Neko Godot
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Season 1
The Pilot
The Second Episode
Misty Sits In For May
Harley Gets Shot Out Of A Cannon
May and Giselle Become Rivals
Mewtwo Versus Chuck Norris
The Reggielution Will Be Televised
Well I was bored, so I made a parody of Live with Regis and Kelly using Pokemon. Hope you enjoy! Oh.. and you really can vote, I will be accepting PMs. Rated PG-13 for rude humor.
Episode 1: The Pilot
[applause as Ash and May walk on stage and take their seats behind a desk]
Ash: Hello everyone, and welcome to our new show….
May: Live With Ash and May!
Ash: I was going to say that.
May: Well too bad! I beat you to it!
Ash: Okay, then let me explain why me and May are here.
May: I think you mean May and I.
Ash: Don’t correct me on my grammar! Anyway, you see, the writers made too many filler episodes. Everyone in the cast hates filler episodes, so we all bought doubles to take our place until an interesting episode comes along. So, to make ourselves more richer, me and May decided to start a talk show.
May: May and I.
Ash: Shut up! Back on topic, this would have never started without our great producers, may lover and Harley.
[Harley is shown off stage, wearing a feather boa]
Harley: Ohhh, don’t mention it guys.
May: We got a great show for everyone today! We got Prima here!
[audience applauds]
Ash: And we are going to start the Little Miss Pokegirl Beauty Pageant!
[louder applause]
Ash: Okay then! Let’s bring out Prima!
[applause as Prima enters a room, Ash and May move from their desk to two couches off to the side, and Prima takes a seat on a third couch]
May: Great to have you here today, Prima!
Prima: Oh please, don’t mention it.
[a pause of silence]
May: Ash, read the card!
Ash: What card? I’m too distracted by Prima’s enormous breasts!
[May grunts and grabs the card out of Ash’s hands]
May: It says here that you stared in the episode “The Mandarin Island Miss-Match!” and that you changed your name from Lorelei to Prima.
Prima: That is very true.
May: Now what made you change the name.
Prima: Well, when the episode was being made, it turned out that Lorelei did not match the lip movements. So, I had to change my name to Prima. I like the name. It is shorter. I always thought that Lorelei was too long, and got between me and my fans.
May: My fans and I. Ash, do you have anything to say?
Ash: Prima, your boobs are huge! Aren’t they huge, Harley?
Harley: Don’t ask me, I wouldn’t know.
[Harley giggles]
Ash: Really Harley, why do you act like that? Prima, I just have to ask, are those real?
Prima: Why wouldn’t they be?
Ash: Because they are so darn big!
Prima: You know, this is just degrading! I’m leaving!
[Prima walks up and leaves, but on the way out, she trips, and tons of Pokeballs spill from her shirt onto the floor, which makes Prima’s breasts smaller]
Ash: Hah, I was right! I told you that those couldn’t be real! Right, Harley?
[Harley does not answer; he just stares at Ash as Prima, in tears, runs off stage]
May: Well, it’s always nice to know that I still have the biggest boobs. Now mine our the only ones you could look at for now, Ash!
[Ash looks at May’s chest]
Ash: Yeah, all those silly fans, thinking that you are only ten years old.
May: Yuppers! I’m really fourteen. The camera makes you look four years younger.
Ash: Okay. Let’s get started with the Little Miss Pokegirl Beauty Pageant! This is going to be great.
May: Yes, this is how it will work. You, the viewers, will send a Private Message to may lover with your nominations for whom you think is the prettiest girl in the Pokemon world.
Ash: Anyone! It can be from the games, the anime, you name it! The five most nominated girls will enter the final contest.
May: You mean four. Only the four most nominated.
Ash: Why’s that?
May: Because of course I’m going to win! So, I’m already a nominee!
Ash: Harley, did you okay this?
Harley: Yes, handsome, I did!
Ash: There you go Harley, acting all weird again. Who are you going to vote for, Harley?
Harley: Oh, I’m not interested in girls.
Ash: Okay Harley, whatever you say. Man, I do not understand that guy.
May: The polls will be closed after our fifth episode, so vote now!
Ash: That’s all the time we have for today! So see you next time! I’m Ash!
May: And I’m May!
Harley: I’m gay!
Ash: I really do not understand him. And this is…
Ash and May: The end of the Live with Ash and May Show!
[audience applauds]
The Pilot
The Second Episode
Misty Sits In For May
Harley Gets Shot Out Of A Cannon
May and Giselle Become Rivals
Mewtwo Versus Chuck Norris
The Reggielution Will Be Televised
Well I was bored, so I made a parody of Live with Regis and Kelly using Pokemon. Hope you enjoy! Oh.. and you really can vote, I will be accepting PMs. Rated PG-13 for rude humor.
Episode 1: The Pilot
[applause as Ash and May walk on stage and take their seats behind a desk]
Ash: Hello everyone, and welcome to our new show….
May: Live With Ash and May!
Ash: I was going to say that.
May: Well too bad! I beat you to it!
Ash: Okay, then let me explain why me and May are here.
May: I think you mean May and I.
Ash: Don’t correct me on my grammar! Anyway, you see, the writers made too many filler episodes. Everyone in the cast hates filler episodes, so we all bought doubles to take our place until an interesting episode comes along. So, to make ourselves more richer, me and May decided to start a talk show.
May: May and I.
Ash: Shut up! Back on topic, this would have never started without our great producers, may lover and Harley.
[Harley is shown off stage, wearing a feather boa]
Harley: Ohhh, don’t mention it guys.
May: We got a great show for everyone today! We got Prima here!
[audience applauds]
Ash: And we are going to start the Little Miss Pokegirl Beauty Pageant!
[louder applause]
Ash: Okay then! Let’s bring out Prima!
[applause as Prima enters a room, Ash and May move from their desk to two couches off to the side, and Prima takes a seat on a third couch]
May: Great to have you here today, Prima!
Prima: Oh please, don’t mention it.
[a pause of silence]
May: Ash, read the card!
Ash: What card? I’m too distracted by Prima’s enormous breasts!
[May grunts and grabs the card out of Ash’s hands]
May: It says here that you stared in the episode “The Mandarin Island Miss-Match!” and that you changed your name from Lorelei to Prima.
Prima: That is very true.
May: Now what made you change the name.
Prima: Well, when the episode was being made, it turned out that Lorelei did not match the lip movements. So, I had to change my name to Prima. I like the name. It is shorter. I always thought that Lorelei was too long, and got between me and my fans.
May: My fans and I. Ash, do you have anything to say?
Ash: Prima, your boobs are huge! Aren’t they huge, Harley?
Harley: Don’t ask me, I wouldn’t know.
[Harley giggles]
Ash: Really Harley, why do you act like that? Prima, I just have to ask, are those real?
Prima: Why wouldn’t they be?
Ash: Because they are so darn big!
Prima: You know, this is just degrading! I’m leaving!
[Prima walks up and leaves, but on the way out, she trips, and tons of Pokeballs spill from her shirt onto the floor, which makes Prima’s breasts smaller]
Ash: Hah, I was right! I told you that those couldn’t be real! Right, Harley?
[Harley does not answer; he just stares at Ash as Prima, in tears, runs off stage]
May: Well, it’s always nice to know that I still have the biggest boobs. Now mine our the only ones you could look at for now, Ash!
[Ash looks at May’s chest]
Ash: Yeah, all those silly fans, thinking that you are only ten years old.
May: Yuppers! I’m really fourteen. The camera makes you look four years younger.
Ash: Okay. Let’s get started with the Little Miss Pokegirl Beauty Pageant! This is going to be great.
May: Yes, this is how it will work. You, the viewers, will send a Private Message to may lover with your nominations for whom you think is the prettiest girl in the Pokemon world.
Ash: Anyone! It can be from the games, the anime, you name it! The five most nominated girls will enter the final contest.
May: You mean four. Only the four most nominated.
Ash: Why’s that?
May: Because of course I’m going to win! So, I’m already a nominee!
Ash: Harley, did you okay this?
Harley: Yes, handsome, I did!
Ash: There you go Harley, acting all weird again. Who are you going to vote for, Harley?
Harley: Oh, I’m not interested in girls.
Ash: Okay Harley, whatever you say. Man, I do not understand that guy.
May: The polls will be closed after our fifth episode, so vote now!
Ash: That’s all the time we have for today! So see you next time! I’m Ash!
May: And I’m May!
Harley: I’m gay!
Ash: I really do not understand him. And this is…
Ash and May: The end of the Live with Ash and May Show!
[audience applauds]
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