The joke thread

[TheWatersGreatGuardian]

Okay, I figured we need a thread where we could just laugh, so here goes
first, heres a corny joke
http://www.jokes24.com/images/447751-image001_58456_44775_1.jpg

 

[hawkeye721]

http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rage-comics-i-choose-maybe.jpg
edit: how airplain food is

 

[TheWatersGreatGuardian]

http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rage-comics-i-choose-maybe.jpg

Could you please add an explanation or something with the link?

This can't just become a thread filled with links.

 

[ShadowKyogre443]

Corny jokes? Like how corn's favorite sport's team is the Husker's? LOL sorry just had to say that.

 

[TheWatersGreatGuardian]

Corny jokes? Like how corn's favorite sport's team is the Husker's? LOL sorry just had to say that.

LOL! Thats what the thread is for. Anything that makes you laugh.

 

[ShadowKyogre443]

LOL! Thats what the thread is for. Anything that makes you laugh.

Yay one of the first jokes! All right fire away people, make us laugh!

 

[Priceless]

Most of my jokes are inappropriate or racist, but I'll post one...



What's the difference between Serebii and an onion?

Spoiler: ..

You cry when you cut up an onion.

(I had to, I was so tempted)

 

[TheWatersGreatGuardian]

Most of my jokes are inappropriate or racist, but I'll post one...



What's the difference between Serebii and an onion?

Spoiler: ..

You cry when you cut up an onion.

(I had to, I was so tempted)

You are going to have to explain that one

 

[deoxysdude94]

Here's a really corny one... What do you call a mailman who fails to do his job? Check the spoiler

Spoiler: LOL

A Failman! (Like that wasn't obvious enough...)

 

[Porgon-XYZ]

What did the Haxorus say to the doctor?

Spoiler: Teh Answer

Can I AXEW how bad this FRAXURE is?

 

[TheWatersGreatGuardian]

What did the Haxorus say to the doctor?

Spoiler: Teh Answer

Can I AXEW how bad this FRAXURE is?

Wow, best one yet. Thats really clever

 

[725roy]

a Snowman walkinto a bar and the bartender says,

"Sorry, we don't serve snowmen"

and the snowman says,

"Oh that's cold."

 

[Priceless]

You are going to have to explain that one

OK, when you cut onions, they release a secretion that causes you to cry, like you're feeling sympathy or something.

On the other hand... Yeah you get where I'm going, right?

(The mods are gonna be on my *** for this...XD)

 

[ShadowKyogre443]

You are going to have to explain that one

Apparently you don't cry when you cut up a Serebii... I think, LOL

 

[TheWatersGreatGuardian]

OK, when you cut onions, they release a secretion that causes you to cry, like you're feeling sympathy or something.

On the other hand... Yeah you get where I'm going, right?

(The mods are gonna be on my *** for this...XD)

Uhhhh not really >_<

 

[ShadowKyogre443]

Uhhhh not really >_<

He means you cry (like you have sympathy) for cutting an onion, but you don't when you're cutting up a Serebii. I get it, but I don't really get the humor to it...

 

[Pansy :]]

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple?

Spoiler: Answer

The Holocaust

 

[Priceless]

Apparently you don't cry when you cut up a Serebii... I think, LOL

By Serebii, I mean Joe.
THE WEBMASTER.

 

[Wild Dragonite]

I get my sense of humor from my dad (or lack thereof), so bear with me.

What'd the cannibal say to the other after they ate a clown?

Spoiler: Prepare to groan

This taste funny to you?

 

[zac4564]

Corny joke coming up.

Whats pikachu's favorite dance.



the electric slide