesco

gone gently
The last time we did this, it was both not very funny and more suited to the Games forum. Let's not get too happy with the Misc Classics, shall we?
 
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