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The Legend of Zelda: Team Link (rated E10+ for Everyone 10 and older or PG)

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;065; So, your FIRST Non-PokéMon Fic EVER, huh?
No, you idiot. :smacks over head with broom:
;248; I think he meant INSIDE the FORUM.
OOOHHH. In that case, yes.
This is my—
;249-d; First Non-PokéMon Fic on the Serebii Forums?
Yeah... AAAAHHHHHH!!! GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT!!!!
;197; What they said. Presenting TEAM LINK CHAPPY 1.

Chapter 1: Arcane Business

“We ready?”

“Yep.”

“Let’s go, then!”

It was still dark out when Lisa, Bobby, Richard, and Cam struck out into the night. Their destination: Club Arcane House.

“You sure about this?” Cam Cheu asked. Her shoulder-length golden hair complimented her dark blue eyes well, especially under the light of the full moon. Cam was the cautious one on Team Arcane, the scared one. Being the youngest of the group, this was understandable for 7-year-old Cam. More strangely, she preferred photography to most other things. “Remember that newspaper article?”

“Yeah,” Richard Ralph agreed. Richard had light-brown skin and jet-black spiky hair. He was tall and thin, but being 8 years old, he wasn’t about to enter anywhere small on his own—unless, of course, there was cash to be found. Money couldn’t hide from Richard Ralph, and he was always on the prowl. “But then, how likely is it that a portal’s gonna appear in the sky with no warning whatsoever?”

“Very likely.” Lisa Boraleantis was the one with imagination, the one with the intuition. She had a paranoid tendency of sensing things before they happened, and she often used this to her advantage in arguments, whether her backup existed or not. The others said she was a disgrace, being 10 years old, but Lisa took it as a compliment. Just as she took those jeers at school about having white skin and black eyes and head-to-waist hair. She enjoyed naming things, and her unofficial names annoyed Bobby as much as the word in the following sentence after It’s annoys her.

“It’s impossible.” According to Bobby Bolast, everything unnatural was impossible! He says that word impossible impossibly much, much to Lisa’s annoyance. Tall and strong, Bobby seemed to be the perfect athlete—at least from the outside. He actually preferred studying explosives at home (as if that weren’t unnatural enough!). “ Portals could never open!”

“Shut up or we’ll get caught!” Richard hissed as the he lowered himself into the clubhouse.

Club Arcane House was (obviously) the clubhouse for Team Arcane. From the outside, it was painted black and the roof was plastered all over with grass in the middle of a large hole in a hill—probably why its inhabitants had never been found sneaking out to it. Also, the wood that composed the under-roof served as a sound barrier to block sound from the inside, while the higher up roof of grass muffled the footsteps over it sufficiently enough to block out the difference between the wood and the grass. You could walk right over it 200 times and still never find the clubhouse, which was complete with a lockable trapdoor with a green locking lever that was replaceable with a white one for winter and a marble one for autumn.

Inside, the Club Arcane House was much different. The walls were painted black, yellow, orange, and red to look like fire, hence the arcane part. The four members of the club would come in to discuss their thoughts, just to relieve their mind from their troubles. But today, everyone has questions, and no one has answers…

Except Link.

Ding…

Everyone in the clubhouse panicked except Lisa, who left the clubhouse to get a proper look at things.

Dong…

She reentered the clubhouse and pulled out the others.

Drrang…

The third triangle had appeared now. Each member of Team Arcane was in shock. The three triangles that had appeared formed a huge triangle, with a space in the center that was also triangular. Out of this dropped a boy of about 10 dressed in green, with a short, but sharp sword in its sheath on its back behind a compact tempered shield. His big, blue eyes shone when they met their gaze.

Bobby wanted to speak first, to not seem cowardly. “What do you want?” He spoke coldly to hide his fear.

The boy’s unnaturally long ears pricked, and he motioned into the warp spot. After that he jumped right back in. Not wanting to be left behind, Cam followed. The others raced after her—straight into the portal.

Back on Windfall Island, Quadrant D2 on the Sea Chart, the boy tried to get them to introduce each other. They wouldn’t do so naturally (the boy found it very odd), so he figured he needed to introduce himself first.

“Name’s Link Xalax. Pleasure to introduce myself.” Those were the first words Team Arcane heard from Link, and they left a good first impression.

“I’m Lisa Boraleantis, this is Bobby Bolast, Cam Cheu, and Richard Ralph. Together we make up Team Arcane.”

Link nodded and whispered, “Yes! If they’re already a team, then they already know each other, and then they’ll have to get along already, and then we can move faster, and then—“

“What?” Richard asked impatiently.

Link turned back to them. “If you’ll excuse me, but I’m trying to find a team to stop the terrible evil that’s plaguing this Great Sea that we’re standing on, but—“

“We’ll help!” For cautious young Cam, this was a bold move on her part. She didn’t even ask about prerequisites. Apparently, Link thought that everyone meant it, because he proceeded to ask, “What do you like to do?”

“I like photography…” Cam said embarrassedly.

“I just got a Picto Box from that cell over there.” He pointed to a brick wall with a concealed door. It was confusing, until Common Sense told them that the Picto Box had been inside the door. A Picto Box must be a camera, judging Link brought it up now.

“I’ve always enjoyed giving things names…” Lisa seemed more embarrassed at admitting this than Cam had been.

“None of the monsters on the Great Sea have names, and I’m always running into them.” As if to prove his point, a red blob of gel rose up from the ground and sprung at Link, who agilely sidestepped the attack. He then stabbed at it with his sword. It blew up in a black-and-purple explosion of dust. Link stuffed the gem that had appeared into his wallet.

Richard thought it would now be good to mention that, “I like money.” It was. Link shoved him the bag. “Then manage money. That gem I just picked up was a Yellow Rupee. Worth 10 Green Rupees and 5 Blue Rupees. They’re unusual; I almost never find them.”

“I like explosives.” Bobby went last after learning that Cam was willing to admit information to a total stranger.

“Where I’m going, the fruit is said to be volatile,” Link replied, grinning. “I just got the Sail, so TO THE KING OF RED LIONS!”

“THE KING OF RED LIONS?!”
 
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;065; So, you're FINALLY posting Chapter 2, even though you already finished two months ago.

I was waiting for replies, imbecile. :smacks on head with broom:

;197; So, this is Chapter 2. We didn't post in forever because X_secretOrre_X was waiting for replies. Please reply and he will post the (already finished) third chapter. Thanks in advance, and enjoy Chapter 2!

Chapter 2: To Dragon Roost

When they got down to the coast of Windfall inside a tiny bay was a nicely carved dragon boat. It was ruby red, mostly, with a golden crest, an ivory mane, white teeth, and shining, obsidian eyes. Link seemed rather proud of it.

“This,” he proclaimed, “is the King of Red Lions!!”

The boat turned its head to them. “Hello there!” it said warmly.

“AAHH!” The entire Arcane Club toppled over backwards upon hearing this. Link and the King of Red Lions laughed their hearts out.

After recovering, Link explained to the King “Lisa Boraleantis, Cam Cheu, Bobby Bolast, and Richard Ralph. They’ve agreed to help us on our journey.

The King replied, “That’s good, we need as much help as we can get. What have you found?”

Link grinned. “Plus 1 Sail, 1 Tingle Tuner and 1 Picto Box, minus 80 rupees.”

The King laughed again. “Good, we have what we need. Luckily, the wind blows to the east.

Lisa had been the first to recover and asked, “Why? Is that where our destination is?”

The King kept laughing. “Yes. Everybody on board!” Afterwards, King turned back to Link. “What will they be doing? Just hanging around and being all-around folks like you, or just being a nuisance, or…?”

Link replied, “I’m sure I won’t be able to carry everything I have right now. I’ve surveyed them for their interests, and—“

“Not forcefully, I hope?”

“Nope. They were actually quite willing to give answers.”

“Good.”

“I’ve put Cam on Picto Box, since she likes what I think is pictography. Once we get to the island, Bobby will be handling the fruits and all the other heavy-duty stuff. Richard will take the money, and Lisa is naming stuff. She’ll also have a sort of log I found–the journal kind of log–so we can reference in case we forget. Sound good to you?”

“I suppose so.”

“Well then, I guess we’re all set. Let’s set sail to Dragon Roost!” Link fed a sail into a sort of box, and then hammered a lever. The box sprung open, but…

“Nothing happened?” Richard was quite impatient to get to the island after hearing about the treasure it contained. “Nothing happened? Hurry up and make something happen! Set sail already!”

“I’ll try if you stop yapping at Link.” Bobby hammered another lever, now that Link had moved to the tiller. But this time…

“NOTHING HAPPENED?”

“Something was supposed to happen!”

“No it wasn’t!”

“Yes it was!”

“Wasn’t!”

“Was!”

“Wasn’t!”

“Was!”

While Bobby and Richard were arguing, Cam brandished a hammer and whammed the third lever. This time…

The resulting sudden forward momentum sent everyone tumbling backwards. A beautiful ivory sail had appeared, with three golden triangles forming a triangle at the very top. Underneath it were jet-black wings of very intricate design. Further down, emerald swirls gathered around a violet diamond had been sewed. Everything was of the highest quality on the thick cloth sail that had been through so many storms. Unfolding gracefully, it took in the east-blowing wind and set the boat on a course straight to the east. Link was stunned. He only needed to move the tiller twice in order to get out of the small bay that he was stuck in. The rest was left to the sail… for fifteen hours, anyway.

The group had fallen asleep by 04:43 Hyrulean time. The King was moving gracefully through the waters when waters other than his own began to stir the waters. He ROARED loudly to wake Link and the Club Arcane.

Everyone woke with a start. Purple sharks with rock “masks” were swimming evilly around the King. All was silent, and Lisa was thinking furiously…

In that movie, Jaws or something, there were those little sharks that looked kind of like that, but they didn’t have names… Then there were the Guys that were running around because of them… so Guy… and there was this trading card that was REALLY good at attacking, but lame at defending, and I’ll bet these guys could be killed with a splash of water to the eye, judging by the jelly blob and such… it was Giant Org or something… so Org… Guy Org? Nah, something cleverer than that… Gyorg sounds nice. I’ll call it a Gyorg for now! When I find out more about it, I can officially name it.

Link was cautiously guiding the boat out of the storm, and everyone else was doing his or her duty. Cam handed a pictograph of the Gyorg to Lisa for her records. She told everyone to “splash its eye! That might do it!” So Bobby and Richard were leaning over the edge of the boat, making waves, Lisa and Cam were trying to figure out “girl stuff,” and Link was frantically trying to keep everyone in one piece. When Bobby hit an eye, the Gyorg flipped over, making Gyorg the official name for the sharks. However, Link wanted to be cautious, saying that the monsters “don’t flip over when they’re dead” and stabbing the stunned Gyorg until it exploded in a flash of purple smoke.

After sailing for a few more hours (8 hours, 23 minutes and 26 seconds, to be precise), the brand new “team Link,” as Lisa had named it for easier mention, got out of the King and ate lunch on Dragon Roost Island. Afterwards, Cam asked, “What now?”

“I guess we go to the Rito Aerie,” Link replied. “That’s where my pal Quill goes.”

“The Rito Aerie?” Lisa asked.

“I think it’s up there,” Link said grimly, pointing to a dauntingly high ledge in the mountainside. Even so, it was in an area that could be classified as the “foothills” of the mountain. Everyone stared in shock at the Aerie until…

“’Hoy, Link!” A strange birdman was swooping towards them! Everyone hid behind Link.

The swordsman wasn’t frightened. “’Hoy, Quill! How’s the post going?”

“Just fine, thank you. Have you found your sister yet?”

His sister? The team was bewildered as Link looked at the ground.

Quill was upset, too, as he tried to calm Link: “No? Well, maybe you can see our chieftain. I’m sure he’ll be able to help you.”

“Thank you!” Link was obviously grateful.

“I guess I’ll see you at the Aerie!” Quill said.

“You… will? I had a boat to get here, but I can’t FLY!”

“Oh yeah… Well, just take that path there and you’ll get to the Aerie… GGRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! THE AERIE IS ON FIRE?”

;386-a; Please thank X_secretOrre_X for providing us with this second chapter. Foreword script written by Corporal Carnosaur (a.k.a. Tyranitar) and performed by X_seretOrre_X, General Darkheart, and Admiral Alakazam. Idea for red stuff by Unown R (added whenever this was finished). This is General Deoxy signing out.

;197; And of course, with all due respet, X_secretOrre_X
 

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Night Terror
There are rules about using smilies for no reason. If you want to have a conversation with your own little pokemon friends, do it in your own time, not in the middle of a fanfic.

It's completely un-Zelda like. There's zero fantasy quality to it, and it comes across as another silly 'Omg my friends fell into the zelda universe" fic, that has no seriousness to it, and is only made for the enjoyment of one or two people. If it's set on the great sea it's not Hyrulean. Every single monster in Wind Waker has a name, Link is totally out of character, and there's no build up to the plot (if indeed there is any). Everything just drops in immediatly, and any real description is surrounded by unfunny exchanges of meaningless dialouge.
 
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